Massage Parlor Reports

[Focker 2]

You sound young but I forgive you for the simple reason that I would trade places on behalf of youth. First, most women have no sense of direction. That is DNA, with the exception of Danica Patrick; she at least knows how to turn left and has a high-octane pussy. Second, if you haven't been around rental pussy for any length of time (read: women too lazy to work a 9-5 job) , you need to learn that most live off the moment (read: your coin and / or fun times) and will milk you for what you're worth, then move on to the next fool. Third (and most important) , why would you, as an intelligent guy, even consider a relationship with someone who rents her hole for a living? Better to invest in a quality Christmas tree. Not giving you shit, just food for thought. YMMV.

Lolz. This is too funny.

[Kid Cisco]

Any advice for a virgin who is scared as shit when going on about this kind of stuff? Any advice on normal behaviors and conversation would be greatly appreciated.

Nirvana4,

You sound like you could be a Troll looking for some attention giving this is your 1st post and you claim to be a virgin and scared as shit looking to pay for some ass (I would tell anyone that NEVER got into this hobby NOT to get into this hobby) for one reason this hobby can keep you from having a normal life with a female be it a girlfriend or a wife etc. And it can cost you a lot of money I am sure some will say well you spend money on dinners and movies etc. And this way you know what you are going to get etc.

Since you claim to be a virgin it is better for you to start out your life getting to know girls and learn how to talk to them and to get to know how to be around and behave so-called normal girls that isn't looking to sell their pussy to you for money $$ the worst thing you can do is think that ALL female are hookers or Gold diggers looking for a buck and you can pay or give them stuff so you can rent their bodies for a hour or so. Believe it or not you can have fun and get pussy from chicks without spending a lot of time and money on them and believe it or not many hot looking chicks are horny like we are. BUT if you are 300+lbs and don't know how to talk to a female or never learn how to talk to them maybe paying for ass is the only way you ever going to get some pussy LOL LOL

I don't know how old you are BUT you shouldn't be afraid of females keep yourself in good shape and dress nice and keep yourself clean (shaved, haircut etc.) you should have chicks checking you out. Or if you are shy and never fuck before and looking to deal with a hooker you better off working with a VET monger with years under his belt to show you the ropes IF not you could end up shot or mugged or at the least riped-off for a lot of money $$$. BUT for some reason I think you are a Troll looking for attention if not this is my advice to you.

Good luck,

Kid Cisco

[Niteluvr]

Yes- this is exactly what I would figure. I remember one girl who warmed up to me and wanted me to meet her outside at the apartment where she lived. Never saw her outside- her directions were so bad it wouldn't have worked out anyway- haha. I figure the motivation for most would be for some 'freebie' fun times outside- but could imagine that it would actually be a far more expensive route than just visiting at the AMP. Hardly free.

You sound young but I forgive you for the simple reason that I would trade places on behalf of youth. First, most women have no sense of direction. That is DNA, with the exception of Danica Patrick; she at least knows how to turn left and has a high-octane pussy. Second, if you haven't been around rental pussy for any length of time (read: women too lazy to work a 9-5 job) , you need to learn that most live off the moment (read: your coin and / or fun times) and will milk you for what you're worth, then move on to the next fool. Third (and most important) , why would you, as an intelligent guy, even consider a relationship with someone who rents her hole for a living? Better to invest in a quality Christmas tree. Not giving you shit, just food for thought. YMMV.

[Nirvana4]

Any advice for a virgin who is scared as shit when going on about this kind of stuff? Any advice on normal behaviors and conversation would be greatly appreciated.

[Craven Moorhed]

I never date AMP girls but know of several guys who have. The girls milk them dry as sugar daddies and give little in return. One dude fell in love and asked me how to make sure the woman cared about him. I told him to tell her next time they had a date that he was short on cash. He did and she disappeared. Even dumber guys will marry one; however, it's important to remember you can't turn a working girl into a housewife. Many have tried; the majority have failed.

Yes- this is exactly what I would figure. I remember one girl who warmed up to me and wanted me to meet her outside at the apartment where she lived. Never saw her outside- her directions were so bad it wouldn't have worked out anyway- haha. I figure the motivation for most would be for some 'freebie' fun times outside- but could imagine that it would actually be a far more expensive route than just visiting at the AMP. Hardly free.

[Fengzi]

Hi just curious to know if anyone has dated a girl from an AMP lets say such as Gold Spa? Or have you been asked out for a date?

How do the dates work? Does the girl just ask to go shopping? Can you spend time for the whole day when she gets her off day?

Also I have heard instances where some do marry these girls? Are there any strict polices? I know it is against the rules to talk to some of these girls outside of work.

Thanks ya'll

Years ago I had the great fortune to have a date with the famous Michelle of the old Royal Massage. Old-timers here know who I am talking about. I saw her several times at the spa and we seemed to hit it off well. During the session she said she had a day off and nothing to do and asked if I would take her out. She wanted dinner and a movie, and then promised more would happen, and gave me her famous giggle. She enjoyed being treated like a real gf-being polite, talking to her like she mattered, etc."More" did happen. It was quite memorable. A week later she suddenly left for NYC without saying anything. She never asked for a dime. I guess I just caught her in a funny mood.

This was a one-off experience. Generally there are strict rules against dating customers. I agree that generally speaking, you'd be taking on a load of personal issues if you date an AMP girl. I've had better luck with the legit Chinese therapists, but that's a different question.

[Niteluvr]

Hi just curious to know if anyone has dated a girl from an AMP lets say such as Gold Spa? Or have you been asked out for a date?

How do the dates work? Does the girl just ask to go shopping? Can you spend time for the whole day when she gets her off day?

Also I have heard instances where some do marry these girls? Are there any strict polices? I know it is against the rules to talk to some of these girls outside of work.

Thanks ya'll

I never date AMP girls but know of several guys who have. The girls milk them dry as sugar daddies and give little in return. One dude fell in love and asked me how to make sure the woman cared about him. I told him to tell her next time they had a date that he was short on cash. He did and she disappeared. Even dumber guys will marry one; however, it's important to remember you can't turn a working girl into a housewife. Many have tried; the majority have failed.

[Dreamin time]

If everyone of these styrofoam cups or water bottles in my back seat represents an $80-$100 dollar bill, I have spent some real coin last week.

Damn. And we all laughed at the thought.

[Skip15]

When I saw her massage starts off on table she is clothed than she asks if you want to move to her bed as she gets nude than she rubs you more. It has been awhile but as I recall she was into it and allowed plenty of roaming but YMMV. Not sure all of this is still on the menu as it was awhile ago but all in all a great experience and if she has lost wt than the whole experience would be like a playboy bunny massage.

QUOTE=Popeofmypants; 1601038]Does she do it nude, perhaps in a b2b style? What options are available?[/QUOTE]

[Craven Moorhed]

Hi just curious to know if anyone has dated a girl from an AMP lets say such as Gold Spa? Or have you been asked out for a date?

How do the dates work? Does the girl just ask to go shopping? Can you spend time for the whole day when she gets her off day?

Also I have heard instances where some do marry these girls? Are there any strict polices? I know it is against the rules to talk to some of these girls outside of work.

Thanks ya'll

I know this has been addressed before.

Years ago I received working phone numbers from AMP girls and others told me where they lived when not at the parlour. But I never pursued, other than to try to converse by phone. Language makes it tough. Nothing like that has happened as of late.

However I doubt anything other than a good time would come of something like that. One could not take it too seriously. I would suspect it would also be very expensive with a lot of drama. A marriage? No thanks.

Just my 2 cents.

[Zipper34]

Hi just curious to know if anyone has dated a girl from an AMP lets say such as Gold Spa? Or have you been asked out for a date?

How do the dates work? Does the girl just ask to go shopping? Can you spend time for the whole day when she gets her off day?

Also I have heard instances where some do marry these girls? Are there any strict polices? I know it is against the rules to talk to some of these girls outside of work.

Thanks ya'll

The purpose of this forum is to provide useful information for us. What you have done is asked basically the same questions twice in two different posts that are also your first two on this forum. I'm not insulting you or anything, but your posts are asking way too many questions already. My advice to you is to post useful information here, or don't post at all.

[Gene0916]

Hi just curious to know if anyone has dated a girl from an AMP lets say such as Gold Spa? Or have you been asked out for a date?

How do the dates work? Does the girl just ask to go shopping? Can you spend time for the whole day when she gets her off day?

Also I have heard instances where some do marry these girls? Are there any strict polices? I know it is against the rules to talk to some of these girls outside of work.

Thanks ya'll

[Gene0916]

Hello just curious to know if any of why'all have you dated or been asked out by a AMP girl?

Did she expect you to take her shopping? Did the relationship last long? I hear that some even marry or get asked to marry, but I don't know if that is all against the parlors rules?

[Niteluvr]

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[Craven Moorhed]

Went by Royal to try something new. Things started off a little shaky as I must've had them on guard. At first I was greeted by Amy, short girl with nice little body and shoulder length hair. Then she disappeared and the Mamasan showed up. Damn. Mamasan did table shower. Not a good outlook. Mamasan did massage. Not boding well- except the fact that the massage was actually pretty good with lots of pressure. Thought, ah well, guess I'll just have a nice massage. She was also REALLY not my type (if you get my drift) so if there was a HE to be had, I'd just pass.

Was all relaxed from about 45 minutes of great massage when the door opened and Amy returned. They did some talking and then Mamasan split. Suddenly, things were going VERY well. Opted for HEat$.2 total. Great attitude and PLENTY of play allowed. Funny how things work out sometimes.

Must emphasize that plenty of play was allowed. I asked for HJ and she straddled my face immediately in 69, putting everything within my reach, so to speak. Attitude was a 10, no rush and very willing to please and I don't think it was just because the session started off so disappointing.