Massage Parlor Reports

**Omega0003** · 11-16-12 09:27

I visited OT yesterday and had a pleasant experience. I was the only person there and Sookie took care of me. She looks a little older but is really hot IMHO. Massage was ok but she took her time and addressed my areas that needed work. While waiting for the water to get hot, she takes me into another room with this leg / foot massager which was awesome. I may get one for the house. Standard services and rates apply. I will definitely repeat as she knows how to make you feel relaxed.

**DcFishMonger** · 11-16-12 02:53

Originally Posted by YMMV Alot [View Original Post]

I see many posts of VA being "dead". And yet, I find great massage experiences at many locations.

Now. Perhaps it is a matter of expectation management.

For the places I frequent, I know the MMS. Which means I know the rules of the establishment and I usually know the staff (albeit some places change more frequently than others).

YMMV A LOT

NoVA is dead. There's nothing available at the AMPs and the ones that offer anything beyond legit services are usually not worth it. I know everyone has their opinion and the most important thing is if you feel you're getting your money's worth. However, it still stands that NoVA is dead because as long time patrons of the AMP scene here know a rub and tug is nowhere near the level of service once considered standard. Then again, now that I think about it at least 10 years have passed since there was consistent FS with women I personally didn't mind paying for extra services. Not trying to live in the past, but it's hard to justify paying SW FS prices for a HJ to somebody that's old enough to be my mother or very young aunt. Not trying to flame, and once again it's all about personal satisfaction. Just feel that the NoVA (in fact the entire region) is just not worth it in regards to AMPs.

On to the report, went by a Tysons AMP at the end of a rainbow. But alas there was no pot of leprechaun gold to be found. Actually went in hoping for a real massage for less than the legit places in the area as I've been having some stress induced tension in the back lately. This proved to be a fail as after about 30 minutes of half-assed rubbing around the soft touch started. I felt like she was trying to warm me up running her hands all over my back when I asked for a firm massage. Language wasn't the issue it was the provider. On the looks scale I give her a 7 as she seemed to be much younger than the current AMP standard (yes, there's a huge curve in terms of grades these days). Massage was a generous 3 as I was shorted on time (paid for an hour) and there wasn't evenreally a massage to speak of. What's worse is she started trying to ask personal questions and when I told her I don't give out that sort of information she acted genuinely offended. On the flip my little buddy almost betrayed me but I told no thanks and started getting dressed. She then asked where was her tip and I told her,"Maybe more next time" and left. Haven't had that bad of an experience in a long time but it only strengthens my belief that the AMP scene is a waste of time / money.

Stay safe and GLHF!

**Stang613** · 11-15-12 20:46

Went to this place recently on a weekday afternoon:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...406341516.html

No wait, .8 H or. 6 HH, providers okay not petite not fat, great massage, left happy.

Retuned few days later on weekend afternoon and again no wait, different provider, but similar experience.

Minor tip, street # and suite # nearly the same, so pay attention or stand around confused for a minute.

**Ymmv Alot** · 11-10-12 18:39

I see many posts of VA being "dead". And yet, I find great massage experiences at many locations.

Now. Perhaps it is a matter of expectation management.

For the places I frequent, I know the MMS. Which means I know the rules of the establishment and I usually know the staff (albeit some places change more frequently than others).

For the places I try as "new to me". They usually have reports here or elsewhere, so, l have a good idea that I'll find a good massage (and since these are massage places, I expect nothing else).

If you are new to the place / area, it may take time to find your ATF or at least an establishment that is worth your time and custom. Perhaps several visits, but most places are happy for a polite customer (even a new one).

Last week, I visited one of my standby places because my ATF is on vacation (and when she is gone, I go elsewhere less I create friction between providers). This stand-by place is a convenient, mixing bowl location. The entrance is not as private as many (waiting at the door outside until answered) , but the parking is convenient.

MMS greets me (I've been here many times. And was there the week previous when staff was short (I think MMS may have been alone). So we just talked and I left. All new staff this night). MMS takes me upstairs and introduces me to Cindy.

Cindy is new to me and new to NoVA. And a bit younger than I usually find here. And wonderfully curvy (a size 6 vice a size 0 very nicely proportioned).

Great TS, massage, and full time (sometimes an hour is only 45 minutes here. Not this night).

MMS saw I was smiling as I left, so she knows I'll be back. I hope Cindy will be there.

Standard rates and tip.

I enjoyed my time on this visit, but as always

YMMV A LOT

**BigCoolie** · 11-10-12 17:58

This place is completely legit. I had to TOFTT and it was really affordable. The massage was great, but no services were remotely offered.

Happy Mongering.

**Nigthwatch** · 11-09-12 17:59

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Again I got another great massage from the Thai house in Centreville. Apparently one of the ladies will be opening her our place up. Seniors PM me to get the scoop. It won't be open till at least the 20th of this month.

Pm with details please va is dead my atf spot was shell green in dc but closed for a couple of months now.

**SxNine** · 11-08-12 12:13

Mature 41 yo found on BP in body rubs section. The ad is exactly accurate. A two call back system gives directions to a single family house between Springfield and Alex. Massuse is blonde, attractive with lots of personality and age appears accurate. Natural headlights are B-C. The house is nicely decorated inside. Pet dog is closed in a separate back room. $.5 fee for 1 hour collected in advance. Nude massage is medium with good massage oil applied liberally. Massuse sat on my butt for the back massage and moved to my side on her knees for the legs and the flip. Good attention to all the right places, but no roaming permitted at all. Numerous attempts to roam were restrained. Usual nova finish but with extra time allotted for this part. She takes you almost to the finale several times before finally finishing. This is a one way massage, massuse controls. Time was a little more than an hour. After the finish we talked about the menu and was assured that nothing else is, or will be available even on many repeat visits. I've heard many "next time" promises, but never heard "nothing more" so it's probably true. The session was good if expectations do not exceed what is advertised, but what was advertised is very very good. For an apre-golf massage only, I might return.

**Sexingit** · 11-07-12 19:02

Again I got another great massage from the Thai house in Centreville. Apparently one of the ladies will be opening her our place up. Seniors PM me to get the scoop. It won't be open till at least the 20th of this month.

**Hmfic04** · 11-05-12 11:14

Coming over from Europe and am tired of Eastern European / Asian Masseuses. Yea I know, totally awful, blonde european women with bad teeth and zero restrictions. Brotha's got a want summin diffent.

I know I'm wet behind the ears on this board but am trying to hunt down a Latina Masseuse in the NoVa area. Any suggestions / PM's are appreciated.

**Mustang946** · 11-04-12 19:35

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

I drove by last night and it was open.

I drove by Saturday and Sunday and they were closed.

**Powkid** · 11-04-12 19:18

Hey guys,

I went to check out APC for the first time since they reopened today. Ok spot, nothing great. Standard nova.

**Any Mouse** · 11-04-12 14:43

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

I guess Swan reopened already. They have an ad up today.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...an-spa/6871237

IMHO, these places pay for ads in advance. Just because an ad is up, has almost nothing to do with whether the place is open or not.

Look at Peach and the fact that they paid for a month at a time. Seems to be especially true of BP

**Drunker Irish** · 11-04-12 11:53

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

I guess Swan reopened already. They have an ad up today.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...an-spa/6871237

I went once and it was by far the ugliest and oldest provider ever. Has it improved?

**Guitarman1** · 11-04-12 11:30

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

I was on my way to Green this afternoon, and when I pulled up cops were inside both spas. I quickly made a U-turn. Don't know when they will be back open.

I guess Swan reopened already. They have an ad up today.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...an-spa/6871237

**Powkid** · 11-02-12 20:36

I was on my way to Green this afternoon, and when I pulled up cops were inside both spas. I quickly made a U-turn. Don't know when they will be back open.