Massage Parlor Reports

[Ampersand]

Had to go up to Pawtucket this past Saturday for some work on my car. It was around 10:00 AM, and I had a couple of hours to kill, so I took a walk up Broadway to see if there were any decent places to eat. That's when I stumbled on Harmony Spa. I figured I'd go in and give the place a go, and ran across the street, walked inside the rather noxious front door waiting area, and buzzed for entry. I was greeted by a somewhat angry looking Mamasan type who ushered me to a room (really just an oversized closet) with pink insulation board nailed to the walls. A few minutes later, the door opens, and a 40-ish spinner walks in wearing a tight leopard print dress. She's a bit of a butterface, but the body's fairly rockin', and I'm just happy to see an Asian chick dressed like a hooker again. She asks for the house (.60) , and then asks if I want a table shower, which, of course, I do. It's not a long shower, but it's a good one, with lots of teasing and attention to detail, and then we head back to the room. It all went downhill from here, sadly. After about five minutes of what amounted to a lot of tickling and fingernail dragging on my back, she abruptly stops and asks if I want her to get naked. I tell her "sure!", and she starts slapping her hands together and making strange guttural sounds like Jodie Foster in Nell, obviously asking me for more money. This shit bothers me as I really just wanted a good old fashioned R&T, so I tell her I'll give her. 4, and this gets me a lot of eye rolling, laughing, and then her motioning for me to roll onto my back (apparently the "massage" is done at this point). She obviously doesn't think. 4 is enough to disrobe, so she moves on to a really mechanical finish. I try to get in a little roaming and she moves as far away as she can while still working my crank with no shortage of attitude.

After I'm done, she says she's going to get me a hot towel, but I sit up and get dressed before she even gets back. She returns to the room and looks shocked / pissed that I didn't wait. I drop the. 4 on the bed and she scoops it up with a "tank you", and then plays "girlfriend", trying to put my coat on for me and escorts me out past Mamasan. Total time there: 25 minutes, but about ten of that was waiting in the room. Absolute waste of money and time. Maybe it was just the girl (I saw two others walking around, one looked pretty good, but the other was a short, fat chick who looked sort of like a Hispanic Margaret Cho) , but the whole place just reeked of a shitty operation.

[Ford1951]

In wake of LE, I have been skiddish when going back to the AMPs. Here are a list of girls I have been to with a small review:

1) Jen-Riverside. Good massage, straight forward. Lot of oil. Good finish. .8 hr.

2) Michelle-East Side. Bad rub. Gave kind of an attitude. Alright finish 1 hr.

3) Rachel- EP. Meh. 6 quick.

4) Vanessa- Newport. Fantastic. Very attractive and kind. Finish was great. Unfortunately, not taking new clients. 1.40 hr

I agree with you, I have also been to them all. And Vanessa is the best. I recently found another young lady in Johnston, very pretty, Brazillian, great body, great Brazilian booty, nice peesonality, Her place is nice and clean, an di put but her at Vanessas quality. 100 for an hour, well worth it. I will share with anybody who has shared with me.

[Smoke Screen]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

I called on 3 different days, the phone rang for a long time then got a recorded message giving directions to CH. Their still closed.

[Fly Dangler]

The guy who said he went there and saw CoCo was probably in a different spa as was pointed out to him by others on the other forum.

I believe he was mistaking NMS for CH.

[Knight62]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

The guy who said he went there and saw CoCo was probably in a different spa as was pointed out to him by others on the other forum.

[RLargess]

In wake of LE, I have been skiddish when going back to the AMPs. Here are a list of girls I have been to with a small review:

1) Jen-Riverside. Good massage, straight forward. Lot of oil. Good finish. .8 hr.

2) Michelle-East Side. Bad rub. Gave kind of an attitude. Alright finish 1 hr.

3) Rachel- EP. Meh. 6 quick.

4) Vanessa- Newport. Fantastic. Very attractive and kind. Finish was great. Unfortunately, not taking new clients. 1.40 hr

[MarriedTom]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

Just read on another site that CH is open.

[Fly Dangler]

Saw couple reviews but no idea where this place is located. Any info would be appreciated. You can PM me if that makes you feel more secure.

You must be referring to

SIMPLE PLEASURES SPA.

753 BROAD STREET.

CENTRAL FALLS, RI 02863.

401-527-7352

[Craven Morehed]

Saw couple reviews but no idea where this place is located. Any info would be appreciated. You can PM me if that makes you feel more secure.

This place?

http://www.simplepleasuresprovidence.com/

[Timboxyz]

Saw couple reviews but no idea where this place is located. Any info would be appreciated. You can PM me if that makes you feel more secure.

[Knight62]

Just read on another site that CH is open.

[Davio]

I called when I first saw this ad last week and she sounded nice but as soon as she told me the rates, she stated clearly full draping required, they stay fully clothed and non-sensual. Not sure if that's just a precautionary statement jut I decided not to chance it. Said I'd call back when I knew a time when I could host and signed off politely.

I decided to TOFT and try this place around 6 weeks ago. As they state in their ad they have an incall in Seekonk. The place is funky. Huge room with a bar, TV, etc.

I drew Judy. Cute in her late twenties. She told me to get ready and lie face up as they like to start with the front. She pointed to the towel and said I could use it to drape if I wanted to. I chose not to drape. At this point I am thinking this is going to be great. I lrft an hour later after a lackluster non sensual rub down with no hint of any extras (I tried hard to get her there but it was anon starter, as she said she had a boyfriend and so on.

A month goes by, and the supid guy that I am I figured I try the other therapist (Tiana). Same experience, except this time draping was mandatory. Total waste of money and time.

They use somewhat suggestive language in their ads, (why have the pictures?) to lure people in.

[Ford1951]

Against even my own advice I decided to TOFT and see the new girl Plum, I liked her pictures, sexy looking, and the body type I like. I heard they renovated the place too, so I decided what the hell. The place is like new, nice and clean, and the rooms were candlelit. I waited about 10min on the table until she came in. She is very cute, sweet personality, was dressed in tight jeans and a tank top. Her skills are minimal, she uses way to much oil, she stays away from your reach so there is no roaming, no hint of a tease and nothing extra on the menu. I have learned my lesson and won't be back.

[MuffyTheDiver]

I will be driving up I-95 soon from NY to Boston. The last time I took that trip, I stopped at an AMP in Pawtucket and had an excellent experience. Given the shut-down of the Providence spas, what is the situation in Pawtucket?

don't waste your time or money. Unless of course you like a half ass TS, Massage and to be rushed out the door. Times have changed here. Your better off hitting the strip clubs or an escort!

[Golden3]

I will be driving up I-95 soon from NY to Boston. The last time I took that trip, I stopped at an AMP in Pawtucket and had an excellent experience. Given the shut-down of the Providence spas, what is the situation in Pawtucket?