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12-01-12 12:17 #1118Senior Member

Posts: 186Stupid Mistake
Well actually 2 stupid mistakes. My first blunder was stopping in at the AMP on Hwy 100 & Layton again. Same old staff, but went for the 30 minute anyway. Massage was weak and she went a little overboard with the baby oil. Then on the flip she asked for. 6 tip for a hand shake. I countered with. 4 and she gave me her best look of dissappointment before agreeing. She got it done quickly. I don't know what it is about their technique, but I never last very long getting a HJ in an AMP. Anyway, she cleans me up and I get dressed. I go to give her the tip, and I accidently give her. 6 anyway. The 20's from the ATM were brand new crisp ones and kinda stuck together. I realized my mistake right after she had put it in her pocket, and figured it was too late to try to get it back. Her send off was pretty entertaining though. The day I was there was right before Thanksgiving, so in one long breath she said to me. Good holiday you enjoy come again happy birthday. I just had to laugh. Maybe a good laugh like that is worth 20 bucks. Otherwise she can consider it my parting gift to her because I'm officially done with AMPs now.
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12-01-12 11:58 #1117Senior Member

Posts: 186The leg tenderizer thing is new. What else did she not do properly? When I saw her over the summer I thought the massages were quite good.
Originally Posted by King Stone Age
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11-30-12 18:32 #1116Senior Member

Posts: 45Horrible
What a waste of time. She was good at doing something but she didn't know what she was doing. Its fine if you want to run a legit place but then do things properly. I was worse leaving than coming in. She saw me get hard at one point and just looked at it rise before just until she started beating my legs like she was tenderizing steak. And she knows by putting her ad with pic on CL what kind of clients she's probably going to get.
Originally Posted by Flattopper
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I did research on her and can't find any reviews. Here's one. Horrible technique but I'm sure her lips could make up for her lack of knowledge.
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11-29-12 16:25 #1115Senior Member

Posts: 92Hey can someone Inbox me her Email I can't find it on her website and I responded to her add on BP and not herd from her and that was Two weeks ago.
Originally Posted by BadAz Mofo
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11-28-12 19:50 #1114Senior Member

Posts: 388I have an appointment with her coming up and she quoted me 60 for 45 min and 80 for an hour.
Originally Posted by where's Oslo
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11-28-12 11:09 #1113Senior Member

Posts: 467What was the rate?
How healthy was the finish?
Originally Posted by RedRooster2
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11-27-12 18:22 #1112Senior Member

Posts: 436I don't see her rates on the website. It only says to contact her for a customized session.
Originally Posted by WetHead2011
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11-27-12 16:20 #1111Senior Member

Posts: 26Classy Angelina
Awhile back someone was asking about Classy Angelina. I've seen her twice in the past couple of months, and she's incredible. She's really pretty, with a thin, gorgeous body and sexy, large, fake breasts. She's got a private apartment in Waukesha that's very comfortable and tastefully done. The first time, I just got a massage with some mutual touching and a BBBJTCWS. The second time I opted for the learning experience, which involved her getting naked with some fantastic mutual touching and DATY, followed by another BBBJTCWS. Her rates are on her webpage and are totally worth it IMHO. On top of being extremely attractive, she's also quite intelligent and wonderful to talk to. She also offers a shower before and after, if you need. The only downside is that she screens her clients pretty thoroughly, so she won't see everyone and there's no anonymity. But it's worth it, to me.
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11-26-12 13:28 #1110Senior Member

Posts: 186? 's on Kourtney Kay
I read the review that Loveaddict provided on her, and while quite a few of you think her ads are sketchy, I was wondering if anyone else has seen her. I'm tempted to go for it only because her current ad offers nuru massage. I've heard about it, and seen videos of it, and it looks like alot of fun. Definitely something I'd be interested in trying at least once. At $.25 though, I'm wondering if more might be on the menu.
http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...oal-23/7005776
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11-26-12 11:55 #1109Senior Member

Posts: 387Rooster, the URL wasn't working because of a period (kind of like a provider that way.) Here it is fixed:
http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...use-35/6766233
Originally Posted by RedRooster2
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11-26-12 10:36 #1108Senior Member

Posts: 2873Lake Geneva
I saw a news story about Lake Geneva. Looks like our two friends there were early to mid 50s. I'm assuming "glasses" was the 52 year old. She told me she was 40 and I had no problem believing that. I had my AMP goggles on and she looked 40 to me. The story also said they had complaints of girls walking around in pajamas kissing guys in the parking lot in the mornings and beer cans out back. And that it looked like the girls were living there. It said their underwear was drying in the shrubs. Some of that is probably made up and some might be true. I walk around in my yard in my pajamas at times. That can be a problem if the AMP gals live in the spa and the spa is in a strip mall. If they were unlicensed and undocumented, well they had it coming. Its Lake Geneva, summertime, people walk around in their bathrobes in front of their cottages drinking coffee. But not at a strip mall office. They did it because they lived there and got sloppy.
Its a shame they are gone. Nice girls, who kept strict boundaries, and provided a great massage. I have not been to any of the AMPs in Milwaukee because of the reports I get from my friends about them doing a poor massage, unattractive grannies, and a bad attitude and getting hit up for a tip. No desire to go. Now if I got reports of cute girls (and there are cute Asian grannies) , a wild deep tissue massage, and a happy attitude with no awkward negotiations, I'd certainly patronize. It just comes down to customer service. The best massages I've ever gotten were from AMP girls. Back walking karate chops, chiropractic adjustments. There is nothing worse than a poor finishing technique. Look its not like starting a lawn mover or applying Heinz Ketchup to a hamburger. Its not a race to see how fast you can get to the finish. Its a sensual milking, a slow build up to a powerful and complete release. I've not been to the "mom" but from what I can tell she understands that process.
We see all those ads for AMPs showing beautiful young Asian girls. Then we arrive to find 50sh older women. If they are cute, spinners, and friendly, you really can't ask for more. The AMPs staffed with fresh 25 year olds are few and far between. One of my ATF FS AMPs out of state features two 60+ year olds that will quickly change your mind about women over 60. If you saw them on the street you would probably not give them a second look. Just another couple of old Asian women. But when dolled up, a big smile, great attitude. 40 years of experience, and loving what they do, you will appreciate their skills.
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11-24-12 19:03 #1107Senior Member

Posts: 118Laura: Healthysexymom
At first I thought it was out of range. Reconsidered and went for it. Not bad at all.
http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...se-35/6766233.
Easy to set up with email. Nice location not too far north of the city right off the highway in a brand new strip mall. She still looks great although the picture is old. Probably 50ish but looks about 45. Reasonably priced massage with a "healthy ending".
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11-15-12 20:21 #1106Senior Member

Posts: 45Jade reviewed
Jade got a good review in another site (October 2012). It looks the hr rate was $1. 50 and another $1.00 for FS.
Originally Posted by Charaowns
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11-14-12 19:44 #1105Senior Member

Posts: 55Agreed. Still no pic. Ha!
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11-13-12 23:02 #1104Senior Member

Posts: 513She looks TGTBT
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