Strip Club Reports

[Horn Dog Too]

This also should go in Ann Arbor I guess. But any way.

Went to Hotspot last night about midnight for the first time, based on a few reports here, and it was and was not what I was expecting. It is a dive, but I'm comfortable in dives. The brunette waitress with a full left arm tat set is the hottest girl in the place by far. But busy as hell, running drinks, really one of the best waitresses I've seen in a club. Shot girl was old, plumpy and a pest. First dancer I see on stage is as expected, kind of fluffy, with funny star pasties, but a nice face and beautiful waist length brunette hair. She did a three song set and headed over to the only guy who tipped her. I counted about 20 patrons and 5 dancers: The big white girl, three AA girls who were pretty cute and slender, and one very platinum blond hispanic, dark skinned with an extremely hot body. She was the only one who was really working the crowd. Very loud and "whoo whoo" party girl. I thought, that with the dancer to patron ratio, I'm not getting extras, so it would have been a good recon mission and good entertainment just watching the people. But, the hot hispanic (Sexy, I think her stage name) came up and about 40 secs into the conversation said how she wanted to suck the big banana!"Almost time to go home, and I need the BIG BANANA." (Caps added for volume). We negotiated for a bit and agreed on three jacks for a CBJ. Went upstairs to the VIP which is kind of a "walk of shame" (fame) through the club to a loft where the cashier issues the 10bux wristband, and past a few patrons who are giving the "fist pump, have a great time bro" cheers. Funny. She is practically yelling: "I WANT THE BANANAAAAA!" Pulls it out and slips on a Johnny hat and hollers: "IT'S SO BIG, DON'T HURT MY PANOCHE WITH YOUR BANANAAAAA!" Sorry, but I'm laughing now, my banana has never hurt anyone. Gave me a good CBJ then mounted me reverse cowgirl, and kept up the hollering. It's hard to concentrate when I'm laughing so hard. I had a lot of fun and for the price it was a great value. Next time I'll hit the day shift, just for a comparision. But yeah, I'll be back. It's easy to get past the pastie thing when the whole entertainment package is taken into consideration. 5 cover. 8 beer (with tip) .10 wristband. 60 fun.

[Fannima30]

Try Tycoons around 100 for 5 dances and BBBJ.

Never give intel to someone with 1 post asking for info. Notice how he doesn't have any other posts from his hometown. He's either a copper or a greedy selfish taker.

[HeywoodJablomi]

So after a long Wednesday stopped by the Vert for a beer around 9:30 pm. I know not the best talent but no cover and no VIP charge and I only wanted one beer and see some boobs. Well to my surprize there was a dancer Pixie about 23 and a super hot body. Was not able to get a dance because she was always (busy only 3 customer) s and I had limited time. Will stop again soon and make report. Guys she is not your regular vert dancer get in and see her before she goes to bigger and better places. If any extras avail sure like to know.

Hmm, I wonder whether this is the same Pixie from post #2719?

[Streethunter]

Not sure why, but gave this place one more shot. It will be the last time. All the girls looked like they were picked up off the street or won't get accepted at any other strip clubs. All old, fat, and gross. Bc I was there already, decided to try my luck. Went with a fat chick with a tounge ring. We settled on the dance and she underperformed to say the least. This is the second time this has happened here. Henry south is much better for whatever reason. Girls are not great looking but at least they will do what was agreed on for more that a min.

[SoberJohn]

So after a long Wednesday stopped by the Vert for a beer around 9:30 pm. I know not the best talent but no cover and no VIP charge and I only wanted one beer and see some boobs. Well to my surprize there was a dancer Pixie about 23 and a super hot body. Was not able to get a dance because she was always (busy only 3 customer) s and I had limited time. Will stop again soon and make report. Guys she is not your regular vert dancer get in and see her before she goes to bigger and better places. If any extras avail sure like to know.

[Jooop]

Hey fellas,

I'm in town on business for a couple weeks and looking for some SC fun. I've never really crawled any Detroit clubs but I heard on TUSCL they offer a lot of extras for decent prices.

What strip clubs can you recommend for extars at modest prices with decent-looking girls? I don't require 8's and 9's to service me.

I've heard Henry 8, Flight Club, and Coliseum are best spots for BBBJ and even FS for under $150 in the VIPs? I heard Penthouse got the hottest girls but way too much $$$.

Also, what is the going rate for OTC from good-looking strippers in this town?

Try Tycoons around 100 for 5 dances and BBBJ.

[Tractorman]

Stopped by after voting. Decent talent for Bogarts day shift. Seen better & seem worse. Being Tuesday it was $10 dances

Started with Amber (late 20's blonde B-C cup and some muffin-tummy). Said she had only been dancing for 2-3 months. Halfway through 2nd song she had proved that she was good at lap-grinding / bouncing so I asked about extras. Quoted way over-price rates and then when I low-balled in response, she was unwilling to engage in negotiations. So two dances ($0. 2) was it (which did piss her off but why would I care)

Next was Pink (early 30's, long-straight hair that is bottle-blonde on-top with brunette ends, slender with nice B's and decent ass). She mentioned extras even before into the booth so we agreed to $0. 8 for BBBJ as long as I did not CIM (she did say that FS would be covered). Not so good at the lap-dancing but great at the BBBJ. Wow, Hope to repeat

Next was Debbie (40's brunette with hanging D's). Not the most attractive but she was trowling for cash and in the past had done me (very) good BBBJCIM for very reasonable fee so I bought two dances ($0. 2) and played with her nice fun-bags

[Member #4934]

Sounds like Miami / Mia, who I reported about recently. Avoid her, unless you don't need warm up dances or any type of touching whatsoever.

Dropped in at H8S last night right at shift change-didn't stay very long as it appeared I lowered the average age and weight age there. Brief chat with a tall brunette with nice cans. She informed me she doesn't do French lessons since the other girls do it without covers and she doesn't want to "set a precedent". Finished my 6. 50 drink and split.

[TMeister]

Hey fellas,

I'm in town on business for a couple weeks and looking for some SC fun. I've never really crawled any Detroit clubs but I heard on TUSCL they offer a lot of extras for decent prices.

What strip clubs can you recommend for extars at modest prices with decent-looking girls? I don't require 8's and 9's to service me.

I've heard Henry 8, Flight Club, and Coliseum are best spots for BBBJ and even FS for under $150 in the VIPs? I heard Penthouse got the hottest girls but way too much $$$.

Also, what is the going rate for OTC from good-looking strippers in this town?

[Bozack]

Dropped in at H8S last night right at shift change-didn't stay very long as it appeared I lowered the average age and weight age there. Brief chat with a tall brunette with nice cans. She informed me she doesn't do French lessons since the other girls do it without covers and she doesn't want to "set a precedent". Finished my 6. 50 drink and split.

[Explorer46]

Not sure if this is correct thread, but as a SC type guy, this seemed relevant. Anyway, following advice of others, did a trip to Toronto. Fellas, if you can do it, this is the way to go! 4. 5 hour drive to Mississauga from Detroit. You can find anything you want and it is legal. Met up with amazing Asian 23 whyear old at location. Agency was Toronto Asian Girlfriends. Name of girl Cherry (allthough I had a choice of a couple other girls in line up). She is way better than anything I have ever seen around here in any club. Fun, very pretty, petite spinner, enhanced the's up top, and sexy as hell. 220 for 1 hour includes massage, bbj, dfk, cfs, trip to Greece (optional) , and second shot on goal. And, most of the girls in Toronto are open to that menu. There are dozens of escort / massage ads with serious babes.

However, did learn some things. Stay away from backpage ads. Most are bait and switch. I did try that first looking to save $ but on both occasions, the girl answering the door was nothing like the ad. So, I left with a bit of protesting from the girl. I then read some posts and learned that you are far better off with agencies and the best reviews are from: Mirage, Dream Makers, and Toronto Asian Girlfriends. I'm definitely saving and going back for more fun. Maybe skip the SC scene here which has been disappointing.

I think the sure thing of Toronto compares favorably to the hit or miss around here.

One last thing, you guys see that Brianna Banks is supposed to be in Detroit offering private sessions and etc this week. That would be something. But, I doubt she would like me much for 2 bills.

[Big Puff Daddy]

I was into PH a few months ago on dayshift and saw and attractive dancer, but she never came by and never went on stage. Haven't been back until this week on dayshift. Saw her again, but she must work it out so she doesn't have to go on stage. She has long dark hair, pretty face, nice body. She was wearing a light purple dress this time. Can anyone help me with a stage name and if she does extras? I was just not able to get her attention.

[Weezon]

A long time lurker here and infrequent contributor (sorry, lazy and somewhat reluctant to post). For a long time, I have been touring four to five clubs in a day hoping to catch some tail. I have a rule of thumb. No dances, etc. From a girl who either (a) looks less attractive than someone I could get in real life under normal circumstances and / or (be) weighs more than me. I mean after all, the goal is to have a fantasy type of experience. My typical route would include H8S, H8N, Bogarts, BTs and the occasional trip to Silver Cricket, Venus, Coliseum, Trumps, Players. I rarely do Flight club or Penthouse just because I think they are too hyped up in terms of prices and you can usually get a very good experience at the places just mentioned.

Anyway, it has been my definite impression, that there has been a significant downgrade of dancers at H8S, H8N, and Bogarts in the past few weeks. A person could almost always expect that there would be at least one or two decent looking dancers (using rule of thumb above. Also I do tend to like spinners) at these places most of the time (I would estimate H8N there used to be a 50% chance on a given day / night; H8S 70% chance, and Bogarts 85% chance). However, my last three trips to these joints has been disappointing. Nearly every dancer obese, unattractive, old, or all three. Do others see this change or have I just been unlucky? It also seems that this change coincides with the changes in management.

On the other hand, I was pleasantly surprised at a recent trip to Silver Cricket. Nice group of dancers and a general friendly atmosphere. Sadly, I did not get a chance to dance because it was late (after wasting my time at the other places) , but it looks promising. BT's is still good. But I get annoyed at the charge to go to VIP each time. I agree Coliseum is nice, but it is a long haul for me to get there. Venus probably the worst selection of dancers (but it has always been that way).

I hope things pick up. Getting tired of putting on mileage (the car kind) with no mileage (the dance kind).

I agree. The day shift girls at most of the clubs are better. I haven't seen anything at H8N or H8S on second shift in quite some time.

[Jooop]

A lot of these dancers when you reach in for stink finger it's like 50 year old pussy dry as hell. Ever once in awhile there is juice.

[Explorer46]

A long time lurker here and infrequent contributor (sorry, lazy and somewhat reluctant to post). For a long time, I have been touring four to five clubs in a day hoping to catch some tail. I have a rule of thumb. No dances, etc. From a girl who either (a) looks less attractive than someone I could get in real life under normal circumstances and / or (be) weighs more than me. I mean after all, the goal is to have a fantasy type of experience. My typical route would include H8S, H8N, Bogarts, BTs and the occasional trip to Silver Cricket, Venus, Coliseum, Trumps, Players. I rarely do Flight club or Penthouse just because I think they are too hyped up in terms of prices and you can usually get a very good experience at the places just mentioned.

Anyway, it has been my definite impression, that there has been a significant downgrade of dancers at H8S, H8N, and Bogarts in the past few weeks. A person could almost always expect that there would be at least one or two decent looking dancers (using rule of thumb above. Also I do tend to like spinners) at these places most of the time (I would estimate H8N there used to be a 50% chance on a given day / night; H8S 70% chance, and Bogarts 85% chance). However, my last three trips to these joints has been disappointing. Nearly every dancer obese, unattractive, old, or all three. Do others see this change or have I just been unlucky? It also seems that this change coincides with the changes in management.

On the other hand, I was pleasantly surprised at a recent trip to Silver Cricket. Nice group of dancers and a general friendly atmosphere. Sadly, I did not get a chance to dance because it was late (after wasting my time at the other places) , but it looks promising. BT's is still good. But I get annoyed at the charge to go to VIP each time. I agree Coliseum is nice, but it is a long haul for me to get there. Venus probably the worst selection of dancers (but it has always been that way).

I hope things pick up. Getting tired of putting on mileage (the car kind) with no mileage (the dance kind).