Massage Parlor Reports

**Johnny Wasatch** · 11-22-12 01:33

I also haven't seen any reviews of Ocean in Shoreline. Maybe I'm just missing them.

Any help with that one? As I'm basically in the city, so I'd much prefer that short drive than all the way up to ET & others.

Their most recent BP ad: http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...25-25/11134627

**Freedom Lover** · 11-16-12 02:41

Originally Posted by The Tanuki [View Original Post]

Dude, if you're out there reading this forum, you need to go back and make amends. You recently visited Luna for a massage in Bellevue. After your hour was done, you said you only had a card but no cash. Luna was unable to process a card payment, so you said you'd go to the bank and get some cash. When Luna asked you kindly to leave some I'd during this time, you adamantly refused. Then you went on to wherever and stiffed poor Luna of the due payment for the services rendered. This violates the basic hobby rule that we take care of those providing valuable services to us. Luna is no ROB, she's a caring and lovely provider who started up her own shop with no other help from anyone. Be a man and go back there and make restitution. She could've called LE on your ass, but didn't want to go that route. I trust that next time I go back, she'll tell me that you did the right thing.

The Tanuki

Wow. Very, very lame to do something like that.

**The Tanuki** · 11-15-12 18:15

Dude, if you're out there reading this forum, you need to go back and make amends. You recently visited Luna for a massage in Bellevue. After your hour was done, you said you only had a card but no cash. Luna was unable to process a card payment, so you said you'd go to the bank and get some cash. When Luna asked you kindly to leave some I'd during this time, you adamantly refused. Then you went on to wherever and stiffed poor Luna of the due payment for the services rendered. This violates the basic hobby rule that we take care of those providing valuable services to us. Luna is no ROB, she's a caring and lovely provider who started up her own shop with no other help from anyone. Be a man and go back there and make restitution. She could've called LE on your ass, but didn't want to go that route. I trust that next time I go back, she'll tell me that you did the right thing.

The Tanuki

**Hndsme** · 11-12-12 18:01

Has anybody had any luck there? I have been a few times, but they seem legit. The walls don't go up to the ceiling. They always make comments about how nice my body is. I am not one to directly ask. Maybe that's the problem.

**Hndsme** · 11-12-12 17:51

Originally Posted by JGreat [View Original Post]

Checked out the new place on 130th / Aurora:

http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...od-21/10920588

What a roller coaster. The place had curtains up with a lighted massage sign (good) , but when I walked in I was immediately met by 3 women. One at a desk and two sitting in jeans & a shirt in a chair watching some Chinese movie (normal clothes, multiple people: bad). The two girls hopped up, and immediately asked me,"Table Shower?" (good) , and one led me back to the room where she told me to undress & kinda stood there like she wanted to watch (good).

So I strip down & put this robe on. She takes me to the table shower where I promptly remove it w / my comrade at full attention. She immediately lets out this "ooohh" (great) and has me lay down on the table. She's telling me over and over how "cool" I am and how nice of a body I have (good) , but she keeps putting that damn towel back over my junk (bad, bad, bad, bad). Let me interject that she has VERY broken english. Straight in from China.

Back to the massage room for a fantastic massage, but she still kept putting the towel over me (yet kept repeating how nice my body was. WTF, don't tease me!). I nonchalantly put my hands on her hands, her waist, her legs, but was getting no reaction either way. I finally got so tired of her telling me how nice my body was yet putting the towel over me that I asked "So, do you offer more? I mean. The massage is fantastic, and your hands have been grazing my boys. I've got extra money.". Again, very broken english. She didn't understand a word & just said,"you come back tomorrow!".

So. Amy was the girl. The massage was fantastic. I'm leaning towards no but not sure if they offer extras. I'm convinced that she had no idea what I was saying / asking. There were other guys in the entry area when I left, so maybe some of the other girls have a better menu.

I visited there l2 days ago and the same experience. It as also very busy in the hall and she left the door open after the flip. Very strange. They also asked me for tip up front.

**DickSlapp** · 11-09-12 13:28

I have a stop over in Seatle in December with about 6 to 7 hours to waste. My flight gets in around 9pm, and I fly out at 5:30am. I can either haunt the airport for those hours or I can hit the town and pull an all nighter. I figured one way to kill an hour by visiting an AMP, and after 11 hours of flying I could probably use a massage / shower.

Are there any suggestions for AMPs that are open late at night (it will be a Saturday night)? I realize that I would be a first time customer, so I am not expecting the mind blowing experience. As long as a younger (20s) , attractive girl is giving me a rub down, I would be happy.

I miss AMPs in the Philly area that were open 24 hours and NJ, Tampa, and Chicago areas that are open up until 2am.

Any information on strip clubs that are open very late too, that would be welcomed. In the Tampa area there are many open until 5am. In NJ and Philly and Chicago, some open until 2 or 3 in the morning. I don't care if it is a liquor or juice bar, as long as there are nice things to look at it would help me to pass the time.

**Freedom Lover** · 11-07-12 03:32

Well, maybe the'll be back then.

I went by Heavenly again today. 2nd time was the charm. Nice happy ending, though she seemed pretty reluctant when it came to roaming (though some of you had more success). Be careful out there, for your own sake and for the ladies' sake too.

-FL

**OneSizeFitsFew** · 11-06-12 13:08

Originally Posted by The Tanuki [View Original Post]

Well, that didn't take too long to shut down. Another victim-less crime scene gone. Oh well in a couple days I can fire up the bong in the backyard!

TT

The notices said something about plumbing and fire department, which if I remember correctly was the delay when they first opened.

**The Tanuki** · 11-05-12 10:28

Originally Posted by Freedom Lover [View Original Post]

Drove by Water Cube today. The lights were off and two large paper notices were taped to the front door. Looks like it has been shut down.

Well, that didn't take too long to shut down. Another victim-less crime scene gone. Oh well in a couple days I can fire up the bong in the backyard!

TT

**Freedom Lover** · 11-04-12 20:42

Originally Posted by The Tanuki [View Original Post]

I was needing a little rub and tug and my faves were not available a week or 2 ago. So, in spite of misgivings I tried this place with several names, including Water Cube Spa. Used to be Taco Del Mar.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/thp/3362163385.html

A couple of Korean ladies working there. One had a real short skirt, so my interest piqued as I came in. Nice clean room and the walls go all the way to the ceiling which was a good sign. Still, I didn't want to expect too much, but dropped my linen and laid down on the table. The short skirt woman came in and started arranging things, then asked for the $80 fee. So I got up with about a 2/3 woody and she locked on that and made some comments that sounded interesting. We talked about Korea a bit during the initial massage, as I've been there a number of times for work. On the flip she liked the nearly hard member she found, and we negotiated a topless HJ that was pretty good. She has a large tat just above her vulva but pretended to be shy and wouldn't let me check it out closer. All in all a decent place and close to home. We'll see how much longer the HE survives there, in this current climate.

TT

Drove by Water Cube today. The lights were off and two large paper notices were taped to the front door. Looks like it has been shut down. I stopped by Heavenly but she had a customer and I didn't feel like waiting.

-FL

**The Tanuki** · 10-30-12 21:52

Originally Posted by ExtraFun2006 [View Original Post]

Man, I also tried this place LOL, probably right after you. Luna had a great body and she let me touch her through her clothes, but I got no teasing. Unless things change I won't go back either.

It was a little tempting to try it out this afternoon and I found some YMMV in Luna's methods.

I called this afternoon and asked for an opening in about 30 minutes. She was good with that so I hopped in the car and drove in. The D suite is on the south side of the little building. She was nice at the door and showed me to the room, which still smelled of fresh paint. The initial shock was that the room was pretty damn chilly, but Luna worked around it pretty well. Not sure if the heating will get in there but she is thinking of buying a standalone heater which would be very helpful. She's also trying to find a girl or 2 but nobody has a massage license so she won't hire them. Hopefully that'll change soon. Luna's Hong Kong Chinese and has been in the states for awhile now. Moved up from LA in the spring. Hard to believe, but she moved here for the weather as the sun is too strong down south. LOL.

After massaging through the soft sheet for awhile, she pulled it off my back and down to the thighs for some lotion motion. Her hands were warm so that helped keep me warm as well. She rotated and then bared one leg at a time with the ass open. Nice job of sliding along the sides of the boys for a teaser. Finally she went with something the Malaysians call reverse batin where she reached underneath to fully massage jewels and Sheriff Woody together. This is something that just puts a serious smile on me. The flip went next, and there was a twitching tent pole holding up the sheet. After a little face massage she pulled the sheet back down and massaged my chest a bit before grabbing the jewels and holding them tight. She asked very quietly if I want that and of course I nodded yes. Very well done job at that point, and I was allowed to roam inside her bra to find some small booblets but with the lovely Asian toggles attached. Sweetness!

Couldn't begin to tell you why I had success that others did not, but please take care of this one. It's a great location and price and the massage is good also. I plan to return soon and often. Hehe.

The Tanuki

**The Tanuki** · 10-30-12 00:44

I was needing a little rub and tug and my faves were not available a week or 2 ago. So, in spite of misgivings I tried this place with several names, including Water Cube Spa. Used to be Taco Del Mar.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/thp/3362163385.html

A couple of Korean ladies working there. One had a real short skirt, so my interest piqued as I came in. Nice clean room and the walls go all the way to the ceiling which was a good sign. Still, I didn't want to expect too much, but dropped my linen and laid down on the table. The short skirt woman came in and started arranging things, then asked for the $80 fee. So I got up with about a 2/3 woody and she locked on that and made some comments that sounded interesting. We talked about Korea a bit during the initial massage, as I've been there a number of times for work. On the flip she liked the nearly hard member she found, and we negotiated a topless HJ that was pretty good. She has a large tat just above her vulva but pretended to be shy and wouldn't let me check it out closer. All in all a decent place and close to home. We'll see how much longer the HE survives there, in this current climate.

TT

**LCB** · 10-28-12 20:22

Bonnie has been there for years. She's a total sweetheart. Highly recommended over many north end AMP girls.

I wish Michelle would come back from "Vacation." Also another great ET. Gem.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by JGreat [View Original Post]

I hit up E T in Lynnwood again. This time I had a Korean woman named Bonnie.

Extremely tight body, natural tits, and, believe it or not, a pleasure to chat with.

She sucked on the boys for a bit, slid the wrapper on without me even noticing, CBJ, Mish, reverse cowgirl, and then kaboom!

Again, great body. I would definitely repeat.

**Johnny Wasatch** · 10-28-12 14:19

I hit up E T in Lynnwood again. This time I had a Korean woman named Bonnie.

Extremely tight body, natural tits, and, believe it or not, a pleasure to chat with.

She sucked on the boys for a bit, slid the wrapper on without me even noticing, CBJ, Mish, reverse cowgirl, and then kaboom!

Again, great body. I would definitely repeat.

**ExtraFun2006** · 10-26-12 21:21

Man, I also tried this place LOL, probably right after you. Luna had a great body and she let me touch her through her clothes, but I got no teasing. Unless things change I won't go back either.