Positive Escort Reviews

**jason007** · 10-30-12 07:58

I have been trying to contact Jade after reading all these reviews. I have used this site as well as email direct but have got not response. What am I doing wrong?

Originally Posted by Yragyrag [View Original Post]

"sa-bai-dee-mai" means How are you? In Thai. Well I am very well, thank you very much! Can you guess I had a date today with Jade from Thailand? It was as SWEET as everyone said it would be, and MORE! There's not a thing I could add to what has been previously reported, reported so accurately I might add. Thanks for everyone's previous reviews, and a BIG THANKS to Jade for making my day.

**Taste Candy** · 10-30-12 07:19

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

Saw Candy on Saturday afternoon and EVERYTHING previously reported here is accurate about her! Thanks fellow mongers! That 7-11 Slurpee move is so awesome feeling and I now understand what "having no gag reflex" truly means. The massage was pretty decent too. Candy is a fun loving chick who is really into her profession. Will repeat for sure, once I recover!

Thank you for the great review. I had a great time! Everyone wants to make fun if my slurpee cup but it does serve many purposes, LOL.

Can't wait to see you again!

Candy.

Xoxo

**AncientOne** · 10-29-12 11:53

Saw Candy on Saturday afternoon and EVERYTHING previously reported here is accurate about her! Thanks fellow mongers! That 7-11 Slurpee move is so awesome feeling and I now understand what "having no gag reflex" truly means. The massage was pretty decent too. Candy is a fun loving chick who is really into her profession. Will repeat for sure, once I recover!

**JoanLuv** · 10-28-12 13:44

Originally Posted by FLAGuy81 [View Original Post]

Here it is, my first official review on the USG boards. I had the opportunity to meet with Joan earlier today, and the experience was perfect. She makes you feel comfortable and like a good friend from moment you say hello to her. I felt at ease and enjoyed every single minute we were together. It was definitely well worth the drive for me and I am looking forward to meeting up with her again soon.

I hope you have a great birthday, Joan! I'm already looking forward to arranging another date with you soon.

Aww thank you sweetie! Hope to see you soon!

Xoxoxoxo. Joan

**RookieMonger** · 10-28-12 01:20

Originally Posted by Jrbigfish [View Original Post]

Gents,

I received the following message from Mallori: 'I need you to get me off! Be at my room at this hour. ' (The text specified the place and the hour.) I got to the place at the time as accorded. Well when the door close I was Mellori's boy toy and until she was satisfied. The details are all for your imagination and yes, yes, and yes is all good, spectacular, and true. Mallori is living on Sunday catch her before she goes home. Mallori told me to give her cell (321) 652-9056.

Jrbigfish

Was this Sat night around 8:00? I was supposed to meet with Mallori at 10:00 pm Sat night but I texted her for the address at 8:20pm, didn't hear from her till 9:32pm. By then, I had alternate plans as I didn't want to drive an hour to her location & not be able to get in contact with her. She is hit or miss with communication. Too bad, as I have been trying to see her for a while now.

**Jrbigfish** · 10-27-12 22:12

Gents,

I received the following message from Mallori: 'I need you to get me off! Be at my room at this hour. ' (The text specified the place and the hour.) I got to the place at the time as accorded. Well when the door close I was Mellori's boy toy and until she was satisfied. The details are all for your imagination and yes, yes, and yes is all good, spectacular, and true. Mallori is living on Sunday catch her before she goes home. Mallori told me to give her cell (321) 652-9056.

Jrbigfish

**Yragyrag** · 10-27-12 14:46

"sa-bai-dee-mai" means How are you? In Thai. Well I am very well, thank you very much! Can you guess I had a date today with Jade from Thailand? It was as SWEET as everyone said it would be, and MORE! There's not a thing I could add to what has been previously reported, reported so accurately I might add. Thanks for everyone's previous reviews, and a BIG THANKS to Jade for making my day.

**Mystical0945** · 10-26-12 15:07

Originally Posted by Otwist [View Original Post]

Finally met Ashley after being PM and phone friends for some time now. We had a very relaxing time and I will see her again. I would consider her GFE. Pictures are accurate in her ads. Very nice firm breasts that got my attention. If you have questions beyond this, send me a PM.

For coming over, I really enjoyed our visit. Looking forward to seeing you again.

XO Ashley

**BlkGuy81** · 10-26-12 14:40

Here it is, my first official review on the USG boards. I had the opportunity to meet with Joan earlier today, and the experience was perfect. She makes you feel comfortable and like a good friend from moment you say hello to her. I felt at ease and enjoyed every single minute we were together. It was definitely well worth the drive for me and I am looking forward to meeting up with her again soon.

I hope you have a great birthday, Joan! I'm already looking forward to arranging another date with you soon.

**JoanLuv** · 10-26-12 11:55

Originally Posted by HomerSimp [View Original Post]

Took me right to the NE part of Orange County to JoanLuv's spot. I've been reluctantly dropping small portions of my blood, sweat, and tears all over this tri-county area, often so disgusted with the experience that I dare not report on some of them here (prolonging my golden ticket to the SMALL club). My persistence and patience has FINALLY paid off cause I bumped (a BUNCH of times LOL) into Joan yesterday. Met in the parking lot, only us there at first, and she proceeded to talk to me like we used to share lunch everyday in middle school! She schooled me on some info, but we laughed about waaaay more things also. This all during the massage where she was exposed to what a yoga dropout who plays golf 3 times a week's back feels like. I'm not going into specifics here. Pm me if you aren't initiated with her. But I'll let you know that J-Lo is on POINT (perfect description, Joan). I have NEVER been as comfortable with a provider as I was (and will continue to be) with her. 10 for every category you can think of.

Out

Aww Sweetie thank you so much! J. Lo and I enjoy it as much as you. See you soon babe.

Xoxoxoxo Joan.

**SweetPetite** · 10-25-12 21:06

Originally Posted by Tbuc1 [View Original Post]

Well I was lucky enough to finally catch up with Kim yesterday. We had been having a few scheduling conflicts the last couple of days, but it was definatlely worth the wait. Everything was as described here. She met me at the door with a nice little red dress on that showed off her assets beautifully. Then we went up stairs to get started. First a little massage then some great conversation. Turns out we have a little in common, at least maybe our family if not us. LOL. I can only hope that Kim had as good of a time as I did. She did not rush me at all, but did have another appointment that afternoon. She did everything needed to care of me. TWICE even! I can't wait to see her again.

Thanks Kim for the wonderful time, hope to see you soon.

TBuc1

Why THANK YOU honey- I had a very nice time as well. I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed my company as much as I enjoyed your! Please don't be a stranger- I hope to see you again soon. And yes- Family / us do have a ton incommon! How small a world it is.

Xoxo.

Kim.

PS I'm glad you liked my dress! I just got it that morning, it was its debut! I will put it in the rack of "pretty things"

**Otwist** · 10-25-12 13:38

Finally met Ashley after being PM and phone friends for some time now. We had a very relaxing time and I will see her again. I would consider her GFE. Pictures are accurate in her ads. Very nice firm breasts that got my attention. If you have questions beyond this, send me a PM.

**Tbuc1** · 10-25-12 09:59

Well I was lucky enough to finally catch up with Kim yesterday. We had been having a few scheduling conflicts the last couple of days, but it was definatlely worth the wait. Everything was as described here. She met me at the door with a nice little red dress on that showed off her assets beautifully. Then we went up stairs to get started. First a little massage then some great conversation. Turns out we have a little in common, at least maybe our family if not us. LOL. I can only hope that Kim had as good of a time as I did. She did not rush me at all, but did have another appointment that afternoon. She did everything needed to care of me. TWICE even! I can't wait to see her again.

Thanks Kim for the wonderful time, hope to see you soon.

TBuc1

**HomerSimp** · 10-25-12 09:29

Took me right to the NE part of Orange County to JoanLuv's spot. I've been reluctantly dropping small portions of my blood, sweat, and tears all over this tri-county area, often so disgusted with the experience that I dare not report on some of them here (prolonging my golden ticket to the SMALL club). My persistence and patience has FINALLY paid off cause I bumped (a BUNCH of times LOL) into Joan yesterday. Met in the parking lot, only us there at first, and she proceeded to talk to me like we used to share lunch everyday in middle school! She schooled me on some info, but we laughed about waaaay more things also. This all during the massage where she was exposed to what a yoga dropout who plays golf 3 times a week's back feels like. I'm not going into specifics here. Pm me if you aren't initiated with her. But I'll let you know that J-Lo is on POINT (perfect description, Joan). I have NEVER been as comfortable with a provider as I was (and will continue to be) with her. 10 for every category you can think of.

Out

**Taste Candy** · 10-24-12 17:56

Originally Posted by Drexx21 [View Original Post]

So I am behind on my reviews just a little. This wonderful moment happened a weekish ago. I called up Candy to make an appointment for a massage.

She was very friendly on the phone and has a great sense of humor. Pardon me if some of the experience blends into one. Humor happened later, Friendly and sweet first, plus rates and general area. She said call her back when I was ready to come over. So I said Ok. Ssssshould I hang up and call you right back because I'm ready now. Ok now you can laugh. She did. So the phone planing went very smoothly accept for someone not hitting send. LOL Candy I have done it twice sense I saw you. LOL All joking aside she was super at getting me to her place of operation, hide out, base, bat cave, sanctuary. That's it sanctuary.

I park in back of her building and she meets me, this cute and spunky blond. Candy has that personality that draws people to her. She walks me through the doors and guides me to her Sanctuary of Sweets TM. Just kidding Candy that I just made that up for you now. Trade mark it now! She has a great set up and yes there is candy inside the Sanctuary. Well wait there is Candy in with me in the room but she also has candy. Whew! So candle lit, music on and I get on the table for my Amazing massage but that's where things went Awry. Before I know it were kissing and then well lets just say we ended up doing things that were very naughty. There are these reviews about candy and her "double big gulp" That double entendre is for you candy. Wink. Wink. And 711. LOL I have to say she has skills. Skills so good my hand never left the back of her head after she grabbed it and put it there.

Thank you candy for that first experience and and my double o.

I will have to come back for that massage.

Comfort 10/10.

Experience 10/10.

Kiss yes

DATY yes.

DT OMG yes.

Enjoy.

Drexx

Heh, thanks for the great review. I had an absolute blast with you honey. Can't wait to see you again! Stop bashing my big gulp cup! That thing gets me through the day! LOL.

Thanks again honey. Until next time.

Candy.

Xoxoxo