Massage Parlor Reports

**Drexx21** · 10-26-12 11:37

There many reviews on AMP across the deep forested landscape of the internet. Something sticks out in our minds, there is this phenomenon, a mystery, an enigma. Where the reviewer states he is laying face down on the table and with free roaming they fondle the woman breast. Impossible? Plausible? Reality? That's for you, our views to decide on "Mysteries of the AMP" *intro music*

Our first guest. Drexx. He is new to the AMP world. So what are your thoughts?

"I don't know about you, but so far from my experience I think it cold be a hoax. I would love to be able to do it but its just to awkward a position"

To awkward? So drexx do you think its completely impossible?

" Well Maybe the girl is really short. Then it could work. Or maybe they are experienced and can time it when she bends over. Like Dare devil."

Dare devil?

"Yeah the blind comic guy. Your face is buried in the message table. You can't see. Forget it."

Any final thoughts?

"All I can say is that its just much easier when you flip. Or I just need to take yoga to get more limber."

Thank you sir for you insights into this mystery.

This amazing look into the world of AMP is just one portal into a house of many doorways. We hope that others might come forward with answer's or maybe even more mysteries.

Until then."Mysteries of the AMP" *exit music*

**Loving302** · 10-26-12 11:19

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Originally Posted by ItalianNY [View Original Post]

Too bad for your experience. My experience was quite the opposite, especially since they are locals. Prior to this location being open, I have seen them before with much delight. PM for more info.

Be safe!

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**Laymedown1** · 10-26-12 07:42

[QUOTE=ItalianNY; 1578908]

Originally Posted by ItalianNY [View Original Post]

I am new here on this site. I went to Blue Moon Spa yesterday in Longwood. I called four times to let them know I was going to be late for my 1 pm appt. The woman never called me back. When I arrived, she said she never got my message. Of course she was lying through her teeth. The woman who was going to give me the massage was pleasant looking and very friendly. She apologized for her boss's rudeness and asked me to come back to see her. I told her I probably would not return. The spa has only been open for a few days. With an office manager like the one they have there now, they will not be open for long. She was a real nasty be*ch! I will not be going back there. Also, the office is not conducive to "personal" setting. There is way too much vehicle traffic and the rooms are too well lit. People can actually see inside the room windows from the outside.

Too bad for your experience. My experience was quite the opposite, especially since they are locals. Prior to this location being open, I have seen them before with much delight. PM for more info.

Be safe!

**Laymedown1** · 10-26-12 07:39

Originally Posted by Robert 35 [View Original Post]

The parking at Miss May is horrible. It's on a fairly busy street, you and your car are very visible and there is no where else to park. If you live in that part of town or have a distinct vehicle, I would recommend finding a different place.

The service has went southbound FAST. Fugly older massuse. Since the leave of LuLu and Mimi, not worth it anymore.

On the prowl again for a decent parlor.

**Loving302** · 10-24-12 17:04

Originally Posted by ItalianNY [View Original Post]

I am new here on this site. I went to Blue Moon Spa yesterday in Longwood. I called four times to let them know I was going to be late for my 1 pm appt. The woman never called me back. When I arrived, she said she never got my message. Of course she was lying through her teeth. The woman who was going to give me the massage was pleasant looking and very friendly. She apologized for her boss's rudeness and asked me to com eback to see her. I told her I probably would nto return. The spa has only been open for a few days. With an office manager like the one they have there now, they will not be open for long. She was a real nasty be*ch! I will not be going back there. Also, the office is not conducive to "personal" setting. There is way too much vehicle traffic and the rooms are too well lit. People can actually see inside the room windows from the outside. Not good!

Sorry to hear you were treated so badly. One of the things I am interested in as I was considering going there myself. And that is the quality of the services, the menu if any and overall satisfaction with the masseuse? Are there any extras to be had or just leave "happy?"

**ItalianNY** · 10-24-12 14:57

[QUOTE=ItalianNY; 1578717]I am new here on this site. I went to Blue Moon Spa yesterday in Longwood. I called four times to let them know I was going to be late for my 1 pm appt. The woman never called me back. When I arrived, she said she never got my message. Of course she was lying through her teeth. The woman who was going to give me the massage was pleasant looking and very friendly. She apologized for her boss's rudeness and asked me to come back to see her. I told her I probably would not return. The spa has only been open for a few days. With an office manager like the one they have there now, they will not be open for long. She was a real nasty be*ch! I will not be going back there. Also, the office is not conducive to "personal" setting. There is way too much vehicle traffic and the rooms are too well lit. People can actually see inside the room windows from the outside.

**ItalianNY** · 10-24-12 11:27

I am new here on this site. I went to Blue Moon Spa yesterday in Longwood. I called four times to let them know I was going to be late for my 1 pm appt. The woman never called me back. When I arrived, she said she never got my message. Of course she was lying through her teeth. The woman who was going to give me the massage was pleasant looking and very friendly. She apologized for her boss's rudeness and asked me to com eback to see her. I told her I probably would nto return. The spa has only been open for a few days. With an office manager like the one they have there now, they will not be open for long. She was a real nasty be*ch! I will not be going back there. Also, the office is not conducive to "personal" setting. There is way too much vehicle traffic and the rooms are too well lit. People can actually see inside the room windows from the outside. Not good!

**Tony Lopez** · 10-23-12 15:27

Originally Posted by OrlandoJack69 [View Original Post]

Found my new favorite AMP. T and see massage Kissimmee. Corner of 192 and 535 next to hooka bar. Young skilled personnel no up charge. Great service for a great price. Highly recommend. Let me know if you want details.

Pm me. Detail please.

**Robert 35** · 10-23-12 13:36

The parking at Miss May is horrible. It's on a fairly busy street, you and your car are very visible and there is no where else to park. If you live in that part of town or have a distinct vehicle, I would recommend finding a different place.

Originally Posted by TCpiano [View Original Post]

So wifey was out of town and I been wanting to checkout this AMP (Miss May). I called up and they had an opening, when I arrived this older lady with cut jean shorts greeted

Me. She was straight business and started her massage with some flirting. The massage was ok at best, and then it was time to flip over. She acted surprised that the soldier was saluting and she started with her menu. It was kind of lame, pricey and hard to understand what the hell she was saying, but I was already there so I went for it. 8 for the rub and 4 for the tug. She had offered more but I was already feeling this weak vibe that it was all about the cash. I wouldn't repeat, but maybe I just ran into the wrong lady.

**Wildbill2** · 10-23-12 13:19

Based on a review here or there I checked out Cosmos on harold ave in wp. Very clean. Out of the way. Off the main drag which I like. It was late and I was the only one there. Didn't catch a name. Probably 40 ish asian. Maybe older but she looked ok maybe a 6. Nice personality. Friendly. Said I wanted strong massage but was really medium. On the flip I had to push things in the right direction as it seems she was being a bit cautious which I understand with recent busts going down. Left happy. Was pleased with how clean this place is. Nothing like walking into a nasty place. Always makes you feel even dirtier.

Also seeing a lot of comments about yuyu. Petite one with the boobs was busted. I saw her photo. Been there once and wouldn't go back.

Tried independent bodyrub girl recently. Been really leaning that way recently although I am waiting for leo to drop the other shoe on those girls. Most of the asian places now all seem kind of the same. Nothing really has been a stand out recently. Not that I have come across anyway and I dabble a bit.

**OrlandoJack69** · 10-23-12 12:36

Found my new favorite AMP. T and see massage Kissimmee. Corner of 192 and 535 next to hooka bar. Young skilled personnel no up charge. Great service for a great price. Highly recommend. Let me know if you want details.

**VerySlowly** · 10-23-12 10:24

Originally Posted by TCpiano [View Original Post]

So wifey was out of town and I been wanting to checkout this AMP (Miss May). I called up and they had an opening, when I arrived this older lady with cut jean shorts greeted

Me. She was straight business and started her massage with some flirting. The massage was ok at best, and then it was time to flip over. She acted surprised that the soldier was saluting and she started with her menu. It was kind of lame, pricey and hard to understand what the hell she was saying, but I was already there so I went for it. 8 for the rub and 4 for the tug. She had offered more but. I wouldn't repeat, but maybe I just ran into the wrong lady.

"I was already feeling this weak vibe that it was all about the cash."

Brother: That vibe was strong as death, it is ALWAY'S about the money, that is the only reason most of the population works at all-VS

**TCpiano** · 10-22-12 19:05

So wifey was out of town and I been wanting to checkout this AMP (Miss May). I called up and they had an opening, when I arrived this older lady with cut jean shorts greeted

Me. She was straight business and started her massage with some flirting. The massage was ok at best, and then it was time to flip over. She acted surprised that the soldier was saluting and she started with her menu. It was kind of lame, pricey and hard to understand what the hell she was saying, but I was already there so I went for it. 8 for the rub and 4 for the tug. She had offered more but I was already feeling this weak vibe that it was all about the cash. I wouldn't repeat, but maybe I just ran into the wrong lady.

**Fat Bastard 2** · 10-21-12 04:56

Originally Posted by BigDaddyV [View Original Post]

Late afternoon Monday went to Serenity on NOBT. Asked for a girl that a friend highly recommended. She no here, have other nice girls, I'm told. So I get CiCi. Claims to be Chinese, a 5 overall. I'm pleasant and funny as always and use my references. Paid for an hour and on with the show. TS was pretty good and held promise for future fun. Lots of questions about my job and where I work, etc. Massage was much less so. CiCi was fully clothed in a kinda crappy T shirt and jean shorts with no hope of any effective roaming. After 45 minutes or so she becomes very attentive to the clock. Uhhh Ohhh.

I make the appropriate gestures and requests that fall on deaf ears. After nearly rubbing the skin off my chest while watching the clock as you probably already guessed there was no HE. Asked for a tip. I said no finish. No tip. She says this is a legitimate massage, to which I reply if it were you'd be out of business in a month. I know that I have the LE look, but damn. I can't catch a break!

I guess everyones experiences will very but for the last 2 months I visited SS and seen Cici and never a problem getting what I want. Not sure if the recent busts have made them more hesistant. Last visit was about 2 weeks ago and saw new girl that was working the front. I like to call ahead and see if Papasan is in because when he isn't, the girls go $$ hungry and if they are familiar with you, fun is definitely to be had there. My favorite times are late at night or on Sundays. Couldn't understand her name, but she was definitely new. Claims to be from California. China. New York, but who cares. Standard TS, average massage. After flip, menu was wide open but could tell she was experienced because there was upsell. She literally watched me go in my pockets to see how much I had. After a take it or leave it momment, we finished our session and left a satisified customer. PM if you want further details.

Be safe.

**TheeeGentleman** · 10-20-12 20:30

Had my third dream about T & C in a couple of weeks. Obviously I like dreaming about the place, but it may be my last dream there for a while. Too much of a good thing I guess. Their special of 45 minutes for $50 has gone to half hour for $50. Massage was a joke. Extra services are of course deserving of a good tip. The services were good and the tip was $1. Had been dreaming of a girl. Thought mid 20's. After more dreaming now seems mid 30's. Thin, pretty, but no butt. Thought the dream babe was YuYu, as it turns out she pronounes it YoYo or YoYu. Worth a visit. As usual they give you a VIP card for $10 off, and 10th visit free. The biggest wierdness is the hookah bar next door. The hookah boys watched me come and leave. It looked as if they were dreaming of virgins, but I wonder why they were staring at my ass? Ay Habibe!