Massage Parlor Reports

**Robert 35** · 10-19-12 12:26

Checked out the place on Sandlake near the Florida Mall. I think it's technically called Shanghi but all of the signage says massage. Nice looking place. All the girls who work there are Chinese, for what it's worth to more experienced AMP mongers. The two I saw were average looking. 80 for the hour. 60 for the hh. There is a blue $10 off "VIP" card available to knock the price down, if you can talk the receptionist into giving it to you. I opted for the hour. Everything about this place was average. Average TS, average AMP massage / AKA subpar normal massage, and average HE on the flip for. 4. I don't think there is anything on the menu beyond that. It wasn't a bad experience but I don't see myself repeating anytime soon. The best thing about this place was that it was extremely clean.

**Mr2sh** · 10-19-12 09:48

Every massage I've ever gotten I was prostrate. I think maybe you mean "prostate", for that: I have no idea.

Originally Posted by BigDoggJohnson [View Original Post]

Anyone know where one can find a reasonable priced prostrate massage? Pm-ingme is okay.

**Awesome Balls** · 10-18-12 22:27

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I wonder if LE closed it. It appears a hispanic girl last week was busted, she used to work there.

LE is up all over the state hitting on massage parlors. There's a big push in Florida to end human trafficking and these places are ripe targets. Don't expect it to end anytime soon.

**BigDaddyV** · 10-18-12 22:21

Late afternoon Monday went to Serenity on NOBT. Asked for a girl that a friend highly recommended. She no here, have other nice girls, I'm told. So I get CiCi. Claims to be Chinese, a 5 overall. I'm pleasant and funny as always and use my references. Paid for an hour and on with the show. TS was pretty good and held promise for future fun. Lots of questions about my job and where I work, etc. Massage was much less so. CiCi was fully clothed in a kinda crappy T shirt and jean shorts with no hope of any effective roaming. After 45 minutes or so she becomes very attentive to the clock. Uhhh Ohhh.

I make the appropriate gestures and requests that fall on deaf ears. After nearly rubbing the skin off my chest while watching the clock as you probably already guessed there was no HE. Asked for a tip. I said no finish. No tip. She says this is a legitimate massage, to which I reply if it were you'd be out of business in a month. I know that I have the LE look, but damn. I can't catch a break!

**Otownstamina** · 10-18-12 20:23

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I wonder if LE closed it. It appears a hispanic girl last week was busted, she used to work there.

Darn. I called there today to make a visit and the phone was turned off. I usually visit the cuban that works there, so I called her phone and was sent to a different voicemail. So figured something was up and was right. I ended up visiting Angie.

**Funboy22** · 10-18-12 19:44

Dudes, back on point. Focus. Intel. Just sayin.

**BigDoggJohnson** · 10-18-12 17:17

Anyone know where one can find a reasonable priced prostrate massage? Pm-ingme is okay.

**HomerGP** · 10-18-12 09:58

Drexx,

Great review! I hope there is more coming soon.

Be safe,

HomerGP

Originally Posted by Drexx21 [View Original Post]

My first time Going to an AMP. You could say I was just a little nervous. I don't think this is a bad thing when trying something new. So I read up on the reviews and see lots of highs and lows. From bad massage to amazing massage. Deep tissue, Swedish, Cornish, table shower OMG there is so much. I made up Cornish by the way. Then Of course there is the HE (learning new terms has been interesting) You just will never know what you will be offered because it seems girls move around a lot. An then there is the "they were pretty or they were ugly etc etc. Well based off of all my studies I have come to a conclusion, at least for me. I believe that if you go into this expecting to much you set yourself up for disappointment. So the first thing I want is a good massage. Then after that everything else is just Icing on the cake. And that was not intentional but were going with it. Icing. Cake.

So for my first time I pick YuYu its close to me and it has had good reviews. There had been lots of bad action by LE during that month all over town so so it was a gamble on how things would work. But Men will get out into a blizzard to hunt for food when they are hungry. (Not a great analogy but again were going with it.) I drive past the first time an notice parking is in the front so its more in the open to the street. But not so exposed you feel naked. As I pulled in I saw an attractive young Asian girl pulling out. I smiled at her and waved as I parked. Walking to the entrance I felt like the whole world was watching me and yelling."Hey look Drexx is going to An Asian massage Parlor!" It was only in my head, yet I may have walked faster to the door. Inside I stepped into a nice and empty waiting room that made me feel very at ease. I was greeted by an Average looking Asian woman. I smiled to her and our conversation was like this."Hello"- "HI" "I would like a massage plea."-"How long you want" "I would like an hour" "80". And so I paid her and she asked me to enter the hall to the back. My adventure was about to begin.

We enter a dimly lit spicy scented massage room and I realize two things. 1, conversation is going to be limited and 2, this woman was the one who was going to pop my AMP cherry. He looks were not at all that great. Her body was not amazing. But as long as someone is not repulsive you can always find something about them. With her it was her timid smile that she flashed more and more as our time passed. I try my best to be friendly and open when I am with people and most of the time people respond to that.

She asks if I want a table shower and I eagerly say yes and then stand there with my cloths on. Smiles, I will call her Smiles. First because I completely forgot her name and second because she got a big kick out of me standing with my cloths on saying "cloths off now" From then on Smiles and me got along well. I finally learned how to take my cloths off and she directed me to the table shower. After prepping the table I lay down and she proceeded to wash me. Wow, I have to say it was a wonderful experience. Warm water, a scrubbing sponge and her sweet hands lathering up my body. Front and then back and no place left were dirt can hide. Her tiny hands cleaning my man and his two comrades. I felt for a moment like I was a Warrior being taken care of by his concubine. She helped me off the table and dried me with a towel. Wow I could have been done there.

In the massage room Smiles asked me "Strong?" and I said yes. I Go to the gym and exercise quite a bit so I really needed a good deep massage.

Smiles started in and she clobbered me good. While she was digging away she would lean her body near my hanging arm as if inviting me to rub her leg. I look up at her and she smiles at me an nods her head and then softly pushes my head back down the pillow. At one point I think I dreamed she put her naked breast on the back of my head but. It really was a dream because when I turned over her shirt was on. Oh yeah the flip.

Here I am laying on a table naked. My man is standing at attention and I am wondering whats going to happen. Well, nothing happened. As far as the negotiation, there was none. Smiles massaged my legs and then bumped into the man. She just says "Oops, You ok?" I say yes and smiles has me in a well learned grip. I roam and she does a little as well to help me along. And then lets just say I put a hole in the ceiling. She cleaned me up and finished the front massage. Warm wet towels cleaned off the oil and then she dried me. Done. I dressed while smiles cleaned the room and set a tip on the table.

Smiles gave a grade A massage and left me feeling completely relaxed. Thank you for making my first time Awesome.

Drexx

**Lusio** · 10-18-12 09:18

Good morning gentlemen. Ok so I don't drive to kissimmee since its pretty far and then still have to come out of pocket. FO was my place of choice. Tried lucky dragon but left dissappointed and tried that spot down from royale. It was good I would def return but thought I read its closed. Haven't read any good reviews lately. Any suggestions?

**Barolo** · 10-17-12 21:52

Originally Posted by HomerGP [View Original Post]

Tried to visit Tender Touch on E. Colonial earlier this week in an afternoon, it was closed and no answer to the door. It seems they are out of business.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...084-23/6218326

I wonder if LE closed it. It appears a hispanic girl last week was busted, she used to work there.

**Lusio** · 10-17-12 18:34

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**Indian River** · 10-17-12 18:11

Originally Posted by Lusio [View Original Post]

Long time reader first time post. Has anyone one gone by FO on mills since leo's last visit? I'm itching to go but want to see if anyone has gone by?

Why don't you go there yourself and see. While your at it, why not bring some dunkin Donuts with you. I heard the ladies like them.

**Indian River** · 10-17-12 18:05

Originally Posted by HomerGP [View Original Post]

Tried to visit Tender Touch on E. Colonial earlier this week in an afternoon, it was closed and no answer to the door. It seems they are out of business.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...084-23/6218326

Just as well. To me, I never thought the hired help was that good in looks or technique and there was always an upsell. Goodby.

**HomerGP** · 10-17-12 12:35

Tried to visit Tender Touch on E. Colonial earlier this week in an afternoon, it was closed and no answer to the door. It seems they are out of business.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...084-23/6218326