Massage Parlor Reports

**Ymmv Alot** · 10-13-12 20:06

I had a nice session at the place where it rains just south of the mixing bowl. I've been here several times now. Perhaps finding that new ATF. But I am compelled to ask a question to the more senior mongers.

Do the K-girls really prefer DATO vs DATY? This one really seemed more excited the farther south. She returned to favor to me (actually, she started the favors) , but, based on my past experience elsewhere with others not in the AMP business, DATY was always preferred. But the K-girls have me wondering.

I'm having fun, more less at standard rates and practices. But, as always.

YMMV ALOT

**The Nub** · 10-11-12 19:48

Walked in at night. It must have been a slow night, both therapists where sitting in the reception area watching TV. Both seemed to be late 40's or early 50's Asians. One was petite and thin, ok looking for her age, the other was just unshapely overweight. Luckily the petite therapist, Mimi, stood up and led me to the room. No shower was offered at all. Paid 0. 6 / hr and was left to get ready for my massage.

Mimi was tiny, but boy does she have incredibly strong hands for her size! Massage was above average, as soon as she put her hands on me I was impressed by the pressure she could generate with her fingers and arms, I didn't think a therapist that petite could give anything deeper than a light massage. Anyway, therapy was relaxing and deep. She paid a good amount of attention to the buttocks which was nice and relaxing. On the flip had to show her a spot that needed work and she provided the usual NoVa treatment, just ok quality. Roaming allowed up north under the curtains and south over.

Left. 4 and when I was walking out she took it, counted it, and began saying "40." but before she could continued, I knew where she was going, I said "Thanks a lot, see you next time" and walked out.

Liked the. 6 / hr rate, seems like a low traffic spa, good massage but I won't be back. Was not impressed enough. And the only other therapist is a no go for me, just unshapely overweight. Will continue looking elsewhere for a new ATF.

P. S. As usual, if you got any recommendations please pm and I'll check it out and report. I'm still looking for a nice therapist to replace my old ATF.

**Rafen** · 10-11-12 10:59

I just tried it out for the first time a couple of days ago. I saw two Chinese therapists there. One looked like early 30's other was later 30's. My therapist was friendly and gave a nice strong massage. Standard nova finish. Not sure if they have anything like a TS. None was offered, and I didn't ask. Overall a pleasant experience, but not as good as some of the K places out there that include a TS. I might repeat just for a change of place from my usual haunts.

**AznVrep** · 10-10-12 21:35

Stopped by for a walk in and was pleased by the price. .6 for 60 and. 4 for 30. There were two rooms and two providers. My provider must have been in her 50s but she gave a pretty decent massage. Not much of a looker and regular finishing technique. The only reason why I would return is because of the price. They also offer punch cards. 10 massages and the 11 is free. Ended up leaving. 4 for the visit for total of. 8. Some northern roaming allowed. Other provider probably in 40s but heavyset.

**AznVrep** · 10-10-12 21:21

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Thanks guys. I think ill pass on them then.

I visited the blonde a few months ago. They're located in an apt bldg that you'll be buzzed into. The apt stunk like dog piss and feces. It looked like they were using the piss pads for their dog. Elected 60 and dropped 1. 5 for quite possibly one of the worst massages I've ever experienced. She attempted to use some sort of feather touch or something but the technique was really lacking. Flipped after about 30-40 min. She was attractive spinner type but wouldn't allow much roaming north or south.

I would pass on this. There's plenty of European beauties in the NoVA area, go visit elsewhere.

**Ymmv Alot** · 10-08-12 21:59

I stopped for an unscheduled evening visit to NSP. And it was CLOSED tonight. A holiday or perhaps just a very slow rainy day (and perhaps the FFX CTY police cruiser parked across the street was also inhibiting business (empty. Used for slowing the traffic down).

So. I went to another not far away Mixing Bowl place. And had an enjoyable visit.

Standard fare (but the TS was truly excellent) , standard rates, standard tip. But a new person to me, and I will repeat with Lin.

Should you go out. Remember, places prefer appointments, and if a walk-in like I was.

**Powkid** · 10-07-12 20:25

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

Powkid, there was a report on this outfit maybe 10-12 months ago. It was not a good report. I would save the money and look elsewhere for satisfaction. If I recall there is an upsell for the massage and no FS. If you do a search in this section, I am sure that you will find it. Good luck if you do decide to see them.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Thanks guys. I think ill pass on them then.

**Propilot** · 10-06-12 13:06

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey guys. Has anyone tired theses two ladies? Which one is the best? I'm thinking about seeing one of them this weekend.

Thanks!

http://www.harmonymassagespa.com/

Powkid, there was a report on this outfit maybe 10-12 months ago. It was not a good report. I would save the money and look elsewhere for satisfaction. If I recall there is an upsell for the massage and no FS. If you do a search in this section, I am sure that you will find it. Good luck if you do decide to see them.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Rudraidhe** · 10-06-12 11:05

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey guys. Has anyone tired theses two ladies? Which one is the best? I'm thinking about seeing one of them this weekend.

Thanks!

http://www.harmonymassagespa.com/

Both have reviews posted on another board.

**Powkid** · 10-05-12 17:44

Hey guys. Has anyone tired theses two ladies? Which one is the best? I'm thinking about seeing one of them this weekend.

Thanks!

http://www.harmonymassagespa.com/

**David Peter** · 10-04-12 22:42

Originally Posted by Randy Farang [View Original Post]

I was going to be out near Centerville yesterday and decided to check out Pretty Asian Ladies Massage. I called in mid-afternoon and was quoted $80 / hour. I then got sidetracked and called to say I would be by later. Then I called again around 8 and was again quoted $80 / hr. I arrived at their location, an apartment development near 28 an 66 and was met by a cute spinner named Susan.

The back massage was barely started when she started the up-sell, and she was pushing hard. When I asked what was on the menu I was told that it was standard NOVA fare, but she thought the dish was worth a lot more than average. When I said that I couldn't go more than. 40 for just plain NOVA and she said roll over and let's go. (This was after less than five minutes on the back.)

Her technique was incredibly mechanical and I felt as if I was being worked on with a pair of vice-grips. She knew every way to avoid roaming and each time I attempted to slide a hand into her britches she would stop and tell me in no uncertain terms that touching wasn't allowed. After a fairly short time she started with the "You come now" routine. When I pointed out that I had paid for an hour she was adamant with No, No, you come now. In the end I wrote it off to taking one for the team an left without satisfaction.

As always, YMMV, but I've had more interpersonal relationships with parking meters and I've been treated better by TSA employees at Dulles.

I got the exactly same treatment as yours. I go to AMP quite often. Standard NOVA should be kept as. 4 or. 5. Many others breaks the norm, then tip up to. 8, then the girls get very greedy. Next time, I visit the same girl, she complains my. 5 is too low, and up-sell for more. I don't mind. 2 extra from the standard for a better treatment, but I am really tired of hearing " you come now" and receiving avoiding roaming attitude from AMP nowadays.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-12 20:54

Originally Posted by KNockturnal [View Original Post]

More like a lubed hump and no it was house fee. 8 and I did. 6 tip instead of. 4, So $.4 total.

You could have accidentally slipped it in LOL. At least I would have tried innocently of course.

The state of VA AMPs is that of standard plus but YMMV anywhere. Ahh DC in the hey day was so fun for $.6.

PC out

**RedskinsDukes** · 10-04-12 20:29

Visited Best Therapeutic in Chantilly. 40+ provider seems to be the norm. Massage average, HE ok. Hard to get aroused when the visuals are not appealing. Used to enjoy this place. Gone downhill quick.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-12 20:27

ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.

I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.

Down-to-earth. Isn't high.

Energetic. Is high.

Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.

Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.

Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.

BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.

I answer my phone. No computer.

E-mail me only. No phone.

Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.

Punctual. +- 2 hours.

Educated. 5 years of high school.

Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.

Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.

Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.

Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.

Classy. Washes.

University Educated. Bartending School.

Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.

Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.

Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.

Sensual. Turns the TV off.

Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.

Deposit required. Primadonna.

Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.

Blonde. Bad dye job.

Redhead. Wig.

Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.

Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.

Smoker. 6 packs a day.

Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.

Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.

Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.

Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.

Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.

B cup. BB's on a breadboard.

C cup. B cup.

D cup. C cup.

DD cup. Fat.

115. 140.

125. 150.

135. 160.

140+. A house.

New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.

I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.

My car broke down. She has better things to do.

My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.

Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.

Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.

Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.

Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.

If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.

Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.

A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.

A few tats. More ink than bare skin.

Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.

Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.

Genuine pics. Just not of her.

34-23-34. 34-32-40.

PC out

**Randy Farang** · 10-04-12 18:43

I was going to be out near Centerville yesterday and decided to check out Pretty Asian Ladies Massage. I called in mid-afternoon and was quoted $80 / hour. I then got sidetracked and called to say I would be by later. Then I called again around 8 and was again quoted $80 / hr. I arrived at their location, an apartment development near 28 an 66 and was met by a cute spinner named Susan.

The back massage was barely started when she started the up-sell, and she was pushing hard. When I asked what was on the menu I was told that it was standard NOVA fare, but she thought the dish was worth a lot more than average. When I said that I couldn't go more than. 40 for just plain NOVA and she said roll over and let's go. (This was after less than five minutes on the back.)

Her technique was incredibly mechanical and I felt as if I was being worked on with a pair of vice-grips. She knew every way to avoid roaming and each time I attempted to slide a hand into her britches she would stop and tell me in no uncertain terms that touching wasn't allowed. After a fairly short time she started with the "You come now" routine. When I pointed out that I had paid for an hour she was adamant with No, No, you come now. In the end I wrote it off to taking one for the team an left without satisfaction.

As always, YMMV, but I've had more interpersonal relationships with parking meters and I've been treated better by TSA employees at Dulles.