Escort Reviews

**HotDiggity** · 10-11-12 09:57

Originally Posted by Wsst3 [View Original Post]

I would say a good majority of them that are actually older then 25 will lie about their age. You can probably add another 3-5 years to them. The older they actually are the bigger the lie.

Why are you even going after a 47 year old? WTF man, if you are going to pay for sex, get the young fresh meat.

Yeah I suppose your right I probably should avoid older womens posts but occasionally I like to partake in MILF action. Variety being the spice of life. This unfortunately was not the case. Live and learn. But I only shared my experience so that other mongers might avoid the same fate. But there are those who enjoy the old ladies so to speak. I found it somewhat amusing that the previous post refers to Rachel as being tight. I won't even go there. Hopefully my next post will have a good story about a pretty young piece and it ends on a more positive note.

Peace

**Wsst3** · 10-10-12 18:56

Originally Posted by HotDiggity [View Original Post]

I have seen her posts on CV and made a note that she's been 47 years of age for like 3 years. Was in the area and figured I'd take one for the team. Made the call. She answered. Told me she was available. Gave me general directions and told me to call back. Once at location. Called again. Her pics do not show much and now I know why. Her posts states that she wants money placed in view upon meeting. When I walked into room. I was very disappointed. There was nothing stunning about her. She is an old lady who to be frank is quite homely. There's no way she is 47. Try 57 or in her 60's. Hence the reason she does not show her face. I mean old hag ugly! She has a lot of nerve asking for 2. 5 donation. I would not do her for free. Now I cannot attest to her skills of lack thereof as I basically stated that I had forgot my phone and needed to retrieve it from the car as I was on call for my job. I don't think she believed me but I didn't care. I got the hell out of there. Some of these women should be paying us to screw them. Seriously. I would just like to warn my monger brotherhood to save your cash and don't waste your time on this old lady. She should retire and move to a nursing home and hustle the tenants there.

Peace

I would say a good majority of them that are actually older then 25 will lie about their age. You can probably add another 3-5 years to them. The older they actually are the bigger the lie.

Why are you even going after a 47 year old? WTF man, if you are going to pay for sex, get the young fresh meat.

**The Novice** · 10-10-12 18:24

Originally Posted by HotDiggity [View Original Post]

I have seen her posts on CV and made a note that she's been 47 years of age for like 3 years. Was in the area and figured I'd take one for the team. Made the call. She answered. Told me she was available. Gave me general directions and told me to call back. Once at location. Called again. Her pics do not show much and now I know why. Her posts states that she wants money placed in view upon meeting. When I walked into room. I was very disappointed. There was nothing stunning about her. She is an old lady who to be frank is quite homely. There's no way she is 47. Try 57 or in her 60's. Hence the reason she does not show her face. I mean old hag ugly! She has a lot of nerve asking for 2. 5 donation. I would not do her for free. Now I cannot attest to her skills of lack thereof as I basically stated that I had forgot my phone and needed to retrieve it from the car as I was on call for my job. I don't think she believed me but I didn't care. I got the hell out of there. Some of these women should be paying us to screw them. Seriously. I would just like to warn my monger brotherhood to save your cash and don't waste your time on this old lady. She should retire and move to a nursing home and hustle the tenants there.

Peace

Yes Rachel is older than stated. That said, she is a very giving provider, good oral skills, and tight. Having sampled the streets and the chat lines, I would never equate her with "old hag ugly". She would be the hottest and tallest provider on the street most nights, but everything is context. She is pleasant to spend time with before and after the deed. I see she is now offering 30 min appts and I would see her again for that period. She is not your classic media MILF, but my time with her was pretty nice. YMMV but, but that's my humble opinion!

**HotDiggity** · 10-10-12 09:44

I have seen her posts on CV and made a note that she's been 47 years of age for like 3 years. Was in the area and figured I'd take one for the team. Made the call. She answered. Told me she was available. Gave me general directions and told me to call back. Once at location. Called again. Her pics do not show much and now I know why. Her posts states that she wants money placed in view upon meeting. When I walked into room. I was very disappointed. There was nothing stunning about her. She is an old lady who to be frank is quite homely. There's no way she is 47. Try 57 or in her 60's. Hence the reason she does not show her face. I mean old hag ugly! She has a lot of nerve asking for 2. 5 donation. I would not do her for free. Now I cannot attest to her skills of lack thereof as I basically stated that I had forgot my phone and needed to retrieve it from the car as I was on call for my job. I don't think she believed me but I didn't care. I got the hell out of there. Some of these women should be paying us to screw them. Seriously. I would just like to warn my monger brotherhood to save your cash and don't waste your time on this old lady. She should retire and move to a nursing home and hustle the tenants there.

Peace

**A Bubba Here** · 10-08-12 14:33

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire [View Original Post]

I must give credit where credit is due and bow at the excellence of this amazing find and discovery that Bubba has kindly allowed us to partake in! Great only begins to describe how fine a time can be had with this wonder. All credit, kudos and honors must be given to Bubba, and to this amazing big tit blonde nymph. I must also apologize for not getting in my report sooner, for I have gotten in multiple visits with this thick and curvy goddess without putting in my commentary. Sasha is flat out amazing in my opinion. I love her thick and shapely figure, especially her nice plump ass and big fat dcup titties and can't get enough of either LOL. Smiling now as I think of my next visit LOL. Even with a bit of a tummy, it only adds to her rubinesque sexiness to me, certainly taking nothing away from the wild and uninhibited passion she brings to the game.

First time I saw her, she was wearing a sheer blouse with her huge and deep cleavage inviting me in and I knew, this was going to be a great time. I had no idea how great. I've been around a bit, even though I'm still a pretty young guy. Have travelled to Europe, Central America, South America, Canada and Mexico, and perhaps I've been unlucky, it happens, but Sasha, quite frankly, has an amazing and toe curling way of polishing and spit shining me juevos, so good I nearly passed out. So good, I'd put her gift in that realm in my all time top ten. As good as any in all my travels and in many ways better. I mean, I almost never have a girl go for balls like that and with such extended focus and concentration to boot. Not without some prompting or urging or suggestion. None, bar one or two in 20yrs have come close or done as well. To say she's gifted overall is woefully understating it, but it remains an accurate statement nonetheless. She has such passion and is as much into it, as you and at least with me, she appeared to be having as much fun as I was. Which might not matter to some, but I like to make sure the girl is getting fucked good and getting off as well as I am. Usually as long as I do my thing, I cover all the bases LOL. Which was mission accomplished here too. Might not also matter to some guys, but she's also got the nicest and most pleasant personality I've ever experienced with in this scenario. I mean to say she's as nice as anyone you'd ever like meet, comes close to how nice she is. Whats crazy is, she's even nicer than that. Treat her right and do right by her gents. Cause she's a real gem. I hadn't tapped that venue yet Bubba, but since you mention it, I might need to try that back door entrance! I'm sure it'll be fun, just like anything and everything has been so far with the amazing and wonderfully curved Sasha! Hmmm, thinking of those fat whole milk titties now. Mmm-hmmm, so full, so ripe. Damn, might need to make a trip over today LOL! Thanks Bubba!

The pleasure is all mine. Although everyone seems to be enjoying. Treat her right guys, she's a gem.

**Glen Quagmire** · 10-08-12 11:58

Originally Posted by A Bubba Here [View Original Post]

She's great and will do anal too!

I must give credit where credit is due and bow at the excellence of this amazing find and discovery that Bubba has kindly allowed us to partake in! Great only begins to describe how fine a time can be had with this wonder. All credit, kudos and honors must be given to Bubba, and to this amazing big tit blonde nymph. I must also apologize for not getting in my report sooner, for I have gotten in multiple visits with this thick and curvy goddess without putting in my commentary. Sasha is flat out amazing in my opinion. I love her thick and shapely figure, especially her nice plump ass and big fat dcup titties and can't get enough of either LOL. Smiling now as I think of my next visit LOL. Even with a bit of a tummy, it only adds to her rubinesque sexiness to me, certainly taking nothing away from the wild and uninhibited passion she brings to the game.

First time I saw her, she was wearing a sheer blouse with her huge and deep cleavage inviting me in and I knew, this was going to be a great time. I had no idea how great. I've been around a bit, even though I'm still a pretty young guy. Have travelled to Europe, Central America, South America, Canada and Mexico, and perhaps I've been unlucky, it happens, but Sasha, quite frankly, has an amazing and toe curling way of polishing and spit shining me juevos, so good I nearly passed out. So good, I'd put her gift in that realm in my all time top ten. As good as any in all my travels and in many ways better. I mean, I almost never have a girl go for balls like that and with such extended focus and concentration to boot. Not without some prompting or urging or suggestion. None, bar one or two in 20yrs have come close or done as well. To say she's gifted overall is woefully understating it, but it remains an accurate statement nonetheless. She has such passion and is as much into it, as you and at least with me, she appeared to be having as much fun as I was. Which might not matter to some, but I like to make sure the girl is getting fucked good and getting off as well as I am. Usually as long as I do my thing, I cover all the bases LOL. Which was mission accomplished here too. Might not also matter to some guys, but she's also got the nicest and most pleasant personality I've ever experienced with in this scenario. I mean to say she's as nice as anyone you'd ever like meet, comes close to how nice she is. Whats crazy is, she's even nicer than that. Treat her right and do right by her gents. Cause she's a real gem. I hadn't tapped that venue yet Bubba, but since you mention it, I might need to try that back door entrance! I'm sure it'll be fun, just like anything and everything has been so far with the amazing and wonderfully curved Sasha! Hmmm, thinking of those fat whole milk titties now. Mmm-hmmm, so full, so ripe. Damn, might need to make a trip over today LOL! Thanks Bubba!

**A Bubba Here** · 10-07-12 08:00

Glad you enjoyed her Fatman! Her BJ is at the top of the list.

Originally Posted by Fatman37 [View Original Post]

Hats off to Bubba! I had the pleasure of meeting up with Sasha recently. She's better in person than her pics. Gorgeous eyes, nice and curvy and killer legs. Easy call setup. She asked if I could bring her to the store before meeting. I said sure but you'll have to wear a hot short skirt. She said ok. I figured I'd push the envelope and said no panties either. To my surprise she said OK. I thought yeh right she's just flirting. Pick her up and she comes out with high heels and short skirt. Jumps in the car and off we go. As we're chatting I start caressing her thighs. She flips off her heels, opens her legs and puts a foot up on the seat. I start stroking that pussy with my fingers which is getting wetter by the moment. Fast forward to getting back to her place. By this time she is horny as hell and dripping wet. We go in and she slips into a little see through nitey. Throws me down on the bed and straddles me popping her gorgeous breasts in my mouth. As I'm sucking them she is stroking my hard cock. She flips around throws an over coat on jr while her wet pussy is on my chest. What an ass and what a view as she's working my shaft, inner thighs and everywhere in between. Outstanding oral skills and I was almost ready to blow. Flipped her over and started my own oral adventures till she was quivering and quaking from a deep orgasm. Now she wants to be pounded and I happily oblige, missionary, doggie and whatever else. Left totally satisfied and will repeat. What a sweet girl and a great conversationalist. She's a bigger girl so if you like spinners she probably won't be for you. She's not a bbw but has great curves.

**Fatman37** · 10-06-12 18:21

Hats off to Bubba! I had the pleasure of meeting up with Sasha recently. She's better in person than her pics. Gorgeous eyes, nice and curvy and killer legs. Easy call setup. She asked if I could bring her to the store before meeting. I said sure but you'll have to wear a hot short skirt. She said ok. I figured I'd push the envelope and said no panties either. To my surprise she said OK. I thought yeh right she's just flirting. Pick her up and she comes out with high heels and short skirt. Jumps in the car and off we go. As we're chatting I start caressing her thighs. She flips off her heels, opens her legs and puts a foot up on the seat. I start stroking that pussy with my fingers which is getting wetter by the moment. Fast forward to getting back to her place. By this time she is horny as hell and dripping wet. We go in and she slips into a little see through nitey. Throws me down on the bed and straddles me popping her gorgeous breasts in my mouth. As I'm sucking them she is stroking my hard cock. She flips around throws an over coat on jr while her wet pussy is on my chest. What an ass and what a view as she's working my shaft, inner thighs and everywhere in between. Outstanding oral skills and I was almost ready to blow. Flipped her over and started my own oral adventures till she was quivering and quaking from a deep orgasm. Now she wants to be pounded and I happily oblige, missionary, doggie and whatever else. Left totally satisfied and will repeat. What a sweet girl and a great conversationalist. She's a bigger girl so if you like spinners she probably won't be for you. She's not a bbw but has great curves.

**TeeJay03** · 10-06-12 12:43

Originally Posted by Adobe [View Original Post]

Hi all, Senior member Adobe here. I did RTFF but some of the reports seem dated and all I'm looking for is a reasonably priced half-hour of company with a fairly cute lady with a decent attitude. Yeah, that's all. Right? If anyone could PM me with either UTR ladies or reviewed advertising ladies, that would be most appreciated and Ikd be glad to return the favor if you're ever in NH or MA. Adobe

Adobe, if $160 for a 1/2 is within your price range, you may want to check out Tabitha Maxwell. She usually advertises on CV and is a member of date-check and p411. Please be advised that the pictures in her ad are NOT her but the general description is accurate and she is a beautiful woman. She is also a true GFE experience if that's what you're looking for. I've only seen her once but I will be repeating. I opted for the hour and was glad I did.

**Wsst3** · 10-04-12 23:06

Originally Posted by SteveLap [View Original Post]

Just want to get this report out asap so I can help out (stop) others. She posts as Katie wet and wild (see thread #366 on this forum) and states fetish friendly and trips to greece. Her digits end in 9637. Well anyway, I've been looking at her posts and the pics that are up look nice with average rates (140/200) so I figured I'd check her out. Did some texting back and forth a couple days prior, and got quick responses with a nice attitude so I felt ready to take the plunge (today). Basic two call system (incall) at a chain notel right off the highway. Took a DD order from her on the second phone call- my offer, I just felt that she seemed really nice so I'd go the extra mile. Arrived at her room, down to business right away: she asked how long (took the half) and told me to get in the shower so I was psyched! Well much to my dismay-the shower was just solo, as she appeared disgusted to touch or be touched until I got "clean". I told her I had just showered before I arrived, but that didn't matter to her. Got out and she then barked at me:you got any fetishes? I was caught off guard so I said, what? Then she barked again:you want me to fuck you up the ass or anything? (not into that) to which I said no, just some head and doggie. Apparently she has the toys she shows in her ad and is more than ready to use them! I was told to lay face down on the bed on the towel I had used in the shower, and she proceeded to give me a semi lame back rub with lotion. Very mechanical person, and I'm really very respectful of any providers I see, so I played along and just let things take their own course. Deep down I was wondering WTF did I sign up for! After about 5 minutes or less of that, she had me flip over then she went into the bathroom and mixed up a soapy solution in a cup and then came back to the bed and started washing junior and the boyz with a warm cloth so I felt things were getting better. At this time she then whipped out a cover and started putting it on my half hard cock and continued on with a CBJ at a violent pace, when I asked her to slow it down she just kept on working my shaft with the same speed and focus never missing a beat. So at that point I came rather quickly-she slipped the cover off into a tissue and told me to go get cleaned up. I thought this was perhaps round one!

Came out and she was already partially dressed (although she never really got naked before) and told me we were done. I got dressed at that point-not being one to cause a confrontation I thought it better that I get out asap before things got any worse. The pics she posts are accurate, never got to see her boobs or actually touch any private parts. I was def disappointed with the visit that lasted less than 20 minutes. I feel like I was robbed, and didn't stick up for myself like a fool. Live and learn. YMMV-maybe it was just a bad moment for her? I'll never repeat. I'd be curious to see if any fellow mongers had a better expierience though. Let me know. Hope this can help out. S.

Thanks for the report. I can tell you, most of the shit these girls post on their ads, like GFE, non-clock watchers. Etc. Most of them are full of shit.

Samething goes for phone conversations, most of them will sound nice for a reason, to get you in. Seems like she had this planned out, wasted some time with the showers and got you to pop with the violent CBJ / hand job.

**Adobe** · 10-04-12 16:30

Hi all, Senior member Adobe here. I did RTFF but some of the reports seem dated and all I'm looking for is a reasonably priced half-hour of company with a fairly cute lady with a decent attitude. Yeah, that's all. Right? If anyone could PM me with either UTR ladies or reviewed advertising ladies, that would be most appreciated and Ikd be glad to return the favor if you're ever in NH or MA. Adobe

**MountainLion** · 10-04-12 11:26

Originally Posted by Banditdog [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear the results. I was considering a visit to this gal myself, so I really appreciate your report. I generally tend to handle these situations as you have, non confrontational, say good-bye, don't go back, post here.

Hey thanks for the feedback Banditdog. Now I don't feel too bad about f-ing up. S.

**ILoveThatPoo** · 10-04-12 08:16

How I wish I was closer to Hartford. Hello and my hat is off to the Major Leaguers. Unfortunately I am stuck in Waterbury and not allowed to roam far from home.

**Banditdog** · 10-03-12 17:19

Originally Posted by SteveLap [View Original Post]

YMMV-maybe it was just a bad moment for her? I'll never repeat. I'd be curious to see if any fellow mongers had a better expierience though. Let me know. Hope this can help out. S.

Sorry to hear the results. I was considering a visit to this gal myself, so I really appreciate your report. I generally tend to handle these situations as you have, non confrontational, say good-bye, don't go back, post here.

**MountainLion** · 10-03-12 13:30

Just want to get this report out asap so I can help out (stop) others. She posts as Katie wet and wild (see thread #366 on this forum) and states fetish friendly and trips to greece. Her digits end in 9637. Well anyway, I've been looking at her posts and the pics that are up look nice with average rates (140/200) so I figured I'd check her out. Did some texting back and forth a couple days prior, and got quick responses with a nice attitude so I felt ready to take the plunge (today). Basic two call system (incall) at a chain notel right off the highway. Took a DD order from her on the second phone call- my offer, I just felt that she seemed really nice so I'd go the extra mile. Arrived at her room, down to business right away: she asked how long (took the half) and told me to get in the shower so I was psyched! Well much to my dismay-the shower was just solo, as she appeared disgusted to touch or be touched until I got "clean". I told her I had just showered before I arrived, but that didn't matter to her. Got out and she then barked at me:you got any fetishes? I was caught off guard so I said, what? Then she barked again:you want me to fuck you up the ass or anything? (not into that) to which I said no, just some head and doggie. Apparently she has the toys she shows in her ad and is more than ready to use them! I was told to lay face down on the bed on the towel I had used in the shower, and she proceeded to give me a semi lame back rub with lotion. Very mechanical person, and I'm really very respectful of any providers I see, so I played along and just let things take their own course. Deep down I was wondering WTF did I sign up for! After about 5 minutes or less of that, she had me flip over then she went into the bathroom and mixed up a soapy solution in a cup and then came back to the bed and started washing junior and the boyz with a warm cloth so I felt things were getting better. At this time she then whipped out a cover and started putting it on my half hard cock and continued on with a CBJ at a violent pace, when I asked her to slow it down she just kept on working my shaft with the same speed and focus never missing a beat. So at that point I came rather quickly-she slipped the cover off into a tissue and told me to go get cleaned up. I thought this was perhaps round one!

Came out and she was already partially dressed (although she never really got naked before) and told me we were done. I got dressed at that point-not being one to cause a confrontation I thought it better that I get out asap before things got any worse. The pics she posts are accurate, never got to see her boobs or actually touch any private parts. I was def disappointed with the visit that lasted less than 20 minutes. I feel like I was robbed, and didn't stick up for myself like a fool. Live and learn. YMMV-maybe it was just a bad moment for her? I'll never repeat. I'd be curious to see if any fellow mongers had a better expierience though. Let me know. Hope this can help out. S.