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[Ebdawgg]

I meant "could get a drip." I didn't mean to sound so sure; just a typo. Again, thanks and hope you're OK.

[Dj Hunter]

Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...eme-28/5443489

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Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out!

I also visited Karamela, back when she first started posting earlier in the summer. Same experience. That snapper was foul. I figured maybe it was poor hygiene, and thankfully I never experienced "the drip" or anything similar afterward. If it wasn't for that, the experience would have been much better. She has a nice personality and aims to please, but the challenge is getting over that sour clam between her legs.

[Mpduration]

Thanks for the intel. She was on my shopping list, not any more. Damn shame the pussy is so nasty.

Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...eme-28/5443489

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Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out!

[Ebdawgg]

Hey Big Man.

Please get yourself checked out. That stink could be a very bad sign. Even if you were covered you could have picked up something, especially if you got any on your hands and touched some other part of your body; you get a drip. Such a foul odor is never a good sign There's a good chance you are OK but it is definitely worth getting checked out. Hope you are well and thanks for the tip.

Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...eme-28/5443489

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Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out!

[Drkrider]

BM,

Wow. Thanks for TOFTT. She was on my "hit list". I love the way her thick body looks, but after your report. I'll pass. Stinky ass and pussy. No thanks!

Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...eme-28/5443489

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Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out!

[The Big Man]

Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...eme-28/5443489





Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out!

[Meeeee]

So it was late and I was in the mood for a sport fuck. I thought 4'9! I've got to try it. Pic's are accurate. She's short, not small; she's a thick little thing with a belly. She has a good attitude and talkative on the phone and in person, doesn't rush or complain. Looks like a cleaned up SW, missing her front teeth. I don't believe she's a current user. She was clean and fresh and so was the room. Very fearful of LE but calmned down quickly. Started with CBJ and some lite fiv, k9, mish, k9 and finished with a HJ at my request. She'll let you beat it up and likes her ass smacked. Her tits look good hanging down and jiggling so I asked if I could shoot on them but she said no. Also made me wash my hands when I got there. No problem clean is good. All in all, a sweet girl and a ture provider, that being said I probably won't repeat; as a back sure, but not as a go to.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...100-27/5395015

[PassionDweller]

I'm looking to hear from seniors and others if they think this might be a viable service that they would use.

The back story is I have been on a quest to get a great deep tissue massage / HE, but can't seem to get the whole package. My most recent search was enjoyable overall, and I liked the provider but again still needed a real massage afterwards. Came to find out she's a professional stylist trying to make ends meet in a down market. She really didn't have any clue as to what she's doing and I think she'd be more successful if she differentiated herself in the market.

So, my question is basically this. Would you patronize a private hair salon for hobbyists? There seems to be a few places that sell (the illusion of) sex already:

http://www.alittleoffthetops.com/mens-salon/index.html

,

http://www.knockouts.net/.

Why not one that was the real thing? The massages generally aren't worth a damn, and some men may worry about going home smelling of oil. There are undoubtedly some interesting scenarios around personal grooming, that I'm sure as a group people could come up with: more fun to take a shower with the stylist instead of leaning over a sink, etc. While I'm sure there are a few folks here that have a more active imagination (and hobby!) than me, I'm looking for constructive marketing input. Would you pay for a haircut / HE? I've been amusing myself with names: "A Don Draper" (mad men) : shampoo / cut / shoulder massage, whiskey on the rocks."A Mickey Rourke": haircut / hands tied to the chair, blindfolded & fed strawberries. This wouldn't be a 'full service provider', but what could be an excellent niche service. After all, my wife doesn't yell at me to get a massage, but she does yell at me to get my hair cut.

Now that you're done laughing at the idea (or adjusting your bulge at the thought of it). Looking for what you'd pay for such a service (relative to a rub). Feel free to respond to the forum or PM me. I'll be willing to provide contact info to serious inquiries to those who PM me.

I laughed at the idea to be honest but it would seem like a fun experience to have. Life is all about experiencing new things, right? I would be open to the idea and would try it. I would pay just like an AMP, pay house fee (in this case hair cut) plus negotiate tip with the provider. Perhaps 20-40 for a HJ and more for more menu options.

[JankMaster]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...als-21/6023802

Claims she changed name and number from before. Had no info on her old another site reviews. Said enough to get me heading to bwi hotel district but once there. No answer or call back. Please pm me with someone gets a go at her.

Http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...3US463&q=nadia+sexumz&gs_l=hp. 8.41l1026. 0.0. 1.23022. 0.

[PrimalInstinct]

I'm looking to hear from seniors and others if they think this might be a viable service that they would use.

The back story is I have been on a quest to get a great deep tissue massage / HE, but can't seem to get the whole package. My most recent search was enjoyable overall, and I liked the provider but again still needed a real massage afterwards. Came to find out she's a professional stylist trying to make ends meet in a down market. She really didn't have any clue as to what she's doing and I think she'd be more successful if she differentiated herself in the market.

So, my question is basically this. Would you patronize a private hair salon for hobbyists? There seems to be a few places that sell (the illusion of) sex already: http://www.alittleoffthetops.com/mens-salon/index.html, http://www.knockouts.net/. Why not one that was the real thing? The massages generally aren't worth a damn, and some men may worry about going home smelling of oil. There are undoubtedly some interesting scenarios around personal grooming, that I'm sure as a group people could come up with: more fun to take a shower with the stylist instead of leaning over a sink, etc. While I'm sure there are a few folks here that have a more active imagination (and hobby!) than me, I'm looking for constructive marketing input. Would you pay for a haircut / HE? I've been amusing myself with names: "A Don Draper" (mad men) : shampoo / cut / shoulder massage, whiskey on the rocks."A Mickey Rourke": haircut / hands tied to the chair, blindfolded & fed strawberries. This wouldn't be a 'full service provider', but what could be an excellent niche service. After all, my wife doesn't yell at me to get a massage, but she does yell at me to get my hair cut.

Now that you're done laughing at the idea (or adjusting your bulge at the thought of it). Looking for what you'd pay for such a service (relative to a rub). Feel free to respond to the forum or PM me. I'll be willing to provide contact info to serious inquiries to those who PM me.

[Metloaf]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...als-21/6023802

Claims she changed name and number from before. Had no info on her old another site reviews. Said enough to get me heading to bwi hotel district but once there. No answer or call back. Please pm me with someone gets a go at her.

[BawMore]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...wed-28/3849458

Got a chance to visit with Layla. Definately worth my time. She's a great lady. Wasnt sure how it would play out since her ad was in the body rub section, but she's GFE all the way.

Be prepared for verification, but once thats done she'll treat you right. Started off with the massage, but that didn't last long for either of us. She's built nice, great personality, really seems to like what she does and made me very comfortable in no time at all. Au natural up to the final act, which I never got to because she was too tasty to quit even though she asked if I wanted to. I really thought I'd last the hour, but 40 minutes later I knew it wasnt going to work again. Damage was 3 bills, but she even offered to refund when I got ready to leave early, which I declined.

Had a very nice time, will definately repeat. Her location was clean, she's very classy. I recommend you visit her if you have a chance. She'll treat you right and have you planning your next visit as your driving away.

Caveat Emptor

[Steverino1968]

I've been eyeing this one for a while. I like spinners. Also does anyone remember place in Laurel called The Girls Next Door. Used to see Dara wonder if she is still around.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...wed-25/3829700

I wouldn't call her a spinner. She's attractive and accommodating. Her teeth were a little messed up, though. Her half-sister used to provide out of the same location and advertise seperately on Backpage, but I haven't seen her ads lately.

[Steverino1968]

TGND. I remember it well. It had some of the hottest girls around and the service was exceptional in my book. Dara, in my opinion was one of the best. I would love to see her again. When TGND disbanded, I lost touch with Dara. I have not seen her on Backpage or Eros, so I am not sure if she is still in the area or not. She had a very loyal following, so if she is still escorting, she is very UTR.

Propilot-Always check your six.

She was providing UTR for established clients at least up to a few months ago. Most recent phone numbers are available on another review site.

[RavensFan1104]

She is banging. She looks the same as the ad, I guess she keeps up with the gym. Conversation is dry but she is good when you get down to business CBJ only no bare. Possible DATY. She is definitely a TEN. Damage was $ for 30 mins. But that was a special. She is worth it for sure tho.

She's the real deal. One of the best bargains out there considering the quality of service. She seemed to be in a bad mood the last time I saw her but I see her pretty much everytime she's in town so one time out of many aint that bad. Definitely recommended