Massage Parlor Reports

[Island Guy808]

So I had a booking and when I go there I had no follow through. I called and called and waited. It was then a few mins past our booking time and I was pissed and dug out. I thought about seven and when I get there I saw the lot was filled with a camry a mercedes and a tacoma. I then drove to ward and wanted to find ginza, but could not see the sign. Is this by exotics or what. Then thought about the complex. Again, I had no street parking or know if they have structures and I got irritated.

Then, I thought about that spot near big and tall, but could not locate it. Forgot the name of it but I had googled and it said second floor.

So I said, fk this and went to young street. I turned into roses and saw that their lot was also filled and I decided to go to nirvanas. Nirvanas lot had a big truck there and cones in their stall. At that point I was desperate to go hulas. I passed but could not locate their parking lot either but saw a lot that said $2 an hour for splash. No dice and I had errands to do after.

Bleh.

Parking is easy for all these spots. Unless you are driving a bright pink H2, or the Ghostbuster mobile, and wearing a beany that says "MONGER" with a red light flashing on it, discrete parking and entry is pretty easy. Nobody is really looking anyway, just park, get out and get in there. If you fidget around and look shifty, then guess what. You're not discreet anymore.

Some tips:

* I was only joking about parking in the middle of the street for Kison (parking is all over on street and at Times as well. Too easy.)

* Seven. Street parking can be a challenge sometimes, you can park at the pay stalls at the lot next to it ($5 after 5pm) , or park at Don Quijote and grab a pre-session eat at Ezogiku. 80% time I can find street parking in the area within 200yds, although you may have to circle the block once to find it.

* Ginza. Easy to find, read the forums. It's the only dang quonset hut on Queen st. There's usually parking in front, if not, there's Sports Authority or nearby ward shops / theaters. Look for Aloha Otto Parts and you are there.

* Nirvana's. Not sure why you'd park in the parking lot unless you are going during the day and parking is tight. There's usually street parking.

* Rose (s). Didn't realize they had parking, thought it was all for taxi dudes. Again, street parking is easy during the evening.

* Ichiban. Easy, most time no parking attendant just pull in underneath, park, and go right up the stairs in the corner.

* VIP. Yuck, plenty easy street parking or at Walmart, but there's the gauntlet to walk to the back. The return / risk factor is way to low for me so I usually pass.

* PT. Park on keeaumoku and shuffle up, or just drive up to the back, park and get out. Highly visible to the apartments in the back, but most times nobody is probably looking.

* GB / CHM. Street parking on kaheka is easy, but folks at panda driving in for take out can see you going for take in. Going late is better.

Sorry you have so much problems with parking. Never seen anyone have that much bad luck.

Hope you find some parking and post some reports! LOL.

IG

[Kanakatak]

Kinda reminds me of a airplane hanger or something.

So I had a booking and when I go there I had no follow through. I called and called and waited. It was then a few mins past our booking time and I was pissed and dug out. I thought about seven and when I get there I saw the lot was filled with a camry a mercedes and a tacoma. I then drove to ward and wanted to find ginza, but could not see the sign. Is this by exotics or what. Then thought about the complex. Again, I had no street parking or know if they have struct

Ginza's definitely hard to see the first time. And once you find it you're going to be pissed because you drove right past it before! Anyways, I dunno how old you are shrimp boy but do you know what a kwansen hut is? These old structures used to be all over Hawaii. Has a long half dome roof of corrugated metal. Building is a dark red. Waikiki half is some other business. Ewa half is ginza. There's a big "open" sign but I dunno if there's any sign that says ginza.

Good luck.

[Island Guy808]

Hey, I bored so, recon um.

Top Floor: I met the hot bod in the BP ad. I think it had to be Michelle. NICE body just like the pics."Butter-Face" Damn, what a waste. I don't think I could. Its more of a mismatch than Sugar at Kison if ya know what I mean.

Hulas: Kitty still lookin good. Like a Latina hottie. Shine was also there. She is just a little on the thick side. She says she is Japanese / Korean. Might be true, she does look a little Japanese.

Roses: Wow, you guys don't give these girls any time for rest huh. LOL. All room doors closed, & timers on the front table. All busy but Yoko. I wanted to meet Shasha but she busy busy.

Nirvana: Check my report in the Nirvana thread. I met Coco & I think a new girl named Suzy. Both look young & very attractive.

Ginza: Shia still lookin as cute as ever. Joy & Mint look ok. And I also saw the biggest provider I have ever seen. Some humangous local girl."I could never pound her / Cus I could never wrap my hands around her."

Goi: Forget the providers there. U guys MUST see the new hot mama (mama Kay) that works here. She has a bangin body & what look to be huge D cups. They are way more than a handful. I think she has brownish freckles on her cheeks. Cute face, hour glass physique, & a nice round firm buttucks. She is more of the curvaceous body type, not spinner skinny, but nowhere near thick. She looks in her 30s, looks early 30s but could just be the Asian in her & cus her face is cute. I want her.

Note to self: when doing recon, wear some sweat pants & go commando LOL. The good providers be all rubbing their thighs or crotch on your junk when they walk into your arms for a hug & they trying to convince you to stay.

S Mc

S Mc!

Dang dude, I posted awhile back how awkward it was for me personally to do recon, and here you are hitting up multiple spots, copping feels, and getting hugs and kisses. Are you using Axe or what? LOL.

Can you get an SMSA (Splooge McDuck Seal of Approval) stamp with UV ink, and start hitting the girls up with it? Then brothers can shine a blacklight Sploogelight and see if a girl is good to go or not. LOL.

Way to go man! Thanks for the info!

IG

[Splooge McDuck]

Goi: Forget the providers there. U guys MUST see the new hot mama (mama Kay) that works here. She has a bangin body & what look to be huge D cups. They are way more than a handful. I think she has brownish freckles on her cheeks. Cute face, hour glass physique, & a nice round firm buttucks. She is more of the curvaceous body type, not spinner skinny, but nowhere near thick. She looks in her 30s, looks early 30s but could just be the Asian in her & cus her face is cute. I want her.

S Mc

Oh shit, I was so focused on Hot Mama Kay "Who I'd / Ah nevermind" I legit forgot about the providers LOL. There was that one White girl with tats on her tits, who posted BP ads, but I forget her name. And then there was a MILF who looked like a MILF KBG. And umm, basically:

"The MILF ain't ugly, she might be your type, but she's not mine / And the White girl is bigger than the MILF. And mama Kay. Combined!"

S Mc

[Splooge McDuck]

Got a call from my old friend said he had a Chinese girl name Jessica about 5'2" lots of meat 36 the boobs. Just arrived new to the business BBBJ cf aim to please did not complain. She must be good my friend is a horny old man that loves to fuck. Rooms are very nice and clean with good beds.

Happy Mongering

Http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ial-26/2821775

If anyone partakes here, can you confirm if any pics in their ad are real. Especially the girl in the purlpe & white bikini, she's the only one who has her entire face visible in a pic. She too hot, so it must be TGTBT.

S Mc

[Splooge McDuck]

Howzit Braada Splooge Md,

Man thanks for the video LMFAO, I've been sharing with friends and also some Kgirls I know (Non providers) everyone loves it. Everyone shouyld check out the poster of this video on Youtube "waveya" is the user has plenty of videos of Kgirls dancing lots in sexy outfits. We all should tell AMP K-Girls to start dance teams and we all judge which team is best.

Aloha,

Braddah AH

Haha, AMP dance teams sound like the best idea ever! If only the girls would dance G-Style for us when mams shows us the lineup.

S Mc

[Splooge McDuck]

Hey, I bored so, recon um.

Top Floor: I met the hot bod in the BP ad. I think it had to be Michelle. NICE body just like the pics."Butter-Face" Damn, what a waste. I don't think I could. Its more of a mismatch than Sugar at Kison if ya know what I mean.

Hulas: Kitty still lookin good. Like a Latina hottie. Shine was also there. She is just a little on the thick side. She says she is Japanese / Korean. Might be true, she does look a little Japanese.

Roses: Wow, you guys don't give these girls any time for rest huh. LOL. All room doors closed, & timers on the front table. All busy but Yoko. I wanted to meet Shasha but she busy busy.

Nirvana: Check my report in the Nirvana thread. I met Coco & I think a new girl named Suzy. Both look young & very attractive.

Ginza: Shia still lookin as cute as ever. Joy & Mint look ok. And I also saw the biggest provider I have ever seen. Some humangous local girl."I could never pound her / Cus I could never wrap my hands around her."

Goi: Forget the providers there. U guys MUST see the new hot mama (mama Kay) that works here. She has a bangin body & what look to be huge D cups. They are way more than a handful. I think she has brownish freckles on her cheeks. Cute face, hour glass physique, & a nice round firm buttucks. She is more of the curvaceous body type, not spinner skinny, but nowhere near thick. She looks in her 30s, looks early 30s but could just be the Asian in her & cus her face is cute. I want her.

Note to self: when doing recon, wear some sweat pants & go commando LOL. The good providers be all rubbing their thighs or crotch on your junk when they walk into your arms for a hug & they trying to convince u to stay.

S Mc

[AwabiHunter]

I hope you guys don't think I was kidding when I said you should be bangin these chicks Gangnam Style. But, if you want a girl to bang YOU Gangnam Style, then hit up Bebe at Roses. She likes to play music on her phone during the sesh. Ask her to play the song & then ask her to ride you Oppan Gangnam Style. LOL. She's the 2nd girl I got to play that song for me so far (she actually brought it up). She loves that dance too, she does the 2 hands on one knee move & everything LMAO. Foreals.

It should look something like as hot as this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJgRWlyllcU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sBTCa_4-Y

PSY live ft. Sistar, KARA, After School & more.

OMG. That dude PSY is the man. Just get any & every hawt-hot K-POP singer & group to do your dance LOL. GENIUS!

S Mc

Howzit Braada Splooge Md,

Man thanks for the video LMFAO, I've been sharing with friends and also some Kgirls I know (Non providers) everyone loves it. Everyone shouyld check out the poster of this video on Youtube "waveya" is the user has plenty of videos of Kgirls dancing lots in sexy outfits. We all should tell AMP K-Girls to start dance teams and we all judge which team is best.

Aloha,

Braddah AH

[Kurocha]

Stopped by with the intention of seeing Barbie, per the PM recommendation of another monger, but Barbie was with customer, so MS told me to try their new addition, Maya. Thought why not and was taken to the room with the private bathroom and sleeping mat on the floor. The room was dark and Maya entered very quietly. I kept my eyes closed and just went with the flow. She was real quiet and began a soft sensusous massage from head to toe. Wasn't the therapeutic type, but more the type to set the mood. Finally when she told me to do the flip, still with the light very low, she did the frontal sensuous massage and worked her way from the boys, to my chest and suddenly she planted her lips right on top of mine with some unexpected LFK. I suddenly opened my eyes and stared inter her very cute face with broad smile. I finally got the chance to see her up close and for any of you who likes spinners, Maya fits the bill. She is half Korean half Japanese, not quite 5' and around 100 lbs, nice cute body with A sized breasts. Very nice shape to her, nice skin, in fact while I had my eyes closed, I felt a bit nervous with the feeling that I was with a teenager, only because of how her body and hands felt. In normal lighting you can tell that she is in her late 30, has a slight C-section scar, trimmed Bush. Did a great BBBJ, absolutely loves DATY and really gets into the session. Very tight in CFS and she was sort of losing it seeming to come too fast for me. Spent a lot of post FS cuddling and ended up being one of those providers that you can get an immediate connection to and GFE with. L / A/S 7/9/9 normal house fees, would definitly repeat.

Line up at GB is now Barbie (see her backpages ad for her pics) , Bunny, Jae, Maya and another girl (forgot her name). Almost rivalling Kison with the newest staff.

[Splooge McDuck]

Thanks for investigating that location sploodge, bummer no real spinner there. At least can mark it off my "check them out" list.

No, no. I just haven't met the so called spinner Naomi (I luv the name Naomi!) from the BP ad yet. She wasnt on booty duty at the time. But I give up already. But if anyone confirms it is the same girl from the ad, I'ma get me some of that!

S Mc

[HiPickle]

LOL. Thanks dude. BTW, I take back what I said about GB now. They have a youngish lookin girl too.

Her name is Jae. Looks early to mid 30s. Kinda cute face, average build slim body & maybe Bs. Looks like a healthy girl with a soft body (not hour glass shaped, but not chubby or thick). She not super hot or super cute but very very doable. She is very touchy feely, complimentary, & flirty, if she wants you to stay & try her. She once showed me that kissing is on the menu when I recon'd her at a place in CC (I forget where). Looks=7. 5 Attitude=10.

Bonnie / Bunny whatever her name is. Pretty nice body, yes. Pointy tittiez, like some Madonna 1980s bras LOL. They some bigguns tho, look like maybe Ds or full Cs. Very nice ass, just so damn cushiony. She walked right into my arms & let me hug & hold her tight & caress & fondle her body & her super soft ass. She stayed in my embrace the whole time we talked. She was willing to kiss me but, I dunno, YMMV. Looks=7 Attitude=10.

S Mc

Thanks for investigating that location sploodge, bummer no real spinner there. At least can mark it off my "check them out" list.

[Mondo Badfoot]

Got back to the Island a few days ago, after about a week away with no play. I was super horny! Late afternoon, I decided to call Chanel at Kison and make an appointment to see Monica. Last time I got with her was shortly after the opening of Co & Mo's. I've tapped just about everyone else at Kison by dropping in and asking for Monica- seems she's always busy being hosed by one or other of you mongers! This time she was available so I raced over. Mama Chanel was her usual accommodating self- showed me to the room and started the shower for me.

Got back to the room and started to lay down when The Monica came in with a big smile, grabbed my face and launched a DFK assault. In my experience, oriental women aren't usually the best kissers, especially Koreans, but Monica is as good as they get. After a few minutes of this I was hard as a rock! She looked better than I have ever seen her. That hourglass figure! I laid face-down for a little massage, no deal! Before I knew it she was licking my balls and then my dick- from behind! Then she was sucking it like there was no tomorrow! After about 5 minutes she asked me to turn over- by then I would have done anything she asked!

I won't bore you with too many details, but she proved over and over why she is a legend. She is so sweet and works so hard to please! When we were getting near "time's up", she says- "I want you to come in my mouth"."Whatever you like". Her oral skills are so varied a and juicy! As I got close, I asked her to slow down, she did- by going very slowly to deep, deep throat, then out just as slowly. After a few like that, I said,"I'm coming", and she stopped mid stroke. It was so weird, she stopped and I stopped. For about 30 seconds we were in suspended animation, then the damn burst! I can't remember coming that hard! She took it all, except the excess that shot out her nose! She stayed on it till I was done, then spit into a towel and blew her nose. We were both laughing and shared another juicy kiss.

If you want to feel really well taken care of, Monica is always great!

[YG365]

So I had a booking and when I go there I had no follow through. I called and called and waited. It was then a few mins past our booking time and I was pissed and dug out. I thought about seven and when I get there I saw the lot was filled with a camry a mercedes and a tacoma. I then drove to ward and wanted to find ginza, but could not see the sign. Is this by exotics or what. Then thought about the complex. Again, I had no street parking or know if they have structures and I got irritated.

Then, I thought about that spot near big and tall, but could not locate it. Forgot the name of it but I had googled and it said second floor.

So I said, fk this and went to young street. I turned into roses and saw that their lot was also filled and I decided to go to nirvanas. Nirvanas lot had a big truck there and cones in their stall. At that point I was desperate to go hulas. I passed but could not locate their parking lot either but saw a lot that said $2 an hour for splash. No dice and I had errands to do after.

Bleh.

Ginza is between like Nordstrom and Kanpai I think? I have it in my head but I just figure out whats on the ends of the streets. So when you start off from Nordstorm and you're head towards Pinks, it'll be on your left side. Looks pretty ghetto intact. Kinda reminds me of a airplane hanger or something.

[Splooge McDuck]

What a master wordsmith. Funny too. LOL

LOL. Thanks dude. BTW, I take back what I said about GB now. They have a youngish lookin girl too.

Her name is Jae. Looks early to mid 30s. Kinda cute face, average build slim body & maybe Bs. Looks like a healthy girl with a soft body (not hour glass shaped, but not chubby or thick). She not super hot or super cute but very very doable. She is very touchy feely, complimentary, & flirty, if she wants you to stay & try her. She once showed me that kissing is on the menu when I recon'd her at a place in CC (I forget where). Looks=7. 5 Attitude=10.

Bonnie / Bunny whatever her name is. Pretty nice body, yes. Pointy tittiez, like some Madonna 1980s bras LOL. They some bigguns tho, look like maybe Ds or full Cs. Very nice ass, just so damn cushiony. She walked right into my arms & let me hug & hold her tight & caress & fondle her body & her super soft ass. She stayed in my embrace the whole time we talked. She was willing to kiss me but, I dunno, YMMV. Looks=7 Attitude=10.

S Mc

[H Mobius]

I then drove to ward and wanted to find ginza, but could not see the sign. Is this by exotics or what.

Nirvanas lot had a big truck there and cones in their stall. At that point I was desperate to go hulas. I passed but could not locate their parking lot either but saw a lot that said $2 an hour for splash. No dice and I had errands to do after.

Bleh.

For Ginza, head the other way from the Ward intersection, away from Club Exotic Nights (see the map in their ad):

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...nza-26/3530919

When I used to go to Nirvana, I always parked on Young Street or South King even if their stalls were empty. Was this at night? Usually there's a space around there.

Good luck,

H M