Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Recent reports of poor quality here have flushed me from.

Lurkerdom to post my results. Maybe just lucky, but have had good (Chanel) ,

Better (Summer) and best (Akee) in 3 visits. Rolled in on Tues,

To empty lot. Friendly greeting from mama and drew Akee (sp?)

Gorgeous, thin. 20's, with perky B's. Big pouty Joli lips and great.

Personality, a little, but just enough English. Me. You're beautiful.

Her. I know (wink). Laid out $$ and off to good TS with.

Lots of ass attention to my enjoyment. Massage was above average.

On flip, she goes right to BBBJ and deep prostate (different strokes.)

Heading towards too quick explosion, so covered up and went.

To mish with DFK, enthusiasm and verbal,"f. Me, f. Me!"

I didn't last long. Cleaned up and had 2nd short massage. Very satisfied,

But as they say, YMMV.

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And I doubt any BBBJ there. Enjoy your dreams.

[Sarcastic King]

Watch out for these folks-it's the no pictures 'blond' massage team. They have a location in / near downtown alpharetta and also off of HBR. It appears 'Amanda' moves between the two locations because I have noticed her advertising for both. Pamela stays in Alpharetta and I believe Terri schedules the HBR location. The HBR location keeps 'security' in a room that can see you walk to the door. You may notice the similarity in ads. I think I have reported on this before, but it's good to repost bad service on occasion (Missy?).

Pamila is grotesquely obease with at least a grade 4 panniculus. She suggested to keep coming back for more, but I don't think I want anything that may be offered. 'Amanda' is very much what the pope said. She also coughed the whole time and I was worried I might feel her lung on my back any moment. .

Holly crap I posted on these jokers a while ago too. Freaking one of the worst experiences in a while. Still hurts to remember her fat obese rolls crushing me while she tried to 'massage'. I give props to anyone that can get remotely excited while being around them. I had to go see a few girls in a row to get that image out of my head. Horrible.

[Sarcastic King]

She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions.

Damn, she's never offered me any extras beyond the HE. Good job.

[CtownBoy]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/3238893478.html

[Term1030]

I have an overall good experience to report. I saw Katie from BP for a 30min session at $80. She's the young skinny blonde I referred to in my last post. She was working out of a Marriott, and was as pleasant, sweet, and friendly as she could be. She was pretty talkative for the first half. But wow, for me, this girl just about had the perfect body. Her hair is much shorter than her photos, but in all honesty, I thought her body was better looking in person than in those photos (the ones in the photos seem almost too skinny). She had braces, which are always a big turn-off for me, but her body more than made up for them. Topless only, never takes off bottoms. Mutual touch, but she makes it clear not to go beneath the fabric. The massage itself was lousy; she just smears oil on you with hardly any pressure at all, and honestly, there wasn't much teasing before the big event, but the HE was still great. I'm only a few years older than her, and she just seemed like someone I would actually like to be friends with outside that situation. I can't afford that cash on any kind of regular basis, and it would be great if I could find a better massage and tease to go along with the main event, but I'm sure I'll see her again. Overall, good first experience with BPs.

[Dudeatl]

Saw her not long ago too but balked at paying an extra $50 for a HJ. Offered $30 but no dice. Just not into chubby women.

Agreed. I want a fitness model that gives a great massage and knows how to finish things up. I haven't had much luck so far.

[Niteluvr]

I saw Kenzie in midtown (search BP massage for Kenzie). Her pics are accurate and and obviously staged to be flattering as she is chubby. She is very friendly, and claims to be a licensed therapist. I thought she gave me a pretty good massage and it is clear she has been trained. I ask her to work some areas as I needed some legitimate massage after an active weekend and she put her back into it and did a good job. On the flip, she teased and she got my attention. She asked if I wanted to add something, and I said sure but didn't talk price. Upon asking she removed her shirt, but didn't do it on her own. The finish as actually quite good for someone I suspect is a Lesbian-slow and sensual as opposed to a mechanical. In the end, it was $120. Not sure I would go back for that price.

Saw her not long ago too but balked at paying an extra $50 for a HJ. Offered $30 but no dice. Just not into chubby women.

[AssULikeIt]

Recent reports of poor quality here have flushed me from.

Lurkerdom to post my results. Maybe just lucky, but have had good (Chanel) ,

Better (Summer) and best (Akee) in 3 visits. Rolled in on Tues,

To empty lot. Friendly greeting from mama and drew Akee (sp?)

Gorgeous, thin. 20's, with perky B's. Big pouty Joli lips and great.

Personality, a little, but just enough English. Me. You're beautiful.

Her. I know (wink). Laid out $$ and off to good TS with.

Lots of ass attention to my enjoyment. Massage was above average.

On flip, she goes right to BBBJ and deep prostate (different strokes.)

Heading towards too quick explosion, so covered up and went.

To mish with DFK, enthusiasm and verbal,"f. Me, f. Me!"

I didn't last long. Cleaned up and had 2nd short massage. Very satisfied,

But as they say, YMMV.

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[Dudeatl]

I saw Kenzie in midtown (search BP massage for Kenzie). Her pics are accurate and and obviously staged to be flattering as she is chubby. She is very friendly, and claims to be a licensed therapist. I thought she gave me a pretty good massage and it is clear she has been trained. I ask her to work some areas as I needed some legitimate massage after an active weekend and she put her back into it and did a good job. On the flip, she teased and she got my attention. She asked if I wanted to add something, and I said sure but didn't talk price. Upon asking she removed her shirt, but didn't do it on her own. The finish as actually quite good for someone I suspect is a Lesbian-slow and sensual as opposed to a mechanical. In the end, it was $120. Not sure I would go back for that price.

[Dudeatl]

I'm sure you have all seen the ad. I went out to this woman's home WAY east of Atlanta only because I was doing some work out there for a client. Old, small home, but safe. Said she had a roommate staying with her that was out back doing something. Anyways, I walk in, at least the AC is on. Basically forces alcohol down my throat after I tell her I don't drink. So I drink a small glass of Champagne to get her to STFU. House is kind of dirty, but not filthy / nasty. I took a shower, she was very nice and talkative the whole time. She starts the massage in her room using lots of oil. Music was on HOT 107. 9 BLASTING, so I tell her crank that shit down. I mention to her that I occasionally toke and she asks me to roll a J WHILE on my stomach getting a massage, I told her no thanks LOL. Decent massage with lots of oil and teasing. No real training though because I actually told her I wanted her to work my neck area and she acted like she should stay away from the area because it hurt. So on the flip she gets under my legs and sits. Offers a pussy slide for $40, LOL, later I figure out that was for her enjoyment. She kept saying no sex, no sex, blah blah, asking if I post reviews and shit. I give this girl no play and act like "what the fuck is a review". She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions. She says she fucked because I has the biggest dick she has ever seen. Whatever. Anyway, I figure thats why she tried to upsell the pussy slide. She is decent IF you are in the area. Because if you are not she is one hell of a drive.

I have been thinking about this one, but without pics I have been suspect. I called her once and she was polite, but kind of no-nonsense and not very feminine sounding so I have held back. From what I have read she is tall and in good shape. Does she get neeked from the start? What was the initial fee. Thanks!

[Svtcobra]

I'm sure you have all seen the ad. I went out to this woman's home WAY east of Atlanta only because I was doing some work out there for a client. Old, small home, but safe. Said she had a roommate staying with her that was out back doing something. Anyways, I walk in, at least the AC is on. Basically forces alcohol down my throat after I tell her I don't drink. So I drink a small glass of Champagne to get her to STFU. House is kind of dirty, but not filthy / nasty. I took a shower, she was very nice and talkative the whole time. She starts the massage in her room using lots of oil. Music was on HOT 107. 9 BLASTING, so I tell her crank that shit down. I mention to her that I occasionally toke and she asks me to roll a J WHILE on my stomach getting a massage, I told her no thanks LOL. Decent massage with lots of oil and teasing. No real training though because I actually told her I wanted her to work my neck area and she acted like she should stay away from the area because it hurt. So on the flip she gets under my legs and sits. Offers a pussy slide for $40, LOL, later I figure out that was for her enjoyment. She kept saying no sex, no sex, blah blah, asking if I post reviews and shit. I give this girl no play and act like "what the fuck is a review". She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions. She says she fucked because I has the biggest dick she has ever seen. Whatever. Anyway, I figure thats why she tried to upsell the pussy slide. She is decent IF you are in the area. Because if you are not she is one hell of a drive.

[Niteluvr]

After my visit to K today, I seriously have to wonder WTF is going on. Showed up and was greeted by mamasan, led to the room, paid the fee. Moments later arrives this mid 30ish provider, with a nice natural D rack but zero in the ass department, hips straight as a board, and a partial beer gut. I almost called it a day, but decided to see how the service went down. Off to the TS we go. So-so on the TS and we go back to the room. Fairly decent rubdown with some very nice teasing and contact with junior and the ball team. On the flip, she wanted $$ for FS, I gave her the "go get f-cked " look (pun intended) , and we settled on $.2. Things went south from there.

15 second CBJ right into K9 for about 2 minutes. Right into 5 minutes of Mish, she starts groaning like she's got the clap and a vagina full of nails. So I was like wth. And she has the nerve to want to stop FS and HJ me to completion and cum on tits. Ended up being a HJ with some ball rubbing and outer prostate play.

After I bust, she does do a good cleanup, wants to blah blah blah, all I really want is a shower to clean up, and its not even offered, had to ask for that.

On the way out, she starts yapping with mamasan about the passing convo we shared in the room, and mamasan starts groaping junior at the door on the way out. Left scratching my head. Is a far cry from the top notch service Jessica provided just 2 weeks ago.

Looks like I'm on the hunt for another regular place.

Sounds like you may have seen Mimi. If so, my session with her was somewhat better than that, but it's not like the girls are told to pamper me. Quality of service varies with the girl, not the AMP itself. And, Kay the mamasan can be nice as hell one day and cold as ice the next. That's typical of Korean working girls. I imagine she noticed that you were less than pleased on the way out so she grabbed your stuff as if to say,"You'll get better service next time." It's all a stupid game so a guy really can't take it too seriously. Just roll with it but be assertive if you're not getting what was agreed upon or reasonably expected. And, if the girl really jacks you around, stand your ground and demand money back or whatever is fair in the situation.

[BinaryMan]

After my visit to K today, I seriously have to wonder WTF is going on. Showed up and was greeted by mamasan, led to the room, paid the fee. Moments later arrives this mid 30ish provider, with a nice natural D rack but zero in the ass department, hips straight as a board, and a partial beer gut. I almost called it a day, but decided to see how the service went down. Off to the TS we go. So-so on the TS and we go back to the room. Fairly decent rubdown with some very nice teasing and contact with junior and the ball team. On the flip, she wanted $$ for FS, I gave her the "go get f-cked " look (pun intended) , and we settled on $.2. Things went south from there.

15 second CBJ right into K9 for about 2 minutes. Right into 5 minutes of Mish, she starts groaning like she's got the clap and a vagina full of nails. So I was like wth. And she has the nerve to want to stop FS and HJ me to completion and cum on tits. Ended up being a HJ with some ball rubbing and outer prostate play.

After I bust, she does do a good cleanup, wants to blah blah blah, all I really want is a shower to clean up, and its not even offered, had to ask for that.

On the way out, she starts yapping with mamasan about the passing convo we shared in the room, and mamasan starts groaping junior at the door on the way out. Left scratching my head. Is a far cry from the top notch service Jessica provided just 2 weeks ago.

Looks like I'm on the hunt for another regular place.

[Niteluvr]

Hey guys, so I'm new to the board, but have followed your posts for a short time now. I'm a single late-20s business owner in Roswell, and am very new to the AMP arena and even newer to the BP ads. I realize you must give to get as far as reports and questions go on here, so I'll give just a quick run-down on my couple of experiences. In the last year, to be honest, I think I've only been to Esquire Spa twice, and I've only been to maybe 4 AMPs in my life. The first time at Esquire was a few months ago, and it was the best experience I've ever had. Very inexpensive, decent massage and HE with a Candy, but I won't go into detail because the second time I went, she was no longer working there. Instead I got a big upsell, the lady was not nearly as attractive, much older, and more expensive. My personal no-extras massage is at Harmony- there's some talent there!

Ok, so to get to my point, I've decided to pretty much forego the AMP scene because experiences are so varied. I was introduced to BP ads through this forum and have been studying each one that has been mentioned, as well as looked myself. I really want my first experience to be a good one, but my budget has got to stay around $65-$70 for a half hour. I am only interested in a massage with HE, (b2b / mutual touch would be a great extra) , but that's all. So, I started to call some that have been recommended by Member 2227 and Slippry Jimbo, however, what am I doing wrong? I've gotten no answer from hardly any of the numbers listed and no one has responded to my cordial / respectful voicemails or e-mails. Here's rundown:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...60-23/13746012

Actually talked to Jenna, but she said she is "no longer employed"

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...cials/13197789

Only has contact e-mail on ad; e-mailed her this morning, no response yet. BTW, can anyone verify that there is extras on her, other than Jimbo (since her ad is pretty explicit about her professionalism)?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...liever/8822081

Called, no answer, left voicemail yesterday, have not heard back.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/13802403

Called, no answer, left voicemail yesterday, have not heard back.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-o-22/12645911

Now this one is probably my top in all my research thus far, however, she is pretty pricey. I've e-mailed her a day or two ago, and have not heard back from her either. BTW, I'd like to make sure there are no upsells, and how long her flat rate is for. Still, might have to look at alternatives before shelling out that money just yet.

So, as I've said, is there a particular reason I'm having such a tough time getting a hold of anyone? Or am I just not being patient enough? Finally, I'll end by asking about these two. Both are really affordable and close to me and I've not seen anything posted about them. Second girl is pretty svelt, but I'm still curious. Thanks in advance from the newbie.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...ga-400/8759780

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/13131851

1. Probably 50% or more will not call back. Women in this profession are flaky at best. The woman in the bottom link looks respectable and I did finally speak to her on the phone recently but had to email her first. The conversation was pleasant and I talked about making an appointment two days later and said I would call her. Never got her to answer the phone again. That's par for the course.

2. As long as you don't sound like a weirdo on the phone, you should get a few callbacks. Just have to keep trying and find out who is who. Even with the nicest of providers, if they're in demand, it will be hard to contact them. Just have to keep trying.

3. When you do get several to answer in one geographical area, you might want to make appointments with at least 5 as you can count on no-shows, etc. If you do see one of them, be courteous and call the others as soon as possible to let them know you had a flat tire or something and couldn't make it. Providers put up with a lot of shit from guys who really have no intention of showing up so, if you're a good guy, just treat them how you would like to be treated.

4. Continue to RTFF for clues as to who is reliable and gives good service.

5. Lastly, visit a few and post reports with accurate details, which other mongers can use to make a decision on whether to see those providers or not.

[Ros Coming]

No problem.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/3232347099.html

Nite; ARA answered for me but yes, this is her. And the address where I got my service was in a townhouse on Maxwell Road just nort of the Roswell Recycling Center. She's set up in an upstairs bedroom. Your description of big butt is correct.