Massage Parlor Reports

[Yellowfever023]

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

Ok, I can help.

- Any massage place with a neon sign, smoked glass or full curtains will do.

- To be sure you get your HE, wink at the girl every time you make eye contact.

- Does your Mom not want to drive outside a 10 mile radius? Tell her to be back in 45, just like a therapy appointment.

- Spank one out before you go.

- There are no microwaves there so make sure Mom packs a sandwich (hopefully on Borowskis organic bread) , snak pak pudding and an apple.

- RTFF

[BigDog001]

Found myself up North with a little time to kill on Sunday afternoon. Checked BP and Mary seemed the most convenient. Called and said I could be there in 5 minutes (3:00) , she said 3:30. I figured I'd take care of a few things and told her 4:00. Show up right on time and she greets me at the door. Very happy to see me, standard $60 for 60 minutes I ask if she's been busy, says she has been slow. Decent massage, seems like she hasn't been formally trained but picked up skills over time. Some light contact, I give the right signals, and things start in the right direction. Then the phone rings. She answers it, no big deal. Back to it and pretty soon the phone rings again, gets a little annoying. Back to it, then it's a doorbell. She excuses herself while on the phone with someone else looking for a massage, and I hear her bring another customer into another room. I figure the game is over soon so I let her finish quickly. Hot towel cleanup was nice, she leaves and I get dressed. Look at my watch and it's only 45 minutes. I paid for full hour but only got 3/4, so I leave 3/4 of standard tip ($30). Did I throw off her cycle by bumping it to the top of the hour, or is Sunday afternoon a busy time? I might try again if I'm in the area, but I'll take whatever time she tells me.

Stay safe and have fun.

Jim

Bosjim,

I am going to be in the No. Shore this weekend with time on my hands. Was going to check out Mary, since she seems to be my kind of provider. Thank you. Saved me a hassle. $60/45 mins is $80 / hr. That is not my kind of provider. Thanks for reporting on it.

Dog

[Andri1984]

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

Really?

Come on dude?

By any chance you want one of us to take you by the hand and take you there?

A little more courage and curiosity and go out there and explore, them come here and write your post.

PS: Noobs are becoming more and more demanding and offering nothing.

[Jafo101]

Is it possible that this is the most questions asked by a first time poster? I believe it is.

Luckily, all his questions can be answered with four simple letters: RTFF!

And for those who need help with the four letters:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFF

P. W. You do have a way with words. LOL

[Stevez39]

She also does not work on Saturday or Sunday now.

No matter what the person who answers the phone says, it is not her.

I posted this two weeks ago, it is still true. The person who answers also answers for 4 other places. Burlington, Bedford, Reading and Billerica.

She will say anything to get you there. She's hoping the little head makes the descion for you. Unforturely the little head does.

[Stressed Out]

After Saturday's debacle, I found myself in the Cambridge / Somerville area with some time to kill and a desire to make up for the previous day's misadventures. Instead of hitting a sure thing to cure my ills, however, I decided to hit Fu Shen in Davis Square. I realize it had gotten busted a couple years ago and supposedly gone legit, but I also read a review or two indicating it may hold some promise after or that and figured, if nothing else, I'd at least get a good massage. Bad idea.

I called ahead and said I was about 10 minutes away. I walked up to the second floor and was greeted by a girl named Bella (note this means 'beautiful' in Spanish and, while she had a decent figure, I have to say she was poorly named). I sign up for the full hour ($60) and she leaves me to disrobe. She comes in and starts the massage, I tell her she can go hard. She asks if I want some back walking and I agree; in hindsight, I should have said 'no thanks' and let her do the conventional massage, since I like to observe the different styles and she was doing a good job up to that point. Anyway, the massage was decent, nothing great (but much better than the one I had received in Bedford the previous day). Some good massage on the legs and butt, but no absolutely no tease. Also note the door stayed cracked open the entire time, another indication this was going nowhwere.

The flip seemed a bit early, but I went along. Testing the waters, I playfully placed my hand on Bella's stomach (under her untucked t-shirt) and was met with a quick 'no'. OK, no problem, I can appreciate that and just sat back and decided to enjoy the rest of the massage without incident. She ends the routine with some face stretching while her chest is right in my head, but again, no teasing or playfulness. Time's up ('That's it') , seems short but, since there's no clock on the wall, I get up, get dressed, say thanks and leave a $10 tip.

I should have checked the time on my phone before tipping; after leaving the office, I notice that I had been shortchanged on time by at least 15 minutes, and more likely 20. I can take that there was no roaming or HE, I knew I was taking that risk going in, but getting shorted on time by that much is just unacceptable. Perhaps some established regulars are receiving better service, but I cannot, based on this experience, recommend anyone on this board try this place.

Yea we've all had those weekends! But we have good news. See post 11033 above. We have a newbie that sounds like he is pretty good with his own hands so he can give you (and all those who run into this) some pointers to aleviate the 'blue ball syndrome'. Good luck! SO

[Stressed Out]

Is it possible that this is the most questions asked by a first time poster? I believe it is.

Luckily, all his questions can be answered with four simple letters: RTFF!

And for those who need help with the four letters:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFF

Must be a young'un. To be a virgin to a wonan's touch on the ole pecker. I wish I knew on someone who could really show him the ropes and have to peel him off the wall. Imagine if he was put in Angel's hands. Holy shit he would paint the wall! So ladies out there. Anyone up for a newbie and virgin!

[Biggus Bishus]

Chances are good you'll get some helpful tips like RTFF. Sometimes it's hard to think back to when you were a nervous NOOB. Use the search function for the thread and enter the towns you're looking in. Chances are you'll find multiple posts on the popular spots. Also get a look at post 9164. Read it thoroughly. Understand you may not get what you want first time out if you make the provider nervous. That post should help. Good luck and let us know how you make out.

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

[Member #4868]

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

Is it possible that this is the most questions asked by a first time poster? I believe it is.

Luckily, all his questions can be answered with four simple letters: RTFF!

And for those who need help with the four letters:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFF

[Adobe]

Called Bedford and asked for Jenny. Was told to see her at a certain time in Burlington on Cambridge st. I show up and I am greeted by a middle aged Asian woman, clearly not Jenny. She asks if I hAd Jenny before, I say no but I have been here before. She says she will take care of me, I say no, I want Jenny. She says Jenny is right here. She goes in the back, and walks out with another road hard middle aged provider, she asks me if I want massage, I hold my ground and say no not with you, I am here for Jenny, ai s told to be here at this time. The original provider is on the phone speaking Chinese and tells me, Jenny busy now. Great, thanks for wasting my time and telling me to drive up here after lying to me. I won't be back.

Same thing happened to me, pretty much exactly. I won't ever be back there, because I wasted over an hour or drivetime getting there just to see Jenny.

[NewAgain]

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Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

[NewAgain]

It is hit or miss, and in some cases miss in the same place where you hit before. I have found that like anything else, finding consistent and valueable endeavors is harder than you think. The great ones get pumped up, and then they go away or get popped.

Tried the latest "Grand Opening" in CT (#'s ending in 2051 and 6351). There was no table shower and there were no pretty young girls. I got a 40 minute typical Chinese massage with a pricey ending. Will not repeat and will not venture into CT until this board convinces me otherwise. The 2nd floor at 40 Harrison is quite the scene though.

[NewAgain]

Some of the ladyboys can really do the job, and in some cases understand how to please a man better than a woman. Of course, you are not getting downstairs on them at these places anyway. But if you look at it the other way, well its what you like. Me, I don't judge, and if you like the experience, leave happy and felt the cost was fair, then hey, you had a nice time. Me, prefer the ones born lady, but it is ok if others don't. I don't judge or care. Best advice, stay safe and have a good time. Life is short.

It's really simple if you're worried. Just ask if they for a "real girl" or "genetic girl". The genetic girls will laugh and assure you they're not.

[RoadStar01]

Made a visit to lexington my first time there and got Ruby she was pleasent and very friendly the massage was great she really did a good job.

There was plenty of teaseing and otc roaming tryed utc but she stopped that so I'm hopeing the second visit will be better in that sence. The flip was ok have had better but the massage she gave made up for that. I will repeat with her. 60 40.

The massage was worth the 40 tip.

It's a little foggy. Was the job complete? Or only massage, that you tipped 40 for?

[SeanForYellow]

Ninas huh? Who'd you have?

99 Newport? What floor? Who?

Faxon St? You? I don't think so. What'd you get there?

Angel is professional? Pleasant?

Red Card Over & Out

I love the red card. Soccer fan here.

99 newport 1st floor.

Faxonst 70 and 40. 20 min massage. Then HJ. With utc up top. She is about a 7 in looksbut rush service.

Angel is professional. Massage with great tease with happiness HJ.