Massage Parlor Reports

[Stressed Out]

Is it possible that this is the most questions asked by a first time poster? I believe it is.

Luckily, all his questions can be answered with four simple letters: RTFF!

And for those who need help with the four letters:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFF

Must be a young'un. To be a virgin to a wonan's touch on the ole pecker. I wish I knew on someone who could really show him the ropes and have to peel him off the wall. Imagine if he was put in Angel's hands. Holy shit he would paint the wall! So ladies out there. Anyone up for a newbie and virgin!

[Biggus Bishus]

Chances are good you'll get some helpful tips like RTFF. Sometimes it's hard to think back to when you were a nervous NOOB. Use the search function for the thread and enter the towns you're looking in. Chances are you'll find multiple posts on the popular spots. Also get a look at post 9164. Read it thoroughly. Understand you may not get what you want first time out if you make the provider nervous. That post should help. Good luck and let us know how you make out.

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

[Member #4868]

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

Is it possible that this is the most questions asked by a first time poster? I believe it is.

Luckily, all his questions can be answered with four simple letters: RTFF!

And for those who need help with the four letters:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFF

[Adobe]

Called Bedford and asked for Jenny. Was told to see her at a certain time in Burlington on Cambridge st. I show up and I am greeted by a middle aged Asian woman, clearly not Jenny. She asks if I hAd Jenny before, I say no but I have been here before. She says she will take care of me, I say no, I want Jenny. She says Jenny is right here. She goes in the back, and walks out with another road hard middle aged provider, she asks me if I want massage, I hold my ground and say no not with you, I am here for Jenny, ai s told to be here at this time. The original provider is on the phone speaking Chinese and tells me, Jenny busy now. Great, thanks for wasting my time and telling me to drive up here after lying to me. I won't be back.

Same thing happened to me, pretty much exactly. I won't ever be back there, because I wasted over an hour or drivetime getting there just to see Jenny.

[NewAgain]

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Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

[NewAgain]

It is hit or miss, and in some cases miss in the same place where you hit before. I have found that like anything else, finding consistent and valueable endeavors is harder than you think. The great ones get pumped up, and then they go away or get popped.

Tried the latest "Grand Opening" in CT (#'s ending in 2051 and 6351). There was no table shower and there were no pretty young girls. I got a 40 minute typical Chinese massage with a pricey ending. Will not repeat and will not venture into CT until this board convinces me otherwise. The 2nd floor at 40 Harrison is quite the scene though.

[NewAgain]

Some of the ladyboys can really do the job, and in some cases understand how to please a man better than a woman. Of course, you are not getting downstairs on them at these places anyway. But if you look at it the other way, well its what you like. Me, I don't judge, and if you like the experience, leave happy and felt the cost was fair, then hey, you had a nice time. Me, prefer the ones born lady, but it is ok if others don't. I don't judge or care. Best advice, stay safe and have a good time. Life is short.

It's really simple if you're worried. Just ask if they for a "real girl" or "genetic girl". The genetic girls will laugh and assure you they're not.

[RoadStar01]

Made a visit to lexington my first time there and got Ruby she was pleasent and very friendly the massage was great she really did a good job.

There was plenty of teaseing and otc roaming tryed utc but she stopped that so I'm hopeing the second visit will be better in that sence. The flip was ok have had better but the massage she gave made up for that. I will repeat with her. 60 40.

The massage was worth the 40 tip.

It's a little foggy. Was the job complete? Or only massage, that you tipped 40 for?

[SeanForYellow]

Ninas huh? Who'd you have?

99 Newport? What floor? Who?

Faxon St? You? I don't think so. What'd you get there?

Angel is professional? Pleasant?

Red Card Over & Out

I love the red card. Soccer fan here.

99 newport 1st floor.

Faxonst 70 and 40. 20 min massage. Then HJ. With utc up top. She is about a 7 in looksbut rush service.

Angel is professional. Massage with great tease with happiness HJ.

[Hamstone]

I've seen Mary a few times. Once first thing in the morning and she seemed rushed but I got my full hour and a nice time. The other two visits were the last appt of the day. Same deal. Got my hour but she seemed more relaxed and playful. All were weekdays. Maybe weekends are tough. Had Gee there only once but she was wonderful. Haven't found her since.

Found myself up North with a little time to kill on Sunday afternoon. Checked BP and Mary seemed the most convenient. Called and said I could be there in 5 minutes (3:00) , she said 3:30. I figured I'd take care of a few things and told her 4:00. Show up right on time and she greets me at the door. Very happy to see me, standard $60 for 60 minutes I ask if she's been busy, says she has been slow. Decent massage, seems like she hasn't been formally trained but picked up skills over time. Some light contact, I give the right signals, and things start in the right direction. Then the phone rings. She answers it, no big deal. Back to it and pretty soon the phone rings again, gets a little annoying. Back to it, then it's a doorbell. She excuses herself while on the phone with someone else looking for a massage, and I hear her bring another customer into another room. I figure the game is over soon so I let her finish quickly. Hot towel cleanup was nice, she leaves and I get dressed. Look at my watch and it's only 45 minutes. I paid for full hour but only got 3/4, so I leave 3/4 of standard tip ($30). Did I throw off her cycle by bumping it to the top of the hour, or is Sunday afternoon a busy time? I might try again if I'm in the area, but I'll take whatever time she tells me.

Stay safe and have fun.

Jim

[Diogenesbarrel]

A word of caution. Some of the Thai places have ladyboys, They are all made up to look pretty, even have implants and may take one or both out to gain your trust. If you want to be sure you'll need to see below. Take a look at some of the TS pictures, hard to tell the difference. The last thing I want is a massage from a guy, no matter how "pretty" he is made up.

It's really simple if you're worried. Just ask if they for a "real girl" or "genetic girl". The genetic girls will laugh and assure you they're not.

[Alex541]

Tried the latest "Grand Opening" in CT (#'s ending in 2051 and 6351). There was no table shower and there were no pretty young girls. I got a 40 minute typical Chinese massage with a pricey ending. Will not repeat and will not venture into CT until this board convinces me otherwise. The 2nd floor at 40 Harrison is quite the scene though.

Lately things seem to have declined quite a bit here. I have enjoyed Lisa's energy and fun spirit as well, but it seems like the vibe of the whole operation has declined quite a bit. Other masseuses there have been disappointing.

Last time at Knapp Street found a decent massage but a masseuse essentially dressed in armour and uncomfortable with the slightest roaming. The same provided true at Harrison, second door from the end. On one visit, I had encountered a masseuse named Gina who has great, but I never stumbled upon her again. The next two times were very unpleasant.

Meanwhile, Alice down the way used to be an enjoyable experience, but it has changed so much.

It gets demoralizing to realize that these providers are burned out and don't seem to have their hearts in it right now. The experience in CT was formerly quite consistent.

On Harrison, the first office, called Fong, looks more traditional. It might be a good massage I supposed.

Any suggestions or comments about the scene in CT are welcome.

[AsianLPGAfan]

Called Bedford and asked for Jenny. Was told to see her at a certain time in Burlington on Cambridge st. I show up and I am greeted by a middle aged Asian woman, clearly not Jenny. She asks if I hAd Jenny before, I say no but I have been here before. She says she will take care of me, I say no, I want Jenny. She says Jenny is right here. She goes in the back, and walks out with another road hard middle aged provider, she asks me if I want massage, I hold my ground and say no not with you, I am here for Jenny, ai s told to be here at this time. The original provider is on the phone speaking Chinese and tells me, Jenny busy now. Great, thanks for wasting my time and telling me to drive up here after lying to me. I won't be back.

Language barriers always seem to be a convenient "legitimate " excuses to get you in the door.

Many of us have played your part in this AMP episode.

I also hate wasted time but better just annoyed vs annoyed, pissed and ripped off.

[AsianLPGAfan]

Looking forward to my first experience ever (never been touched there by anyone other than yours truly!). How do I not make a fool of myself?

- Is Chinese Bodywork in North Andover a good bet?

- How do I approach? Ideally, I wouldn't want to spend money only on massage without happy ending.

- Any other place near North Andover (within 10 mile radius. Boston may be too far)?

- Any pointers / tips?

Thanks a bunch!

Welcome aboard.

If you haven't already Read the Forum RTF.

You should find any available info on Andover if it is here.

Sometimes you just have to jump in and find out for yourself. Share the experience.

Basically if info is skimpy we all basically have to decide to check it out or not, then cross your fingers.

Many good 1st reports from newbies who took the initiative to checks things out for themselves.

Good info shared to the community here is like the gift that keeps on giving.

See recent posts on "Mary in Wilmington" to try on search the forum.

I took a chance visited her, posted a report a few weeks ago and shared the info

Several members here also took it up to visit and post their experiences too.

[Stan Daround]

Tried the latest "Grand Opening" in CT (#'s ending in 2051 and 6351). There was no table shower and there were no pretty young girls. I got a 40 minute typical Chinese massage with a pricey ending. Will not repeat and will not venture into CT until this board convinces me otherwise. The 2nd floor at 40 Harrison is quite the scene though.