Massage Parlor Reports

[Zipper34]

She's a 40plus ery obese woman. She work out an office park office near Holcomb Bridge and Alpharetta highway. No extras available. No HJ no nothing.

She doesn't have tattoos on here by chance does she?

[Niteluvr]

Wow, guys will be lining up after that description.

Let us know how it goes Vette.

[NuGuy36]

Wow, guys will be lining up after that description.

No kidding and the line starts behind me........LOL.

[OldMassageGuy]

Wow, guys will be lining up after that description.

She's a 40plus ery obese woman. She work out an office park office near Holcomb Bridge and Alpharetta highway. No extras available. No HJ no nothing.

[Popeofmypants]

Does anyone have any experience with this "tickle touch massage" posted several times on backpage?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9099/10001101

There's no picture but for $60 I'm thinking I might bite. Somehow I don't think it's the real thing.

She's a 40plus ery obese woman. She work out an office park office near Holcomb Bridge and Alpharetta highway. No extras available. No HJ no nothing.

[Niteluvr]

Does anyone have any experience with this "tickle touch massage" posted several times on backpage?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9099/10001101

There's no picture but for $60 I'm thinking I might bite. Somehow I don't think it's the real thing.

As long as it's not Senator Barney Frank and one of his tickle parties.

[Wizard22]

Does anyone have any experience with this "tickle touch massage" posted several times on backpage?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9099/10001101

There's no picture but for $60 I'm thinking I might bite. Somehow I don't think it's the real thing.

I think that place is totally legit but really good at thinking up ways to suck you in.

[Southbound]

This nails it for me. The only way I'll head to an AMP now is in response to a positive report from a senior member, and even then I'm usually disappointed. What I have in mind when I set out is the experiences I used to have when I first moved to Atlanta a decade ago, when you couldn't visit all the hot Korean women working in the AMPs and still have money left over for food. What I actually experience when I get to the AMP nowadays is a system that has been overrun by global economics, leaving us with tired women in their 40s waiting to trap the poor saps lured by all the false advertising. Why do we go? We're playing the numbers and hoping for that rare, winning lottery ticket.

At this point, I've largely given up on AMPs and have migrated to escort services I trust, where the experience is much more predictable.

Enjoy the ride (and dump the nostalgia) ,

Captain Howdy

Aye, Aye Captain!

[Ros Coming]

Does anyone have any experience with this "tickle touch massage" posted several times on backpage? http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9099/10001101

There's no picture but for $60 I'm thinking I might bite. Somehow I don't think it's the real thing.

[Marvaya]

I tried out the spa that Starfleet so graciously shared with the forum. Munecas is in an easy to find apartment complex on Roswell Road. I callled and set up the appointment. I was in the area and since Latin booty is very rare in ATL, I decided to take the plunge. Called and got good directions and showed up at the door to be greeted by the hispanic mamsan Jazmyn (sp?). Who from what I understand also works there. I was shown to a room in the apartment which had an attached bathroom. After a minute three gals walked in Jazmyn, Nicole and Erica. Jazymn was on the heavier side with dark brown skin and, Erica was thin with small cups and small tight ass, about 5'3 with heels 5 inches long and black hair, Nicole was light skinned shoulder length bob cut hair. I would rate them between 5-7 depending on your preference. Nicole probably looked best but when I talked to them while they were lining up it seemed Erica's attitude seemed the best.

After I chose, they left and Jazmyn came back in the room to pick the money. Erica came in later and asked if I would like to shower and I told her only of she would join me. She smiled nervously and said she would "help". Unfortunately the only help I got was getting the towels and turning the shower on. After that we made some small talk before getting down to the fun part in the room. She proceeded to give me a darn good BBBJ for a good 10 mins while making eye contact and passing seductive glances. She asked what I liked and I asked for CIM which she declined-Bummer. However, she was quite accomodating for the rest of the session and it included, DATY. 69, LFK, CG, RCG and ended with K-9. She was quite willing and eager to please. Start to finish the session lasted about 40 mins or so. She left the room and asked me to be comfortable so I cleaned up and just hung around. When she came back she asked me what I had paid and I told her I gave Jazmyn $150 which is the half hour rate and she seemed to imply that Jazmyn was rushing her to finish the session. While I did not feel rushed up until that point, I was a little disappointed with the turn of events. The hourly rate is $200 and Erica did seem apologetic for kinda rushing things in the end. Overall I would rate the session a 7, with Looks-6. 5 and Attitude-8.

It was a good experience, a change from the journey2u gals or Golden touch where Lisa always makes sure I have a good time. That being said, I've satisfied the latin itch and may not partake till the lineup changes. The girls are not as good looking as the journey2u ladies and I've never been rushed with any of the three that I have seen from there plus playtime there almost always begins in the shower and the apartment / ambience is much nicer. Definitely worth a shot if you are jaded with the BP or AMP experience.

[Niteluvr]

I never had an issue with not getting BBBJ from latins. I've had more than one even slide it in uncovered (to my horror!) , but its all good.

Damn, I was never able to get a BBBJ from any of them.

[Sasay1960]

LOL Nite you'll have to go back to 2000 for Hispanics or brazillians were abundant. I miss those days

I never had an issue with not getting BBBJ from latins. I've had more than one even slide it in uncovered (to my horror!) , but its all good.

[Niteluvr]

Snakeskin boots, tight jeans, a western shirt and some Rosetta Stone software?

And a tan, maybe?

Good to go!

O.

I have the boots. Guess I should invest in the others. I can imagine finally passing muster after that: "The gringo is legit. He even tanned his private parts."

[NotParticular]

Was this an older Asian woman with bolt-ons? She was a rather pleasant lady. If you know of her where abouts I would appreciate you letting me know.

Linda moved back to LA to be with her daughter and unfortunately out of the business. She was a sweet lady that gave a great session.

[Captain Howdy]

There was a time not long ago, when AMPs were the best thing going in the Metro ATL area. Prior to your arrival, many of the gentlemen that you speak of were privileged to world class treatment at discount prices. During my travels from coast to coast, ATL was one of the best spots to get pampered and treated like a king on a working man's salary. Most of us still can't believe how things have changed in the last ten years, and still waiting for the cycle. I would waste a lot of time trying to explain the legendary service that we experienced. It is one of those things that you would have had to been there to understand. We are going through withdrawals from our addiction, one that none us want to quit. Now you know.

This nails it for me. The only way I'll head to an AMP now is in response to a positive report from a senior member, and even then I'm usually disappointed. What I have in mind when I set out is the experiences I used to have when I first moved to Atlanta a decade ago, when you couldn't visit all the hot Korean women working in the AMPs and still have money left over for food. What I actually experience when I get to the AMP nowadays is a system that has been overrun by global economics, leaving us with tired women in their 40s waiting to trap the poor saps lured by all the false advertising. Why do we go? We're playing the numbers and hoping for that rare, winning lottery ticket.

At this point, I've largely given up on AMPs and have migrated to escort services I trust, where the experience is much more predictable.

Enjoy the ride (and dump the nostalgia) ,

Captain Howdy