Massage Parlor Reports

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-25-12 04:40

Originally Posted by Uki Eater [View Original Post]

TS Alice (gone months ago) , Sisi aka Tiny (not there) , Miki (still on vacation) , Eva (not there)

GQ Cece, Jio, Kathy, Cindy not there.

OK so bad news is, add The Ji-na at The T-Spa to the list of bacay / Good news is, CC aka Tiny is back babaaay.

By the way, they have many new girl today / Very nice girl, you tryeee new girl okayyy.

Some familiar faces have resurfaced at The T-Spa / Cece from G-Q & PineTree, plus Michelle from Pink & V-Spa.

The Taiwanese Tina, that cutie from Pink is now at The G-Q / And the "Cowgirl Compass" Jio, will be back doing her spin moves real soon, like, real soon.

Now go & have some sexual intercourse, with one of these chicks / Then make sure to review & report, what dirty deeds you did!

S Mc

**Rascal X** · 08-25-12 04:29

Originally Posted by WraithOfGod [View Original Post]

I mongered my way down to Ward three-plex, tonight, to see if any of Pink's girls made it to the nearby AMPs. First off, to the dude wearing the maroon button-down shirt that went up the Rappongi stairs around 9 p. M, PM me with where you got your shirt! I liked it! Just kidding, of course, but those were nice threads. Anyway, a couple of Asian kids went up the Pink stairs and I followed shortly thereafter. Saw a baldie monger in black shorts and a black t-shirt leave GQ. Then, another three dudes went into Rappongi before I could walk in the door. Figured the whole scene was going to be busy, so I bolted.

Not-so-bright idea of the night: Go to Hula Girl, find Sugar, then try to show her the error of her ways. To make a long story short, I failed at this task. I know, I know. All of the reports evince terrible service. But hey, maybe we can slowly rehabilitate her attitude, right? Yeah, no. HG is just as nasty as everyone says. Floor? Dirty. Mattress? Think I might've contracted hepatitis when I touched it. Shower? So oily and grimy that it almost 9/11'd my mood. Back to the room with Sugar; she looks exactly as everyone has described. Gave her the tip up front, thinking that might improve things. No massage, like Rascal said, though I did get an extremely quick and passionless BBBJ, followed by about five minutes of CBJ. Not too bad, though my gonads could've used a bit more attention. Eh, whatever, I've had worse.

Jumped into CG. And wouldn't you know it, I got the same treatment as Rascal in the "no touchie the' nippie" department (what her attitude would sound like, if it could speak freely). She rode me for about five minutes, until I asked if we could 69 before some K-9. She obliged both, but didn't agree with my taste buds. I had a latte just before arriving, so maybe the combo didn't work. Never been a problem before, but that doesn't mean anything. At any rate. 69 was short lived. Switched to K-9 and the specter of Rascal popped up for the third time, when she asked if I was close to cumming. Gave her a compliment about her ass; told her I'd never been with a girl like her. Tried to talk dirty; that was a no go. Tried to be sweet and romantic; that was also a no go. About three minutes later, she again asked if I was close. Smacked her ass pretty hard a couple of times and told her to stop asking.

She got this stunned look in her eyes. Wasn't sure if I'd crossed a line and was about to see psychobitch or she was going to burst into tears. Well, neither happened at that moment. She just slid us into mish. Alright, maybe she's wising up that I won't tolerate her insouciance. Wrapped her legs my waist and arms around my neck, which made me think we were going someplace. Turns out, we did go someplace. Monger hell. After two minutes of decent mish, she just stopped. Cold. And expected me to do all the work. Not most of the work. All the work. At the same time, she starts asking me random questions about where I work, if I plan to come back, if I smoke. What the hecks? We're fucking, child. Not speed dating. Decided at this point that my efforts would be fruitless, so I switched back to K-9, grabbed hold of her ass and pounded the hell out of her pussy. Since she had the audacity to ask me a THIRD time if I was close to cumming, I pulled off the protection and jizzed all over her ass, pretty much without warning. Made her even more icy. Whatever. Not repeating, darlin', so I'm not concerned about your feelings. Cleaned up and got out. Fast.

Man, what a dump. The establishment and the girl, service-wise. I can't complain, however, since I got most of my hour and no drug talk. From what I gather, that qualifies as an exemplary experience with this bimbo. Yikes.

I have seen her about 6-8 times, and the service you got was better than most. Usually when I asked her to do something, she would always say "next time". I was always tolerant, and made the best of the situation. I do like her build and she looks good in doggy. But after she called and yelled FU in my phone and said never call her again. There will never be a "next time". And you got it right about the place, I couldn't wait to get home and take a shower. The thought of lying on that matress made my skin crawl. She said she was leaving there soon, so watch out for her to pop up at a new place with a new name.

**OleNavyMan** · 08-24-12 21:28

Originally Posted by Licentious [View Original Post]

New provider just got here a week ago. Mila.

Man made see's 30's petite 100 pounds.

Can't take too much of a pounding. Tight and trimm.

If you like them loud she is one of them.

$$ FS BBBJCIM

Do you have a link to her ad?

**Licentious** · 08-24-12 19:14

New provider just got here a week ago. Mila.

Man made see's 30's petite 100 pounds.

Can't take too much of a pounding. Tight and trimm.

If you like them loud she is one of them.

$$ FS BBBJCIM

**Asstro** · 08-24-12 13:50

Originally Posted by Splooge McDuck [View Original Post]

Hehe, me LOL. No worries, you'll see her again real soon bro.

Watch this to hold you over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqOexfWm4Ds

"Gee" Girls Generation.

Just watched the video, and that was it: Nine slender, pretty girls in freeze frame mode. Would be hard to choose JUST one. I' ll go with the tall one, SooYeong. Just dreamin. Slim pickins at AMPs rigt now. Try Oceanic channel 77, KPOP.

**WraithOfGod** · 08-24-12 10:05

Originally Posted by Splooge McDuck [View Original Post]

I think Sua, Million, Jina & Honey are the HAWT-Hottest of the hotness also. Sua my wifey, Million my FWB, Jina my GF, Honey myyy goodness!

But none of these girls really look like singers in K-POP: "Korean Piece Of Perfection" Especially Honey yah LOL. Still on the lookout for that K-POP provider.

Oh, but if Nazly gets to an AMP, I'll be there.

Just saw a picture of Nazly with short hair. Looks better that way, I think. Like a slightly hotter Marissa Hargitay.

**WraithOfGod** · 08-24-12 07:28

Originally Posted by Rascal X [View Original Post]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

I mongered my way down to Ward three-plex, tonight, to see if any of Pink's girls made it to the nearby AMPs. First off, to the dude wearing the maroon button-down shirt that went up the Rappongi stairs around 9 p. M, PM me with where you got your shirt! I liked it! Just kidding, of course, but those were nice threads. Anyway, a couple of Asian kids went up the Pink stairs and I followed shortly thereafter. Saw a baldie monger in black shorts and a black t-shirt leave GQ. Then, another three dudes went into Rappongi before I could walk in the door. Figured the whole scene was going to be busy, so I bolted.

Not-so-bright idea of the night: Go to Hula Girl, find Sugar, then try to show her the error of her ways. To make a long story short, I failed at this task. I know, I know. All of the reports evince terrible service. But hey, maybe we can slowly rehabilitate her attitude, right? Yeah, no. HG is just as nasty as everyone says. Floor? Dirty. Mattress? Think I might've contracted hepatitis when I touched it. Shower? So oily and grimy that it almost 9/11'd my mood. Back to the room with Sugar; she looks exactly as everyone has described. Gave her the tip up front, thinking that might improve things. No massage, like Rascal said, though I did get an extremely quick and passionless BBBJ, followed by about five minutes of CBJ. Not too bad, though my gonads could've used a bit more attention. Eh, whatever, I've had worse.

Jumped into CG. And wouldn't you know it, I got the same treatment as Rascal in the "no touchie the' nippie" department (what her attitude would sound like, if it could speak freely). She rode me for about five minutes, until I asked if we could 69 before some K-9. She obliged both, but didn't agree with my taste buds. I had a latte just before arriving, so maybe the combo didn't work. Never been a problem before, but that doesn't mean anything. At any rate. 69 was short lived. Switched to K-9 and the specter of Rascal popped up for the third time, when she asked if I was close to cumming. Gave her a compliment about her ass; told her I'd never been with a girl like her. Tried to talk dirty; that was a no go. Tried to be sweet and romantic; that was also a no go. About three minutes later, she again asked if I was close. Smacked her ass pretty hard a couple of times and told her to stop asking.

She got this stunned look in her eyes. Wasn't sure if I'd crossed a line and was about to see psychobitch or she was going to burst into tears. Well, neither happened at that moment. She just slid us into mish. Alright, maybe she's wising up that I won't tolerate her insouciance. Wrapped her legs my waist and arms around my neck, which made me think we were going someplace. Turns out, we did go someplace. Monger hell. After two minutes of decent mish, she just stopped. Cold. And expected me to do all the work. Not most of the work. All the work. At the same time, she starts asking me random questions about where I work, if I plan to come back, if I smoke. What the hecks? We're fucking, child. Not speed dating. Decided at this point that my efforts would be fruitless, so I switched back to K-9, grabbed hold of her ass and pounded the hell out of her pussy. Since she had the audacity to ask me a THIRD time if I was close to cumming, I pulled off the protection and jizzed all over her ass, pretty much without warning. Made her even more icy. Whatever. Not repeating, darlin', so I'm not concerned about your feelings. Cleaned up and got out. Fast.

Man, what a dump. The establishment and the girl, service-wise. I can't complain, however, since I got most of my hour and no drug talk. From what I gather, that qualifies as an exemplary experience with this bimbo. Yikes.

**Ocolumbo** · 08-24-12 04:27

Originally Posted by Rascal X [View Original Post]

Yeah, I've known her for a few years, and saw her a lot when they had the half hour specials on Ward. She was okay with me before, and asked me to buy some polyurethane condoms for her. And even said we could go for dinner before she went to work. Always called me when she was back in town to tell me where she was working. So when she went off on me it was surprising. I'm older and easy to please. Most girls would say I'm an ideal customer.

Bro, these "relationships" are twisted and dysfunctional under the best of circumstances. I know exactly how you feel. You should have never done so many repeats with her. The more repeats the more chance for problems to happen. Especially when you are "older." If you are an ideal customer, that just means you are an ideal target for repeat business, but repeat business will never transfer to anything else. You would always be just a wallet. Younger and good looking guys may have some relationships with some of these younger women outside of the AMPs but that ain't going to happen to you with a young one unless you are really loaded. But if you are really loaded, why would you want a "relationship" with a pro?

Everything you have written indicates you thought you had some kind of personal friendship with her that may transcend the business transaction. Some shared history. Something more meaningful than just commercial sex. Easy to fall into that trap if you do repeat sessions more than a handful. And you are reeling from the realization that there had never really been one personal friendship. If you had good times with her then savor them in memory. But forget her already. And avoid repeats from now on.

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-24-12 02:22

Originally Posted by Heavy Chevy [View Original Post]

You're all damn right about the slim pickings at the AMPs now. I liked Tina at Pink recently but who knows where she is now.

Hehe, me LOL. No worries, you'll see her again real soon bro.

Watch this to hold you over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqOexfWm4Ds "Gee" Girls Generation.

**Member #4374** · 08-23-12 23:03

You're all damn right about the slim pickings at the AMPs now. I liked Tina at Pink recently but who knows where she is now.

Anyway, I checked out CHM to see if Yoko or Suji were there. No and no. Saw the pack of dogs they got available and I bailed next door.

So I went to Golden Butterfly. I saw this kind of older one with a slutty look to her that looked good to me when I walked in the joint and requested her. Found out her name is Bunny. She looked like a Kalihi bargirl, but one in decent condition. (Only thing her teeth are kind of funky looking). Pretty nice body. Light Asian skin, big fakies, pretty good ass. Service was so-so: started off with a brief BBBJ, on with the cover for a brief CBJ, and she had a nice body so the fucking was pretty good. I wouldn't repeat with her though becuz she was a slacker with the BJ service.

I'm going to go to the AMP one more time this year and take a break 'til next year.

**Jbravo** · 08-23-12 22:29

Yo

Where's your pick up spot? I mean your top location. I got 2 at the swap meet couple of years ago. Took um bak to waiks, banged one good, hehe.

Originally Posted by YG365 [View Original Post]

Yups! J girl tourist are actually pretty easy to get! Thailand is a lot of fun too! That's why I rarely go to AMPs now days! Go anywhere in Southeast Asia and be prepared to get your mind blown away! I've been pretty much to them all. Now getting ready to venture into South and Central America. Cheeeeee!

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-23-12 17:30

Originally Posted by RadioHazard [View Original Post]

Based on recent post. Seems like the action is on Youtube. And your local news. So get in line for the KPop Hotties, & Steph Lum. Me first. Honestly I have some what grown tired of the AMPs same old same old. Seriously these places all need new talent to cycle in.

In years past you could always count on one of your favs to be available in a lineup and also have the option of a new hottie also in the lineup. I am not a KB guy but shit those KB girls that hang out back by Nirvana spark my interest these day. Even thought about a visit to that Nazley one. Hell maybe some of the KB should move up to AMPs.

Anyway Slim pickins right now don't recall it every being this limited in terms of hotties and talent. I think Million. Honey. Jina (TS) & Sua are probably the hot of hotties working these days if you can catch them. Still have not scene Bobbie 2. 0.

I think Sua, Million, Jina & Honey are the HAWT-Hottest of the hotness also. Sua my wifey, Million my FWB, Jina my GF, Honey myyy goodness!

But none of these girls really look like singers in K-POP: "Korean Piece Of Perfection" Especially Honey yah LOL. Still on the lookout for that K-POP provider.

Oh, but if Nazly gets to an AMP, I'll be there.

**RadioHazard** · 08-23-12 17:04

Yeah the J girls are pretty hot too. Ones that are comparable to the avg AMP girl these days are not that hard to find and poke. Only thing they may lake the pro skills but make if up in the GFE type way.

Originally Posted by YG365 [View Original Post]

Yups! J girl tourist are actually pretty easy to get! Thailand is a lot of fun too! That's why I rarely go to AMPs now days! Go anywhere in Southeast Asia and be prepared to get your mind blown away! I've been pretty much to them all. Now getting ready to venture into South and Central America. Cheeeeee!

**YG365** · 08-23-12 16:18

Originally Posted by RadioHazard [View Original Post]

Haha Maybe we should all go on strike. Take a break from monger until conditions improve. Man it really does suck. Seriously I am going to take a break maybe trying and do some J girl tourist or something. Save some cash maybe take a trip. Always wanted to go to Thailand. Who is with me? LOL.

Yups! J girl tourist are actually pretty easy to get! Thailand is a lot of fun too! That's why I rarely go to AMPs now days! Go anywhere in Southeast Asia and be prepared to get your mind blown away! I've been pretty much to them all. Now getting ready to venture into South and Central America. Cheeeeee!

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-23-12 14:58

Originally Posted by WraithOfGod [View Original Post]

Yeah, let's set up a six-way with Million. That could be fun. Anyone have a hidden camera they can bring? Oh, that's naughty.

Hahaha he said Million Man March. Nice! A 6 way huh? I guess thats one in the poon, mouth, ass, ummm, one in each hand & I guess someone with a foot fetish can do her feet LOL. I call dibs on the bootyhole!