Massage Parlor Reports

[NewAmpster]

Farewell fellow mongers. With the current state and quality of the AMP's out there I've deciced to give up this very satisfying but expensive hobby and put my hard earned money to other adventures (although I still reserve my right to an infrequent visit to RI!) Thanks to all for some great, some not to great, and some even misleading info. Had a great time.

Enjoy, be smart, be careful, and be safe.

[ProfCyprus]

Hello everyone-I figured I would sign up and give a review or two.

Two weeks ago I was in CT and made an appt on Hudson Street. Made my way in and was met by a few folks at the front desk. Is the the place where a legendary 'two pop' gal used to work? I can't remember and the place has been renovated anyway. I made a mistake and did not ask which would be my MP. Whoops. I was led to the rooms in the back by a friendly but unattractive gal in her 30's. She returned and gave me a decent massage with minimal teasing and OTC only. Not that I was too ardent about more. Finish happened but not all that inspired. Oh well. 60+40=lesson learned. You kind of have to run a gauntlet of people on the way out. At one point, someone knocked on the door and the MP (couldn't pronounce her name) left. She came back and indicated a customer had arrived. He was not there when I waltzed out, though.

I go to the place right on Rte 9 in the 'ham pretty frequently. The place is very nice and clean. I find the MP (S) very hot-cute, nice body, nice medium Winnebagos. IMHO she gives an absolutely great massage. Nice and hard! It took a while but now I leave smiling. The parking lot kind of stinks as anyone would figure out what place you were leaving.

Speaking of bad parking lots, I have been to FBW three or four times in the past year or so. Amy was nice but is gone now. The older gal (can't remember her name) is not too easy on the eyes and is a bit pushy with the negotiations. Massage is just kind of okay. Last time I went it was UTC top and bottom and I managed to get a four hand finish with the younger gal who is new. I think her name might be Joy. She is a hottie IMHO. This place is in what seems like a deserted office building next to a somewhat less deserted office building. Not a low profile entrance or exit, fo' sure.

I walked in to the place near the hospital and was told to return. I didn't.

Probably going to try another place in CT soon, will let you know.

[ProfCyprus]

Hello everyone-I figured I would sign up and give a review or two.

Two weeks ago I was in CT and made an appt on Hudson Street. Made my way in and was met by a few folks at the front desk. Is the the place where a legendary 'two pop' gal used to work? I can't remember and the place has been renovated anyway. I made a mistake and did not ask which would be my MP. Whoops. I was led to the rooms in the back by a friendly but unattractive gal in her 30's. She returned and gave me a decent massage with minimal teasing and OTC only. Not that I was too ardent about more. Finish happened but not all that inspired. Oh well. 60+40=lesson learned. You kind of have to run a gauntlet of people on the way out. At one point, someone knocked on the door and the MP (couldn't pronounce her name) left. She came back and indicated a customer had arrived. He was not there when I waltzed out, though.

I go to the place right on Rte 9 in the 'ham pretty frequently. The place is very nice and clean. I find the MP (S) very hot-cute, nice body, nice medium Winnebagos. IMHO she gives an absolutely great massage. Nice and hard! It took a while but now I leave smiling. The parking lot kind of stinks as anyone would figure out what place you were leaving.

Speaking of bad parking lots, I have been to FBW three or four times in the past year or so. Amy was nice but is gone now. The older gal (can't remember her name) is not too easy on the eyes and is a bit pushy with the negotiations. Massage is just kind of okay. Last time I went it was UTC top and bottom and I managed to get a four hand finish with the younger gal who is new. I think her name might be Joy. She is a hottie IMHO. This place is in what seems like a deserted office building next to a somewhat less deserted office building. Not a low profile entrance or exit, fo' sure.

I walked in to the place near the hospital and was told to return. I didn't.

Probably going to try another place in CT soon, will let you know.

[Indian Jack]

Got the urge the other night and looked up places with Table Showers on one of the typical resources for finding AMPs. I found a posting for a place in Bridgewater, looked around on the board for a review, but didn't find anything. I've been a member for a while and benefitted a lot, but this is actually my first TOFTT (finally time to give back a bit).

The place is on relatively major road and right next to a house, so if you live close you might be a bit uncomfortable going. From the outside the place looks like a dump, inside it's a pretty standard AMP. The woman who greeted me was probably in her 50's, very thin, nothing special to look at. She was extremely difficult to understand and communicated largely in grunts or with an accent that was so thick it may as well have been grunts. I paid her $70, she asked if I wanted the shower before or after. I chose before. She led me to the table shower room, which was surprisingly nice. Big and clean and everything looked new. Table Shower was good, she was very thorough and not shy at all. Still kept it very professional at this point.

Massage was also good. At times it seemed like she actually knew what she was doing and it felt great. One of the better massages I've gotten at an AMP. I went in with a stiff neck and shoulders and came out with a slightly less stiff neck and shoulders. Which by AMP standards is an A+.

Tease was excellent. Just excellent. I almost didn't make it to the flip.

Post-flip service was of similar high quality. I was not rushed at all. Got the wipe-down and was offered a second shower to make sure I was fully clean. Best part was, she actually used the same body wash I use at home, so there was no suspicious fragrance to cover up.

Car-to-car was pushing 90 minutes. 70 to house. 50 tip. Highly recommended.

[QuincyFire]

This brings back memories. My 1st time I had absolutely no idea what to expect, like you I presume. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and waited. Finally a fat old Asian lady let me in and said "you want massage?" All I could think was hell no, I don't want you touching me, but at the time I was too polite to say what I was thinking, so I said "yes". She showed me to a room and I started to get undressed, she said "no, no not here". This was just a waiting room. 5 minutes later she came back to get me to go to another room, where I again started to get undressed. She stopped me and said "you wait". So I waited and in a minute or two in came a goddess. The first woman you see will probably be the mamason (manager). Don't worry, she won't touch you. The massuse (goddess) will take you to a table shower, by all means, don't skip it, it's fun. Then she will take you back to the room for the massage. From here on you're on your own, do what comes natural, enjoy it, have fun. You'll be hooked.

I sent you a pm too.

My first was sabrina at jolins. Good times I miss her alot.

[HowardSprague]

I've never been to a massage parlor, I want to check out one of them asian joints. What I want to know is how do they work? I need details, I don't want to walk in and make an ass of myself, I have a couple places lined up to check out. What should I expect?

Lots of great advice in the replies to your post. She's not Asian, but this provider writes a blog with a how-to which will help. Let's you know what to expect and what's expected of you. It worked for me.

<http://happyendingz.********.com/

I'll second the advice on doing the ts. It is fun, but it also gives the girl a chance to test your boundaries. Remember, these girls are usually immigrants. A criminal conviction could affect their immigration status. They have to be careful. Anything you can do to put them at ease will help you have a happy experience. Do your homework. Learn the lingo. Go with confidence. Maybe even lie and say you're new to the area but have been to AMPs before.

Good luck!

[Newday53]

Less than a year ago I see an ad from CL, Prescott St, Cambridge. Thai Anna, bla bla bla, with weird fake pics and real ones too-same as 388. I don't call, and when I want to call, no ad. Weeks, maybe months later and I see the ad again, maybe Feb. This year. Wordy ad (like this post will be) and $, and crazy hours. I'm thinking it could be good though, Cambridge AAMP, & only 5 mins from T stop- right in my wheelhouse. I call and ask how much. In terrible English she says $. I protest and she quickly comes down to 80 and gives me the hours- which I don't understand, so I tell her I'll call back. Her # was a 916 area code, so I google. Repeat after me,"Google is my friend". Sacramento, a boatload of AMP's with very little intel that I could find. And cheap- 30 / hr and up. I google the # (which since has been DC'd) and an AMP (since closed, but website still up last month) comes up. I follow the leads and get a name & home # & an escort ad BP in Sac with an unattractive middle aged Asian for 50. Really. 50. This has to be bull, I think. I look on the website, whatever Massage, her pic there and other unattractive women, & I think 40 / hr. Now the CL ad comes up again in Cambridge, but with alternating girls, names, & pics with a new 916, (now belonging to Humana Health) I google that 916 # and get more escorts, but this time M to M in the Boston area. 2 different guys. The 2 girls (Anna being one, & I forget the other name) ads are alternating and the more I google, aggregator ads come up with even more pics of Anna & the other girl. The escort ad was up to $ in April, & massage prices were going up as well. I call and reach the other girl, very good English, and ask how much- 80. Wow, how come so much, as I listen for a good answer, which I don't get. I call a week later ready to maybe make an appt, & find out it's Prescott St in Everett, not Cambridge. A T, a bus, and a long walk."Everett?","I have to call you back" So I google some more- who's your best friend?

The same 2 M to M's start popping up that popped up before- they're working at that adress. I call a googled 916 # for who I figure is the mamasan herself and I ask for Anna. She asked who I was- "Bob","oh OK she says Anna's in Boston" "Ohhhhh", I say "here for good, or going back"."No. Moved". Gives me her other 916 # which I already have. I'm not dragging my butt to middle of nowhere Prescott St in Everett, to a place where 2 MtoM's work on the chance of getting the girl in the pic to give me xtras. I follow the ads & do some googling and soon I see the same girls & other names working out of Revere, near the Blue Line. The guys are there as well. Lo & behold (for dramatic effect) 388 opens up same pics same girls & others too and the 2 MtoM's. WTF! 3 adresses here, boys for you, too. 80. We pay more in Boston because we get, uhhh, let me think. Answer, because they can get it from us. Now a Newton Thai 80 opens up, with one of the same pics from the Scramento bunch, and a Brighton Thai 80 place opens up.

Two things strike me 1) Ask 80 in Boston, we pay it, and the providers do not even have to deliver, and we tip, too! Which leads me to a scary (my opinion only) conclusion. 2) Too many Thai providers coming here from too few places. Do you, dear reader, wonder if it is this easy for me to follow a trail, how easy it must be for a professional? Or do you think I'm just a fool, or worse. Be safe. Be happy. Be thrifty.

. Easy to follow a trail? You lost me at "Less than a year ago."

[Member #5269]

Visited the other night. At the end of a dark street / alley. Plenty of parking though. Walked into the small building and three ladies sitting around a computer. Luckily I drew the prettiest one though I already forgot her name. She set a timer at the beginning which was nice, meaning I got the full half hour and actually a few more minutes more. The massage was pretty good, she seemed to have at least some sort of formal training. Half way she started massaging my butt and then in between. Thought she was going to start trying to put some fingers in or something she had me on all fours massaging my butt. Then flipped and she began a nice slow hand release with UTC roaming. After that another monger came in to talk with the ladies at the front desk and I heard him mentioning this site. Kind of awkward as the buzzer rang she was finishing up with a nice face massage. She was very kind and gave lots of hugs and told me to come back again which I may, though it is kind of a busy area for foot traffic lots of stores around and what not. 60/40.

[Rito1]

Got Coco 24yrs old with a decent body, wearing tight sweats showing a nice little ass and a nice cameltoe. Massage was alright. She asked numerous times if I wanted it harder or softer. Stood by head and put cameltoe in face while doing back. On the flip she did about 5 minutes before telling me that I had to touch myself before she would touch me. She is good with the HR. However she only allowed otc below & utc above. She would not take them out of the steel like bra she was wearing.

At one point another monger was having a problem with the other girl and Coco had to leave and speak to him as the other girl does not speak english well. I was told the other guy (who was 70 yrs old) wanted to finger the girl but she did not want it. When I was leaving I saw the other girl and she looked no where close to 40. More like 30.

I most likely will repeat.

Looks = 6.

Body = 8.

Massage = 7.

HR = 7.

6 +.4 (she did not count)

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/3217349050.html

Ninja Asian Master Therapists: MARY AND OLIVIA (QUINCY / BRAINTREE / WEYMOUTH)

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Date: 2012-08-20, 10:45AM EDT.

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Reply to: mb78q-3217349050@serv.craigslist.org

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*GRAND OPENING*

NINJA ASIAN MASTER THERAPISTS : MARY AND OLIVIA!

TREAMENTS: DEEP TISSUE, SWEDISH, RELAXATION AND SO ON.

RATES: $60 / hour, $110 (4 HANDS)

PHONE: 781-475-4356.

LOCATION : 1ST FL, SUITE#104, 59 CODDINGTON ST, QUINCY CENTER (PLENTY FREE PARKING)

[Accolon]

This brings back memories. My 1st time I had absolutely no idea what to expect, like you I presume. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and waited. Finally a fat old Asian lady let me in and said "you want massage?" All I could think was hell no, I don't want you touching me, but at the time I was too polite to say what I was thinking, so I said "yes". She showed me to a room and I started to get undressed, she said "no, no not here". This was just a waiting room. 5 minutes later she came back to get me to go to another room, where I again started to get undressed. She stopped me and said "you wait". So I waited and in a minute or two in came a goddess. The first woman you see will probably be the mamason (manager). Don't worry, she won't touch you. The massuse (goddess) will take you to a table shower, by all means, don't skip it, it's fun. Then she will take you back to the room for the massage. From here on you're on your own, do what comes natural, enjoy it, have fun. You'll be hooked.

I'm spoiled. My first time was Jessica at Bonan. Been all downhill from there, expect for my trips to Providence!

[Smoke Screen]

I've never been to a massage parlor, I want to check out one of them asian joints. What I want to know is how do they work? I need details, I don't want to walk in and make an ass of myself, I have a couple places lined up to check out. What should I expect?

This brings back memories. My 1st time I had absolutely no idea what to expect, like you I presume. I walked up to the door, rang the bell and waited. Finally a fat old Asian lady let me in and said "you want massage?" All I could think was hell no, I don't want you touching me, but at the time I was too polite to say what I was thinking, so I said "yes". She showed me to a room and I started to get undressed, she said "no, no not here". This was just a waiting room. 5 minutes later she came back to get me to go to another room, where I again started to get undressed. She stopped me and said "you wait". So I waited and in a minute or two in came a goddess. The first woman you see will probably be the mamason (manager). Don't worry, she won't touch you. The massuse (goddess) will take you to a table shower, by all means, don't skip it, it's fun. Then she will take you back to the room for the massage. From here on you're on your own, do what comes natural, enjoy it, have fun. You'll be hooked.

I sent you a pm too.

[BigDog001]

Similar set-up to Sbai, not surprising since the owner is a former employee of the Cambridge spot. The girl I drew was not as attractive as those at Sbai, but no upsell. There were at least three working, but I didn't see the others. .8+.4.

SBF,

Thanks again for TOFTT. Am I missing something, though? Isn't it better to tip. 5 or. 6 at a. 6 place if the service is there?

BD

[Slart B Fast]

and a Brighton Thai 80 place opens up.

Similar set-up to Sbai, not surprising since the owner is a former employee of the Cambridge spot. The girl I drew was not as attractive as those at Sbai, but no upsell. There were at least three working, but I didn't see the others. .8+.4.

[Ccup2]

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/3215608888.html

New place.

*Grand opening Cha' ba Thai Bodywork (brighton 6172025795)

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Date: 2012-08-19, 12:08PM EDT.

Reply to: nx8sz-3215608888@serv.craigslist.org

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Grand opening.

Cha' ba Thai Bodywork.

To relieve your stress of the day

Call 617-202-5795 or 339-368-9110 to make appointment (Walk ins welcome)

Location : 5 Montfern Ave. Brighton Exit 17 of Mass Pike / off Washington St Plenty of free parking.

Rates :

$80 / hour

$110/1 and half hour

$150/2 hours.

Plenty of free parking

Open 11. 9 Monday. Saturday

Open 12. 8 Sunday.

This place is probably 2 weeks old. Easy parking off. Three girls but one is owner Tia (I think) she is alittle hotty but doesnot massage clients. Two others are okay looking. I saw julie she is short, cute, small upstairs, massage was good, I started roaming once she brushed up against boys alittle, the teasing was okay but just not blantant, never really hitting the jewels. On flip had nice ending not mechanical. After clean up, masssage continued for entire 60 minutes. Had limited OTC while with her. House was 80, 40 tip. Not sure if I would repeat. Teasing will have to get a lot better but it was only my first visit

[Amp Slave]

Recently paid my first visit there in awhile. They have done some limited remodling of the place. The walls in the rooms now go to the ceiling and the door can be locked from the inside.

Paid 70 for the hour. I got Mischell. She is about 30ish with long brown hair and an average figuire for an Asian girl (very little boobs). She gave an above average medium massage. Teasing and foreplay was limited with some OTC on the rear. Release was decent. 40 tip no complaints. I would see her again.

Was the receptionist a white guy? Kinda weird that there was one, kinda freaked me out. Though he might be LEO and setting up a sting?