Massage Parlor Reports

**Slippry Jimbo** · 08-21-12 14:01

It's been awhile and I couldn't figure out how to login (or which email I used) to my old Slippery Jimbo account. So here is my report on this new account.

If you know of others that would fit this category, please PM me with details.

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Saw These and Will Repeat: All white, younger, good-looking, offer something nice, and worth the time / money IMHO (PM for details)

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...60-23/13746012

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...cials/13197789

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/11496695

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...enses/11451758

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-massagedream

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Saw These and Will Not Repeat:

Relinquish Spa.

* http://www.relinquishspa.com/

* no extras offered.

* Sheri, older white woman (late 40s)

* excellent massage.

* $120 / hr.

* located in midtown.

Andrea.

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...-_o-o/12338182

* http://www.oThER.com/reviews/show.asp?id=199430

* light-skinned black girl, thin, D cup.

* Alpharetta.

* 60 min $90 + $60 for topless HJ = $150 total.

Billie (and Dani, Amber)

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...lease/13671239 (billie)

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...touch/13487468 (amber)

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...londe/13541431 (dani)

* all these girls work together up there by that Alpharetta Farmer's market.

* I saw Billie. New white girl. Late 30s.

* I think all these girls are late 30s to 40s.

* $80 / half + $60 topless HJ = $140 total.

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Have Not Seen These Because Outcall Only: Anyone have info on these or know how to get an Outcall-only person to do an Incall?

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Andrea2011 (fake pics I think)

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-22/13761093

* http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...tcall/13387063 (fake pics)

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-milan (website appears gone)

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Contemplating TOFTT on these: Anyone else have info?

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Irene (not sure if extras will be offered)

* http://www.handsofwellness.com (complicated process to get to see her)

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-PuraVidaMassage And http://www.puravidamassage.com/ (probably too old, right?)

* http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-julierooks And http://www.allaroundwellness.net/ (probably too old, right?)

**HaitianGuru** · 08-21-12 11:49

I went to see Lexa yesterday: http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-26/12237962

She only had a 30-minute slot open for. 7. The massage was only 10 minutes and just light finger touching. No pressure whatsoever. She also kept checking her phone. She started in lingerie and took off the panties after 5 minutes and ended nude. She does allow light mutual touching but looks bored the whole time, so kind of ruined my mood, I left a $5 tip, but won't be back since she did not give the time I paid for and the experience was not good.

**HaitianGuru** · 08-21-12 11:08

Originally Posted by Sparki59 [View Original Post]

Any one has any reviews on this one?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-o-25/13730066

I have not seen her, but I sent an appointment for this evening. I am hoping someone puts a review on here before then. She answers text and will do full nude massages or more. We have talked about 1. 6 (I hope I got that right) for the price.

Let me know if you go before me.

**Christopher78** · 08-21-12 08:31

Any reviews on this on?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-o-25/13730066

**Sparki59** · 08-21-12 08:27

Any one has any reviews on this one?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-o-25/13730066

**Southbound** · 08-20-12 22:24

Originally Posted by Brandonj225 [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep going to these AMPs when most of these places do not even do HE? I like this forum but time aand time again I hear the same ole stories of no respect or satisfaction, I mean really guys are you that hard up for a massage? Because in these AMPs thats all you seem like you're getting! Don't know about you guys but I don't have money to waste on a teaser! I need this to be definite if a spend my chips, there are other sources of making that happen like. You know the names? So my question to you is since I've been in atl for six years I've never been to an AMP, I go other routes like BP and I shell out less, so why do you guys keep going back to places that basically take your money for a quick standard massage? Its a ripoff and you guys seem much smarter than that.

There was a time not long ago, when AMPs were the best thing going in the Metro ATL area. Prior to your arrival, many of the gentlemen that you speak of were privileged to world class treatment at discount prices. During my travels from coast to coast, ATL was one of the best spots to get pampered and treated like a king on a working man's salary. Most of us still can't believe how things have changed in the last ten years, and still waiting for the cycle. I would waste a lot of time trying to explain the legendary service that we experienced. It is one of those things that you would have had to been there to understand. We are going through withdrawals from our addiction, one that none us want to quit. Now you know.

**CtownBoy** · 08-20-12 21:53

Stopped by kneading hands back open! Stayed for a massage and was massaged by a mixed Asian / black or Latino lady the massage was great but I think that she was concerned that she hadn't seen me before but I believe that more can be had! On my way out I saw a black chick that looked to be an amazon about 6'6 in heels! Will return to see what can be had with the mixed chick.

**Niteluvr** · 08-20-12 21:27

After the no-show in Dunwoody, decided to burn yet more gas and poke my head into a few AMPs I hadn't been to in a while:

Fuji: One 40-something skank with a raspy voice.

Green Sauna: Two 40-somethings, one with an OK body but a face that was seriously overdue for cosmetic surgery. The other one was nothing to look at either, but she put a smile on an old dude's face as she led him to a room.

Doshi: Three women working, but the one available was nothing to look at.

Evergreen: Two women working, was told to wait 5 minutes which turned into 30 minutes. Finally, in walked Rose, who has worked at Evergreen off and on for several years. Was surprised to see her and she had a worn look about her. It's been so long since I've seen her that I can't remember if she was a decent provider or not. The other woman was giving a customer a TS, so I cracked the door open and waited to get a glimpse of her. It was a quick glimpse and I thought I saw some huge tits so asked mamasan when she would be available. Turns out she had 40 minutes left and I didn't want to waste any more time so I started heading for the door. Lo and behold, the masseuse came out of her room heading to the bathroom. Got a good look and it turns out she had bolt-ons that were not nearly as big as I thought I saw, so I left.

Went back to Doshi but the two women I didn't get to see now had new customers, so I wonder if they look presentable. Will have to return another day to find out.

**Niteluvr** · 08-20-12 21:11

Originally Posted by Brandonj225 [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep going to these AMPs when most of these places do not even do HE? I like this forum but time aand time again I hear the same ole stories of no respect or satisfaction, I mean really guys are you that hard up for a massage? Because in these AMPs thats all you seem like you're getting! Don't know about you guys but I don't have money to waste on a teaser! I need this to be definite if a spend my chips, there are other sources of making that happen like. You know the names? So my question to you is since I've been in atl for six years I've never been to an AMP, I go other routes like BP and I shell out less, so why do you guys keep going back to places that basically take your money for a quick standard massage? Its a ripoff and you guys seem much smarter than that.

Because nobody is as wise as you. Of course, if you're as smart as you allege, why the fuck would you even bother reading USASG? You already know how to find the best Atlanta has to offer. Care to tell us about a few of your recent exploits in great detail?

**Amp Fme** · 08-20-12 20:59

Originally Posted by Kid Cisco [View Original Post]

It would take a lot to insult me I don't think anyone on here that I don't know and wouldn't know if I see them on the street could insult me I feel Brandon have a good question even if he don't have a million posts. I can also see were guys may not want to share anything with him too. I use to also wonder WHY guys would pay for these avg. Older females here in Atlanta week after week. And not go to a place overseas were you could get more bang for your buck BUT I stop asking that question and I just go overseas myself I also may go to a AMP if there is a hot girl working there and I won't pay more then $160 total!

But Brandon some guys on here just like to hunt and try to get one of these girls to do something they normally wouldn't do I guess? Just let them have their fun and you go to places were you can get what you want some guys are looking for something different I guess I also don't have time nor money to wastes on a MAYBE? I also need a sure thing, paying for a hand job doesn't do anything for me when I could do it myself for free.

Kid Cisco

Guess I was wrong. Very nice of you to offer to share with him all your vast knowledge of the current Atlanta scene gleamed from your personal experience. I'm sure you can spare a few of your gems to help a fellow monger out. And I know the rest of us could benefit from the info too. But please don't wait too long, I have to get my passport renewed soon.

**BlakePeters926** · 08-20-12 20:17

Originally Posted by AMP Fme [View Original Post]

Good info, but for future reference, three part reports are typically not read in detail. While this may seem critical to you, it is meant as constructive criticism. Not a shot. Your reports are appreciated, but newer posters here seem to get better responses from shorter, straight to the facts type of info here. You may see tldr (too long, didn't read) type responses. I write way too much myself in posts, so just offering advice from my experiences.

All that aside, welcome. Your approach certainly beats the hell out of other new posters that don't bother to report any info, but just ask, ask, ask.

Point well taken. Like I said, I just recently got into the hobby, so I guess I was very excited about sharing my first experiences.

Now I live for paydays! Haha

**Kid Cisco** · 08-20-12 19:28

Originally Posted by Brandonj225 [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep going to these AMPs when most of these places do not even do HE? I like this forum but time aand time again I hear the same ole stories of no respect or satisfaction, I mean really guys are you that hard up for a massage? Because in these AMPs thats all you seem like you're getting! Don't know about you guys but I don't have money to waste on a teaser! I need this to be definite if a spend my chips, there are other sources of making that happen like. You know the names? So my question to you is since I've been in atl for six years I've never been to an AMP, I go other routes like BP and I shell out less, so why do you guys keep going back to places that basically take your money for a quick standard massage? Its a ripoff and you guys seem much smarter than that.

It would take a lot to insult me I don't think anyone on here that I don't know and wouldn't know if I see them on the street could insult me I feel Brandon have a good question even if he don't have a million posts. I can also see were guys may not want to share anything with him too. I use to also wonder WHY guys would pay for these avg. Older females here in Atlanta week after week. And not go to a place overseas were you could get more bang for your buck BUT I stop asking that question and I just go overseas myself I also may go to a AMP if there is a hot girl working there and I won't pay more then $160 total!

But Brandon some guys on here just like to hunt and try to get one of these girls to do something they normally wouldn't do I guess? Just let them have their fun and you go to places were you can get what you want some guys are looking for something different I guess I also don't have time nor money to wastes on a MAYBE? I also need a sure thing, paying for a hand job doesn't do anything for me when I could do it myself for free.

Kid Cisco

**LateNighter** · 08-20-12 18:52

Well thanks, dustadbones and asianluver for checking those places out. You've saved the group a lot of money. Guess we can still hope we get a place as good as the old Maia.

**OldMassageGuy** · 08-20-12 16:06

Guess everyone is not as smart as you.

Originally Posted by Brandonj225 [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep going to these AMPs when most of these places do not even do HE? I like this forum but time aand time again I hear the same ole stories of no respect or satisfaction, I mean really guys are you that hard up for a massage? Because in these AMPs thats all you seem like you're getting! Don't know about you guys but I don't have money to waste on a teaser! I need this to be definite if a spend my chips, there are other sources of making that happen like. You know the names? So my question to you is since I've been in atl for six years I've never been to an AMP, I go other routes like BP and I shell out less, so why do you guys keep going back to places that basically take your money for a quick standard massage? Its a ripoff and you guys seem much smarter than that.

**Amp Fme** · 08-20-12 15:58

Originally Posted by Brandonj225 [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep going to these AMPs when most of these places do not even do HE? I like this forum but time aand time again I hear the same ole stories of no respect or satisfaction, I mean really guys are you that hard up for a massage? Because in these AMPs thats all you seem like you're getting! Don't know about you guys but I don't have money to waste on a teaser! I need this to be definite if a spend my chips, there are other sources of making that happen like. You know the names? So my question to you is since I've been in atl for six years I've never been to an AMP, I go other routes like BP and I shell out less, so why do you guys keep going back to places that basically take your money for a quick standard massage? Its a ripoff and you guys seem much smarter than that.

Interesting 3rd post. Your first post out and out asked for info. Second post reported a poor service from someone with no links and now this one that is phrased in a way that I find insulting. Not sure if others will read it the same way as I. But yep, I can see 'them lining up to help you. So let me be the first.

Why do hunters get up at ungodly hours and go into the woods hoping to get their sites set on an animal that has been known to run into cars? Why do people purchase a brand name when there is an equally functional alternative? Too far off point? Okay, why do some go to strip clubs if all they want to do is sit at the bar and drink?

Perhaps the biggest question of all is why would anyone, after considerable "personal" trial and disappointment, not to mention significant personal expense, want to give up ANY info? Especially when the monger knows this could be read by a bunch of guys who may or may not be out investing their own money so they can reciprocate information? And worse, why would anyone offer up such info if they know it would create a stampede of mongers that would inevitably make it more difficult and risky for him to enjoy his discovery in the first place?

You have added insult to injury in your post by adding that you have been in ATL for six years and go other routes like BP and "shell out less." If that is the case, where the f are your reports? In your defense, you may think the one about Kemlee was helpful, but given your statement of six years, seems kinda light. And NL was right in his response to you when you made that post. Give link, pic, phone, amount, etc next time. Oh, here's a question. Why would anyone go to a massage provider looking for Russian, and settle for a less than expected finish AND then report on it? Hmmm, perhaps those gents that are okay with DIY at AMPs are giving you more intel than you realize.