Massage Parlor Reports

[Splooge McDuck]

Splooge,

I was sitting at a fast food joint and literally laughed out loud at your NWA reference especially to one of their more obscure classics. Ruby / Sugar who ever the hell she is has mental issues. Any chick that reaches out to you then rejects you and then still makes an effort to contact you just to nag is not firing on all cylinders between the ears.

RJ.

OMG. You have no idea. How rock hard & horny (I'm talkin "crazy horny for MS Naomi" type of horny) I get at the sight of Sugar or Ivy or Apple or Ruby or Miso or so on & so on & that sexy, succulent, spinnerlicious, spinner lover's wet dream of a body of hers. And I luv her face too, a lot. Arrrggg! She's been on my "maybe list" since I 1st saw her. But all the reports of her are way too much for me to wunna potentially put up with that crap.

I mean, I'd take looks over service any day / I mean, I'd take looks with a dead fish & with a lame lay.

I'm sayin, I'm payin for looks is basically what I always say / But even with the looks of the ideal spinner bod, I could not stay hard, if I were treated that way.

WTF Beeeyitch! What the hell is wrong with you / Youuu freakin called that dude, & you freakin give him attitude.

The worst part was, she called his phone after too / Brother Rascal X. Holy shit, I feel so bad for you.

I hope your next piece of poon, is a good one soon / I'll stay tuned.

For me, it's no can do now, no like boom boom now / If she gets sent to my room now, I'ma tell her get the fuck out.

Not gunna try my luck out, with a chance of bi*ched out / If she's the only chick sittin on the couch, I'll dig out.

Sugar / Apple / whoever she is now, is without a shadow of a doubt / One less bi*ch I will ever have to worry about.

One less bi*ch on my list to be done / But this Golden Butterfly Bunny, sounds like one next, one next, one next ho I gutta go & recon!

[Uki Eater]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

Man that's really retarded. She's the one calling you to see her only to later complain and say to not ever come back. LOL. If she really didn't want to see you, then she shouldn't have called you or even gave her number out in the first place. Hello?

Sugar: "Well, I changed my mind!"

LOL.

[RickJames808]

Splooge,

I was sitting at a fast food joint and literally laughed out loud at your NWA reference especially to one of their more obscure classics. Ruby / Sugar who ever the hell she is has mental issues. Any chick that reaches out to you then rejects you and then still makes an effort to contact you just to nag is not firing on all cylinders between the ears. Most of those sorry wenches at Hulas are like that. Many of them have to to pay their hard earned (?) wages to some sorry cocksucker who does absolutely nothing for them and thus they are miserable. You wind up with a joyless provider who will give you a lackluster session at best. Never could understand a girls lack of willpower to break away from a pimp.

Anyway there is some good pussy to be had at Hulas but none of it is worth the drama or attitudes not to mention the absolute filth in which you will lay. Total lack of respect for monger and provider IMO.

RJ.

Shit man. Damn. Sounds like 1 of the worst sessions I've ever read about too. Just a FYI, after leaving GQ she was at Ginza for about 2 weeks or so, but I don't think anyone ever got her name. Then she was "IVY" at Goi for a while this summer, before heading to Hulas I guess. I think she has the world record for working at the most AMPs. LOL.

If this is how Sugar / Ivy / Apple / Ruby / Miso / etc etc treats a long time repeater, who SHE even called up to come by & see her / Shit, there ain't no way I'm ever gunna try & skeet her.

I been on the prowl, I been on the lookout / Tryin to find a provider with that K-Pop look now.

A bro PM me, about a sexy spinner named Sugar at Hulas to check out / But as NWA would say, that's one less, one less, one less bi*tch I gutta worry about!

[Captin Crunch]

Uki; is there any place that you can go to for Just a b2b soap massage with he? But the donation would not be the usual tip. Can you set one up for me? Heehee.

[Splooge McDuck]

Dude thanks for the heads up, this chic is a wombat. A Bat from Hell. You're there for her to turn you on, not you to turn her.

On. If you cannot release then its her for doing a lousy stinking service. Theres lots of Tuna on this Island. Keep both head high and go get them.

Poke

Yeah really though, sometimes then, gutta remind them, that "You's a HO!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03CwWvtdF0 "You's a Ho" Ludacris

[RadioHazard]

Wow that sucks. Thanks or TOFTT. I was actually thinking about taking a peak into Hula's but this is horrible. I am not going to set foot in the place or anyplace that puts up with poor service with like this girls like this.

Sounds like this girl has a bad reputation and will probably bring that reputation to any AMP she goes too.

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

[Kurocha]

First I would like to thank "On The Prowl" for sharing the information that Bunny is back. I had a great times with her when she was at Penny's and was bummed when she left for a break and did not return. I went to GB, my first time there, and found the hallway floor is a bit higher than the room floor and stumbled going in and out of the room (didn't fall down, but was a little embarrased). The room I was in had a very low wooden platform with a thin padding on it, and boy was it hard. Thankfully there was also a sofa in the room which was put to use during the session. Bunny offered me a TS, which I have not had in a long time, however there was already one customer in there and another waiting, so I opted to self shower. And again the shower room floor is a bit lower than the hallway floor (stumbled going in, but didn't fall down thankfully).

L: 9 Bunny looks great. Slender body. 34 B's, Nani fresh and clean with a slight floral aroma. She's in her 30's and very attractive.

A:9 Very friendly and engages in conversation. Eager to please and No Rush.

S:9 BBBJ, DATY, DATO. 69, Mish, DS and CG. (Covered FS).

HF: 50 TIP: 150

After trying to hook up with Bunny unsuccessfully from her days back at Paradise Spa, I was finally happy to get a session with her. I must say that everything about that woman got me excited, from the moment she came into the room and smiled at me, conversation CBJ and overall very comfortable mutual feeling. For me she has "the look" that turns me on. The only issue that prevented the whole experience from being complete was that fact that she doesn't DFK, LFK let alone kiss on the lips. Believe it or not, but I tried to make me kiss her, not only to increase the sexual excitement on my part, but she was breathing heavitly through her mouth and her breath wasn't the freshest, so if I could at least get her to close her lips together (not expecting LFK or DFK) but just closed lip to lip, it would at least reduce the bad air being expelled. It took me a while but finally came, but I think she sensed that I wasn't completely satisfied. To her credit she asked what happenedn and offered to try to finish me off again with an HJ, but I told her that it was okay and I preferred not to have an HJ. I mentioned to her that if she would do some LFK, she would be the perfect GFE, so of cours she said,"Next Time". May or may not repeat, but I never regretted my hooking up with her.

[Splooge McDuck]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

Shit man. Damn. Sounds like 1 of the worst sessions I've ever read about too. Just a FYI, after leaving GQ she was at Ginza for about 2 weeks or so, but I don't think anyone ever got her name. Then she was "IVY" at Goi for a while this summer, before heading to Hulas I guess. I think she has the world record for working at the most AMPs. LOL.

If this is how Sugar / Ivy / Apple / Ruby / Miso / etc etc treats a long time repeater, who SHE even called up to come by & see her / Shit, there ain't no way I'm ever gunna try & skeet her.

I been on the prowl, I been on the lookout / Tryin to find a provider with that K-Pop look now.

A bro PM me, about a sexy spinner named Sugar at Hulas to check out / But as NWA would say, that's one less, one less, one less bi*tch I gutta worry about!

[Skinman52]

First I would like to thank "On The Prowl" for sharing the information that Bunny is back. I had a great times with her when she was at Penny's and was bummed when she left for a break and did not return. I went to GB, my first time there, and found the hallway floor is a bit higher than the room floor and stumbled going in and out of the room (didn't fall down, but was a little embarrased). The room I was in had a very low wooden platform with a thin padding on it, and boy was it hard. Thankfully there was also a sofa in the room which was put to use during the session. Bunny offered me a TS, which I have not had in a long time, however there was already one customer in there and another waiting, so I opted to self shower. And again the shower room floor is a bit lower than the hallway floor (stumbled going in, but didn't fall down thankfully).

L: 9 Bunny looks great. Slender body. 34 B's, Nani fresh and clean with a slight floral aroma. She's in her 30's and very attractive.

A:9 Very friendly and engages in conversation. Eager to please and No Rush.

S:9 BBBJ, DATY, DATO. 69, Mish, DS and CG. (Covered FS).

HF: 50 TIP: 150

Brother Stangman808,

I agree with your report. All of it. My session with her was as you described. I had her only once at Penny's (which by the way, I had seen a "For Sale" sign on the fence there recently. Guess the property owner is selliing the fee?) and I remember how nice I thought her body was. She told me then that she was once a swimsuit model. And I believe it. She has (IMO) a model's bod. She didn't remember me and was just slightly hesitant and cautious at first (maybe a little sleepy being that I didn't get there until a coupla hours before sunrise) but Mama told her I'm cool (I have done little Mama a few times) after which time the fireworks began. When I helped her out of her outfit. WOW. That body of hers is a real turn on for me. Herman was wide awake and throbbbing (I think it was partly due to the fact that this new Chinese herbal ED med I been using works much better for me than "Viagra" does nowadays) and sad to say. Herman did not give a good account of himself this session. While I was DATY. She slipped on the cover and gave a FABULOUS CBJ! It felt like a BBBJ and I almost popped after a few minutes. I stopped her and asked her to mount me because I almost lost it during the CBJ. She did, and well. That tight pussy of hers choked herman out. KO'd at 2 minutes 43 seconds of the 1st (and last) round. No complaints here. It was very late (or early) and I wanted to get home and crash. I dunno bros. Some of these K-girls are just super talented providers. They got a gift for providing excellent relief services. I may have found a ATF here. She said she'll stick around for awhile which for me is GOOD news!

Bunny:Looks-Body:8. 5-9 (If those boobies were real, I'd give her a "10") She has a beautiful physique, nice, round, tight booty (it is NOT flat like some K-girls) , very nice man-made "C" cups. Face:IMO 7.

:Attitude-10 Very friendly, open & casual. Aims to please & does!

:S-8 Cannot give a higher overall rating because I skipped the shower & massage. I don't know if this AMP has a TS room available. Sex session (this one and the last one I had over a year ago) :9.

Dropped:.5 HF 1. 5 Bunny.

Skin

[Ocolumbo]

Are you serious? Look at my reports, since I've been back. I try to provide detailed information about sessions, LE raids that I've heard about (like Kurocha) , and confirmation of fake BP ads, etc. Where do you get off saying I have "ulterior motives?"

Why did I not try to save her or call the cops? First, I don't want to publicly acknowledge that I was in an AMP to law enforcement or the press. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. Think they might ask some probative questions? Second, I don't want to cause problems for myself and, to use Mobius's phrase, end up "being the bad guy." I'm not a rat. I'm a consumer. Third, I don't want to cause problems for the girl. And yes, some. SOME. Of these girls have pimps.

I didn't say that every girl had a pimp or was beaten. I just said that it occurs from time to time. You think all of the stories that the media reports are false? Sorry, but I don't. I think PASS and Xian, from what I can tell, grossly exaggerate their claims to make a buck and a press splash. That doesn't mean that all reports of abuse are false, however, or should be taken lightly.

I asked for advice about what to do because I've never seen something like that in Hawaii. That's all. I even acknowledged, albeit humorously, that the bruises could have resulted from a session. What's wrong with asking fellow mongers for advice?

C'mon man.

You are seriously lacking in reading comprehension and critical faculties. So I am going to treat you as the gibberish spewing clown that you are. Let me say it again."All of the stories that the media reports" that you hold so dear can only come up with two cases of pimp coercion at the AMPs, both related to local girs and mainland girls. There is no report, zero, nada, of pimps, coercion and human trafficking related to the Asians who are the vast majority of the girls at the AMPs. And nothing pleases the activists and their media friends more than to find evidence. So, where did you get the ideas that SOME of the girls have pimps. You are dreaming up of nonexistent reports and stories of abuse. Why?

And to say some and not all of the girls have pimps and suffer abuse instead of most or all of the girls have pimps at the AMPs makes you more stupid. Why would girl A have a pimp an girl B would not? And I am speaking of the Asians. So why would you believe ideological propaganda of the activists that have no support AND perpetuate that propaganda with you posts?

[Pokesqd]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

Dude thanks for the heads up, this chic is a wombat. A Bat from Hell. You're there for her to turn you on, not you to turn her.

On. If you cannot release then its her for doing a lousy stinking service. Theres lots of Tuna on this Island. Keep both head high and go get them.

Poke

[Rascal X]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

[Jbravo]

Yo,

Where is your report? Must have 4 hoes and Pacific-post a report on your fuk sessions.

Report mr popo.

Hi guys, I'm new to this forum but I thought I'd give it a shot,

I'm a regular of Pacific Spa and I was looking for Lexy (or Lacy?) she was a local girl with a nice ass, small tits. Mama said she was there when I called but when I got there she said only kim was available. Not going to turn down kim but I really like the local girls enthusiasm. Any one have any leads on her? About 5'6 beautiful face, nice ass about 130lbs or so? Long black hair. Please message me with any info thanks.

[SnatchThat]

Are you serious? Look at my reports, since I've been back. I try to provide detailed information about sessions, LE raids that I've heard about (like Kurocha) , and confirmation of fake BP ads, etc. Where do you get off saying I have "ulterior motives?"

Why did I not try to save her or call the cops? First, I don't want to publicly acknowledge that I was in an AMP to law enforcement or the press. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. Think they might ask some probative questions? Second, I don't want to cause problems for myself and, to use Mobius's phrase, end up "being the bad guy." I'm not a rat. I'm a consumer. Third, I don't want to cause problems for the girl. And yes, some. SOME. Of these girls have pimps.

I didn't say that every girl had a pimp or was beaten. I just said that it occurs from time to time. You think all of the stories that the media reports are false? Sorry, but I don't. I think PASS and Xian, from what I can tell, grossly exaggerate their claims to make a buck and a press splash. That doesn't mean that all reports of abuse are false, however, or should be taken lightly.

I asked for advice about what to do because I've never seen something like that in Hawaii. That's all. I even acknowledged, albeit humorously, that the bruises could have resulted from a session. What's wrong with asking fellow mongers for advice?

C'mon man.

By reporting a crime you yourself are now open to investigation. It s better to just somehow anonymously report it if you knownhownor just leave it be. Your bit helping yourself by doing anything. LE and other organizations are not knowledgeable about thinking like the other guy. They can't do shit unless they are given pinpoint direction at which point they are then becoming egotistical. Plus there are tons of lawyers cops and other Le doing bad things. No one to trust. You always always need to find the right person. Who actually gets the job done.

[Member #4374]

Checked out the Black girl at Orchid. She looked young, was dark skinned, had a nice looking booty but not a big round ass, got some decent size natural titties with some hang on 'um (like large Bs or C-cups) and her face was just average. I didn't care for her service after being used to Korean hoes: she serviced me more like a streetwalker would and her CBJ was teethy. But if U want to dip your beak in some chocolate, they got some at Orchid. I never got her name either, but she's the only Black girl there.