Massage Parlor Reports

[NotParticular]

Haven't Posted in a while:

BEST Nonsexual (but teasing Massage). LolaatJoJo's in Woodstock (she also works out of the new place in Kennesaw so you need to check daily). She is sweet, attractive, and uses most of her body during the massage. Awesome. For you Kiki fans, I think Lola is new champ!

Another Good Massage. Linda at Harmony north of 285, She is a little heavy, but very sweet and goes the extra mile, I book 90 mins and get foot massage for last 20 mins. She is all about service and your comfort.

Sure Thing. Shyanne, East of Atlanta, adverts on BP Bodyrub, Attractive mid 30's, great rack, safe and secure home, a little scripted, but she knows what she is doing. May repeat to see if she goes off script.

[Captain Howdy]

Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.

Nitie,

Thanks, as always, for confirming that it's appropriate to continue leaving Sun Spa off the list. Too bad, though. This provider sounds perfect for me."Very tiny hands" improve my self esteem.

Enjoy the ride,

Captain Howdy

[Jailbait66]

Asked for Mina based off ThrillSeeker28's review. F9 (has clear braces but it actually adds to her) , B7 (bolt ons, tramp stamp. Ugh) , A8. Table shower was good and only wanted HE but should of went with FS. She was mechanical which is a first for me. I'm usually fighting the HE off within the first minute but I was going on 10 min seemed like and almost gave up. Half hour total damage $. I still like this place as my monthly get away.

I saw mina on what she said was her first week there. Looks are decent enough but I hate implants and hers are rock hard. All in all she was a dead fish and a waste of time. My first bad experience there.

[Osmosiss]

I recently went to Huntsville and visited a few locations based on reviews posted on the board for that location. What is sad is that our worst Atlanta AMP, even with the older ladies, is better than their best AMP. Something is wrong with the AMP world. All the talent is old now.

[B Daddy17]

Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.

I was next door at the Bojangles picking up some grub yesterday and was very temped to stop by and check things out. Glad I decided against it.

Thanks for the post.

[Niteluvr]

Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.

[Niteluvr]

Yeah I don't under stand it either. It is my understanding that they monitor your posting for a while and if you don't have any edited postings or warnings, you would be released. I guess not. Big brother is looking over my stuff as well.

What? You are an SM.

[Niteluvr]

After a monster 16 posts you are complaining!

The other dude was complaining, not me.

[Kid Cisco]

Amen to that. These selfish bytches need to learn that shitty service and begging for tips is not tolerated in this country. In China? If a Chinese woman dared to do that shit, she'd be out on the street. Here, desperate American guys yearning for a little comfort will shell out that coin for shitty service. Suggest they go to China for a reality check. Plenty of Chinese women here want material goods at any cost. A lot go for high-end cars costing $70k or more, yet no dental plan.

I have always been amazed at the wasted money some of these girls spend their money on like when I go to the Club House I see all these BMW's and Benz's these Asian families drives BUT when they open their mouth OMG rotten teeth missing tooth etc. Bad breath OMG. Now I see why so many have to place their hands over their mouth when they laugh or try to smile.

Kid Cisco

[B Daddy17]

What guy do I have to blow to stop my delayed posts? It's understandable for the first several posts, but this is becoming quite irritating.

I'm thinking (hoping) 9 more posts and you'll be there.

[Hobby For All]

Try blowing Admin. Let us know how it goes.

After a monster 16 posts you are complaining!

[Cbr005]

Asked for Mina based off ThrillSeeker28's review. F9 (has clear braces but it actually adds to her) , B7 (bolt ons, tramp stamp. Ugh) , A8. Table shower was good and only wanted HE but should of went with FS. She was mechanical which is a first for me. I'm usually fighting the HE off within the first minute but I was going on 10 min seemed like and almost gave up. Half hour total damage $. I still like this place as my monthly get away.

[Krispey001]

Try blowing Admin. Let us know how it goes.

Yeah I don't under stand it either. It is my understanding that they monitor your posting for a while and if you don't have any edited postings or warnings, you would be released. I guess not. Big brother is looking over my stuff as well.

[BozoBozo]

Anybody done any recon here? Tried searching the boards but had zero luck. Always wiling to take point, but want to save my $$$ if there it is a waste of time. Thanks.

BozoBozo.

Just another clown

[Ken79]

Made an early day appointment, was welcomed in and had a very quick covered massage of my upper back, then we went on to the TS. Lots of rubbing, and she did B2B. This girl could do Nuru if she wanted. Very sexy and talented with soap alone. Nothing too crazy in the TS room other than SS. Went to the room again and had a light massage. Flipped and had very passionate DFK. She gave great BBBJ and we proceeded to CG. I couldn't last long enough in CG. Got cleaned up again. Then, went back to the room to get dressed and kept the DFK going. Not sure if it's just what I wished for, but she definitely acted like she was into me and even wanted to keep in touch after I left. Amazing experience. I'm not sure if she does greek, but if she did this would have been my ATF hobby experience.

My first experience here a while back wasn't so great so I haven't been in awhile. But I trusted your PMs and it was not bad at all. I actually really enjoyed it. Thanks a lot! They must be under new management because mamasan was a different lady, provider was a different girl, and just the all over atmosphere was very different. They've made a lot of improvement! I definitely see myself as a regular here.