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[TTY954]

I thought the girl bitching about the way you DATY was the very definition of GFE and the reason we monger in the first place, LOL!

[Lithium215]

The rest of the recent thread has been about important stuff like the true meaning of GFE and YMMV and the mental state of The Duche.

Not sure if this was sarcasm or not, but I chuckled anyways.

[SoOverTheLies]

I am sick and tired of the lies about ME! I wouldn't normally even bother to read or respond to such nonsense. However, I have just as much right to defend myself as the next person that is trying to ruin my reputation seems to have. I am NOT a drug-addict. I do not steal, not "420 friendly" or have any male hanging around my place. I have read some reviews about me and just had to stop reading. I have 1 ex-client that became obsessed with me and is still trying to ruin my good name because I won't have anything to do with future sessions or interested in "dating his discusting ass." My goodness. It is so easy to go on this site, create a fake name and trash a provider. Well, there are alot of vindictive men out there trying to ruin us because we won't sleep with them or "go to dinner." I will never regret having this job as a source of income but I do not and never will aprreciate the lies and filth being posted about me. Sorry, I do not date married men either. If you do not enjoy the bodyrub experience, simply do not go back. It is unfair to be trashed and have terrible lies created about you. I have worked VERY HARD to be honest, dependable / relaiable, trustoworthy & on point with my clients. I did not expect to have the end-result be what it is as I read these ridiculous reviews. My only hope with this post is someone reads it and believes me. I do not post fake pics, shorten a session or complain about ANYTHING during a session either. Anybody who has seen me knows I have accurate pics, have a good additude / personalilty (even after months of reading / hearing about these posts) and am a trusting gal! By the way, I WILL NEVER let these lies break me down! Have great sessions guys!

When I read this I was surprised as I had seen her last week. No problems with my visit. I called her to tell her that her customers were reporting being robbed. She seamed surprised. Like she had no idea. I just wanted to warn her I know she has a problem with a couple black hookers in the same complex.

I wouldn't.

[Seanboy7]

Boy, yours is the first bickering post. The rest of the recent thread has been about important stuff like the true meaning of GFE and YMMV and the mental state of The Duche. Not unlike you constantly berating the site monetary system. ($.20, $$.5). Did we forget that? Not to mention, your post I qouted is not a report. Its pushing reports down the page. Its doing the very thing you are screaming about. A catch 22, if you will.

Rest!

This thread is for REPORTS! NOT defining what GFE is! This is an actual forum and you can create a thread for that. Don't try to switch it on me like I've be clogging up this thread for the last few days with nonsense. And yeah the money system is RETARDED. It's not protecting anyone from anything. These girls willingly quote their rates over the phone so us posting how much we paid AFTER THE FACT is completely, PLUS the fact that all you gotta do it look up how this site's money system works and you can figure out how much was being referred. Why even talk in another language, in order to hide something, if the translator is readily available to anyone??

[Troop]

Jesus Christ, can these posts be deleted? Stupid bickering like this always pushes the legitimate reviews down more and they are less likely to be read.

Boy, yours is the first bickering post. The rest of the recent thread has been about important stuff like the true meaning of GFE and YMMV and the mental state of The Duche. Not unlike you constantly berating the site monetary system. ($.20, $$.5). Did we forget that? Not to mention, your post I qouted is not a report. Its pushing reports down the page. Its doing the very thing you are screaming about. A catch 22, if you will.

Rest!

[LorynLove]

Which is why GFE is, IMHO, a useless term and should be banned (dare I say censored automatically) by the forum.

It means different things to different people. Providers and mongers. And therefore adds virtually no value (and quite often confusion). Go to the various resources on the list of acronyms for our hobby and look at the definitions and they won't be consistent. Then you have terms like "Real GFE" and "RBGFE" and "PSE". Yada yada yada. All useless.

IMHO opinion, we should not use the term. We have specific acronyms on specific services provided and those should be used. If you want to add GFE in addition based on "feeling" type of service, fine. But not in lieu of details.

Peace.

I TOTALLY Agree!

Everyone has their own opinions and I've addressed mine. I cannot really fit myself into any one category and I sure as hell can't treat every gent the same since you're all different. But I'll leave this one short and frank and just say that I am who I am and I enjoy what I do. I like to consider myself a "day maker" because I love to make people happy. Whether that includes GFE or not.

Some of you all are taking this way too seriously. Just be happy and enjoy the small things in life. Such as ecstasy and laughter! Let's move on guys and I hope you can enjoy the rest of this gorgeous day!

Kisses & Cream pies,

Miss Loryn

[Seanboy7]

Jesus Christ, can these posts be deleted? Stupid bickering like this always pushes the legitimate reviews down more and they are less likely to be read.

[Bill Ho]

I am sorry that I have to disagree with most of you. A GFE has to include BBBJ as well as DATY. If you want the illlusion of being with a Girl Friend, what girl friend would insist on a condum for a BJ? Especially if she allows DATY without "protection"?

Lory, please explain the reason for a covered BJ and uncovered DATY. You must have something in mind that escapes me. Could it be the lack of sanitation? Does his dick smell so bad that you can't put it in your mouth uncovered?

Inquiring minds would like to know. Bill Ho.

Hi JoePumper!

First I want to thank you for the lovely review. I didn't know you posted it so soon until I was notified by another monger here. So thanks for that. Just to be clear though, (and this may cause a little stirrup or controversy) but being GFE has nothing to do with my braces or BBBJ / CBJ for that matter. Now before you guys start disagreeing, hear me out:

GFE is Girlfriend Experience. This means the provider "acts" more like a girlfriend with kissing and cuddling rather than a quick encounter and you're on your way. Some may even assume it means she MUST do BBBJ. Now I'm not knocking any provider who does or doesn't. But just because you receive a BBBJ from a provider does not mean she's GFE. She may not even give you the experience of a girlfriend at all. And that one provider who doesn't do it may give you the best time and experience of your life.

GFE has nothing to do with the services offered but rather the feeling of having someone to take you out of your element for a while even for just a few hours. (which is why most GFE providers may only offer a minimum of 1 hour sessions.)

Yes, I am GFE. And yes, I do CBJ. But does that mean I'm any less of any other BBBJ GFE provider? No. Because any gent who has met with me will tell you that I don't make it feel like a service at all. I actually enjoy doing what I do and meeting all kinds of people and getting to know them. I don't see that many guys since I rather only see a select few repeatedly, who I think are worthy. Which is why I'm here to build regulars. But just because I may not give that BBBJ doesn't mean I can't give a mean CBJ. (even with my clear brackets.)

I don't want to toot my own horn but, You will only know until you try it for yourself.

[MinoTaurus]

Which is why GFE is, IMHO, a useless term and should be banned (dare I say censored automatically) by the forum.

It means different things to different people. Providers and mongers. And therefore adds virtually no value (and quite often confusion). Go to the various resources on the list of acronyms for our hobby and look at the definitions and they won't be consistent. Then you have terms like "Real GFE" and "RBGFE" and "PSE". Yada yada yada. All useless.

IMHO opinion, we should not use the term. We have specific acronyms on specific services provided and those should be used. If you want to add GFE in addition based on "feeling" type of service, fine. But not in lieu of details.

Peace.

Hi JoePumper!

First I want to thank you for the lovely review. I didn't know you posted it so soon until I was notified by another monger here. So thanks for that. Just to be clear though, (and this may cause a little stirrup or controversy) but being GFE has nothing to do with my braces or BBBJ / CBJ for that matter. Now before you guys start disagreeing, hear me out:

GFE is Girlfriend Experience. This means the provider "acts" more like a girlfriend with kissing and cuddling rather than a quick encounter and you're on your way. Some may even assume it means she MUST do BBBJ. Now I'm not knocking any provider who does or doesn't. But just because you receive a BBBJ from a provider does not mean she's GFE. She may not even give you the experience of a girlfriend at all. And that one provider who doesn't do it may give you the best time and experience of your life.

GFE has nothing to do with the services offered but rather the feeling of having someone to take you out of your element for a while even for just a few hours. (which is why most GFE providers may only offer a minimum of 1 hour sessions.)

Yes, I am GFE. And yes, I do CBJ. But does that mean I'm any less of any other BBBJ GFE provider? No. Because any gent who has met with me will tell you that I don't make it feel like a service at all. I actually enjoy doing what I do and meeting all kinds of people and getting to know them. I don't see that many guys since I rather only see a select few repeatedly, who I think are worthy. Which is why I'm here to build regulars. But just because I may not give that BBBJ doesn't mean I can't give a mean CBJ. (even with my clear brackets.)

I don't want to toot my own horn but, You will only know until you try it for yourself.

I have no complaint about the service she is a very clean girl and you can enjoy DATY with her she has a nice body I can recommend to anyone. But GFE is a service that I cuold only enjoy with 3 providers, summer in pasco near 54 and 19 the best, alisa luscious I think she is living in miami now 300h, marisol she ad in eros she moves between orlando and tampa nice colombian girl 350 h. Many advertise as GFE provider example angel but the concept is much more complex, client needs to connect with the provider feel as if you were with an old gf you have not seen in a while.

That is my opinion.

Agreed.

I think that YMMV swings both ways. I've heard it in the context where the poster is saying,"Of course, I'm awesome and you won't have as good a time." and "I had a bad time but it could be down to me and you may not."

Now GFE? We'll for me, GFE doesn't include a CBJ. Nor does it include hearing how the lady is free to critique my oral technique and at the same time tell me that my definition of GFE is wrong because she's just so damned awesome at CBJ, etc, etc.

That does fit A definition of GFE, just not THE definition. Years later, you will be at a get-together talking to someone and say about the former:

"I had this GF once and man, was I glad that I moved on."

About the latter, you might say,". Hey, have you met my wife?"

Note: Statements made herein in no way imply that a restraining order is not in Duche's near future nor that he is properly applying funds that actually should be used for counseling.

[EndGame]

You can hardly go to a provider, have a bad trip, and blame someone else.

Agreed.

I think that YMMV swings both ways. I've heard it in the context where the poster is saying,"Of course, I'm awesome and you won't have as good a time." and "I had a bad time but it could be down to me and you may not."

Now GFE? We'll for me, GFE doesn't include a CBJ. Nor does it include hearing how the lady is free to critique my oral technique and at the same time tell me that my definition of GFE is wrong because she's just so damned awesome at CBJ, etc, etc.

That does fit A definition of GFE, just not THE definition. Years later, you will be at a get-together talking to someone and say about the former:

"I had this GF once and man, was I glad that I moved on."

About the latter, you might say,". Hey, have you met my wife?"

Note: Statements made herein in no way imply that a restraining order is not in Duche's near future nor that he is properly applying funds that actually should be used for counseling.

[Terebeco]

I have no complaint about the service she is a very clean girl and you can enjoy DATY with her she has a nice body I can recommend to anyone. But GFE is a service that I cuold only enjoy with 3 providers, summer in pasco near 54 and 19 the best, alisa luscious I think she is living in miami now 300h, marisol she ad in eros she moves between orlando and tampa nice colombian girl 350 h. Many advertise as GFE provider example angel but the concept is much more complex, client needs to connect with the provider feel as if you were with an old gf you have not seen in a while.

That is my opinion.

[Troop]

I was near Dale Mabry and saw this ad on BP and I thought why not give it a shot since no one else was picking up the phone. Get there typical process, she took a little time to get ready and I had to wait since it was a short notice appt, after about 10 minutes or so I went up and knocked on her door. A cute petite spinner answers the door and gives me hug to get acquainted. She is slimmer than the pics in her ad, which is what I prefer anyway. Well we made our way into the other side of the suite, and after we both were comfortable things got fun. She has braces which were put on in June, and she is still adjusting to them. The CBJ was good, but she apologized for it not being up to what she calls her "standards" because of the braces she can't do a cheek maneuver that she likes to do. I wasn't complaining though, did the hour, and RCG, CG, Doggie, Mish, and a few other positions were explored. This girl enjoys what she does and knows how to move, she doesn't just lay there she tries to put it on you. All of that and her fun attitude made me forget about the CBJ and missing he cheek maneuver. She says she will be here until about Tuesday, and she is looking to come here regularly because the mongers in Miami are apparently not as reliable as the mongers here and in Sarasota. I did the half for 1. 50 but I think we went over by about 15 minutes and she didn't rush me out.

One more note, she travels with a cat that has a bell around it's neck. I didn't notice at first, and she said she had a cat, but I was too busy looking at her body to really notice. Well the cat jumped on the bed while I was busy with her in doggie and just watched the action, I didn' t know cats were mongers too or maybe it was waiting it's turn?

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ace-24/7754006

http://lovelyloryn.com/home/

Everyone here (if you have been here a while) knows what YMMV means. Joe never said,"you need to go see her." He simply reported his experience with Loryn or whatever her name was. YMMV means just that. You may not mesh with said provider the way Joe did.

You can hardly go to a provider, have a bad trip, and blame someone else.

[LorynLove]

I am assuming what Rookiemonger said is what's correct in regards to what your experience was. I didn't put that she was GFE in my post because the whole braces / CBJ thing made me remember why I don't date women with braces, and I wasn't about to DFK a braces rookie. Didn't want to mislead anyone on that fact so I left it out.

Hi JoePumper!

First I want to thank you for the lovely review. I didn't know you posted it so soon until I was notified by another monger here. So thanks for that. Just to be clear though, (and this may cause a little stirrup or controversy) but being GFE has nothing to do with my braces or BBBJ / CBJ for that matter. Now before you guys start disagreeing, hear me out:

GFE is Girlfriend Experience. This means the provider "acts" more like a girlfriend with kissing and cuddling rather than a quick encounter and you're on your way. Some may even assume it means she MUST do BBBJ. Now I'm not knocking any provider who does or doesn't. But just because you receive a BBBJ from a provider does not mean she's GFE. She may not even give you the experience of a girlfriend at all. And that one provider who doesn't do it may give you the best time and experience of your life.

GFE has nothing to do with the services offered but rather the feeling of having someone to take you out of your element for a while even for just a few hours. (which is why most GFE providers may only offer a minimum of 1 hour sessions.)

Yes, I am GFE. And yes, I do CBJ. But does that mean I'm any less of any other BBBJ GFE provider? No. Because any gent who has met with me will tell you that I don't make it feel like a service at all. I actually enjoy doing what I do and meeting all kinds of people and getting to know them. I don't see that many guys since I rather only see a select few repeatedly, who I think are worthy. Which is why I'm here to build regulars. But just because I may not give that BBBJ doesn't mean I can't give a mean CBJ. (even with my clear brackets.)

I don't want to toot my own horn but, You will only know until you try it for yourself.

[LorynLove]

How in hell would anyone have a basis for that? What does it say the B was in a good mood that day it wasnt the time of her moon? Oh I get it you make that statement because she likes you or your money is better because in thsi biz it aint how well you perform she only has one objective save the whatever code it is blow two wads.

The best ego pump I ever heard in my life GFE- like what is that love at first sight because aholes liek us obviously wouldn't be mongering if we had stable relationships- I m first to admit it but at least I know it so I don't harm more people.

This is my lead in to the LorynLove be I got reco from here she is classy alright class A C__T. She started some shit pissed me off lying black C__T I'm trying my best to ruin her but I doubt it- thsi after 12 years is my first real rip off- good thing it was I jewed her down from 150 to 100 maybe is why she laid down on me.

I notified the police.

I emailed [Residential Street Address deleted by Admin] I'm sure she has plenty boys in and out- I trusted you mudderfugckers here I can't believe I overrode my own rules flashing bright bee ahead.

I mean when she didn't call me back I went to five guys thinking yeah glad I bypassed that movie I knew so well.

I even notifed the tampa police.

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Hello there, DucheNozzle!

Remeber me? It's the Lovely Loryn Love. But I'm pretty sure you will never forget me since I guess I'm the ONLY provider who wasn't as comfortable with your "high level degree" in DATY. Now let me be clear that I LOVE receiving as much as I love to give, although I'm more of the giver.

I've been nothing but sweet to every gent I've came acrossed here on my tour in Tampa. And to be honest you seem to be the only one with a complaint. (Not including JoePumper's comment on my new braces, which by the way you wouldn't know unless I tell you since they are clear brackets anyway. But I'll address that later.)

However, DucheNozzle, I believe you were a little insecure which would explain why you had to keep reminding me of how many other providers you've "went down on" and how much they enjoyed it in a matter of minutes. At was my 1st turnoff. Just like most guys wouldn't want to hear my stories with other gents, I wasn't pleased to hear yours with other ladies. Well I didn't find anything really wrong with you then but now I'm considering you maybe borderline CRAZY! Because as I was trying to adjust myself to your mouth and fast whipping tongue, you must have felt like I wasn't enjoying it.

Well, actually you never even gave me the chance to feel anything after less than a few minutes you just jumped up of your knees hastily and assuming I had a problem with it. Like sheesh! Can a girl get comfortable first? Was I wrong to try to adjust your head to the "right spot"? Why did you feel like I didn't like you or want you there at the time? Because you soon then put on your clothes as I'm considering other options but you only wanted a half hr of dining. (Which you actually gave 120 instead since that's all you wanted.) I even offered to returned the favored and you gave me the silent treatment for a long 5 mins. Claiming that you have a PhD in P*sy. Yeah right! Then you would have known every females body is not made the same and some are actually more sensitive than others. Oh but you said I making excuses and stormed out! What's the REAL reason why you're mad?

BTW, I saw that filthy prank you tried to pull on BP yesterday morning. I personally made sure it got deleted right away. I never had an uppity or rude attitude with you or anyone else for that matter. So I'm confused as to why you're mad when you're the one who was insecure and unhappy. And you really had the nerve to put the hotel and room number on there, that really shows your true character. No worries though! Luckily I never stay in the same hotel in the same city for more than 3 days, for safety from stalkers, pervs, and douchebags like yourself. Smh! I think you have some personal issues with yourself that you need to work on but do not blame me for your unhappiness.

Take care of yourself. Smooches!

Miss Loryn Love

[Joe Pumper]

How in hell would anyone have a basis for that? What does it say the B was in a good mood that day it wasnt the time of her moon? Oh I get it you make that statement because she likes you or your money is better because in thsi biz it aint how well you perform she only has one objective save the whatever code it is blow two wads.

The best ego pump I ever heard in my life GFE- like what is that love at first sight because aholes liek us obviously wouldn't be mongering if we had stable relationships- I m first to admit it but at least I know it so I don't harm more people.

This is my lead in to the LorynLove be I got reco from here she is classy alright class A C__T. She started some shit pissed me off lying black C__T I'm trying my best to ruin her but I doubt it- thsi after 12 years is my first real rip off- good thing it was I jewed her down from 150 to 100 maybe is why she laid down on me.

I notified the police.

I emailed [Residential Street Address deleted by Admin] I'm sure she has plenty boys in and out- I trusted you mudderfugckers here I can't believe I overrode my own rules flashing bright bee ahead.

I mean when she didn't call me back I went to five guys thinking yeah glad I bypassed that movie I knew so well.

I even notifed the tampa police.

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I am assuming what Rookiemonger said is what's correct in regards to what your experience was. I didn't put that she was GFE in my post because the whole braces / CBJ thing made me remember why I don't date women with braces, and I wasn't about to DFK a braces rookie. Didn't want to mislead anyone on that fact so I left it out.