Massage Parlor Reports

[Galois Coho]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. Did a quick google search on this and two places popped up. Which is the one you guys are talking about?

Yes, I had Judy about a month ago. Cutest thing I've seen in all the Chinese-owned MP. There was a decent runner-up who worked in the MP right off of Jimmy Carter in the Hong Kong Supermarket plaza who did an excellent job of assisting DIY, but she didn't stay long. Very quiet, wore glasses, I'd say about mid 20s. She had the softest boobs.

[Galois Coho]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. But I could not find the info of this spa. Could someone help me out?

[Niteluvr]

Nope. Korean. What makes you say she'll do the deed if a monger is Chinese? I'm just curious.

During my long massage convo with her, it became evident she was pro-Chinese. However, being Asian, you might have a shot with her.

[Shazbot1960]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1508777]Had to run some errands today and thought I'd fit in some P4P but didn't know it would turn into a goddamn marathon:

Quiet revenge. Won't go into detail but the next person who attempts to flush the toilet is going to be in for one shitty surprise. I imagine the plumbing bill will cost much more than the $60 I didn't get back.

Nite, did you peform an upper decker? (use the tank as a toilet)

[Sunkist]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

Yes, I had Judy about a month ago. Cutest thing I've seen in all the Chinese-owned MP. There was a decent runner-up who worked in the MP right off of Jimmy Carter in the Hong Kong Supermarket plaza who did an excellent job of assisting DIY, but she didn't stay long. Very quiet, wore glasses, I'd say about mid 20s. She had the softest boobs.

[Sunkist]

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

Nope. Korean. What makes you say she'll do the deed if a monger is Chinese? I'm just curious.

[Niteluvr]

Have you been following me around? That is me. She still wouldn't shake Mr. Happy.

I hate that my posts are delayed.

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

[Niteluvr]

That is when you stand up and aim at something important in the room, or turn real fast and shoot on her and then give the HJ universal sign. Or if you have balls as big as Nite, open the door and blow it in the hallway.

In my younger days I could do the Peter North thing (shoot 4-5 feet with accuracy) , but no more. 2- 2-5 is probably the norm now, on a good day. Feel free to play Taps. As I have said before, if a massage girl is pissing you off, suggest you aim your shortened trajectory for any electronics or other strategic items (posters, paintings, etc) that would be monetarily hard to replace or clean up. Not suggesting you be bitter, just suggesting you think clearly in the situation you encounter and aim accordingly.

Vette, not sure what you mean by the universal HJ sign. If you've already told the woman you'll splooge on her tits, then rear up and jizz on her face, not sure what the jackoff sign would insinuate after the fact. Did I miss something?

[OldMassageGuy]

That is when you stand up and aim at something important in the room, or turn real fast and shoot on her and then give the HJ universal sign. Or if you have balls as big as Nite, open the door and blow it in the hallway.

Do try to persist and raise your bullshit level a bit. Might not work but always worth a try. BTW, glad you did not tip since you didn't get anything.

[Niteluvr]

Stopped by Oriental Massage (US29 near Pleasant Hill). There was a black girl, an asian woman that was hitting close to 50, and the asian manager that looked to be mid 40s. Went with the manager be / see her body was decent for what appeared to be her age. Massage was pretty decent. After the flip, I removed the towel, and she covered with an itty bitty paper. Asked for HE but she wouldn't do it. Had to settle for DIY. Paid. 6 for house. No tip.

Do try to persist and raise your bullshit level a bit. Might not work but always worth a try. BTW, glad you did not tip since you didn't get anything.

[Captain Howdy]

Said her name was Young. She looked to be around 40.

Nite,

You have to appreciate their sense of irony. Thanks for the excellent and detailed report. You're as thorough as a banker.

Enjoy the ride (all over Atlanta) ,

Captain Howdy

[Sunkist]

The only way to nail Judy is to dye your skin yellow, your hair black and shorten your dick a couple of inches.

Have you been following me around? That is me. She still wouldn't shake Mr. Happy.

I hate that my posts are delayed.

[CtownBoy]

Stopped by Oriental Massage (US29 near Pleasant Hill). There was a black girl, an asian woman that was hitting close to 50, and the asian manager that looked to be mid 40s. Went with the manager be / see her body was decent for what appeared to be her age. Massage was pretty decent. After the flip, I removed the towel, and she covered with an itty bitty paper. Asked for HE but she wouldn't do it. Had to settle for DIY. Paid. 6 for house. No tip.

The same exact thing happen to me. After flip she kept grazing my general and his two privates and I looked at her to give her the motion for HE but I too had to settle for DIY with assists. She tricked me bad because the entire 10 mins the general was at full salute and she kept staring at it and giving me eye contact as well as not one time tried to cover him up. Before my DIY I thought I had the opportunity for more but no haps!

[Niteluvr]

Where is this place. Seems like I've seen it, but can't remember where. Also, why did you pay so much?

Royal is the old Chalet at 3056 Oakcliff Road, which is a couple of traffic lights north of K Treatment.

[Niteluvr]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

The only way to nail Judy is to dye your skin yellow, your hair black and shorten your dick a couple of inches.