Massage Parlor Reports

[Sunkist]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

Yes, I had Judy about a month ago. Cutest thing I've seen in all the Chinese-owned MP. There was a decent runner-up who worked in the MP right off of Jimmy Carter in the Hong Kong Supermarket plaza who did an excellent job of assisting DIY, but she didn't stay long. Very quiet, wore glasses, I'd say about mid 20s. She had the softest boobs.

[Sunkist]

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

Nope. Korean. What makes you say she'll do the deed if a monger is Chinese? I'm just curious.

[Niteluvr]

Have you been following me around? That is me. She still wouldn't shake Mr. Happy.

I hate that my posts are delayed.

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

[Niteluvr]

That is when you stand up and aim at something important in the room, or turn real fast and shoot on her and then give the HJ universal sign. Or if you have balls as big as Nite, open the door and blow it in the hallway.

In my younger days I could do the Peter North thing (shoot 4-5 feet with accuracy) , but no more. 2- 2-5 is probably the norm now, on a good day. Feel free to play Taps. As I have said before, if a massage girl is pissing you off, suggest you aim your shortened trajectory for any electronics or other strategic items (posters, paintings, etc) that would be monetarily hard to replace or clean up. Not suggesting you be bitter, just suggesting you think clearly in the situation you encounter and aim accordingly.

Vette, not sure what you mean by the universal HJ sign. If you've already told the woman you'll splooge on her tits, then rear up and jizz on her face, not sure what the jackoff sign would insinuate after the fact. Did I miss something?

[OldMassageGuy]

That is when you stand up and aim at something important in the room, or turn real fast and shoot on her and then give the HJ universal sign. Or if you have balls as big as Nite, open the door and blow it in the hallway.

Do try to persist and raise your bullshit level a bit. Might not work but always worth a try. BTW, glad you did not tip since you didn't get anything.

[Niteluvr]

Stopped by Oriental Massage (US29 near Pleasant Hill). There was a black girl, an asian woman that was hitting close to 50, and the asian manager that looked to be mid 40s. Went with the manager be / see her body was decent for what appeared to be her age. Massage was pretty decent. After the flip, I removed the towel, and she covered with an itty bitty paper. Asked for HE but she wouldn't do it. Had to settle for DIY. Paid. 6 for house. No tip.

Do try to persist and raise your bullshit level a bit. Might not work but always worth a try. BTW, glad you did not tip since you didn't get anything.

[Captain Howdy]

Said her name was Young. She looked to be around 40.

Nite,

You have to appreciate their sense of irony. Thanks for the excellent and detailed report. You're as thorough as a banker.

Enjoy the ride (all over Atlanta) ,

Captain Howdy

[Sunkist]

The only way to nail Judy is to dye your skin yellow, your hair black and shorten your dick a couple of inches.

Have you been following me around? That is me. She still wouldn't shake Mr. Happy.

I hate that my posts are delayed.

[CtownBoy]

Stopped by Oriental Massage (US29 near Pleasant Hill). There was a black girl, an asian woman that was hitting close to 50, and the asian manager that looked to be mid 40s. Went with the manager be / see her body was decent for what appeared to be her age. Massage was pretty decent. After the flip, I removed the towel, and she covered with an itty bitty paper. Asked for HE but she wouldn't do it. Had to settle for DIY. Paid. 6 for house. No tip.

The same exact thing happen to me. After flip she kept grazing my general and his two privates and I looked at her to give her the motion for HE but I too had to settle for DIY with assists. She tricked me bad because the entire 10 mins the general was at full salute and she kept staring at it and giving me eye contact as well as not one time tried to cover him up. Before my DIY I thought I had the opportunity for more but no haps!

[Niteluvr]

Where is this place. Seems like I've seen it, but can't remember where. Also, why did you pay so much?

Royal is the old Chalet at 3056 Oakcliff Road, which is a couple of traffic lights north of K Treatment.

[Niteluvr]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

The only way to nail Judy is to dye your skin yellow, your hair black and shorten your dick a couple of inches.

[OldMassageGuy]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

Yeah, I doubt she'll ever budge. How many times have you tried? I've only seen her once.

[Niteluvr]

I've seen her twice and had good rapport with her. She's been real sweet to me so I may push it if I go again. I do think she's a cute girl. Thanks for the info Nite.

Good luck. She did seem to be more hardened than the firs time I saw her, generally more suspicious about everything. Would suggest using a fake name with her. Again, when I was there yesterday and some guy called, his name was proudly displayed on her phone.

[Snipe 7430]

Where is this place. Seems like I've seen it, but can't remember where. Also, why did you pay so much?

The old chalat.

[Popeofmypants]

Yeah, she used to be that way when she first started at that location but I suspect she's softened up a bit. She was going to do massage and topless HJ for $100. Trust me, I have no charm so her reasons have to be economic although she stays busy. Her appointment after mine called twice while I was talking to her. He was asking if he could show up early. I probably should have done the deed for $160 (tried to get $140) but her demeanor was turning me off. You just have to press the issue until she gives in or it's obvious that she won't. Smile and negotiate nicely.

I've seen her twice and had good rapport with her. She's been real sweet to me so I may push it if I go again. I do think she's a cute girl. Thanks for the info Nite.