Streetwalker Reports

[Shithead06]

Made a quick trip to the loops on the Eastside last evening. Wasn't much out. I finally stopped for one that might work for a quick pop. Turned out to be my best trip ever. I believe her name was Ash or Alis or something like that. Skinny black haired girl with a small chest and cute butt. I just wanted a quick pipe cleaning, it was very nice for standard fees. When I got home I noticed some money next to my lap. I pick it up and low and behold there was three twenties in a bunch. First time I have ever been paid to recieve a pipe cleaning. LOL at this rate I'm wondering if I should give up my day job and loop full time.

Shitty

[DoeSurfer]

All right it looks like nothing I've done to this forum has been productive I tried to be cool but it looks like whenever I try I've either picked up the wrong PERSON or I try to get some information from someone who beat me to the punch ERGO I QUIT COLD TURKEY. It was the forum that got me in to this habit and its the forum that got me out so actually this may sound weird but

THANK YOU!

There is no adversarial relationship here, so it should not be about winning and losing. Everyone here wants one thing: A free flow of information that can be used to make this hobby safer, more enjoyable, and more cost effective for all.

Yes, you have made some "mistakes." However, many more people (with the exception of the posting of the photograph) have made the same mistakes that you have made, except some may not have drawn attention to themselves by posting about their misadventures. This forum is about sharing information. When people that have more experience provide guidance and correction, TRUST ME, no matter how rude you may perceive that "guidance" to be, it is a lot less costly and potentially damaging than the lesson that you could have learned on the loop / in some back alley if no one here set you strait. (Hell, I may get some sh! T from people for writing this post) Think about it: (1) if you didn't get guidance from the forum about your most "public" date, then you may have had numerous more encounters with the person and potentially put yourself in a very precarious situation when your "date's" true nature became known; and (2) if you didn't get guidance from the forum regarding your picture, then you may have done it again, but to the wrong person, and inadvertently resulted in a problem for yourself or the hobbyist in the picture.

When I was younger, if my older brothers they saw me doing something stupid which could either get me or someone else hurt, they corrected me. The degree of harshness of the correction directly correlated to severity of what I had done, or what I was planning to do. From what I can gather, the same principle applies on this forum. Frankly, you should be happy that people take the time out of their day to provide you with guidance and insight.

[Rizalboy]

Nothing worse than a guy that talks tough from behind a keyboard. Exactly what we were talking about be with being civil with one another. If you have to call names to get your point across then you have very little of a point to make.

I'm pretty sure I didn't call you or anyone else any names. Please know that. And even if I did, it wouldn't diminish my point in the slightest. If you want to defend him and other entitled folk, feel free. It's no skin off my back. But a quick one liner isn't going to change my mind regarding their usefulness as posters. I base my opinion only on what they write.

If I'm wrong, great, I'll apologize. But that Dj Holly stalker has little to no evidence of even being a hobbyist. More importantly, I qualified my statement with an if. If he's an imposter monger, then s / he should know that we will never help them embarrass someone. Every "Senior" poster has seen troublemakers posing as mongers on this board plenty of times. Djwhatever's comments on the lifestyle itself is a tell tale sign that they are here for the specific purpose of hurting someone. And I'm not going to play ball. But you can feel free to find Holly, take a pic and send it to him. I won't. If that makes me an elitist, thank God.

This is the thing I've been saying forever on here. If someone on here has a number you want, earn it. Back in the day when a poster came on here just begging for info without bothering to RTFF or sharing, they were slammed by the entire board. And most learn and grow. If you want to defend the people begging, feel free. But that's how the quality of this board has slowly deteriorated as a community.

By the way, I'll never have a need to talk tough.

[Gowers]

I've been too busy for much cruising lately, but I did make it to Dundalk late Tuesday / early Wednesday. I saw only a few girls out, and the only one that was where I spotted them after my loop around the block was Theresa, a girl with a crappy face that I didn't notice due to her skimpy tanktop that didn't do a great job of holding in some nice-sized tits. We went back to her spot, which looked vaguely familiar to me, and she asked for. 4 for head and I countered with. 25, which she accepted.

She got to work with her middling-at-best BJ skills, and after three or four minutes she began to complain about the time. I told her to take a break for a few minutes and play with herself while she engaged in some dirty talk, to which she replied,"I don't know how to do that." That is when I realized why the spot we were in was familiar:

What transpired this week was basically the exact same thing that happened in early March, down to the constant complaining and the cumspitting accompanied by coughing that made it sound like Theresa was losing a lung. I know the third time's a charm, but I WILL NOT REPEAT (but I've said that before).

I don't pick up SWs all that often, so I'd think I could remember them, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Has anyone else ever gone back to the well accidentally?

Is Theresa late 40s, ok ass, green eyes, fake tits, no nipples (at least the right one which she flashed, she said her tits were rebuilt after a mastectomy)? I met her on Dundalk ave Fri and passed on it due to lack of time, got digits, but goes straight to voicemail which is full. She seemed OK and wasn't even bitchy when I told her later. I'm just wondering if this is the same Theresa.

[RookieMonger]

Hey Rook. This was my experience with Sadie.

Hey C,

Sadie told me that I was more CHARMING than you! That's why she let me take pics! J / K.

Rook

[Punished]

Thoughtful response, PassionDweller.

Literally every three pages someone begs for info with no regard for sharing or learning about the forum at all. Do you know why shit like the above needs to be repeated? Because people don't follow the culture of the Baltimore forum anyway.

If you go into a situation where other people know more than you, you stay quiet and learn from them before running your yap. If you ask strangers for something, you ask politely. If the neophytes can't pony up some common fucking courtesy or be bothered to learn a few things about how shit works around here, then they deserve as much open faced profanity laden derision as they get. I'm not risking my ass with Uncle Leo nor jeopardizing any girls I know with a moron who couldn't be bothered to at least say "please" nonetheless taking a few fucking minutes to learn the basics of mongering. Holy fucking shit, Jackson made a search function, an advanced search function and there are ENTIRE threads devoted to learning the ropes (not to mention literally hundreds of posts ON THIS VERY THREAD showing new folks the way to playing well with others).

I can't even fathom why anyone would defend that bullshit. On another note, There is something wrong with DJcreem's stalker like posts. I will never ever share my pics of Holly with him (her?) for several reasons. Firstly, s / he's never shared any useful information with any post ever. S / he's never said why s / he requires the pic. Is it verification? S / he claims to be close to Holly openly stating that none of us even know where Holly lives / works. If he's so close to her, why the need for a pic from one of us? Most importantly, s / he straight disparaged the monger hobby lifestyle to Cls of all people-one of the most generous, prolific posters on the entire USAG. If you are on this forum and say how sad it is for anybody to pick up a SW, chances are you're a woman or a bible thumper. In other words, you're an imposter monger trying to get us and / or a SW in trouble. Djcreem can go fuck himself for that one.

Thundra89, I think you're a good poster and all, but please take down that pic. Between blue cameras and possible LE presence on the board, let's not make it easier for the Law to whoop up on one of our own. Please.

Oh yeah, Lori is still cute as a button:

Nothing worse than a guy that talks tough from behind a keyboard. Exactly what we were talking about be with being civil with one another. If you have to call names to get your point across then you have very little of a point to make.

Happy HUnting.

[Punished]

All right it looks like nothing I've done to this forum has been productive I tried to be cool but it looks like whenever I try I've either picked up the wrong PERSON or I try to get some information from someone who beat me to the punch ERGO I QUIT COLD TURKEY. It was the forum that got me in to this habit and its the forum that got me out so actually this may sound weird but

THANK YOU!

Sorry to see you leave but to each there own. You are always welcome to return regardless of the timing. Good Luck.

Happy Hunting.

[Immanuel Kunt]

Quitters never win.

[Youngster83]

All right it looks like nothing I've done to this forum has been productive I tried to be cool but it looks like whenever I try I've either picked up the wrong PERSON or I try to get some information from someone who beat me to the punch ERGO I QUIT COLD TURKEY. It was the forum that got me in to this habit and its the forum that got me out so actually this may sound weird but

THANK YOU!

Sounds like someone needs to get laid.

[Thundra89]

All right it looks like nothing I've done to this forum has been productive I tried to be cool but it looks like whenever I try I've either picked up the wrong PERSON or I try to get some information from someone who beat me to the punch ERGO I QUIT COLD TURKEY. It was the forum that got me in to this habit and its the forum that got me out so actually this may sound weird but

THANK YOU!

[Crg3400]

While I have had my say to thundra 89 about his pic, this is an appeal to Jackson to take the pic down and never put any pic of this nature up. This just give LE another tool to use against us. Mongers identifying mongers. I am sure LE looks at this forum from time to time. I know there are pics of the girls on here, but LE don't need the forum to find the girls. Most of the girls already have LE contact, and the girls agree to taking pics, this is not true for most mongers. I am sure community watch is on here also, and while of taking there own pics, they can use these pic to confirm theirs. Under posting guidelines, I'm quoting (This website is not here to assist you or LE in embarrassing these unfortunate individuals) Posting pics of monger's cars can only be use in this way.

[Cls9637]

In my travels on Sunday I saw two girls walking on Fairhaven. One was really scraggly looking and the other was cute. I stopped and first the scraggly one came over, but I told her I was stopping for the other one. Once she got in the first thing she says is "I don't have sex, and I'm not an addict or a working girl, I just have bills to pay, so I always get 50 for head." I told her I can pay that as long as it includes pictures. She reacted as though I had slapped her on her face, and said absolutely no pictures. I said OK and started to turn around to take her back, She came down to 45, then 40 and finally 35, but no pictures. I could see that even though she was cute, I think there would have been issues with her, so I just took her back. Then the scraggly looking one tried to get in saying she's open to anything. I told her no thanks and drove off. I believe the pretty one's name was Sadie.

Hey Rook. This was my experience with Sadie.

[Breast Fed]

Feeling unsatisfied, proceeded to head east and picked this civilian lookin new gal Bri (brown hair, mid 20's baring a nice thigh in those short shorts) from the gas station by CB. She looked clean and sober and knows street rate well. Was going to do only half but changed mind upon seeing that Bush (she says she usually trims, but hasn't had sausage in a while so got lazy) with that cute little pearl hidden within when doing the "cop check". ("To make sure you are not a cop, I'd like you to drop your pants and show me")

Since tim only took cash (and I low in cash) , took her to White E. On US1. Had a great workout session. The oral was Ok for appetizer purpose and the puppies (close to C size) were not so firm but not saggy either. The only drawback is the teeth (result of domestic violence and will be fixed next month by some sugar daddy) which did not affect her oral skills and the pouch which I did not mind.

After working out a sweat, left the premise in a hurry and that's when she and I started to feel the itch in the arms and other areas that came into contact with the sheet (namely not the groin). The itch eventually went away after returning home and took a prolonged shower.

It's time to visit the free clinic.

Could be bed bugs or scabies. Wash ALL your clothes in very hot water also.

[RookieMonger]

Good morning my fellow mongers,

I had the chance to monger and checked out PP / Conkling but didn't find any SW's to my liking so I headed to Dundalk since there seem to be a increased in action. While there were more sws out than PP / Conkling, Our UNCLE was also very visible so be very careful if you are in Dundalk (as you should be in all areas).

After a couple passes, I spot this HOT blonde walking just past the highs on Dundalk Ave but I tried for the pickup twice & was rejected. I wasn't sure if it was me (I know right) or if she wasn't a working girl. I than spot a cute brunette on Dundalk Ave & Youngstown Ave I believe. I pull down the side street for the pickup. Jen (sp) was her name. 23 whyear old I proceeded to my spot & we never discussed the donation beforehand. I than told her I wanted a pipe cleaning for the usual donation & she was fine with it.

Jen starts the deed & was pretty good, nice dt action, lots of slurping & let me FF her while grabbing the back of her head. In the meantime, my hand goes exploring & she didn't complain when I entered her brown hole or her kitty. She had a super tight kitty & w / o any stench, I asked her about an upgrade. She replied sure & wanted another. 20.

I countered with $9. 00 more! LOL.

She said that was fine so I covered up & started with her mish. It was night time so I didn't wanted to take any pics with the flash but she was opened to pics at another time. While pounding away at this tight kitty, I threw out the chance of me entering her brown hole. Her reply 'SURE"!

WELL, I wasn't going to disappointed the gal so I put some lube on her brown eye & slowly entered a very nice, even tighter hole! She said she enjoys anal as much as door #1.

It didn't take me long once I was in the brown hole & erupted whith sheer delight!

We clean up & head back. I took a different way back because on our way to my spot, I spot one of our UNCLES in the parking lot of the OLD Coach House (Squires carryout) watching traffic. I was able to take a quick pic of Jen.

(I loved her eraser size nips!) & another as I dropped her off.

I do have digits but

1) I haven't tried them

2) Not sure if I will be able to before I head back south.

3) Met a 21 y.o brunette named Sadie on Patapsco Sunday night (I haven't had time to post than encounter yet) that I want to hook up ASAP!

Enjoy the pics! Rook

[SlapHappy4]

Hey Guys had a gap between jobs and figured, might as well use me time wisely. Started out at W / W plenty of girls but nothing golden (for so I Know) saw some girls that MIGHT. Have been on duty that looked good problem with some of them is AS I like to say it."ON DuTY Or not I CANn be difficult to know whether some girls are "ON DUTY sometimes especiallyy if they are talking or walking with other people sometimes fellow SWs I saw many SWs however all at the corner of Wilkens and Payson including my Angel. Most were one I had a bad feeling about. I saw one girl with Pocahontas like braids that I wasn' quite sure of but maybe you huys could fill me in. The one I Really wanted was this curvy girl in a black tank top that I THOUGHT was with 2 other SWs one wearing a tube dress and the other with a wife beater. I even went in to the store I KNEW she was going to Enter BUT When I talked to her she didn't strike up much conversation even though she saw me go in and all So I figures she wasn't ON DUTY Started throwing in the towell and heading to B / CB first saw a blonde SW with short hair by the church off of 6th and Pontiac Thought it might be Samantha? PASS! Went out further to fair haven started looping for a while NOTHING went back around to Patapsco ave and saw a SW "GETTING READY I was like Oh Boy just got to loop around and she'll be ready well I did loop around and saw this WSW withe an orange top exposing her belly. I was finally going to swoop in UNTIL. A DUDE WITH A WHITE CHEVY BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH whoevver You Are GOOD WORK. If you re reading this post let us know I got a shot of his car. I removed the tag for his privacy and mine So come out and tell us about yyour adventure

I don't usually feel the need to add to the pile up when the other members have made great points. Before posting some other mongers scoop you should consider if you would like the same done to you? This fourm is kind of a team effort, don't be an individual.