Massage Parlor Reports

**Any Mouse** · 08-06-12 17:01

It should make you aware of a menace in the midst of our hobby!

**AKFourtySeven** · 08-04-12 13:42

I stopped by yesterday. They were busy. Told to come back later. They always seem busy in the middle of the afternoon.

**Aman Tuleev** · 08-03-12 21:09

Just saw their ad on CL. Did anybody try old court house road?

Stay safe,

Aman

**Captn Stubbing** · 08-02-12 12:35

Originally Posted by PaxtonQuigley [View Original Post]

Congratulations, you are an idiot, you think you were so funny. This place has been closed down. It was one of my favorite places to relieve my sciatic nerve pain. And get some well deserved stress relief too. I activated this account to just remind you that "the others" are viewing these post too. This is not Nevada, it is the hypocritical Virginia. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and on the massage table.

I went to both AMPs yesterday in Vienna across from the IHOP near 50. Couldn't get full service from either place, despite offering a large wad of cash and some gift certificates to VS. VA AMPs suck.

**PaxtonQuigley** · 07-31-12 22:34

Originally Posted by BilalIngram [View Original Post]

Since my original op was classified as TGTBT, I decided to take on a low level op to an AMP named Booja Spa in Herndon. When I was made contact I was a little disappointed and almost aborted the mission because the Sgt at Arms was a vet with many, many years on her. She lead my to one of the briefing rooms where I waited for my contact. In less than 30 seconds in walks in my contact:

Be safe and watch your 6

Congratulations, you are an idiot, you think you were so funny. This place has been closed down. It was one of my favorite places to relieve my sciatic nerve pain. And get some well deserved stress relief too. I activated this account to just remind you that "the others" are viewing these post too. This is not Nevada, it is the hypocritical Virginia. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and on the massage table.

**MrSunnyHills** · 07-31-12 20:27

So with thanks to a newbie, I headed out to Garden. (easy stop on the way from Vienna Metro). Unfortunately, the choice wasn't available, so I went with the flow. Extremely short and slim, quite old technician greeted me and took me to the room. Well, rather than try to wait, I said what the heck. She provided a very competent and complete shower. Back in the room,"how heavy". I like good massage, so I said heavy. Well, she crunched, kneaded and walked and did a great job with all. Then, upon the turn, there was a slightly higher than Nova typical finish, and I was pleasantly surprised. If you want a young face, skip it. But if you are more focused on a good massage and a good finish (and she's not pudgy) , it's worth a try.

Mr. S

**BoSoxMan** · 07-31-12 15:33

Ok ok people where are these busty massage parlors LOL. I have been trying to find me one and just keep coming up short.

**Idk85** · 07-31-12 12:29

Originally Posted by AznSandz [View Original Post]

I'm a new transplant from the west coast and decided that after the move it was time to relax and see if there were any new and exciting places to expore. Ended up on BP and found a AMP just outside the beltway. Nice private location located at the end of a small commercial complex on the second floor. The woman (mid 40s, thick, large twins, looks 4/10) that showed me to my room said only 30 min massage because several people showed up after my arrival. I agreed and. 6 gone. I stripped and laid down on the table. Received an ok massage. Nothing to write home about, but overall ok. She didn't graze anything as she massaged me, and then when she completed she began to leave. I turned over and waved her back, and required a little bit of coaching to get her to agree to a HJ. She warned me that it's not allowed, but proceeded (maybe helped because I'm asian?). After a little work was able to say hello to her twins and then the popcorn began popping. Tipped. 4 and left. I ended up returning for a second time (although I wanted to visit a different place) and somehow drew her again. She was much more willing the second time and ended up dropping her shorts so the guitar fingers could strum a big. Allowed me to get very personal with the twins. Same price. Probably would not return anytime soon because I enjoy the newness of things.

Interestingly, I went to that place too; however, I drew another person. It was my first time. I didn't have to coach her to do nothing. During the massage, she kept spreading my ass cheeks. The massage was okay with a HE. 6 for 30 and 4 for tip. I wanted to see that big titty woman (I got a thing for tits. Ha) but she was on "vacation". I knew it was bs because I called ahead and the person on the phone said she was there.

**JNewMonic** · 07-30-12 22:34

A lemon or lime treat.

Whats up boys,

Just joined the forum and newbie to the hobby. I was driving in Alexandrea and here's where I dazed off and my dream begins.

Entered a building, took elevator down and rung the door bell. Mamasan was really nice and I picked. 8 for 1 hour ushered me into a room where I met my provider (probably mid 20's. Thick but nice and busty, don't know name) and got in a robe. TS came next and she did a good job the usual I guess from the rest of the reports. After which was the back massage, first under some kind of cloth, then under hot towels, and finally naked. Upon flip no talk of tip strait to the rub and tug where she pulled out her nice big juggs that she let me massage while she was doing her thing. 30 mins passed and I couldn't cum so she let me massage her ass while she tried to finish the deed. Finally I busted and money shot her face.

After still no mention of tip but I pulled out some for her anyway which was. 6, probably to much as I begin reading the rest of the reports. I broke the rules and brought more than I was going to spend and she saw that so I gave her the rest.

In total $.6 I know its pricey. But good for my first time there and a safe intro to the hobby. I wouldn't mind dreaming about the place again, but I'd rather find a nice in call or out. To bad I don't know any yet haha. PM me if you need more details on the place if you didn't get the hint.

Regards,

Jonny Newmonic

**AznVrep** · 07-30-12 21:00

Visited a Russian massage provider and drew the blond. They live in an apt / condo in Alexandria and I had to catch a cab from the metro to get there. Front door required a code, which didn't work so she met me. She was attractive (6. 5/10) and probably around 6'0" spinner type. Elected for the 60 min massage and left a 1. 5 donation. Massage was the lightest massage ever (1/10) with a lot of awkwardness. I should have gone for 30 min and saved some $, but her accent is so sexy. Finished with the standard nova, but again the lightest touch ever (some may like it). Also unable to free the friends, would not return.

**AznVrep** · 07-30-12 19:56

I'm a new transplant from the west coast and decided that after the move it was time to relax and see if there were any new and exciting places to expore. Ended up on BP and found a AMP just outside the beltway. Nice private location located at the end of a small commercial complex on the second floor. The woman (mid 40s, thick, large twins, looks 4/10) that showed me to my room said only 30 min massage because several people showed up after my arrival. I agreed and. 6 gone. I stripped and laid down on the table. Received an ok massage. Nothing to write home about, but overall ok. She didn't graze anything as she massaged me, and then when she completed she began to leave. I turned over and waved her back, and required a little bit of coaching to get her to agree to a HJ. She warned me that it's not allowed, but proceeded (maybe helped because I'm asian?). After a little work was able to say hello to her twins and then the popcorn began popping. Tipped. 4 and left. I ended up returning for a second time (although I wanted to visit a different place) and somehow drew her again. She was much more willing the second time and ended up dropping her shorts so the guitar fingers could strum a big. Allowed me to get very personal with the twins. Same price. Probably would not return anytime soon because I enjoy the newness of things.

**JohnnyK26** · 07-29-12 12:45

Originally Posted by Cupin Dude [View Original Post]

Went to TK, got CBJ, HJ & FS.

Mimi was my draw. Late 30's small cute dress.

Massage. 4.

Skills. 7.

Looks. 5.

Body. 7.

Top. B's natural.

Willingness. 9.

Attitude. 9.

TS. 7/8.

Pops. 2 (she tried hard for 3)

Damage $70 (house + tip)

It's the TK near 495/95s.

Stay safe.

CD

Thanks for the info will try this place and see if its as good as you say.

Thanks again

**JohnnyK26** · 07-29-12 12:37

Originally Posted by GogolOhm [View Original Post]

So after reading topics and posts for a while, I thought I'd take the plunge and go to the river spa in N. VA by Lee Hwy.

Keep in mind this was the first time going to any AMP so I felt pretty green but thankfully there's people nice enough to share their experience so it wasn't too awkward. It's in this little korean business area and it's all the way furthest into the plaza and by itself without any real signage. I knocked on the door and was asked for an I'd to verify age and asked if I had come before. Said no (dumb) and went in agreeing for. 6 for an hour.

She was probably 40-50yrs old but I didn't ask for anyone else. Though I noticed some one much younger. First time doing a TS and it was great and by that time I wasnt nervous any more. The massage itself was pleasant and was good and I never noticed what time it was or how long I was there for actually. She paid extra attention where I was aching the most and then went for a regular nova on the flip without discussing any tippage only that I would "take care of her" and was okay with some mutual touch.

I ended up tipping her. 6 which is probably too much in hindsight but I was pleased. Good way to spend a morning hung over.

Thanks for the info, may try to stop by this place myself. I've always found that if you say you have been there twice, but not in a couple of months that seems to help break the ice.

**Ymmv Alot** · 07-28-12 22:51

After a recent long car trip, I stopped by CTM, but Sarah was too busy to see me (so this review is not about CTM).

I decided to TOFTT and try another mixing bowl local location that I've not seen reviewed here. The people were friendly, the experience was pleasant although a bit bland (lacking even simulated enthusiasm / actual interest). Details follow for those interested.

Location: convenient and somewhat discrete parking behind a small office complex. This location has entrances on both sides, but the back parking lot is apparently preferred. Like another 3-letter mixing bowl location, you have to wait outside while the door is answered. So, although convenient to parking, perhaps the "front door entrance" is more discrete (but since I did not see it, I do not know for sure).7/10.

Arrival: Very friendly MMS / receptionist. She told me here name (Arial I think. I am not certain). Inside is a bit on the dull / plain / utilitarian side. Subdued lighting. Everyone here appeared to be over 50 (not a problem for me, but if it is for you, go elsewhere).8. 5/10.

TS: none. Stand up shower in large room available, assisted may or may not be standard.

Provider: Blue. Very slender, bustier than many, unique facial features, appropriately cautious as this was my first visit. Massage. Lighter than I like (I asked for medium). No real pattern to her massage strokes. A basic kind of swedish (not really) backrub. When worked on legs, felt good. 7/8/5/7.

Overall. 6 or 7. Standard rates and tip.

Not sure if it was really an experience fit for a king, but.

YMMV Alot

**GogolOhm** · 07-27-12 17:12

So after reading topics and posts for a while, I thought I'd take the plunge and go to the river spa in N. VA by Lee Hwy.

Keep in mind this was the first time going to any AMP so I felt pretty green but thankfully there's people nice enough to share their experience so it wasn't too awkward. It's in this little korean business area and it's all the way furthest into the plaza and by itself without any real signage. I knocked on the door and was asked for an I'd to verify age and asked if I had come before. Said no (dumb) and went in agreeing for. 6 for an hour.

She was probably 40-50yrs old but I didn't ask for anyone else. Though I noticed some one much younger. First time doing a TS and it was great and by that time I wasnt nervous any more. The massage itself was pleasant and was good and I never noticed what time it was or how long I was there for actually. She paid extra attention where I was aching the most and then went for a regular nova on the flip without discussing any tippage only that I would "take care of her" and was okay with some mutual touch.

I ended up tipping her. 6 which is probably too much in hindsight but I was pleased. Good way to spend a morning hung over.