Streetwalker Reports

**Whoreologist** · 08-01-12 01:11

Originally Posted by PassionDweller [View Original Post]

You really want to know where you need to go? I have two simple tips for you.

1. Reading. You can easily find the best places for your new hobby if you RTFF. When I first found this awesome page I read for a whole three minutes and found loads of information. Reading is awesome! Reading can stimulate your mind, imrpove your vocabulary, and it can educate you! If you are serious about this hobby then do some research. These guys do an awesome job at informing newbies. It might be difficult for you to read multiple pages and forums but I have faith in you.

2. If you are serious about taking up this hobby, get off your ass and search for these places! I barely found this awesome site last month but I've been doing this long before I discovered it. I learned the loops and providers by driving around and observing my surroundings. If I drive by a suspected mp that provides fun I google it and research every detail before I visit. If you are suspicious about a provider on BP, Google the number or read and see if anyone else has seen her. Seriously, you have to put effort in every single thing you do.

Overall, don't rely on being a mooch and asking for intel without giving any. I wish you luck in your quest and hope we can share intel and get along. I know I'm new to the forum and shouldn't be lashing out but I'm annoyed by these newbs asking for intel without getting out there and exploring. Looking forward to connecting with everyone!

This is a common enough question and response on this forum. I'm tired of seeing it take up space. What we need is a nice community wiki. Every city, every hotspot, every loop, providers profiled with pictures and ratings so that each person who leaves a review knows if he or she is talking about the same person. All the info is here in the forum, it just needs to be presented better. It's great to RTFF, but it's also quite tedious and not nearly as clear and informative as it ought to be.

Can anyone think of some way to implement something like this in a not-too-time-consuming manner? It would go a long way to end the eternal bickering with the newcomers.

**PassionDweller** · 07-31-12 22:44

Originally Posted by Cooley972 [View Original Post]

I'm tryin to find some one to fuck tell me were to go.

You really want to know where you need to go? I have two simple tips for you.

1. Reading. You can easily find the best places for your new hobby if you RTFF. When I first found this awesome page I read for a whole three minutes and found loads of information. Reading is awesome! Reading can stimulate your mind, imrpove your vocabulary, and it can educate you! If you are serious about this hobby then do some research. These guys do an awesome job at informing newbies. It might be difficult for you to read multiple pages and forums but I have faith in you.

2. If you are serious about taking up this hobby, get off your ass and search for these places! I barely found this awesome site last month but I've been doing this long before I discovered it. I learned the loops and providers by driving around and observing my surroundings. If I drive by a suspected mp that provides fun I google it and research every detail before I visit. If you are suspicious about a provider on BP, Google the number or read and see if anyone else has seen her. Seriously, you have to put effort in every single thing you do.

Overall, don't rely on being a mooch and asking for intel without giving any. I wish you luck in your quest and hope we can share intel and get along. I know I'm new to the forum and shouldn't be lashing out but I'm annoyed by these newbs asking for intel without getting out there and exploring. Looking forward to connecting with everyone!

**NiteTimer** · 07-31-12 21:55

Hello fellows.

Here is my latest report about some of the providers of the week.

I was late getting in from BWI. Saturday morning about 1:00 I was supposed to hook up w / Crystal for her birthday present, but she was a no show.

Hoping the BF isn't mistreating her or the city doesn't have her. BTW if you ever get to Fort Lauderdale, the escorts are ridiculously hot!

I then called my friend Ellie & she told me to catch her at the park across from the Burger King on Wash. Blvd.

We went back to my spot & got to business. She was a little too high. Had to keep her moving from a slow nod coming on.

Service was still good, & I returned her to the blvd. I met her BF, who is like in his early 40s, but looks 50ish.

Why she is w / this guy I don't know; he was calling me when she was locked up, hunting for bail money the week before.

Then bored, I drove around, just for the hell of it & ran past the Wilkens circle. I ran across a little thing called Candy, & we exchanged numbers.

I told her I was a bit tired but would call her later in the day, & she said to leave a message on her phone. I gave her a ten to get something to eat, but I didn't call her, & I'll tell you why later.

I got up Saturday hunting & found my friend Monica then surprise. Tiffany, so we all three went back & got nice & sweaty.

Tiffany really puts in work & Monica seems to have been paying more attention to improving her skills, so I was very pleased w / their work.

Driving back I was talking about some of the ladies; Tiffany then tells me to leave the girl named Candy alone.

I asked her if the girl had the bug or something &she told me that Candy was only 17. OS, because I was planning to smash that spinner up!

Later on I caught up w / this little thing I messed w / before named Nicole. She looked healthy, putting on a little weight, & her hair was a little reddish this time. We went back & had a good session, again it seems that her oral skills have improved too (more attention, or more practice?) ; either way I was drained, but no phone yet. Early Sunday morning I found Monica hanging out again, so I ran her back & bust that butt open. She seems to prefer back door because it hurts her most times w / vaginal. I'm fine w / that; no problem, glad to oblige anytime. Just call & I'm there w / some lube.

Later Sunday afternoon I was supposed to hook up w / Tiffany, but she didn't show & had no phone, so I went hunting again. I got a call from my buddy Ellie around then, & she was needing some money, so we met up, and went for a "medicine" run. I really hate doing that, & really hate being involved w / pharmaceuticals. The good thing is we ran across little Nicole during the hunt, so we had a trio worked out. I also ran across my friend Lori, whom I never get to play with, but always wind up giving her money anyway. Ellie & Nicole worked me out, & I thought I was finished for the day.

I get a call from another lady whose name I won't mentioned because she likes to waste time. She wanted to hook up & needed some money, so I go past her spot & wait for her to "get on". I got tired of waiting after 30 minutes & took off, & about then I get a call from Monica. She says she needs a little "help" so I rode around, grabbed her up; took her back & smashed that butt again. That was really appreciated, because I was pissed about the earlier incident.

There's nothing that time, patience & lube can't work out. Taking Monica back, I run across this friend of hers & mine named Sarah, but now I'm tired & it's late again so I'll have to crush that another time.

Let's hope everybody had fun this weekend & be careful of the LEOs; they were running hot for the end of the month.

**Punished** · 07-31-12 20:25

Originally Posted by Monger42 [View Original Post]

Is there a pic of her in here, so I don't pick her up. I have had SW doing that shit to me before.

If I see her again in the day time I will shot a pic so that others will know what she looks like. That will be my pleasure. I will even shoot a pic of the house so that you will know what it looks like from the alley drive way.

Happy Hunting.

**HuntNabj** · 07-31-12 19:39

Originally Posted by DoeSurfer [View Original Post]

Your post is titled Curtis Bay. The best thing for you to do is to drive to Curtis Bay. Find any woman walking down the street and ask her to "fuck." It is preferable for you to only ask those women that are walking with, or hanging out with a group of guys. In fact, if she is talking to / hanging around a bunch of guys, particularly if the guys look real tough and streetwise, it probably means that she is one of the better providers for you to "fuck". This is because guys tend to congregate around women that have good pu$$why that like to "fuck." Protocol is as follows: (1) If she is walking or standing with a group of guys, you just walk up to the biggest guy and tell him that you want to "fuck" the girl (make sure that you point to her and you get right in his face when you say it. It has to be the biggest guy, because that is a sign of respect) ; (2) If she is walking alone, drive up next to her in your car, roll the window down, and waive a wad of money out of the window screaming "I want to 'fuck'" (remember to scream as loud as possible, so other women can hear that you are trying to "fuck," just in case the one that you ask doesn't want to "fuck;" and (3) if you do not see any women out, alone or otherwise, the best thing to do is to ask a police officer where you can find a woman to "fuck". You want to ask a younger officer if possible, particularly one that has a cruiser with a cage / plexiglass barrier separating the back seats from the front seats of his cruiser or one that is driving a paddy wagon (police officers get a lot of pu$$why in Curtis Bay and they know all the girls that like to "fuck").

Trust me Cooley: If you follow my advice, you'll definitely get fucked.

DoeSurfer; That is so fuckin funny. I'm still laughing Good post. LMFAO

**Blackdawn** · 07-31-12 19:36

Anyone know what happened to phyllis from maude street in BP? Any info would be greatly appreciated!

**RayMichaels82** · 07-31-12 13:36

I did the C / PP loop last night and saw a lot of girls, most of whom were lacking in quality or discression, and so I went over to Dundalk. Off the Ave I picked up Angel, who was a civi 7 or 8- very cute- nice little Bs, nice ass, music note tramp stamp. We headed back to my spot where we negotiated-.25 plus tip if she was good. (She had made mention of needing another $60 to call it a night, and I said that this was a bit steep for a BJ. She laughed and said she'd never expect that from anyone, which is a surprising sentiment to hear from a SW these days.)

Angel was quite good with the BBBJ, taking off her top as soon as we got started and giving me unfettered access, and asking what I liked and not complaining. I was even thinking that I'd grab her a bite to eat and then let her earn the rest of that $60 and a bit more, but then the dramatics started.

Angel said she hadn't slept for 5 days and didn't have a place to stay at the moment, and talked about needing her fix. I finished and she spit, and before I broached the subject of continuing the date, she started geeking on me. There was mention of court-ordered rehab "if I don't die first," and some other comments that were equally depressing. She asked to borrow my phone, and, stupid me, I let her, for what I can only assume based on her end ot the conversation was an arrangement to pick up her meds. (Her phone was stolen last week.)

I dropped Angel off after an attempt to dissuade her from her addiction-based lifestyle with some talk of my time addicted to booze, which I'm sure had no effect at all, other than making me feel a bit better about myself. I didn't get digits because of her phone being stolen (and I'm not certain that I would've, just because I don't need the most blatent drug-user I've ever picked up having my phone number- and the irony of letting her use my phone to call her "doctor" doesn't escape me). I would repeat, though, hopefully with Angel being a little less geeky. I do hope she ends up in rehab, for all the good it'll probably do.

**CookyJar** · 07-31-12 09:02

I have been following the exploits on the Baltimore stage for years. Benchseats Rock and I have been buds from the beginning. You guys have a lot of talented girls, a number of talented photographers and most important; you have contributors who contribute on a regular basis. You guys keep it real.

Originally Posted by Shadesofgray [View Original Post]

Actually I was Lying on my back, she was sitting Lotus style on the bed with her hands and both feet around my person. Needless to say, she's very flexible!

Great report, great picture and an excellent position. If I can find the right girl, with nice feet; I am going to try this one. LOL.

CookyJar

**SirDrDunk** · 07-31-12 08:36

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

Went by the area in the early afternoon. It was way too early and didn't see any of the younger ones. Settled with a Beth (short brown hair in her late 30s and nice pair of shorts) whose a bit older than my usual taste but looked clean enough for the job. Went to a $10 room nearby for some privacy and was told that she's "new" to the area and to the "job" (yeah right). Since I wasn't into old sushi told her first that just wanted some orals. However despite her best effort, I can't seem to nut (another reason why I go for younger ones). Asked her to take off her pants and saw, underneath the Bush, a nice clean pot and did not smell bad and kinda wet when tickled. So, doubled the price and went for the hole. Finished with CIM. Great gal, nice personality and is currently living with some younger workers (who were out apparently).

Found out her "real" age afterward, she sure looked younger than her age (not that she's that old) but sure she got more fun from the poking than I did. LOL

I hit that before picked her up at Westside one morning she said that she doesn't do this often but needed some money. And yes she loves to hit from the back

**Gintonicrocks** · 07-31-12 08:04

Originally Posted by Cooley972 [View Original Post]

I'm tryin to find some one to fuck tell me were to go.

We have put a thread in the forum giving the loops. Look for it and read it, then read more of the threads and see if you can answer your own questions. In this way, you won't look like such a jerk when you do need assistance.

GTR

**DoeSurfer** · 07-31-12 08:04

Originally Posted by Cooley972 [View Original Post]

I'm tryin to find some one to fuck tell me were to go.

Your post is titled Curtis Bay. The best thing for you to do is to drive to Curtis Bay. Find any woman walking down the street and ask her to "fuck." It is preferable for you to only ask those women that are walking with, or hanging out with a group of guys. In fact, if she is talking to / hanging around a bunch of guys, particularly if the guys look real tough and streetwise, it probably means that she is one of the better providers for you to "fuck". This is because guys tend to congregate around women that have good pu$$why that like to "fuck." Protocol is as follows: (1) If she is walking or standing with a group of guys, you just walk up to the biggest guy and tell him that you want to "fuck" the girl (make sure that you point to her and you get right in his face when you say it. It has to be the biggest guy, because that is a sign of respect) ; (2) If she is walking alone, drive up next to her in your car, roll the window down, and waive a wad of money out of the window screaming "I want to 'fuck'" (remember to scream as loud as possible, so other women can hear that you are trying to "fuck," just in case the one that you ask doesn't want to "fuck;" and (3) if you do not see any women out, alone or otherwise, the best thing to do is to ask a police officer where you can find a woman to "fuck" . You want to ask a younger officer if possible, particularly one that has a cruiser with a cage / plexiglass barrier separating the back seats from the front seats of his cruiser or one that is driving a paddy wagon (police officers get a lot of pu$$why in Curtis Bay and they know all the girls that like to "fuck").

Trust me Cooley: If you follow my advice, you'll definitely get fucked.

**Cls9637** · 07-31-12 06:06

Originally Posted by Cooley972 [View Original Post]

I'm tryin to find some one to fuck tell me were to go.

Be careful what you ask for. Someone here is likely to tell you where to go.

**T Bone 3** · 07-31-12 01:12

Originally Posted by Oldmonger [View Original Post]

I tried to answer your PM.

OM

Mail box is empty.

Jules? Jewels? Julie?

Dated her a few years back and just ran into her over the weekend by the circle. Service A+. Legs are awesome but she is still missing part of her finger and her arms are festering up with some sores. She is on the program.

TB3

**Oldmonger** · 07-31-12 00:54

I tried to answer your PM.

OM

**Kim Park** · 07-30-12 21:46

Went by the area in the early afternoon. It was way too early and didn't see any of the younger ones. Settled with a Beth (short brown hair in her late 30s and nice pair of shorts) whose a bit older than my usual taste but looked clean enough for the job. Went to a $10 room nearby for some privacy and was told that she's "new" to the area and to the "job" (yeah right). Since I wasn't into old sushi told her first that just wanted some orals. However despite her best effort, I can't seem to nut (another reason why I go for younger ones). Asked her to take off her pants and saw, underneath the Bush, a nice clean pot and did not smell bad and kinda wet when tickled. So, doubled the price and went for the hole. Finished with CIM. Great gal, nice personality and is currently living with some younger workers (who were out apparently).

Found out her "real" age afterward, she sure looked younger than her age (not that she's that old) but sure she got more fun from the poking than I did. LOL