Massage Parlor Reports

**ElginMonk** · 07-27-12 07:35

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I got a good one for you. But your not taking Mail.

My mail is now cleared, message me if you want. I had a dream the other night about a provider that gives a great HJ for a twenty even. She is located in the burbs and has a blonde friend that will sit and watch.

**WalkBob** · 07-27-12 00:16

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Just like mopeds, they are fun to ride so long as your friends don't see it!

I'd rather been seen with a fat chick than ride one.

**Johnnie S** · 07-26-12 23:21

Originally Posted by Toosweet1975 [View Original Post]

Yumi is a legend. She is in the hall of fame of our Hobby.

Yeah, Yumi and Victoria from that place that used to be on Western next to that Carne Asada place. The popular ones just don't last. Well, at least I still sometimes go to that burrito place. Mia is at least good if you have legit muscle pain.

**Magooski** · 07-26-12 23:19

Just like mopeds, they are fun to ride so long as your friends don't see it!

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I new it Magooski like's old fat Chinese women. There a lot of fun Yes?.)

**Barney** · 07-26-12 19:43

Did a recon at the old Crane AMP. Thought it closed. New owner. Chinese lady. 40 ish. Not to bad lookin. Did not patake.

Any info? Barney

**Raoul Duke** · 07-26-12 15:31

Originally Posted by DrFelatio [View Original Post]

Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck!

You have to give a little to get a little, I don't know of any forum where that etiquette doesn't exist. Nevertheless, there's a wealth of information here that doesn't require a lot of thought to unlock. Once that's done and you've visited a few places, report back. I'm pretty certain that subsequent requests will yield positive responses. Until then, there's a pretty good chance that your posts will go unanswered or result in cryptic or possibly misguided information.

I understand your frustration, but characterizing forum members as arrogant and ignorant doesn't score points. It's all about sharing. Now, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, I offer a clue. If solved, I'm certain that you can unearth greener pastures on this and other forums. However, if you're looking for information that is blatantly available, there are plenty of other sites that you can visit.

Clue: Who was the first president? What's your favorite number (this should be a no-brainer)? What's the opposite of east?

**Gopher88** · 07-26-12 10:40

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Leslie is a great girl and everything is on the menu. I love the fact that she has pierced nipples and that I was brought a beer during our session. One issue that I had was her security guard situated in the room over. He is a non issue during the session.

I got a good one for you. But your not taking Mail.

**Real Winner** · 07-25-12 20:11

Originally Posted by Sticky Rice [View Original Post]

Chinatown is your best bet, the only thing on argyle is viet food and nail supplies. Nothing compared to Cali.

There is a blue eye in the sky east of the L. Closest pick up I've done was the bryn mawr L stop at four in the morning. Forgettable CBJ by a top heavy BSW. No name, mno digits. Occaaionally I get the look on clark s of touhy, but its usually too skanky.

**Real Winner** · 07-25-12 19:36

Originally Posted by DrFelatio [View Original Post]

Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck!

Many of your questions are answered here:

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/faq.php

As my electronics instructor was fond of saying "RTFM"

Lots of stuff to read. After the manual, just read the forums.

**Skonsk** · 07-25-12 10:21

The dr Wang mentioned was the same onea from the fire station.

Walked out on the first girl (sofia). Towel and no touhcing.

Sent me a second girl (wendy). No towel. But was going nowhere she wouoldnt touch it. So I left early.

Will not return

**DrFelatio** · 07-25-12 07:32

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

I would suspect lazy or weird. LEO would just read the post unless he was looking for new information.

Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck!

**BigJim4** · 07-25-12 03:38

Had to T. O. F. T. T and went to go see Jessie in West Bucktown. The place is clean and very discreet and I could tell there was 2 or 3 girls there because as I walked in I could hear 2 girls talking in the room while Jessie walked me in. I've had a Tantra before by almost everyone but never paid. 8 before so I decided to kill sum time. Jessie's Tantra was awesome because it was a Tantra / Swedish combo which I really needed. I can tell she went to school for the Swedish or has training. They also cater to foot fetish but Jessie doesn't do feet. I spent another. 5 on tip but I was never asked too but did it anyway because I'm going back next week and want to see if I build a re-pore and maybe more will be on the table next time. I left very happy at the end. LOL.
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-tantra-special-sexy-exotic-ladies-best-tantra-in-town-23/11591627
773-697-9733

I will NOT give details if you inbox me unless your a senior member and I don't mind some questions but throw me a bone and let me know your fav safe spot on the Northside or Southside of Chicago.

**Ucdiv** · 07-24-12 16:59

Per my previous post, I tried a few places looking for a new girl to be my regular. Here were some experiences.

1) Xindy. WHAT THE HELL. Easily the worst mongering experience ever. Walked in and got some older heavier set girl. Fine, I wasn't looking for looks too much but more technique. TS was ATROCIOUS. No touching, she treated me like a car that she was hosing down. Stood a good foot away from me and just hosed me down. So obviously no teasing or cleaning the boys. I insisted. She grudgingly got a doozy and washed them, looking away the whole time. I knew it was going to be a shitty experience. Massage was so, completely covered. I didn't even try for extras. She asked for a tip. I looked her dead in the eye and said,"No."

2) Archer. They have some new blood. Wanted to get one of the thinner girls. Paid. She walked me back. Got undressed. Who walks in? The troll from Halsted! AH! I told her to get the girl from the front. Girl tells me "We do it in turns. Her turn now." I said,"I'll be back." Dressed and left.

3) Apartment. PSE Jin. Major bait and switch. Ugly UIC looking engineering undergrad. Found out later that the girl in the ads is Thai porn star. Figures. I wasn't diligent. Walked away because of the bait and switch. Cannot throw away good hard earned monger money.

4) Ruby. Decent massage. Decent ending. Asked too much for too little.

Had a few more negative experiences. Still looking for an affordable girl ( 60 massage. 40/50 tip) to be a regular.

Any suggestions would be appreciated via PM.

**Ucdiv** · 07-24-12 16:47

I had a regular massage girl that I went to when I got the itch. She wasn't the most good looking girl, but she gave an amazing massage and always obliged with the HJ, never giving more.

I went looking for her the other day and found out she went back overseas. I tried out a few other places but it just wasn't worth it.

I didn't realize how good of a thing you have when you're a regular. I actually really miss her now! .

Anyhow, I did manage to get a provider named Vivian once at an MP on Archer Ave a few months ago. Long hair, wavy, good looking friendly licensed MT. She doesn't seem to be a regular anywhere but she did give me her cell number and told me to call her to set up a meeting at one of the spas. I don't have that anymore. If anyone does have it and would like to share please PM me.

**Antonio** · 07-24-12 15:43

"Yellow" was a short Chinese guy who ran an Asian apt. Operation for years and years-don't know if he's still in the biz. He started out on the north side (Sheridan Road.) , moved to Chinatown (on 24th Pl, just off Wentworth, where his wife kept a trinket shop) and the last location he had (that I know about) was on and. Glenwood. Always had sharp girls, from all over Asia. I've lost my tel. Contact with him. Can anyone help me out? PM me if you feel more comfortable doing so.