Massage Parlor Reports

[OldMassageGuy]

There was a little spinner that worked there that had really fucked up teeth. She was as sweet as she could be and gave a hell of a massage. She disappeared for a while, then I saw her back. She said she was out because she hurt her back, but would be back soon. Never saw her again. There was a Linda that worked there fairly recently that also gave a really good massage. She would tease, but nothing else. I called after they closed for a week or two and said she was gone. Too bad, I liked her massage and held out hope more might eventually be on the menu. I did have one DIY session with a lady, but never saw her again to see if she would finish next time. The infamous Sunny worked there for a minute and now is at Empress II, but she is for a discussion for another day.

Matt,

I've been here many times and never got the sense that any extras are allowed. I go just for the massage itself and possibly the hope that one day it'll become more. But so far no dice. Coincidentally, I went there yesterday evening myself but only one girl available and she was already with a client. I'll call next time.

[Captain Howdy]

Went by Aloha on Wednesday night after seeing all their new advertising. Was about 6:30, but lights were off and door was locked. Called on Thursday evening to make sure they were open, said they were and told them would be there in about 15 minutes. Got there, lights were on and door was open but nobody answered the bell. Waiting about 5 minutes and left. There was only one car in the parking lot, so guessing they only have one girl at this point. Decided to hit Natural Healthcare on my way home since it was in route. Lucy and June were sitting there and I was ushered into the room. They only turn the AC on when a customer comes in, so it was hot as hell in there. Was a little dissapointed when June is the one who came into the room. She is a hot little spinner and I have had her before, but knew only a decent massage was in the works. She keeps you covered and doesn't come close to the family jewels. She is pretty strong so the massage is okay, even though she grunts a lot when she is going deep. LOL. Senior members can pm me to find out what happened after the flip.

Vetteman,

Not being critical, so this isn't directed at you, but could we please not turn this into the oThER site, with its annoying non-VIP / VIP schism. It always annoys me on another site when the review starts out,"She was hotter than hell and we LFKed in the foyer." Then just when it gets to the useful information, the narrative stops and the writer says,"VIPers, read on." We should be able to write what we want in the main section of this site without fear of reprisals, and not send everyone scurrying to their inboxes just to find out, hey I got an HJ and it was great.

Again, not being critical, just using this as an example that I would like to avoid, if possible. Feel free to dump on me if everyone disagrees.

Enjoy the ride,

Captain Howdy

[Niteluvr]

H Massage. Buford Hwy.

I was actually going to MinHua, but for some reason, they were closed early. Drove down the road to find the other shops closed as well. The only one that stayed lighted open was Yini and H Massage. Since I saw earlier reviews of Yini being a No-Go, I opted to try out H. Walked in, and saw a typical Chinese joint. I got led to a room, I undressed, and laid down on the table waiting for my masseuse. The first thing she does is put on a towel. So at that moment, I know that nothing is going down. It wasn't even a good massage. All she did was dig her elbows into my back the whole time. Uggh. And sure enough, at the end of the massage, nothing is offered. Just a final thought, I wasn't really even sure if the massage was even over yet. At the end, she kind of just left me laying there without saying a word. Quite a few minutes later she comes back with a hot towel and wipes me down. I get dressed and go out to pay the fee. I didn't leave a tip. I'm not sure if this is bad manners, justified, or if I was just being a drunken inconsiderate prick. I think the end part is what left a bad taste in my mouth, plus the crappy massage, and plus it was late, and I was a bit inebriated. LOL. I never had a masseuse leave me for that long without saying anything. What do you guys think?

You did right by not leaving a tip: Crappy massage, all elbows, her leaving the room for an extended period, etc. I would have considered you a putz if you had tipped her.

[Niteluvr]

Went by Aloha on Wednesday night after seeing all their new advertising. Was about 6:30, but lights were off and door was locked. Called on Thursday evening to make sure they were open, said they were and told them would be there in about 15 minutes. Got there, lights were on and door was open but nobody answered the bell. Waiting about 5 minutes and left. There was only one car in the parking lot, so guessing they only have one girl at this point. Decided to hit Natural Healthcare on my way home since it was in route. Lucy and June were sitting there and I was ushered into the room. They only turn the AC on when a customer comes in, so it was hot as hell in there. Was a little dissapointed when June is the one who came into the room. She is a hot little spinner and I have had her before, but knew only a decent massage was in the works. She keeps you covered and doesn't come close to the family jewels. She is pretty strong so the massage is okay, even though she grunts a lot when she is going deep. LOL. Senior members can pm me to find out what happened after the flip.

Don't think you missed much at Aloha. As I mentioned recently, I stopped by, was let in by an allegedly unknowing mamasan, only to be told by the 40-something masseue that they were not open yet. She was nothing to look at, seemed to have a sour attitude and I personally wouldn't beat feet there to see her.

[Niteluvr]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...rs-49/12195230

I called Missy and set up an appointment. Basically when she got to my legs she fringed my balls with every stroke and spent about 10 minutes knuckling my "taint" good and hard with inner thigh strokes. I was very happily surprised, because not only did it feel good, and she is kinda hot, I figured I would get HE.

I flipped, with raging hard on, and she went back to the small drape cover. She spent a little time on chest and arms and went straight back to inner thighs. She was fringing my balls, rubbing my inner and upper thighs, and stroking right above my cock under my waist over and over. So far so good. Until her phone rang. She answered and spoke to a regular who was coming right then. She told him 10 minutes. Afterwards, she quickly wrapped up with me, NO happiness at the end. She threw a hot wet towel on my dick and walked out, asking me if I wanted some water. She didn't come back. I laid there wondering if the massage was over or what. As soon as I figured out it was, I took matters into my own hands and finished off. She came in during and abruptly turned around and walked out. I left spoogy towels on the table and made my exit. I paid the $60 that was stated as the fee.

Massage was ok, the ball stroking and taint rubbing was great, until she didn't finish what she started. Maybe others who are regulars get more mileage. She also left me very oily. I am still wiping that shit off. All in all, it had promise but she didn't deliver after teasing. She is a hot little package with fantastic tits for an Asian girl under 100 pounds. But the rush to finish to fit in her other dude left a sour taste in my mouth that only could have been removed by some hand release.

Ditto with what Vette78Man said. Missy is a big cock tease, nothing more. Since she built you up to a frustrating boner crescendo like she's done to so many others, I think you were more than justified in taking matters into your own hands and leaving a jizzy mess. May I suggest next time (if there is a next time) that you aim for such things as hard to clean surfaces, electronic devices or other objects that would be hard for her to clean up? BTW, you get 10 extra monger points if you are able to splooge on an electronic device, such as a clock radio / boombox, cause an electrical short and render it useless. LOL.

[Niteluvr]

Interesting. I never really made the distinction between the Chinese parlors and the Korean ones. I would say nearly all that I've been to were Korean. Are the Chinese parlors less likely to offer a full menu, from your experience?

Yes, most Chinese parlors are legit, with a scant few offering HJs and even then you may have to build a rapport over several visits before you'll get that HJ. The easiest way to tell the difference between a Chinese parlor and Korean parlor is all Korean parlors have a small "lobby" of sorts which can be tiny and just have a door and small window in them so they can screen you. The ones with larger lobbies may have a sofa. In Chinese parlors, you walk in and see the whole place, no screening.

[Niteluvr]

In regard to Aromatherapy I did park in the back and walked up the stairs to the side entrance instead of parking directly in the front. Could that have been the cause?

No, most guys park in the back to be discreet.

[Niteluvr]

Been there, Chinese and legit, although lady was okay in appearance and massage was decent. However, she did the teasing over towel and asked, 'you want more time" which I have come to firmly believe translates to."I rub you more, you pay me more, but still not going to give you HE" in Chinese. The half-moon sign of which you speak I believe is a yin-yang logo. Was there a couple of months ago and can't remember the name either. Sorry could not give you more current info.

And NL, isn't the place on other side of street and just north from Zen, Serenity? Must be me and my lack of game, but all of those places in that area seem to specialize in the upsell for more time routine. I have stopped going to the JC area.

I think you're right, as Serenity is at 10305 Medlock Bridge Road (see attached pic) and Zen is at 10450 Medlock Bridge Road.

[Beldaws]

This response seems to be causing quite a bit of confusion. I'm 99% sure he is talking about Q Massage on Cobb Parkway in Kennessaw and not S. Cobb drive in Smyrna. Once again for everyone thinking of going to Q Massage in Smyrna. DON'T!

I go in there every now and then. I've only see two women working. They're both 40+, one is chubby and the other (who I've never had a session with) has a nice body and possible bolt ons. I went there three times before the chubby one gave me a HE. It's 60 for the hour and I normally tip 10. I haven't changed the rate or asked for services other than a tug job. I've gone drunk a couple times and she spent 30 minutes after my hour taking care of me and never complained. All in all it's an ok place because the service isn't rushed and the attitudes are great. They'll chit chat for awhile with you afterwards (if you can take the broken english). I'd like to hear about the other provider so if you go and see her let us know.

[Osmosiss]

For the most part, I think 98% of the time, Chinese AMPs will not perform a he. Period. They all do teasing and some will even opt out of the towel cover creating a more erotic environment but they seem to all mostly stay safe.

Here is an observation. All of the Chinese AMPs I have visited have either a normal or Shiatsu massage table. Meaning, there is a hole in the bed or a head piece to allow a more comfortable experience while face down. Additionally, these tables are usually on four legs and raised up based on the height of the therapist. I have noticed that the non-Chinese AMPs have lower beds that are generally wider with no hole. It's actually a point that annoys me about non-Chinese AMPs (the ones with he) as the tables with the head rest are so much more comfortable allowing for decreased neck pressure. I am confident that the majority of us have experienced the following event.

Therapist on the Flip: "Oh, you wan extra service?"

Monger: "Absolutely, what's on the menu?"

Monger's thoughts: "Dang, my neck hurts and I think I have a head ache. I hate these damn beds!"

The point is, in my opinion, if the bed has a hole in it for your big head to rest your probably not going experience a hole for your little head to rest. Secondly, if the facility is Chinese you are also most likely not going to experience an he but could experience an excellent massage. Lastly, and this is something I have experienced 100% of the time, if there is a man working the front desk you probably will not experience an he and the changes are even more likely you won't want to.

Tao Daily Spa, CRC, King's Foot Massage and Yini are all perfect examples of this.

Cheers

H Massage. Buford Hwy.

I was actually going to MinHua, but for some reason, they were closed early. Drove down the road to find the other shops closed as well. The only one that stayed lighted open was Yini and H Massage. Since I saw earlier reviews of Yini being a No-Go, I opted to try out H. Walked in, and saw a typical Chinese joint. I got led to a room, I undressed, and laid down on the table waiting for my masseuse. The first thing she does is put on a towel. So at that moment, I know that nothing is going down. It wasn't even a good massage. All she did was dig her elbows into my back the whole time. Uggh. And sure enough, at the end of the massage, nothing is offered. Just a final thought, I wasn't really even sure if the massage was even over yet. At the end, she kind of just left me laying there without saying a word. Quite a few minutes later she comes back with a hot towel and wipes me down. I get dressed and go out to pay the fee. I didn't leave a tip. I'm not sure if this is bad manners, justified, or if I was just being a drunken inconsiderate prick. I think the end part is what left a bad taste in my mouth, plus the crappy massage, and plus it was late, and I was a bit inebriated. LOL. I never had a masseuse leave me for that long without saying anything. What do you guys think?

[Captain Howdy]

On Nitie's recommendation, today I made a quick stop at Golden Touch and visited Chanel. I opted for a quick half-hour session with an HJ on the end and walked out of there with one less Benjamin.

Chanel is either late 30s or early 40s, with stiff, fake Ds and a round, tight ass. She's half Japanese and half Korean. Attractive in a Korean bar hostess kind of way.

I have to say, this was one of the better AMP experiences I've had in a long time. Chanel is hugely customer-service oriented, and delivers all the nice touches of the best providers. I. E, helping you on and off with your clothes, teasing your nips, playing with your balls, etc. She started with a nice, light-touch back rub that included some blowing and ball-teasing. On the flip, she went right to business, doing lots of teasing and some pleasant butthole rubbing.

I would definitely repeat, if the Captain were into that kind of thing, but I'm not, so I won't. At the same time, I could definitely recommend Chanel to anyone wanting an AMP experience that reminds them of the old days.

Enjoy the ride,

Captain Howdy

[Focker 2]

Q Massage. Smyrna.

After reading a few reviews of this place, I walked in here a couple days ago at around 8pm. Typical Chinese joint. Led to a room by my masseuse. She had to have been in her 50's, and not much to look at. I'd rate her about a 3/10. Got undressed and laid down. Massage was about average. No teasing, but there was definitely movement in the area. I figured there was a 50/50 chance of making a move here. In the end though, nothing happened or was offered. The other reviews say otherwise, so I think I must've made a wrong move somewhere. I did only ask for the 30min. Maybe that affects it? Anyways, I paid my. 40 +.10 and left.

[Focker 2]

H Massage. Buford Hwy.

I was actually going to MinHua, but for some reason, they were closed early. Drove down the road to find the other shops closed as well. The only one that stayed lighted open was Yini and H Massage. Since I saw earlier reviews of Yini being a No-Go, I opted to try out H. Walked in, and saw a typical Chinese joint. I got led to a room, I undressed, and laid down on the table waiting for my masseuse. The first thing she does is put on a towel. So at that moment, I know that nothing is going down. It wasn't even a good massage. All she did was dig her elbows into my back the whole time. Uggh. And sure enough, at the end of the massage, nothing is offered. Just a final thought, I wasn't really even sure if the massage was even over yet. At the end, she kind of just left me laying there without saying a word. Quite a few minutes later she comes back with a hot towel and wipes me down. I get dressed and go out to pay the fee. I didn't leave a tip. I'm not sure if this is bad manners, justified, or if I was just being a drunken inconsiderate prick. I think the end part is what left a bad taste in my mouth, plus the crappy massage, and plus it was late, and I was a bit inebriated. LOL. I never had a masseuse leave me for that long without saying anything. What do you guys think?

[Amp Fme]

What is the name of the place real close to Zen that is on the same side of the road that you pass going going north? It looks like one of those places that just says Massage on the door with the moon type logo.

Been there, Chinese and legit, although lady was okay in appearance and massage was decent. However, she did the teasing over towel and asked, 'you want more time" which I have come to firmly believe translates to. "I rub you more, you pay me more, but still not going to give you HE" in Chinese. The half-moon sign of which you speak I believe is a yin-yang logo. Was there a couple of months ago and can't remember the name either. Sorry could not give you more current info.

And NL, isn't the place on other side of street and just north from Zen, Serenity? Must be me and my lack of game, but all of those places in that area seem to specialize in the upsell for more time routine. I have stopped going to the JC area.

[Matt Reynolds]

Thought I'd try out the new place on Cumberland which is evidently called Healthy Massage I believe. I walked in and saw two women along with a man and their kid. I promptly mumbled an excuse and left. If you can get extras there they sure do agreat job of making it look like it would never be available. Out of desperation I went to CRC and I got Linda, who I have had in the past. As usual she will tease some but does not touch. She will let you DIY if that is your thing. They'll try to charge you the $60 regular rate unless you mention the $50 rate in Craigslist.