Streetwalker Reports

[Rizalboy]

Dangit, here I was thinking that I was going to post my first decent SW MILF experience and everyone has already shot this Christina girl down. I mean, I shot her down too but it was in a different way. I found her easy going and interesting to talk to. She could fill the role of Stiffler's mom's petite friend or Cougar # 2 in some generic romantic comedy. I was very hopeful for this prospect. Granted, our session was a bit rushed. But, I attributed her apprehension to being in the car and not indoors (or not in a bench seat, as she pointed out during our session. She actually said, 'Benchseats rock, I miss them' at least twice. Bench, do you have anything to add to the discussion?)

She also promised everything on the menu. I thought her skills were okay. I've definitely had worse. Prior to reading these reports, I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Her dirty talk came as a pleasant surprise as it was without provocation from me. However, if her skills are truly that lackluster and won't get better through venue choice, then maybe I'll save my money. On the plus side, she says she has a car and is willing to drive to me. I found her on the W / W loop but she lives in CB. I'm not sure how much I believe her but if that's true, that may add value to her services in general. Standard tuition for BBBJ / HJ plus tip for pics.

Do not read further. This is simply an exercise in troll feeding, public shaming and masturbatory ego stroking. It applies to nobody else. It is long and boring. Do yourself a favor and skip to the facial pics.

So wait, dawg, you implied sentence construction in a stylistic sense rather than content? Thank God for your florid back peddling explanation. Believe you me when I tell you that I made my inference based entirely on your inability to communicate. Feel free to forcefully delude yourself into thinking there was some lack of deduction on my part. You know you would be mistaken.

The pretense of your farce continues unabated and without self reflection. I don't mind that you think I'm a hypocrite. Somehow, you don't recognize that the premise of your online character is deeply ensconced in that pot kettle black thing. I'm not even sure if you're aware enough to realize that fact. Yeah, I'm chock full of righteous indignation which you can feel free to call pretentious. But, do me a favor. Look at your posts. You purposely created this ridiculous façade for whatever intent. Now, I'm fairly sure that you're now aware of the dictionary definition of pretense. But, your knowledge of the word's definition doesn't prevent you from living in your guise. So yeah, hypocrisy, you should look up that word too. Otherwise, welcome to the club.

You've used 3 distinct voices in your posts. The original mask is a poorly contrived troll joke that's literally been in existence since Vaudeville (Look at me I'm a white guy pretending to be an ignorant black guy! It's funny! No really!). The muddled tongue in cheek bigot is weak. He truly believes he's smart enough to covertly use racially charged language to goad an irrational response from me. Yet, he becomes completely unhinged with anything I ever say ESPECIALLY if I don't reference him. The "sophisticated" wannabe rizalboy voice is calculated and somewhat controlled in her acerbic tone. She wouldn't fall victim to the use of trite assed euphemisms to prove the content of her character or make an ad hominem attack (on the rag, Drama queen, leading by example. Superb cliche use!) She wouldn't write up a racist laden tirade in the desperate hope to win some kind of vindication. It makes me wonder who your ghost writer is. This is one of the few times in my life that I actually hope that I'm not right. If you actually require the assistance of another person to write for you on a forum, then this really is a lot more trouble than it's worth. Isn't it, sweetie?

Let's go on the idea that you are one in the same throughout all of your posts. Allow me to tell you the significant difference between our posting personas; I have never attacked anyone without his drawing first blood. You took your unprovoked initial swipe for no reason other than you thought you could get away with it. I needed to 'man up' and 'show you more ho's' and show Lori's tatas. Why? Do you believe I owe you something? Was Kiara not pretty enough to be posted about more than twice? Did it upset you that I complimented another poster? If you want to be angry that you took a jab at me and I countered with a baseball bat, well, too fucking bad.

If you said that your initial bullshit contained no hint of malice, I would think you were lying more to yourself rather than to me. I know I'm not mistaken on that point. Otherwise, the Mo character would be gone and all that would be left would be JUST YOU. Even after I left you alone to see if you actually reported, you just trolled and trolled and trolled. And I let it slide, mostly.

You have more posts that were deleted than you have posts which contain actual content. I'd jump off my indignantly righteous high horse right the fuck now and apologize to you if you would have had the gumption to either acknowledge you don't know me well enough to be an ass like that or just backed the fuck off. But nooooo, you needed racial tirades, poorly designed quips, several trips to Google and writing help from at least one other party rather than admit to making a mistake. I've made plenty of fuckups everywhere. Even on this very forum. But, I'm man enough to apologize for them. Why you don't is not my concern. The fact that you don't speaks volumes.

[FromUnder]

Here are the rest of the pictures of Vickie. She has no number, so you just have to look for her. She still has rules, but it was enjoyable enough that I will definitely see her again. I want to be able to play with her boobs when they are not so tender.

Her name is Tiffany not Vicky the funny thing is she tried to give me her rules the first of several times that I dated her but instead I gave her my rules and she had since followed them, just be careful if you give her your phone number I woke up one morning with 20 missed calls from her from 3 to 6 am had to set her straight on that.

[Masonm]

AApd are chasing SW up and down Ritchie hwy mainly between the Mcdonalds and that motel across the street.

They have had motel staked out for months. Only now they have (usually unoccupied) marked vehicle parked across the street.

[Bad Bad Boy]

LORI called and wanted to hook up this afternoon. I found out later she called me on her pharmist's cell phone since her phone was stolen. LORI treats me very well and is most patient due to my health problems and the required meds I have to take and the resulting problems they cause. She has to work extra hard to accommodate me. Guess I can't complain since I beat the odd according to my doctors who told me was lucky to survive my stroke more less make the progress I have. LORI looked great in her blue stripped dress. Unfortunately, the infected sores on her left leg due to drug injections are a turn off, however she makes up for it with her her even temperament, attitude, and willingness to please. Her kitty was happy to see me as well as her perky nipples which stood out to greet me. LORI told me that the cops have been hassling her so she is being cautious when meeting and where the pick up will be. LORI treats me well and let me take a picture of her kitty which I will keep for myself at her request. How's this for an oxymoron. An honest SW? I dropped a $20. 00 bill out of my pocket, she picked it up an gave it back to me. Another first? I did ask if I could share hert cell phone number when she finds her phone, AND SHE SAID NO, sorry for you guys who asked me for it, but I have to respect her privacy. It was great seeing her again. BBB.

[SirDrDunk]

Hello gents. I've been traveling a bit, and busy at work, but decided to get James wet up around the way.

Friday night I was supposed to go out w / Miss Ellie: she of the great orator skills.

I got up there, and called but discovered through her BF that she must've gotten locked up after getting in a UC-LEO car Wednesday.

He said he was trying to get her out, so I tossed him 50 towards the bail (said he needed 150. 10%).

I was talking to another guy up that way and he told me that Miss Ellie is supporting mentioned boyfriend (his habit).

She had a phone, because he called me on it. I went past Saturday to find out her disposition from the bf and couldn't find him.

I found the other guy (who knows everyone up in that area) , and he said that the boyfriend tried to sell him the phone and.

That Ellie wasn't out yet. I checked back w / him on Sunday and she still wasn't home. Some lady answered the phone and said wrong number.

The local guy said that boyfriend hadn't got up enough money yet to get her out. The BF calls me from another phone saying he dropped the phone at.

The shopping center somewhere. Of course I realized by Sunday that the BF was FOS.

He called me Monday saying she still wasn't home.

Now to the good stuff.

Being disappointed w / the missed date, I rolled through every street down the way looking for release.

I then encountered a young lady I met before named Monica (que?). Monroe & McHenry? Well, she was in a good mood,

But said she was hurting from a shaving issue down south. So she preferred to try greek. Got to love the Island fellas. Well, she gave me a good wood cleaning before we did a sideways backdoor. She yelped a little, but w / some lube & patience, it was a ball draining finish.

Saturday morning I went on the hunt again. I found a lady named Heather near Payson & Wilkens. She was kinda blondish, red hair w / freckles.

She had a tan and a thick booty in those shorts. She told me she was heavier, but lost the weight. She said she was on the bus stop going to

St. Agnes for some Methodone. I took her up there, then back to my spot. She like to talk a lot, and I had to get her to focus at the matter (my wood) at hand. She worked on it, but seemed to be in a bit of a rush. I had her on her back for mish, she then asked was I going to nut soon. Mind you we had only been in the room maybe ten minutes. I told her I wasn't a minute man, but tried to concentrate. We went to doggie which looks real good. The ladie has a bell bottom and was very clean, but I just wasn't feeling it, so called it a day. We then haggled over the cost, which she says usually starts at 60. I was able to get it down to 50 w / o complaining for the non pop. I got her number said I'd try again some other day w / her.

I dropped her off back down the way, and noticed a sweet young thing. Hallelujah!

This sweetie was named Tiffiany she hasn't been home for a short time, after being a guest of the city. This girl had big blue eyes, blondish hair, and an immaculate booty. This was going to be good, I could feel it. The scoop was uneventful, the pricing good, and the service was perfect. She went to town on Johnny (deep & wet) , then on to a couple positions, finishing with doggie to a great pop! Definitely will repeat. I got her number, but it must have short on minutes. She called me Sunday morning, but I somehow deleted the message. I hope to see her again soon.

Saturday afternoon I ran across a little thick bottom named Nicole. This was near Monroe. She wasn't tall as Tiffany or as thick as Heather, but she was decent. I scooped her up, negotiated and got busy. She doesn't suck deep, but was wet and patient, and she liked doggie. No phone, but will hunt again.

Saturday night, I had a lot to do, so around 12:00 I found a nice little lady (I can't give her name she seemed sensitive) , but she was short and thick the way I like them. She gave perfect deep throttle, and was only willing to do mish & doggie, but she was clean & tight. Once again her booty was a sight to behold in the air. We completed the mission and I got the number stored. We planned on a meeting for Sunday night.

Sunday night rolled around, we met up & completed another session. I was very happy and was going to get back to work prep status, but I got a little bored around 11:00 and went rolling around with the intention of finding Tiffany again. I didn't find Tiffany, but did scoop up Monica again. She was game for another round of tush push, so we went back & busted out another round. By 1:00am I was thoroughly, happy, drained and ready to go to work with a smile on my face Monday morning. Back to travel for a couple of weeks, so lets see what happens next time.

Meanwhile, be safe, good hunting.

PS Can we get rid of some of these loser boyfriends draining the life out of these girls (pimps)?

Great job Heather is ok and all but she likes to rush dudes I think she just thinks once you push in you're supposed to pop got a old report up about her. Tiffany is what I call a SW Idol that's a girl that can sing good on the mic if you kknow what I mean have hooked with her countless times and was never disappointed.

[T Bone 3]

Major le activity in BP. AApd are chasing SW up and down Ritchie hwy mainly between the Mcdonalds and that motel across the street. I don't see any decoys But one can never be too cautious. These guys are really hungry so be careful brothers, and remember don't feed the piggies.

Big drug bust on 5th and Pontiac a few nights ago. I heard a SW'er ratted on a few people. LE is all over Brooklyn pulling up everyone that was walking last night. I got out. Went to WW and the Knockers got me twice. Once when I was Hunting and then again as I was leaving the area. I seen about 10 knockers at the corner of Cary and Washington harassing that TV / he / she the other night also.

AAPD sits at the Budget at different times of the day and night and also at Church and Ritchie. I guess they know the loop.

Everyday there is a new SW'er, drug dealer, pimp, crack house and two new mongers. It is a loosing battle and they know it. But when they get complaints from the community they have to act. It will be over soon and business will be back to normal and our loops will be safe again.

TB3

[Punished]

Major le activity in BP. AApd are chasing SW up and down Ritchie hwy mainly between the Mcdonalds and that motel across the street. I don't see any decoys But one can never be too cautious. These guys are really hungry so be careful brothers, and remember don't feed the piggies.

I saw Uncle LE last night hanging out on one street and then a fine ass woman was not to far from them. TGTBT in my opinion and I left the area. Did not want any part of that.

Happy Hunting.

[Beachfield]

Major le activity in BP. AApd are chasing SW up and down Ritchie hwy mainly between the Mcdonalds and that motel across the street. I don't see any decoys But one can never be too cautious. These guys are really hungry so be careful brothers, and remember don't feed the piggies.

[HotVaBeachMan]

Well, she SAYS it is open and available. She also SAID she gives very good head.

Doing Greek I think I can pile in (pun intended) the overall performance from my end. All I need from her is to receive, either quietly or loudly. Don't really care. Still looks like she has a nice ass.

HVBM

[Cls9637]

CLS 9637,

This picture seems to show a very nice ass.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...3&d=1342516240

Is that in play?

Great report.

HVBM

Well, she SAYS it is open and available. She also SAID she gives very good head.

[Punished]

Took me forever to get something to come my way and drove around for 3 hours until I found it. She was 5-5 and weighted about 150 but she had the biggest and most beautiful skin that I have seen in a long time when dealing with SWers. Went to the spot after arguing about being to close to were I picked her up on Carey Street about 4 blocks away from Wilkins. Most of you should know this location so I will not go into great detail. She was walking on Carey and in a short black tight fitting dress and then having those legs hanging out there just set it off completely. .5 for both because she was trying to get her rent and phone turned back on. She kept fiddling with the phone as if money would magically show up on it. LOL. Well deep throat all the way and fucked me silly. Had me begging for more before I was even done. I told her that I wanted to take pics but she stated that it would need a flash and this is not the time to do that at night in a good hiding spot. Guess I will do that tomorrow for a replay of events. She did not want me to give out her name but she said that once her phone is back on, she would have no problem about me spreading wealth her way.

Happy Hunting.

[Lokicue82]

Been away for a long time. Hit the WW loop tonight and met Sarah at the circle. .60 for two pop of CBJ. Managed to last on the first one but for the second pop, she knew what I liked already and. Needless to say, I did not last very long.

She is a nice girl and I got her a few things as well for her to use. If you see her, treat her nice, the CBJ was out of this world. She said she is clean but I'm a little paranoid so I always do CBJ. Just my thing.

Have fun and stay safe.

[T Bone 3]

Picked up a WSW named Michelle and back to my place we came. She's 36, 5'5, 140, 36C, brown hair to her shoulders. Actually a very decent looking woman for 36. Looked rather "regular", like you might not know she was a SW to begin with, except of course for her walking patterns. Negotiated the regular tuition for BBBJ. I received perhaps the worst BJ I've ever experienced. It was front to back just terrible. She grabbed on to my limp willy as if she was picking up a 25 lb dumbbell, and proceeded to suck the top inch as furiously as she could. I honestly couldn't feel if I was even getting hard, she was strangling it! As it turns out, I wasn't (I would have guessed that). When I asked her to play with the boys, she smashed them into my cock (as if she were grabbing a 25 lb dumbbell) , and continued how she started. She strangled it for 5-7 minutes before complaining that I wasn't even hard yet. No shit? Really? I just told her this wasn't going to work out and took her back.

I realized on the drive back, that I don't honestly think I was supposed to cum at all. She already had her $20 for the effort. Why not just give the absolute worst experience possible, take the $20, and pull the scam 5 more times in the same night? Total time spent with her was probably 35 minutes. That's a nice days pay if you can repeat it often, and she's cute enough to be able to. From now on I think I'll offer. 15 with. 1 tip. And remind the girls why they're working. I would suggest others cruising Conkling to consider the same.

I can't say that it was scam for sure, but on the way to my place I asked if she did anything else, and she said "not unless I have to", meaning BJ's should be her forte. Hardly!

Avoid Michelle and seriously consider how much you're giving up front. This has me thinking some very sour thoughts of the SW community, at least in my area.

It happened with me a few nights ago. I did not even get hard. But she got her money up front. I pulled around the corner and picked another one and she wanted it up front also and I said NO, She gave me the one of the best BJ's I ever had!

TB3

[Lightning Rod]

This continuing dialog is hard to keep track of so let me see if I can maybe summarize all that I have learned just to keep everything straight in my own mind. None of this is my own opinion as I am quite the ignoramus and don't presume to know anything, but am just restating information that has already been posted.

Mo Lewis began posting in a regional or ancient dialect with racial epitaphs which got deleted by the administrator, but he is now using a caucasian wordsmith that don't come cheap.

The caucasian wordsmith believes Rizalboy is nauseatingly presumptuous with a writing style that is horribly and laughingly bombastic, but Rizalboy has a good knowledge of the whoring world.

Mo Lewis has an over developed sense of entitlement and an overblown sense of self and he actually exists somewhere on this planet.

Mo Lewis doesn't like pictures of baby birds with their mouths open with fake stuff planted in their mouths.

All hypocrites are holier than thou and it's groundhog day again but Christmas in July is fast approaching.

Rizal boy is erudite but the construction of a bombastic sentence in itself is not considered erudite.

MoLewis never begs and will continue to lead by example, but he wears baggy pants underwear out with a stained wife beater 5 oclock shadow and sings background for an all white boy band saying Yo yo yo and A'IGHT.

Rizalboy might be TPS but nobody knows what that is, but he likes the good old days.

Although Mo Lewis is now just a swordsman he has a good chance of getting his GED and AA and MBA and PhD and a fellowship.

Rizal boy no longer has a camera flash and posts pictures that no one can see, and if Mo Lewis don't like it he can do what Eddie Murphy said, and the first and second and third gentlemen who told girls about the board and Rizalboys posts should go fuck themselves.

Brahmabull thinks grammar and sentence structure is important, except for his own, so Mo Lewis is making a laughing stock of himself.

Mo Lewis thinks Bramabul is really Anal Bob and is making a laughing stock of himself.

Anal Bob has bigger kahunas than Rosie O.

Lightning Rod has way too much time on his hands and should instead be out cruising the streets.

(ps. This is a feeble attempt at levity and hope that no one takes it too seriously, particularly one who has a history of contributing valuable advice and intel to the board)

[CowboysFan]

Sunday. 5pm, picked up Corrine on some side street off fairhaven. Dated her before and always felt rushed. Told her others talked about the same rushing and over pricing. Said she wouldn't rush me and told me next time we could spend more time. I had requested an hour and half of fun. Said she didn't have that kinda time, but if we could plan it one day she was up for it. Oppted for a bbbjcimws and left satisfied. She is pregnant, about 4 months and said she was a 34 double the. I'd have to say she has the best tits on the loops. Will repeat but will negotiate everything out so I don't feel rushed or over charged.