Massage Parlor Reports

[NoVA1234]

TOFTT. This is not an AMP. Only the Manger speaks English; the providers are all Chinese. Offers services other than massages (nails, facials, etc). No shower. Massage was strictly therapeutic (no teasing at all) under drape. No flip side. When she finished, she simply said "all done" and was exiting the room (which only has curtain, no door) before I could even roll over and inquire about more. On the good side, massage was good and got $15 off for morning session (usually. 7, paid. 55 with. 2 tip).

AMP,

Thanks for TOFTT. I was planning to visit this place this weekend but will now surely avoid based on your report. I am glad you got a decent, discounted massage, however.

[Amp Forever]

I was driving in Stafford today near Aquia. I noticed a sign that said grand opening followed by Chinese massage. Has anyone tried this place.

TOFTT. This is not an AMP. Only the Manger speaks English; the providers are all Chinese. Offers services other than massages (nails, facials, etc). No shower. Massage was strictly therapeutic (no teasing at all) under drape. No flip side. When she finished, she simply said "all done" and was exiting the room (which only has curtain, no door) before I could even roll over and inquire about more. On the good side, massage was good and got $15 off for morning session (usually. 7, paid. 55 with. 2 tip).

[Webrowser]

I recently tried to receive one of Mona's "special" sessions but received the bate and switch instead. I first called and asked for Kim. Really wanted to see just how big her girls really were. But mms said she was on vacation. A few days later, called again this time asking for Mona. Was told to come over. When I got there about five minutes later, mms led me to a room and a very thin looking lady walked in complete with A cups and no curves at all. Asked if she was Mona, she said no her name was Cherry. I requested Mona but was told she was busy. How? She was available five minutes ago. But perhaps someone came in just before me. Settled for Cherry. Massage was terrible. No pressure, just rubbed the same areas over and over again. After about ten minutes, she flipped me over and asked for. 4 for HE. Sure, might as well leave with something. Wrong. Nearly killed me, very fast, very rough. Told her repeatedly to slow down. Finally had to grab her hand and demonstrate how I wanted it. Afterwards, hot towel clean up, and left. Paid for 30min got probably 15min. Thank goodness. Haven't had an experience that bad in quite some time, if ever. Avoid Cherry. Perhaps Mona is better but I won't be finding out.

So whats so special about Mona?

PC out

[AKFourtySeven]

Avoid the one on edsall near the interchange. I've never gotten an uninterupted session there. I hate interrupptions. Unless its another girl coming in to make it a 4 hand massage.

[Captn Stubbing]

Seeing alot of noobs come on the site recently. Here is my current wall of shame for lousy AMPs in NOVA with either massiave upsell

Or no extra's provided by less then attractive women.

1. And 2: TIE both Chinese AMPs in Tysons near the former E-Citi. First is behind Pizza Hut other is behind the Pet Care place. Both don't provide extras and the ladies have foul attitudes. Both have received many negative reports. AVOID!

3. Off of 28 in Fairfax, past the Home Depot on the right side if coming from the BMW dealerhshop. Have a masseuse with only one breast! ANother in her 60's!

4. Annandale: Opposite side of the road from Suns day spa. Office complex behind the gas station. One Provider has foul attitude. No roaming. Will yell at you if your hands roam.

5. Spa next to Rain spa in Fairfax. Broken air condition. Ugly old providers.

Two Good Gems:

1. Next to Marshall HS. Office across from library in the back. Enthusiastic providers. Some Roaming allowed. Only AMP in the area that has some cute 20 something workers. Great Location.

2. Rain Spa Fairfax: Cute 30 something providers, some busty. Great personalities among both providers. Excellet showers.

[LuckyMoney]

"Trusted members MEn me for more details" Hmmmm, ok sure. What is considered trusted memebers? Does it mean with 18 reviews you can be a trusted member? Ok. Thanks for the info.

Trusted member is the best way to put it."Senior" doesn't mean a damn thing, neither does the post count. It all depends on the content and his looks fine. In fact, after a brief look it appears that his percentage of real reports versus comments and questions is better than yours.

[Tazdude]

Hey guys,

I was back in MD today and I decided to stop by my old favorite place TK in Greenbelt MD! This place is awesome. They know how to take care of a man. Won't get into many details but I will say you get your moneys worth. I may have to make another drive to MD next weekend. Trusted members PM me for more details.

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com...now-28/6144163

Stay safe!

"Trusted members PM me for more details" Hmmmm, ok sure. What is considered trusted memebers? Does it mean with 18 reviews you can be a trusted member? Ok. Thanks for the info.

[NoVA1234]

I am interested in some of the Thai places that advertise on CL / BP. I searched the forums and come up with scant info. They probably want to remain UTR. PM with any info, if you wish.

I usually never post other than generalities if the provider wants to keep a low profile. On the other hand, they will get an online review when providing crappy, sub-standard service, atmosphere, etc.

Peace.

[NoVA1234]

Good experience. Place in the back with pvt. Parking.

Great TS. I was very clean and pleased. Fun and relaxed ass play with lots of soft touches which was enjoyable.

Massage ok. Provider 30s K-gal, A-B cups. Provider willing to please, plenty of roaming. Bared headlights without pushing and allowed manual signal changes. Std. NoVA. Do no know if more available since I don't seek more. Damage 80/40, no arguments. On the whole, a good experience worth repeating.

[NoVA1234]

Yes it is with the same older lady.

On my visits, service was ok. Good TS, average massage. Will do in a pinch. But is more activities available to enjoy as I like older more mature providers.

[MikeInDC]

Visited same mixing bowl place. Have always enjoyed this place for the excellent TS (best in the business) given by Sara. Was met by Lily, asked for Sara, was told she just started 1 hour and would need another 40 minutes after that. Lily is nice on the eyes, so I went for it. While in the TS, Sara came in to say hello (didn't seem that she was tied up. Lie # 1). The TS was great. Rivaled Sara's. The massage was what I wanted and was well beyond standard NOVA, but still well short of FS. Towards end, she asked me to "hurry up. Already past hour". I could see the little clock and I knew to a certainty that it had been 40 minutes since I cleared the front door (lie # 2). I relaxed and let her finish. After cleanup and dressing, I gave her the maximum non-FS tip. She argued for more and said that the other girl (Sara) said I gave her more (lie # 3) I told her that I have NEVER given Sara more than that. She ruined what had otherwise been an excellent experience with her lies. Three lies and you're out. Will be while before I return (will miss the great TS) , but won't miss Lily.

Can you please give a little more of a description to help locate this place? What's the zip code in that area?

Thanks

[Amp Forever]

I visited a place very close to the mixing bowl this week. (Out of respect for discretion, I've omitted the name / address)

I like the MMS and the people working here. They are nice. I like the location and the two-floor set-up inside (albeit the parking and entrance are not ideal).

The rooms are of good size, and the TS is always a strong point.

Lily is aware of when we arrive and when we are escorted out. She knows those of us that ask for (and pay for) an hour.

Being shorted time on what is a luxury hobby significantly reduces my enjoyment. So, I'll not be returning (at least not for sometime).

I know several other Anjima's who never let the sessions run long (when I would really like to stay longer). But their management results in at least the contracted time being used / enjoyed.

Lily. I like your place. And I like you (and your little white poodle). We've have great discussions. And I've mentioned being shorted on time before.

This was my experience this week. If you visit remember.

YMMV Alot

Visited same mixing bowl place. Have always enjoyed this place for the excellent TS (best in the business) given by Sara. Was met by Lily, asked for Sara, was told she just started 1 hour and would need another 40 minutes after that. Lily is nice on the eyes, so I went for it. While in the TS, Sara came in to say hello (didn't seem that she was tied up. Lie # 1). The TS was great. Rivaled Sara's. The massage was what I wanted and was well beyond standard NOVA, but still well short of FS. Towards end, she asked me to "hurry up. Already past hour". I could see the little clock and I knew to a certainty that it had been 40 minutes since I cleared the front door (lie # 2). I relaxed and let her finish. After cleanup and dressing, I gave her the maximum non-FS tip. She argued for more and said that the other girl (Sara) said I gave her more (lie # 3) I told her that I have NEVER given Sara more than that. She ruined what had otherwise been an excellent experience with her lies. Three lies and you're out. Will be while before I return (will miss the great TS) , but won't miss Lily.

[Pcpc1688]

So whats so special about Mona?

PC out

So whats so special about Mona, well let me tell you all. She is kinda cute, nice perky A / B cups, great TS, nice massagi.

What not so special, she was on the rag and no touchy down there. Ok no prob.

Massagi lasted 45 mins not 60 whic I pd for and I left. 45 tip which she wanted twenti dolla more, so I said give me 15 mins more and don't short the time.

Would not repeat.

PC out

[Rafen]

I stopped by the garden for the third time. As always, I had a great TS where I was thoroughly cleaned. I received a strong massage that left me relaxed. It was topped off with a finish that involved rubber gloves that was much more adventurous than I expected to receive. What a great way to spend the afternoon.

[JBthaMonger]

I didn't know about the Dumfries Smile until others spoke of it. Is the Dumfries Smile the old Oasis?

Yes it is with the same older lady.