Massage Parlor Reports

[HobbyAddict]

Holy shit that's funny and correct. It also amazes me that if you throw in a shower and massage I'll pay to fuck a girl that I wouldn't look sideways at anywhere else.

Nice cartoon and I totally agree Plumber. Lmao

[HobbyAddict]

$10 extra for the shower!

I concur with the painful massage and the not paying attention to requests. I went in last week about a half an hour before closing. Was the only one there. The flip consisted of miss crush your muscles working on my upper half with another girl working on my feet. I left feeling beat up. Will not repeat. Wish I could speak Cantonese or whatever they were chit chatting back and forth. LOL

[Throtbngr]

Stopped by here the other day.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-rates/8950096

As it just started raining! I was shown to the room and requested the shower by a probably 30 + ish asian female. As I was undressing the city of Novi building inspector walked in and was giving her the third degree about their signs on the lawn and the front door. I was taken to the room for the table shower and got pretty excited when she was washing my back but on the flip covered my tool with a rag! She made me face away from her as she dried me (both front and back) which didn't matter because of the mirror. Back in the massage room she started with deep and painful massage. I told her I like it soft she obliged until she put the oil on and went right back to deep tissue. I told her softly several times and she totally ignored me all the time adjusting the towel she had me covered with. I was almost glad the phone and doorbell kept ringing because that was the only time she stopped. 7 phone calls and 4 walk ins total during my massage all inquiring about the other woman she works with. BTW the other woman sounded like she was making her customer very happy as I could tell from hearing through the curtain lined doors. I never saw the other woman and didn't catch any names because I was just anxious to get this debacle of a massage over with! She didn't charge me the $10 for the massage and I refused the water and business card she tried to give me as I was leaving without tipping. I would only go back if I could see the other female or I see a favorable review from a reliable senior member otherwise no repeat for me.

$10 extra for the shower!

[Throtbngr]

Stopped by here the other day http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-rates/8950096 As it just started raining! I was shown to the room and requested the shower by a probably 30 + ish asian female. As I was undressing the city of Novi building inspector walked in and was giving her the third degree about their signs on the lawn and the front door. I was taken to the room for the table shower and got pretty excited when she was washing my back but on the flip covered my tool with a rag! She made me face away from her as she dried me (both front and back) which didn't matter because of the mirror. Back in the massage room she started with deep and painful massage. I told her I like it soft she obliged until she put the oil on and went right back to deep tissue. I told her softly several times and she totally ignored me all the time adjusting the towel she had me covered with. I was almost glad the phone and doorbell kept ringing because that was the only time she stopped. 7 phone calls and 4 walk ins total during my massage all inquiring about the other woman she works with. BTW the other woman sounded like she was making her customer very happy as I could tell from hearing through the curtain lined doors. I never saw the other woman and didn't catch any names because I was just anxious to get this debacle of a massage over with! She didn't charge me the $10 for the massage and I refused the water and business card she tried to give me as I was leaving without tipping. I would only go back if I could see the other female or I see a favorable review from a reliable senior member otherwise no repeat for me.

[QuestForFun]

Knew I wouldn't have time to stroll so hit up M1 early Sunday. Wasn't sure if I would end up with Shampoo / Won or Tutu / Banana, but in walks someone new, Taco (I believe they had a girl named Taco long ago). Asian girls hard to determine age (BTW I say Tutu is 30) butbut I'm thinking she is around 30 or so also, perky bees, little baby fat, but nice. Her english is better than Shampoo or Tutu. Table shower ended up being a table shower / massaged. Back in the room got a nice massage, she has a technique that includessome stretching which might not work well with older guyts (I liked it). Usual BJ and cfs. Very tight. Then back for more massage and in the end she offered me seconds but I was happy and content. She said she's only been there two weeks, nice addition and I hope she stays around.

I went to M1 on Sunday around 430. I say One, when I was leaving kim was sleeping and I saw the new girl laying on the matress up front watching TV. I should have asked about her! Looked fun!

Same as usual with One or Won. She game me a decent massage at the end

[ContinentalMan]

Knew I wouldn't have time to stroll so hit up M1 early Sunday. Wasn't sure if I would end up with Shampoo / Won or Tutu / Banana, but in walks someone new, Taco (I believe they had a girl named Taco long ago). Asian girls hard to determine age (BTW I say Tutu is 30) butbut I'm thinking she is around 30 or so also, perky bees, little baby fat, but nice. Her english is better than Shampoo or Tutu. Table shower ended up being a table shower / massaged. Back in the room got a nice massage, she has a technique that includessome stretching which might not work well with older guyts (I liked it). Usual BJ and cfs. Very tight. Then back for more massage and in the end she offered me seconds but I was happy and content. She said she's only been there two weeks, nice addition and I hope she stays around.

Is M1 still doing BB? Wonder what this new girl will offer.

[FindingGold]

Knew I wouldn't have time to stroll so hit up M1 early Sunday. Wasn't sure if I would end up with Shampoo / Won or Tutu / Banana, but in walks someone new, Taco (I believe they had a girl named Taco long ago). Asian girls hard to determine age (BTW I say Tutu is 30) butbut I'm thinking she is around 30 or so also, perky bees, little baby fat, but nice. Her english is better than Shampoo or Tutu. Table shower ended up being a table shower / massaged. Back in the room got a nice massage, she has a technique that includessome stretching which might not work well with older guyts (I liked it). Usual BJ and cfs. Very tight. Then back for more massage and in the end she offered me seconds but I was happy and content. She said she's only been there two weeks, nice addition and I hope she stays around.

[JackSilva]

Saw Daisy in Lincoln Park tonight. Sweetest girl in the world; great conversation and personality and attitude, didn't rush anything; asked me what I wanted and took care of me in a lot of ways. Do not want to get into details on extras out of respect and since I can't make guarantees for her but if you are nice she will take care of you. It was 130 for the hour and I left 30 tip. Completely worth it. I drove an hour from North Oakland to see her Downriver and totally worthwhile. She really picked me up when I was feeling down, don't really have the experience to grade massages but she did loosen up my aching back, neck, and shoulders. She's great, give her a call.

[BenjaminSkully]

No way tutu (banana) is 40ish. 21 actually might not be accurate. She looks young. Like breaking the law young

I'm going to assume and hope that you were introduced to someone who claimed to be Tutu / Banana and your age detective skills are not that horrible. I'd have to agree with other members that she is definitely over 30 close to 40.

[Member #4638]

No way tutu (banana) is 40ish. 21 actually might not be accurate. She looks young. Like breaking the law young

She's 40-45. Asians look younger as a people in general. She is nowhere NEAR 18-21. I can sell you a bridge in Brooklyn if you would like. I can't argue 35-40 because really that's a lot closer. But younger than 21. Come on man!

[Gcd02]

No way tutu (banana) is 40ish. 21 actually might not be accurate. She looks young. Like breaking the law young

For what it's worth she told me she was 25 (because at the time I was 25). That was about 2 years ago, so I'd imagine 28 is more accurate. Who knows if she was telling the truth, however I'd believe her since she was saying we were the same age.

[StreetLegal]

I decided to TOFTT and for myself and check this place out. Long and short of it, this place has the appearance of an AMP, but its strictly massage.

HOWEVER. I may actually hang up my un-clean Asian desires since today I received the best damn massage of my life. I almost fell asleep walking out to my car afterwards I was in such a euphoria. I opted for the "deep tissue" and it is deep tissue and you have to like the accupressure point therapy as well. It can be a bit painful, but good pain. But let me tell you. If you are sore, lower back pain, upper back, shoulders, neck, glutes. You won't be after having Collista give you a therapeutic massage. http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/3116554830.html I googled the phone number from the add and found a coupon that is good for the next few weeks. Collista honored it without hesitation: http://www.saveoneverything.com/prin...php?whc=119338. I gave a $10 tip because she looked like she went through WWIII after she was done with me; she worked up a sweat. Regardless, Collista is an average attractive asian gal, good English, conservatively dressed, nice body, but it was clear from the beginning that it was going to be "straight". Said keep the undies on.

[Red51]

No way tutu (banana) is 40ish. 21 actually might not be accurate. She looks young. Like breaking the law young

I'm not too sure; she's been there for a while, I'd says she's in her 30s. Plus it really seems this holds true:

[BryGuy]

Mammasan told me she was like 21 if I remember. Are we thinking of the same tutu? Kinda thick at times? From her looks I wouldn't guess her to be any older than 25. It's been a while since I've seen Shampo, so the details are fuzzy. I'd guess that Candy is 50-60 though.

Broadway wellness center, downtown, has a very good looking younger masseuse. Really hot actually. Unfortunately they are not FS, and I can jerk off myself for free.

No way tutu (banana) is 40ish. 21 actually might not be accurate. She looks young. Like breaking the law young

[Member #4638]

Stopped by DT again lookin to see Jackie who's always been great and very reliable. She say's little tired want to try new girl? I say ok if I see first, says np brings in " Candy ". Nice surprise, she's at least as small as jackie, bit smaller boobs but felt natural, nice tan, nice ass and legs looked to be a bit younger also. Got excellent unrushed FS with a nice sloppy BBBJ to start off. Quite responsive even during me going down on her, would repeat and reccomend.

I reviewed her back in November of 11 just an FYI. She was not there when I stopped in last time and haven't heard any reports from her so I thought she was gone. She is a few steps above Jackie looks wise and her skin is great. She probably is around 40-45 but looks good. I just don't like that flat butt that many of the older Asians have, however I really enjoyed myself with her.