Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I've been reading this board for a very long time and I don't recall anyone saying they EVER caught anything in an AMP. I've DATY on dozens of these ladies and they always are clean and tasty. I don't think you have anything to worry about. That place is going to have long lines for a while.

AMP

Have to agree with you. It's up to each guy to decide what and how he does it with a provider. Now if only the guy will reveal which AMP he visited.

[MilfMan865]

Ad posted on Backpage (July 5, 2012) :

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l_-25/11930933

Location. M&M Aroma at Location: 4300 Buford Hwy Suite# 205 Atlanta, GA 30341.

Recommend? : No.

Overview:

In Atlanta on business and decided to reward myself with a visit to an AMP. I read the previous posts about several Atlanta AMPs and decided to give M&M Aroma a try. I saw that the entry fee was about. 50 so decided to give it a shot. I had really high hopes for the Atlanta AMPs.

The Good:

Safe-looking location off of Buford Hwy. Since I'm not from the area, it was easy to find. Passed a couple of strip clubs along the way which was also a good sign. I got squeaky clean from the table shower, but that's where the positive aspects end.

The Bad:

Very mechanical and seemed like she had worked a long day. I arrived around 9:30 pm and didn't see anyone else there. The lady was fugly, about mid-40s, and didn't have a decent body. I was surprised that I wasn't provide a lineup on a Friday. She provided a table shower, asked if it were OK if she touched my jewels. Took me back to the room and provided the most lackluster massage that I've had. Only Jergens lotion, a few karate chops, punched my muscles, and then said all done. Other than the. 60 that I was charged (which was supposed to be. 50) , no tip, and she didn't press for one. She kept leaving during the massage to answer the phone. The hour that I paid for ended up being 35 minutes from the point that I opened their door and I got back in my car. Leave M&M Aroma alone. Stay far far away.

Of course, YMMV, but I would have rather walked in strip club, threw the sixty ones on stage, then left. I would have gotten more satisfaction out of it.

NOTE: If any senior members are traveling through the Knoxville, TN area, send me a PM. I have a few numbers to pass your way to help make your trip worthwhile.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman865

[Totalcsllc]

How old did she look?

I would say mid 30s.

[OnyxRain]

That helps to hear. Needless to say, thats the first and last time I'll do that and I'm still getting tested but its reassuring to hear. Much appreciated!

I've been reading this board for a very long time and I don't recall anyone saying they EVER caught anything in an AMP. I've DATY on dozens of these ladies and they always are clean and tasty. I don't think you have anything to worry about. That place is going to have long lines for a while.

AMP

[AmpLovr]

I can assure you. I'm not joking and I don't find it funny in the least. You couldn't imagine how I'm feeling right now. My only motive was to get it off my chest. I literally posted minutes after leaving there because, truth be told, I was kinda freaking out a bit. That was very careless of me and not like me at all. But, like I said, I got caught up in the moment and wasn't thinking. I don't know if she was just enjoying it THAT much and lapsed in judgment too OR is crazy. But, I didn't get the sense she was crazy. I will definitely be getting tested as soon as possible. I'm really disappointed in myself on this one.

I've been reading this board for a very long time and I don't recall anyone saying they EVER caught anything in an AMP. I've DATY on dozens of these ladies and they always are clean and tasty. I don't think you have anything to worry about. That place is going to have long lines for a while.

AMP

[Jayman523]

Anyone been to Q Massage on Scobb? If so, message me / I've seen one report here but want to know ask something to someone who has been there.

[NuGuy36]

Aaah Dude, that is some scary shit from my perspective. If you are joking, I don't find it funny. And if you have some ulterior agenda, still not finding it funny. But if all true, than I am not totally surprised AMP girl said okay to no cover needed, but very surprised to hear that she proactively asked about seconds. And since you did not mention, I assume round two was a bonus freeebie? In any event, I hope you plan on getting tested sooner than later.

I know some will want to know the place, and some will say enjoy the ride, and many will just PM you for info. Personally, I don't see how you can throw something like this out there without giving up the name and lady. But in the end, for me it really doesn't matter as I will never go in without a helmet on the soldier.

I agree 100%

[OldMassageGuy]

Thanks for TOFTT on this one. I believe any place in Duluth, unless you have had a pretty good relationship with the place or the lady before the new rules went into place, this is what you are going to get. I have taken all the Duluth places, at least the ones that are left, off my list. Especially the brand new places that are opening up.

Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.

Details:

Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.

That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.

Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.

[OnyxRain]

I can assure you. I'm not joking and I don't find it funny in the least. You couldn't imagine how I'm feeling right now. My only motive was to get it off my chest. I literally posted minutes after leaving there because, truth be told, I was kinda freaking out a bit. That was very careless of me and not like me at all. But, like I said, I got caught up in the moment and wasn't thinking. I don't know if she was just enjoying it THAT much and lapsed in judgment too OR is crazy. But, I didn't get the sense she was crazy. I will definitely be getting tested as soon as possible. I'm really disappointed in myself on this one.

Aaah Dude, that is some scary shit from my perspective. If you are joking, I don't find it funny. And if you have some ulterior agenda, still not finding it funny. But if all true, than I am not totally surprised AMP girl said okay to no cover needed, but very surprised to hear that she proactively asked about seconds. And since you did not mention, I assume round two was a bonus freeebie? In any event, I hope you plan on getting tested sooner than later.

I know some will want to know the place, and some will say enjoy the ride, and many will just PM you for info. Personally, I don't see how you can throw something like this out there without giving up the name and lady. But in the end, for me it really doesn't matter as I will never go in without a helmet on the soldier.

[OnyxRain]

It was Doshi. I don't have her name but she was about 5'2" 34c, a little baby fat, not very long hair. The only two I know by name are Sunny, the mamasan, and another masseuse, Candy. It wasn't Candy.

So, what was the name of the AMP?

[Niteluvr]

OK. So, I go to one of my favorite AMPs in my area. Greeted warmly by mamasan and staff. Give my. 8 to the house. Asked for no one in particular but got the same provider as my last visit there. She remembers me but I can't remember her name and am too embarrassed to ask again. I disrobe and go in for t. S. Which is done very attentively. We get back and I get a 15 minute massage (if you want to call it that) and then she asks what I'd like. I ask for the works. Addl 1. 4 tip.

So she does a half BBBJ into CBJ. Then flip her over for DATY. She gets hers. So I start off mish, then dog, back to mish. She gets hers again. Then I get mine. She wants to keep going. Asking me to suck her nipples and she's really getting off. So, here's where it gets interesting. She asks if I can go again. I say yeah. She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.

Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.

I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.

So, what was the name of the AMP?

[Niteluvr]

Coincidence. I stopped in today too. Did not make it far enough to partake of their services though. Did you have an Asian dude come out from around the foyer wall and "demand" you fill out a patient profile? At first I thought I went into the Acupuncture clinic next door by mistake. I asked to see the ladies, he said no, you fill out first. I said no and left. Sounds like I made a good decision.

PS. Besides NL, it woudl probably be hard to explain what with you having two forms filed out on the same day. LOL. Smacking myself upside the head a bit since "Duluth" rules did not occur to me until just this minute.

Yeah, a Chinese woman told me to fill out the form but feel sorry if they ever want to track down Ralph F. (F is for fuckin') Kramden. Was the only name I could think of at that moment. Just wonder what that Chinese dude would say if a customer told him he didn't know how to write.

[HotPepperAtl]

Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.

Details:

Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.

That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.

Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.

This place is staffed and operated by Chinese who are really good at not making mistakes in terms of anything sexual. I have been there twice and have seen several attractive ladies working. One is my favorite. I get the 90 minute special. I get a flip and towel is placed when I flip. Massage not sooo special, but the girl is very pretty. I went back the second time to see her and get her number. She and I have been texting and talking and looks like it could move to next step soon regarding a date. I'm just looking for fun on this one and maybe to get a great fried dumplings connection. Although she has been flirting with me heavily and tells me not to come to sooo relax anymore because she can't date clients. If anyone gets any favors at sooo relax I want to shake their hand.

[Amp Fme]

OK. So, I go to one of my favorite AMPs in my area. Greeted warmly by mamasan and staff. Give my. 8 to the house. Asked for no one in particular but got the same provider as my last visit there. She remembers me but I can't remember her name and am too embarrassed to ask again. I disrobe and go in for t. S. Which is done very attentively. We get back and I get a 15 minute massage (if you want to call it that) and then she asks what I'd like. I ask for the works. Addl 1. 4 tip.

So she does a half BBBJ into CBJ. Then flip her over for DATY. She gets hers. So I start off mish, then dog, back to mish. She gets hers again. Then I get mine. She wants to keep going. Asking me to suck her nipples and she's really getting off. So, here's where it gets interesting. She asks if I can go again. I say yeah. She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.

Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.

I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.

Aaah Dude, that is some scary shit from my perspective. If you are joking, I don't find it funny. And if you have some ulterior agenda, still not finding it funny. But if all true, than I am not totally surprised AMP girl said okay to no cover needed, but very surprised to hear that she proactively asked about seconds. And since you did not mention, I assume round two was a bonus freeebie? In any event, I hope you plan on getting tested sooner than later.

I know some will want to know the place, and some will say enjoy the ride, and many will just PM you for info. Personally, I don't see how you can throw something like this out there without giving up the name and lady. But in the end, for me it really doesn't matter as I will never go in without a helmet on the soldier.

[Boogieboy]

Years ago when the soithside was hopping at King Spa. There was a cute spinner there named

Mary. The 2nd time I saw her; she looked me in the eyes during mush and asked if I was clean. It

Kind of took me by surprise but I answered of course. She pushed me off. Pulled off the cover and.

Grabbed Mr. Johnson. She put me back In, wrapped her legs around me and sighed much better. I.

Busted like a fountain. From then on it was bare with her and if they weren't busy at least 2 pops.

Or sometimes 3 if I had the time. I asked her once why and she told me she wanted an Anglo baby

Since her visa was going to expire. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was sterile.

It's a more common occurance than you might think. Angie at the old Oasis Spa, Rose at New Image, and.

Of course the infamous Penny were known to bare if they liked you. Lucky for me I never caught anything.

And I have gotten myself tested for everything 2 times a year for forever. Hard to believe that I've been hobbying.

For 30 years.

Boogie.

She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.

Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.

I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.

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