Massage Parlor Reports

**Webrowser** · 07-03-12 23:17

Forgot to mention. Saw their add on CL advertising a. 5 / hr special. Opted for the. 3 half hour instead. Waste of time. Don't even bother.

**Webrowser** · 07-03-12 23:14

I started by venturing out to the new spa in Sterling. But when I got there, nobody answered. After calling they told me they were busy and to come back later. Afterwards I drove down the street to Honto. I read a couple of bad reviews of the place, but my experiences have always been good and figured it was worth another shot.

Knocked on the door and pulled Tina again who is my favorite! Older provider but very skilled. She's one of the few who actually takes pride in her massages. After about 40 minutes of an incredible therapeutic rub down, she began the light finger rubs, flipped me over over and got right down to business. No haggling, no pressure. Total damage $.2.

**Powkid** · 07-03-12 21:40

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I see you have more contributions than requests, so I'll point you in the right direction to avoid being traumatized and wasting money.

Google her phone number, then do an advanced search for Clemence on USASG. Make sure you click Single Content Type at the top, and Show Results as Reports at the bottom.

When you see that I already answered this question a year ago, and that 8 others have also posted their opinions of this woman online, you'll understand why many of us get so annoyed at the "has anyone seen her" type of posts.

First off. Sorry if I annoyed anyone, rookie mistake! Thanks for the info though. I will put it to use this weekend before I make my next stop.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-03-12 20:03

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

I see you have more contributions than requests, so I'll point you in the right direction to avoid being traumatized and wasting money.

Google her phone number, then do an advanced search for Clemence on USASG. Make sure you click Single Content Type at the top, and Show Results as Reports at the bottom.

When you see that I already answered this question a year ago, and that 8 others have also posted their opinions of this woman online, you'll understand why many of us get so annoyed at the "has anyone seen her" type of posts.

**Powkid** · 07-03-12 19:38

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

So I went to try her out. She is located in Arlington, VA and does in-call only. I was greeted by a mature busty lady, in her late 60's. She is a very nice and polite

Woman but WAY to old for me. She's from France and has been doing massages for 30+ years. She offers a full menu but I only wanted a massage. The massage

Wasn't really a massage, more so a rub down. Standard nova ending that wasn't so great. So if you like very mature women with large breast and a great non rushed

Attitude, you may want to give her a try. I will not repeat. PM me for more details.

**Mongeroose** · 07-03-12 17:14

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.

You should have RTFF back to post #5898 from 12-14-11. I could have saved you $!

**Lovejugs** · 07-03-12 14:59

Decided to hit the fruity place and see if it had reopened. It had. Was greeted by a late 30's, early 40's talent. Not skinny, not fat. Looked like she has some nice attributes up top. TS was good, but cautious. Went to the room and was asked to leave tip in advance. Was told "I wouldn't be disappointed." Didn't like that. Never had any problems with old management, but this was first visit with new. I left a standard Nova tip. Massage was great. Talent had a good personality, but maybe a little too talkative. She started with the standard finish but was a little timid with the technique. I had to instruct her how I liked it. I tried to play with the ladies but she said they were sore because she just had them done. Personally she shouldn't be working if they weren't ready to play. Was disappointed about that. She also could have been bs'ing me just cause she didn't want to go the extra mile. Luckily during the finish she didn't stop til I told her to. Felt very good. There is nothing worse than when talent stops or slows down in mid shang-ra-la. Saw another talent when I was walking out. Hideous. Skinny, no curves, heavy makeup, and bad face. Glad I didn't pull that card. I won't be going back anytime soon, unless I hear of a good report. I would give my visit a 6.5/7 out of 10.

Lovejugs

**CantGetEnufEve** · 07-02-12 23:15

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

West coaster here visiting for a few days. Staying at a hotel near Eisenhower and 95. Looking for some local talent. Not opposed to an OC coming to me, but would like some references. I also love AMP's but only if they have extra's. I read a few of the posts and could deduce a few names of establishments, but most were quite a ways away from me. (No rental car!) Any in this area, or near the metro, (Is that what it is called here?). Shoot me a pm or give me just enough to point me in the right direction. Not looking to cause anyone concern!

Thanks!

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.

**Powkid** · 07-02-12 22:54

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

**Powkid** · 07-02-12 20:17

Hey Guys. Has anyone tried her yet? Thinking about giving her a try.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be Safe!

**CantGetEnufEve** · 07-01-12 22:43

Hi Guys,

West coaster here visiting for a few days. Staying at a hotel near Eisenhower and 95. Looking for some local talent. Not opposed to an OC coming to me, but would like some references. I also love AMP's but only if they have extra's. I read a few of the posts and could deduce a few names of establishments, but most were quite a ways away from me. (No rental car!) Any in this area, or near the metro, (Is that what it is called here?). Shoot me a pm or give me just enough to point me in the right direction. Not looking to cause anyone concern!

Thanks!

**Captn Stubbing** · 07-01-12 22:33

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

atRoamin Roman.

Not so fast. Someone go in there and check out the story for yourselves. Ask either the boss or the providers whether a charming gentleman stopped by there yesterday and left them something special.

Poppy, congratulations if your story is true. I suggest going with some stronger depends / diapers. That way you don't make such a mess.

**Ready** · 06-30-12 13:17

I image the power outages changed plans for a number of us. I noticed other hobbyists going door to door.

Most providers (if they or Mama-san recognizes you) , will open up with kindness and a decent tip; you should be able to achieve what you like. If not, ask which days they work, return when they are not working or move onto another AMP.

As far as exaggerated stories, different styles or other's success. It might be best to PM (not giving them attention) and not pull away from our goal of 'where to visit and where to avoid'.

**Miketastic69** · 06-29-12 15:36

In town passing through. Stopped east of chantilly. Kim. 50 spinner. No ts draped bad attitude no finish = No tip! I should have rtff & others advice because this was awful! Is all nova like this? I should have just lit a cigarette with th. 6.

**Goheat** · 06-28-12 17:24

Ok, so here's just a question. How is what you had done (if true at all) not considered rape?

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

at"JJ"

Like it or not, it's an actual account that will eventually be corroborated. Banned? Why, just because you don't like to content, I like to think this forum isn't simply a single shade of vanilla.