Massage Parlor Reports

**Mongeroose** · 07-03-12 17:14

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.

You should have RTFF back to post #5898 from 12-14-11. I could have saved you $!

**Lovejugs** · 07-03-12 14:59

Decided to hit the fruity place and see if it had reopened. It had. Was greeted by a late 30's, early 40's talent. Not skinny, not fat. Looked like she has some nice attributes up top. TS was good, but cautious. Went to the room and was asked to leave tip in advance. Was told "I wouldn't be disappointed." Didn't like that. Never had any problems with old management, but this was first visit with new. I left a standard Nova tip. Massage was great. Talent had a good personality, but maybe a little too talkative. She started with the standard finish but was a little timid with the technique. I had to instruct her how I liked it. I tried to play with the ladies but she said they were sore because she just had them done. Personally she shouldn't be working if they weren't ready to play. Was disappointed about that. She also could have been bs'ing me just cause she didn't want to go the extra mile. Luckily during the finish she didn't stop til I told her to. Felt very good. There is nothing worse than when talent stops or slows down in mid shang-ra-la. Saw another talent when I was walking out. Hideous. Skinny, no curves, heavy makeup, and bad face. Glad I didn't pull that card. I won't be going back anytime soon, unless I hear of a good report. I would give my visit a 6.5/7 out of 10.

Lovejugs

**CantGetEnufEve** · 07-02-12 23:15

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

West coaster here visiting for a few days. Staying at a hotel near Eisenhower and 95. Looking for some local talent. Not opposed to an OC coming to me, but would like some references. I also love AMP's but only if they have extra's. I read a few of the posts and could deduce a few names of establishments, but most were quite a ways away from me. (No rental car!) Any in this area, or near the metro, (Is that what it is called here?). Shoot me a pm or give me just enough to point me in the right direction. Not looking to cause anyone concern!

Thanks!

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.

**Powkid** · 07-02-12 22:54

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

**Powkid** · 07-02-12 20:17

Hey Guys. Has anyone tried her yet? Thinking about giving her a try.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be Safe!

**CantGetEnufEve** · 07-01-12 22:43

Hi Guys,

West coaster here visiting for a few days. Staying at a hotel near Eisenhower and 95. Looking for some local talent. Not opposed to an OC coming to me, but would like some references. I also love AMP's but only if they have extra's. I read a few of the posts and could deduce a few names of establishments, but most were quite a ways away from me. (No rental car!) Any in this area, or near the metro, (Is that what it is called here?). Shoot me a pm or give me just enough to point me in the right direction. Not looking to cause anyone concern!

Thanks!

**Captn Stubbing** · 07-01-12 22:33

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

atRoamin Roman.

Not so fast. Someone go in there and check out the story for yourselves. Ask either the boss or the providers whether a charming gentleman stopped by there yesterday and left them something special.

Poppy, congratulations if your story is true. I suggest going with some stronger depends / diapers. That way you don't make such a mess.

**Ready** · 06-30-12 13:17

I image the power outages changed plans for a number of us. I noticed other hobbyists going door to door.

Most providers (if they or Mama-san recognizes you) , will open up with kindness and a decent tip; you should be able to achieve what you like. If not, ask which days they work, return when they are not working or move onto another AMP.

As far as exaggerated stories, different styles or other's success. It might be best to PM (not giving them attention) and not pull away from our goal of 'where to visit and where to avoid'.

**Miketastic69** · 06-29-12 15:36

In town passing through. Stopped east of chantilly. Kim. 50 spinner. No ts draped bad attitude no finish = No tip! I should have rtff & others advice because this was awful! Is all nova like this? I should have just lit a cigarette with th. 6.

**Goheat** · 06-28-12 17:24

Ok, so here's just a question. How is what you had done (if true at all) not considered rape?

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

at"JJ"

Like it or not, it's an actual account that will eventually be corroborated. Banned? Why, just because you don't like to content, I like to think this forum isn't simply a single shade of vanilla.

**Zhuxi** · 06-28-12 15:12

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

at"JJ"

Like it or not, it's an actual account that will eventually be corroborated. Banned? Why, just because you don't like to content, I like to think this forum isn't simply a single shade of vanilla.

Your review sucked.

**Captn Stubbing** · 06-28-12 11:43

Left the office early on Tuesday. Saw the signs on 123 advertising 60 Massage. With TCCC being closed and a few benjamins in the wallet, decided to go prowl. Thanks to the bro who mentioned a few of the AMPs by name, made them easier to find.

First Stop Clover Massage, right behind the 7 Eleven. Went in at 3:30 rang the bell. OMG! Was greeted by a late 40's early 50's lady who was quite possibly the ugliest AMP provider I have ever seen! Dragon makeup on with heavy eye shadow. Her appearance was hideous. Very hot inside had window ac. She said we are all busy, come back later. I said " Dragon lady, I will never come into this place again".

Two doors over, Rain Massage. I have been playing the game Heavy Rain on PS3 so it is easy to remember. Rang the bell, greeted by an early 30's provider. Very cute with full Bs. English quite good. Said come back at 5:00. Okay.

Saw another sign that said massage in bright yellow on the the other side of the post office. Confusing how to get inside. Went in front door. Rang the bell upstaris. Greeted by below average provider, mid forties. Flat chested. Thats not going to work. Said no thanks. Left. She mumbled something in korean, I gave her the bird walked away.

Went over to the panera at the end of gallows waited till 5. Went back to Rain massage. Different provider greeted me this time, said other girl taking break. New provider still cute, early 30's bigger chest C's. Decent english. Okay, we are in business. Do the shower, her hands wander. Pitch a tent. Hit her with the tent a few times. Decent massage. Flip, play with her rack. Seems to like it. Finish. Damage 60/85.

Your Captain

**Kraven Morehed** · 06-28-12 01:26

Originally Posted by Webrowser [View Original Post]

I rarely ever visit the same place more than a few times, but there's a place in Reston that has become my ATF hands down! (no pun intended). My provider's name was Sue. PM me for location, it was a little hard to find at first. After greeted by MMS and led to a room, Sue walked in wearing a black skirt and a nice smile. Uddenly, firm hands transitioned into light fingers, and a whisper in my ear to flip. Top came down revealing nice Cs a.

WB

Can you pm me spot and what was the damage?

**Alpha D** · 06-27-12 18:56

I came into this forum today to check the state of affairs in NoVA AMPs only to find someone attempting to hijack the board with a sick and twisted supposed confession of torture, abuse, and battery. Please don't make the forum any longer by quoting his filth or giving him any more attention than he already has. Maybe Jackson can clean up the thread by removing the original and subsequent posts with the offending text. Then we might be able to read intelligent and helpful information related to the hobby.

AD

**Sleazebum** · 06-27-12 14:11

If this idiot is for real he should be slowly beaten to unconsciousness and then have some urine and feces smeared all over him!

Please Jackson. BAN THIS CREEP!

Disgusting and probably criminal in the worse sense.

JJ

Originally Posted by Mr Poopy Pants [View Original Post]

I was having my usual liquid lunch break from work when the urge hit me. I called Linda and asked if she had any providers and told her I'd be there in 30 minutes which would give me time to consume a second martini.

I walk in to the FCCC, two providers, the one, shay-shay takes me to the bedroom and we just start, she displays a rubber and I wave it off. I proceed and she tells me to pull it out, I said "yeah yeah" and turn her over. Just then a raging piss comes on and with the utmost concentration I stop plunging in, hold it in place all the way inside her, focus for nearly half a minute, and finally release an oh-so satisfying gush of nice warm piss in her. Let me tell you boys that felt awesome.

It was all over the place. She scolded me for not pulling it out. I told her I wasn't finished and I wanted to come in her some more. I laid her back down and started slamming it in hard. She was loud so I followed suit and started grunting and telling her to bring the other lady in here so she could watch. She said no and started up with that dam straight-leg resistance to keep you from shoving your whole cock in her. I thought f that man and forcefully stapled her legs back, grabbed her shoulders so she couldn't move as she tried to squirm into a more comfortable position.

Then I pounded her until I released a load in her. When I pulled it out it was running out and I just left her there. Oh but wait, there's more. I just ran into the shower and since the urge was there and I was feeling bold, I backed into the corner, lowered myself, and took a hot steaming dump right there in the shower.

When I exited I quickly put my clothes back on and left, this was around lunchtime today so if you were one of the lucky gentlemen to get the back room with the shower and still see my pile I left you, hey it's all good.

I told her I want to bring my friend to come with me next time and do the same to her so if anyone wants an intro, I'd like to watch but I don't have to, PM me.