Massage Parlor Reports

**Amp Fme** · 07-06-12 23:52

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.

Details:

Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.

That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.

Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.

Coincidence. I stopped in today too. Did not make it far enough to partake of their services though. Did you have an Asian dude come out from around the foyer wall and "demand" you fill out a patient profile? At first I thought I went into the Acupuncture clinic next door by mistake. I asked to see the ladies, he said no, you fill out first. I said no and left. Sounds like I made a good decision.

PS - Besides NL, it woudl probably be hard to explain what with you having two forms filed out on the same day. LOL. Smacking myself upside the head a bit since "Duluth" rules did not occur to me until just this minute.

**Niteluvr** · 07-06-12 20:06

Well, decided to actually try out Soo Relax in Duluth today. Absolutely zero enjoyment and probably the most clinical massage experience I've ever encountered.

Details:

Noticed several vehicles in the parking lot when I pulled up so I asked if I would have to wait. The lady said no and led me to a room, told me to get naked, lie face down on the table and cover myself with a towel. What seemed like an eternity waiting for the masseuse due to the ice cold A / C blowing was actually 10-15 minutes. Finally, in walks Nancy, a 40-ish Chinese, typical plain Jane looks. By the way, I opted for the hour combo, which is a 40-minute massage and 20-minute hydrotherapy for $80. Nancy just massaged my backside for the entire 40 minutes, no flip. Damn. Then she motioned me to get up and handed me these cheap, black, disposable shorts, made of the same material that airline pillowcases are made of. She then she gave me a pair of 4-sizes-too-small flip flops to put on. No wrapping of a towel around my waist, just proceeded to the shower room wearing the cheap shorts and tight sandals. She motioned for me to lie on my stomach, rinsed me down with a normal shower wand, then soaped me down with a pumice-like soap that would dissolve the longer she rubbed it around. She then rinsed me off with the lone shower wand. After that she finally turned on the 7-showerhead arm but the water pressure was very light. I expected at least some nice, pulsating pressure. All Nancy did was move it back and forth a few times for a quick rinse. I'm thinking this must be a joke. She motioned for me to flip, then performed the same routine on my front, not getting anywhere near the goods. I asked for some soap to wash junior myself. She finally understood and handed me some body wash. I exaggerated the process to see if she'd participate. Not only did I not get a HE, she would not even let me DIY. Once she noticed I was taking excessively long to wash my dick, she started rinsing it off through the shorts! I got up, she handed me a towel and motioned for me to go back to the room. No help drying me off either and the room was freezing. I hurried to dress as fast as I could, then headed for the door, plunked the $80 down on the front desk (of course she was waiting for me) , gave her a sneer and left.

That place has got their procedures down to a science. Their is absolutely zero chance of enjoying the session in any way, shape or form. I at least expected their touted shower thing to be interesting but it's just a stupid gimmick.

Recommendation? Take $80, wipe your ass with it, then jack off. It'd be a more pleasurable experience than a massage session at Soo Relax.

**DecaturSong** · 07-06-12 16:30

Previous lurker; first post.

Couldn't decide between Golden Touch & K Spa but have seen good things here about the former so I tried there first. Drew an oldish maybe 30s woman named Holly I think, honestly I don't remember as the trip was weird. Anyway, she had a nice body and said she was Korean although she didn't really look it. Took table shower and everything was going well, at least until she jumped off me after a decent massage and offered water. I said I was confused and asked what else was on the menu and all she did was smile and say "nothing". Not sure what I did to send up a red flag but I didn't want to push it. $40 house fee only, no tip obviously.

Hit K Treatment for the first time in about a year and met Anna, immediately glad it didn't work out at Golden. I haven't seen a post on her about here (sorry if I missed it) , but she is fantastic. Maybe late 20s but very young innocent looking and sweet, could go for 19 IMO. Slender with the right curves in the right places, no extra body fat, and Ds to DDs that are probably bolt ons but done to feel almost natural. Nice massage then we negotiated 120 on top of house fee (60). Yes, I overpaid a little but wasn't that worried about it considering my experience at Golden and her looks / personality.

CBJ to cowgirl / mish / doggie, didn't last long as she gave a very convincing performance of being into it (if she really wasn't). Lots of eye contact, grabbing, and genuine noise. Nothing robotic about this one. Afterwards she spent another 10 minutes or so massaging my legs & shoulders without a hint of rush, almost like she wanted to hang out. I almost thought about going for #2 but another customer came in, although she didn't rush even then when we both heard him be welcomed.

Highly recommend.

**OnyxRain** · 07-06-12 16:12

OK. So, I go to one of my favorite AMPs in my area. Greeted warmly by mamasan and staff. Give my. 8 to the house. Asked for no one in particular but got the same provider as my last visit there. She remembers me but I can't remember her name and am too embarrassed to ask again. I disrobe and go in for t. S. Which is done very attentively. We get back and I get a 15 minute massage (if you want to call it that) and then she asks what I'd like. I ask for the works. Addl 1. 4 tip.

So she does a half BBBJ into CBJ. Then flip her over for DATY. She gets hers. So I start off mish, then dog, back to mish. She gets hers again. Then I get mine. She wants to keep going. Asking me to suck her nipples and she's really getting off. So, here's where it gets interesting. She asks if I can go again. I say yeah. She takes off my cover and says she wants to feel me like that. I'm a little apprehensive but, at this point, the only part of me thinking is the part that is getting fuller by the second. So I enter. Then, she says I can bust inside. OK. Call me crazy or naive. But this has never happened to me before at an AMP of all places. I was a little taken back but I was also caught in the moment. She's not a 10, but she's very fun and charming and generous and we had a rapport so it was cool. Either way, I didn't bust. Don't know why. I was excited enough but I think I was caught offguard and couldn't quite get myself to.

Has anyone experienced that? For the masseuse to take the wrapper off and offer what she did? Like I said, maybe I just haven't been to enough places but this has never happened to me before.

I am somewhat new here so I don't want to put the place out there unless a senior member thinks its cool.

**Niteluvr** · 07-05-12 17:48

Originally Posted by Krispey001 [View Original Post]

Are there any places left to get a massage, by a girl under 25?

Also has anyone tried any of the places in Gainesville?

Places you might find a girl under 25 are Golden Touch (Norcross) , or the AMPs in Buckhead: Gold Spa, St. Jame, Aroma Therapy, Spring Spa and New York NY Spa. No guarantee though.

All the Gainesville AMPs have older women, usually 40+. The exception might be Kelly's Spa on McEver Road. They get the occasional younger woman, perhaps 30-ish.

**Niteluvr** · 07-03-12 20:35

Originally Posted by OnyxRain [View Original Post]

I work in Alpharetta so I'm crossing my fingers that this is in Roswell and not too far down into Norcross. And before I get too excited, what can be expected? Do they advertise? Thanks!

It's indeed in Norcross, quite near Peachtree Pkwy.

**Krispey001** · 07-03-12 17:32

Are there any places left to get a massage, by a girl under 25?

Also has anyone tried any of the places in Gainesville?

**Krispey001** · 07-03-12 17:28

Originally Posted by Totalcsllc [View Original Post]

Stopped by Golden Touch this morning and drew Star. A cute Korean by way of Cali. Very petite spinner with a tight body. Great TS and massage. Total damage out the door of $160.

How old did she look?

**OnyxRain** · 07-02-12 19:12

I work in Alpharetta so I'm crossing my fingers that this is in Roswell and not too far down into Norcross. And before I get too excited, what can be expected? Do they advertise? Thanks!

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Noticed that Queen Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road is open again. Stopped by and there was a petite, black spinner working. Thought about a session but then realized I probably wouldn't get a HE, so I left.

**Niteluvr** · 07-02-12 17:32

Noticed that Queen Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road is open again. Stopped by and there was a petite, black spinner working. Thought about a session but then realized I probably wouldn't get a HE, so I left.

**Totalcsllc** · 07-02-12 14:50

Stopped by Golden Touch this morning and drew Star. A cute Korean by way of Cali. Very petite spinner with a tight body. Great TS and massage. Total damage out the door of $160.

**Totalcsllc** · 07-02-12 14:48

Went by Kings Foot Massage on Buford Hwy today. Had two older Chinese women available. Was given Lulu. No TS available. Received great massage from head to toe but no HE. Was told next time? She waited up front for tip. Total damage under $50. Maybe worth it for the great massage.

**Azntraveler** · 07-02-12 09:28

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Can't find anyone named Miki on their Website. Can you post a link?

She just finished her tour in Atlanta. I too saw her last week or at least was told I saw her. She too felt rushed and not at all close to her pictures. I expect older but she was not any where close and the overall GFE experience was not there. She seems more like an AMP girl at gold spa. Completely rushed. The scheduler was surprised too since she has had such high reviews / remarks from all of her clients on another site.

I am disappointed since I was told they were the same as journey and I have had success there. Older / attractiveness is not always an issue but it could be made up in attitude and how into the session the provider is. And she had neither. My last visit with journey, the provider was older but super into so it was one of my memorable experiences in the hobby. I am going to give exotic one more tug and see how it goes since what I got and what others experienced are completely opposite.

**Niteluvr** · 07-02-12 05:59

Originally Posted by Zero Dude [View Original Post]

I made a appointment to see Miki. She is half japanese and half Korean. She speaks English pretty well. I saw the past reviews and said what the heck. Started with a shower and then she started rimming. I am not that big of a fan but she did it so quick could not say if it was good ir bad. She started with BBBJ but would have liked it to been longer. We then moved to rcg, mish, and then doggie. I kind of felt she wanted me to finish sooner but I cannot cum that quickly. Overall not too bad but do miss mikes girls. Total damage $$.6

Can't find anyone named Miki on their Website. Can you post a link?

**Zero Dude** · 07-01-12 23:15

I made a appointment to see Miki. She is half japanese and half Korean. She speaks English pretty well. I saw the past reviews and said what the heck. Started with a shower and then she started rimming. I am not that big of a fan but she did it so quick could not say if it was good ir bad. She started with BBBJ but would have liked it to been longer. We then moved to rcg, mish, and then doggie. I kind of felt she wanted me to finish sooner but I cannot cum that quickly. Overall not too bad but do miss mikes girls. Total damage $$.6