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[Drunker Irish]

Is for you to do the f*ing dishes. :-D.

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http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...nol-22/7860833

LOL.

What's even funnier is that the cups are disposable styrofoam cups.

DI

[Bunker Buster]

Is for you to do the f*ing dishes. :-D.



http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...nol-22/7860833

[Bunker Buster]

Well I don't know what to say except I struck out twice in the same day!

Then I notice she is holding the condom. She asks me if I came and I tell her no and she says that I must be close because of all the precum but I really wasn't that turned on. She is jerking me off and it is really getting me sore and I tell her. She really starts rushing me and we are probably only 10 mins into out session. Then she sits up and starts to tell me that had she known I wouldn't be able to cum she would have had me go for the full hour. I leave with my dick feeling sore from all the rough jerking and pissed at being rushed so badly and paying $.4 for the half hour.

I leave there and decide to hit another provider in the area with a quickie special. 6.

She asks for the money and count it and checks for counterfeit in front of me. Really 20's? I tell her she is attractive and I hope we can get this done since I haven't had much luck with AA providers in the past. She asked why and I said they usually have too many rules, no touching, lots of limits. She said she probably agreed that they were probably the most difficult provider. She proceeds to slide the cover on a completely soft dick then gets on her knees and tries to get me hard with very little results. She bends over and lust has me stick it in. I can't get into it because she is a just bending over so I ask her to at least make some noise or some dirty talk. She said nope just finish. I was so disgusted I pulled out and got dressed and left.

Well hate to say it but I have had way too many bad experiences with black providers. What a shame, I would really like to hook up with one reasonably priced and have a great time!

Warlock

Please break up long posts into paragraphs. It's hard on the eye to follow two dozen lines of text without a break.

When girls try to roll the cover on immediately, I stop them and ask for a warmup by hand. Most comply without a problem.

I'm not sure telling a black girl that most black girls are difficult is the way to go. She's likely to take it personally, which isn't going to improve your ROI. Try telling a girl that you came to see her because she sounded so nice on the phone, putting the idea of "you're nice" in her head, rather than "most girls like you are difficult."

Not disagreeing with you on the underlying problems of attitude, short tempers, or $5, 000 hair that must not be touched (watch Chris Rock's Good Hair) , just your approach. I've always had a lot of attention from the black ladies, especially the plus-size girls, so it might just be me. Maybe it's a Rhonda-Kyle thing. LOL.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...74_468x295.jpg

Keep an eye out for fun-sized Carmen. 4'9" sweetheart (510 area code). Trixie (202 area code) is also super, super friendly, if you're a gentleman.

[Pizzlepro02]

Warlock:

I find it very ironic that you posted about these 2 bad experiences, yet you only make a sweepin generalization based on the second provider (the black one)! Doesn't your experience w / Jennifer clearly show that providers can be good or bad regardless of their color? And what did you think was going to happen when you told the 2nd one that you hope she isn't a bad provider like the other black ones you've seen? IMO that's not exactly the best way to break the ice!

Based on both reviews it looks like you'd be better of stickin to well-reviewed providers who are known to perform the way that you like. Otherwise, if you're going to roll the dice w / lesser-known chicks than sometimes you'll get shitty service. If you swear off whole categories of providers based on a few bad experiences then pretty soon there won't be any for you to see!

Pizzle.

Well I don't know what to say except I struck out twice in the same day! First one was Jennifer Skillz / Amber.

575. 616. 9206.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...sxy-22/7616308

I step off the elevator and call her but no answer but I notice a door open and hear women talking. When the door opens I see another provider that I had been with (Alyvia) and another asian provider that I have just recently seen ads for. I was greeted by a tall blonde in a nice halter top dress looking hot. I was also greeted by (Alyvia) as she left with the Asian provider. The blonde turns to me and tells me that it makes her feel much better to know that I have been vouched for. I figure this is going to be a good session and maybe I will upgrade to the full hour. Well after counting the money she tells me to join her on the bed. I lay down and she pulls her top down to reveal some beautiful natural breasts and starts to feed them to me. Nice touch. She then bends over and starts to apply the hat and give me CBJ. It wasn't bad at all but she got a little too aggressive after a few mins and I asked her to take it easy. She then asks me if I am ready and I say yes. I can't wait to enter this hot blonde. She lays back in Mish and I slide in. What a nice sight. I start stroking in and out and she put her hand down between her legs and I think she is rubbing her clit but she isn't reacting. Then I notice she is holding the condom. She asks me if I came and I tell her no and she says that I must be close because of all the precum but I really wasn't that turned on. I think It was more an oversized condom and lubed. She then gets up and asks if I want more head and I tell her I would rather fuck her and tells me that isn't possible because of all my "precum" everything starts to go downhill fast. She is jerking me off and it is really getting me sore and I tell her. She really starts rushing me and we are probably only 10 mins into out session. Then she sits up and starts to tell me that had she known I wouldn't be able to cum she would have had me go for the full hour. I am completely turned off now because of her rushing and constant talking about rules and crap about her services. I can't handle her rough handling of my member and she gets up and gets some lube. This helps but I can't even force myself to come any more because of all the rushing. I tell her to stop and I get up and start getting dressed. Her phone is constantly ringing and she checks it and tells me that It is the provider that I had seen before and I tell her that her friend cock blocked me with the constant calling. She then tells me that her friend (Alyvia) needs to make it up to me (like that will ever happen). I leave with my dick feeling sore from all the rough jerking and pissed at being rushed so badly and paying $.4 for the half hour. I usually don't want to pay more than $ or $.2 for a half.

What a shame because she really is attractive but I will not return. I told her that I had read some reviews of her friend (Alyvia) lately that weren't that good even though I had a decent experience and gave her a decent review. She then tells me that she has been doing this for a long time and that she has lots of great reviews. I told her I was only able to find one on another site and she says "don't look up phone numbers because we change phones all the time. Look me up by name. Jennifer Skillz"

I leave there and decide to hit another provider in the area with a quickie special. 6.

(510) 472-3945.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ial-20/7511655

Well I show up after the typical 3 call system and get to her place. I am greeted by an attractive AA woman. She asks for the money and count it and checks for counterfeit in front of me. Really 20's? I tell her she is attractive and I hope we can get this done since I haven't had much luck with AA providers in the past. She asked why and I said they usually have too many rules, no touching, lots of limits. She said she probably agreed that they were probably the most difficult provider. She gets undressed as did I, and she proceeds to slide the cover on a completely soft dick then gets on her knees and tries to get me hard with very little results. I sit down to try to relax and it works somewhat. She bends over and lust has me stick it in. I can't get into it because she is a just bending over so I ask her to at least make some noise or some dirty talk. She said nope just finish. I was so disgusted I pulled out and got dressed and left.

Well hate to say it but I have had way too many bad experiences with black providers. What a shame, I would really like to hook up with one reasonably priced and have a great time!

Warlock

[Warlock01]

Well I don't know what to say except I struck out twice in the same day! First one was Jennifer Skillz / Amber.

575. 616. 9206.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...sxy-22/7616308

I step off the elevator and call her but no answer but I notice a door open and hear women talking. When the door opens I see another provider that I had been with (Alyvia) and another asian provider that I have just recently seen ads for. I was greeted by a tall blonde in a nice halter top dress looking hot. I was also greeted by (Alyvia) as she left with the Asian provider. The blonde turns to me and tells me that it makes her feel much better to know that I have been vouched for. I figure this is going to be a good session and maybe I will upgrade to the full hour. Well after counting the money she tells me to join her on the bed. I lay down and she pulls her top down to reveal some beautiful natural breasts and starts to feed them to me. Nice touch. She then bends over and starts to apply the hat and give me CBJ. It wasn't bad at all but she got a little too aggressive after a few mins and I asked her to take it easy. She then asks me if I am ready and I say yes. I can't wait to enter this hot blonde. She lays back in Mish and I slide in. What a nice sight. I start stroking in and out and she put her hand down between her legs and I think she is rubbing her clit but she isn't reacting. Then I notice she is holding the condom. She asks me if I came and I tell her no and she says that I must be close because of all the precum but I really wasn't that turned on. I think It was more an oversized condom and lubed. She then gets up and asks if I want more head and I tell her I would rather fuck her and tells me that isn't possible because of all my "precum" everything starts to go downhill fast. She is jerking me off and it is really getting me sore and I tell her. She really starts rushing me and we are probably only 10 mins into out session. Then she sits up and starts to tell me that had she known I wouldn't be able to cum she would have had me go for the full hour. I am completely turned off now because of her rushing and constant talking about rules and crap about her services. I can't handle her rough handling of my member and she gets up and gets some lube. This helps but I can't even force myself to come any more because of all the rushing. I tell her to stop and I get up and start getting dressed. Her phone is constantly ringing and she checks it and tells me that It is the provider that I had seen before and I tell her that her friend cock blocked me with the constant calling. She then tells me that her friend (Alyvia) needs to make it up to me (like that will ever happen). I leave with my dick feeling sore from all the rough jerking and pissed at being rushed so badly and paying $.4 for the half hour. I usually don't want to pay more than $ or $.2 for a half.

What a shame because she really is attractive but I will not return. I told her that I had read some reviews of her friend (Alyvia) lately that weren't that good even though I had a decent experience and gave her a decent review. She then tells me that she has been doing this for a long time and that she has lots of great reviews. I told her I was only able to find one on another site and she says "don't look up phone numbers because we change phones all the time. Look me up by name. Jennifer Skillz"

I leave there and decide to hit another provider in the area with a quickie special. 6.

(510) 472-3945.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ial-20/7511655

Well I show up after the typical 3 call system and get to her place. I am greeted by an attractive AA woman. She asks for the money and count it and checks for counterfeit in front of me. Really 20's? I tell her she is attractive and I hope we can get this done since I haven't had much luck with AA providers in the past. She asked why and I said they usually have too many rules, no touching, lots of limits. She said she probably agreed that they were probably the most difficult provider. She gets undressed as did I, and she proceeds to slide the cover on a completely soft dick then gets on her knees and tries to get me hard with very little results. I sit down to try to relax and it works somewhat. She bends over and lust has me stick it in. I can't get into it because she is a just bending over so I ask her to at least make some noise or some dirty talk. She said nope just finish. I was so disgusted I pulled out and got dressed and left.

Well hate to say it but I have had way too many bad experiences with black providers. What a shame, I would really like to hook up with one reasonably priced and have a great time!

Warlock

[Shizzlestick]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rch-21/7978135

Used this agency before, cheap rates but location not ideal, and it's usually hit or miss.

However, they do use real pics and this time they look too good to ignore.

Quick visit w andrea from Colombia and very glad I made the trip. She doesn't speak much english but she's got a very friendly attitude. I would repeat but knowing this agency, who knows how long she'll be around.

It's always been a hit with me. They use the same one or two phone numbers. I saw Claudia and Valery through there. Yes, they don't speak english that well, but that's not why I'm there. From one of my previous post and I have a picture of Claudia. They have been around almost a year.

[Bunker Buster]

Also avoid anyone who says "stands" or "stands at" to describe her height.

But you're probably right.

[EnjoyYourMeal]

Cierra's pix looked good on the smartphone, so I did a bit of mobile homework, and found that the pix are real, and she has reviews on anoThER board, and a West Coast book that tends toward a high-frequency color. The reviews were mixed, some saying good, some saying flake and too many rules, but I figured I'd press on and find out more.

She was curt on the phone, deflecting my questions to ask her own ("when did you want to come" etc.) , but the good reviews outweighed the bad, and my curiosity about her supposed true GND appearance drove me forward. The lure of 70 for a quickie also made me willing to roll the dice, and see if she was any nicer in person than on the phone.

I drove to Landmark, as directed, and called when I got close. No answer. Drove around for 10 minutes, then called again. No answer, no callback. Drove a bit further off (it's best not to hang around that area and draw attention) waiting for her call; after another 10 minutes, broke off and drove home. Almost 24 hours later, still no reply from her.

Another girl with mood issues and an attitude problem, and no respect for others' time and money. Unless you have a masochistic streak, avoid this nasty, schizophrenic visitor.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ght-22/7968262

530-566-2304

When the word "Landmark" is uttered, that is the time to hang up the phone. There is nothing good to be had in that area. Also avoid anyone who says "stands" or "stands at" to describe her height. These two simple rules will save you a lot of time and trouble.

[Bunker Buster]

Cierra's pix looked good on the smartphone, so I did a bit of mobile homework, and found that the pix are real, and she has reviews on anoThER board, and a West Coast book that tends toward a high-frequency color. The reviews were mixed, some saying good, some saying flake and too many rules, but I figured I'd press on and find out more.

She was curt on the phone, deflecting my questions to ask her own ("when did you want to come" etc.) , but the good reviews outweighed the bad, and my curiosity about her supposed true GND appearance drove me forward. The lure of 70 for a quickie also made me willing to roll the dice, and see if she was any nicer in person than on the phone.

I drove to Landmark, as directed, and called when I got close. No answer. Drove around for 10 minutes, then called again. No answer, no callback. Drove a bit further off (it's best not to hang around that area and draw attention) waiting for her call; after another 10 minutes, broke off and drove home. Almost 24 hours later, still no reply from her.

Another girl with mood issues and an attitude problem, and no respect for others' time and money. Unless you have a masochistic streak, avoid this nasty, schizophrenic visitor.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ght-22/7968262

530-566-2304

[JoeJack]

Ok. I am going to regret this but go see this girl now! I would love to keep her to myself but we got to share or what's the point! She is better than the pics and has a great attitude! I am still dreaming that this was really this good! It was!

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ret-24/8018632

I don't contribute a lot unless I think it was top notch! She is on my must go see again list and she knew I had stopped by when I left. Look at those pics come on really! I just wish I could take her home with me and keep her for myself! Said she will be in the area for the next week or so! Plans to move around. Smart girl!

150/30

[Fun Sex]

Yes, I saw those ads. It's hard to pass the opportunity.

Her ads:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ndy-69/7937868

And her website:

http://blairlachapelle.escort-site.com/photos.phtml

Are killing me. Very well reviewed. I'd love to hear from someone here before I dropped that kind of coin though. Obviously, if she offers lower, non-advertised rates, that would be worth knowing too. Replies or PMs from anyone with intel would be greatly appreciated.

-PN

[Phaik Naim]

Her ads:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ndy-69/7937868

And her website:

http://blairlachapelle.escort-site.com/photos.phtml

Are killing me. Very well reviewed. I'd love to hear from someone here before I dropped that kind of coin though. Obviously, if she offers lower, non-advertised rates, that would be worth knowing too. Replies or PMs from anyone with intel would be greatly appreciated.

-PN

[Bunker Buster]

Was intrigued by the prospect of another shot at a near-little person, so called for more info. Very friendly on the phone, so I decided to head over. Location is a higher end tourist / business hotel, two stars above the typical hotel these girls stay in, even though rates are par with most of the BP girls. Published rates are negotiable.

She's a small BBW, pix are accurate, although they don't show a few missing teeth, which is a pet peeve of mine. Oh well, in for a dime, so on with the show. Super nice, considerate, accommodating person, offers a back rub to relax, no rush, eager to please. She had her monthly visitor, so offered greek upgrade at no charge. All languages and conversations are translated.

She's not exactly my cup of tea, but I give her high ratings, and a "recommend" status.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-me-27/7978248

410-429-0190

[WebDog]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rch-21/7978135

Used this agency before, cheap rates but location not ideal, and it's usually hit or miss.

However, they do use real pics and this time they look too good to ignore.

Quick visit w andrea from Colombia and very glad I made the trip. She doesn't speak much english but she's got a very friendly attitude. I would repeat but knowing this agency, who knows how long she'll be around.

I don't seen any mention anywhere about rates. How much?

[Utwogood]

Met with Lorena for a so-so session.

Lorena is an attractive Colombiana in her mid-20s. She is a tanned, well-toned, but petite (5'1"?) cutie. She has that classic coke-bottle shape and her pics are accurate, which I found suprising with these latina escort / massage hybrids popping up around here. You usually don't know what you're getting-bait and switch though usually the switch is decent enough for you to stay.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...tos-22/7018317

The apartments they were in were in a safe part of town. She works with another girl-the other bedroom was set up the same way as ours.

Rough going at first. Lorena speaks basically no English, didn't even try. So immediately there was little to no rapport. Just a lot of hand gesturing. If you speak spanish, it will go a long way with her. Luckilly, my spanish is just good enough to do that; she opened up a little after the session was over, maybe smiling once. All in all, an ok session. She is VERY tight, and maneuvering to get in was a challenge. You'll get what you want, but she was kinda going through the motions. Lorena is very nice to look at. Perfomance-wise she was just ok-nothing to write home about.