Streetwalker Reports

**Ferrailleur** · 06-15-12 22:10

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1472353]Slutty girls dressed and acting like Hookers, or actual Hookers.

I spend most of my time in Fells. I used to live down there, I used to work down there.

#1. I haven't heard about it through the grapevine.

#2. Neither has any number of senior members who actually do live in FP

#3. Its getting harder to tell the difference between horny girls trying to live out their own Sex in the City episode and the real thing.

That said, I think the visiting sailors are Canadians. So, um, lots of disappointed women = easier pickings as the night goes on.

I just wish I was in town. 3 of my ATF's are and of course I'm not.

Bench.

I have a homework assignment for our newly designated Viking Catfish. This is one that even Robux might have shied away from.

Let me know if you want me to fill you in.

Hi Bench
What Robux could't do Viking Catfish can do it. He's more robust than you Robux. Pics will prove it.

You can spell it out now or send a PM.

Thanks

**Benchseats Rock** · 06-15-12 21:01

Originally Posted by WannaB [View Original Post]

Some were in the bars in fells.

Slutty girls dressed and acting like Hookers, or actual Hookers.

I spend most of my time in Fells. I used to live down there, I used to work down there.

#1. I haven't heard about it through the grapevine.
#2. Neither has any number of senior members who actually do live in FP
#3. Its getting harder to tell the difference between horny girls trying to live out their own Sex in the City episode and the real thing.

That said, I think the visiting sailors are Canadians. So, um, lots of disappointed women = easier pickings as the night goes on.

I just wish I was in town. 3 of my ATF's are and of course I'm not.

Bench

I have a homework assignment for our newly designated Viking Catfish. This is one that even Robux might have shied away from.
Let me know if you want me to fill you in.

**WannaB** · 06-15-12 11:48

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

The block had more streetwalkers yesterday than I've ever seen on a weekday afternoon. Probably because of shore leave off the Navy ships that are visiting. Half of the girls looked better than the typical junkies that usually walk around that area.

Some were in the bars in fells.

**Jack Knauf** · 06-15-12 11:26

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

Ask to see the goods before you ever drive off with a squeaky voice. Sometimes it's a dude trying to sound like a chick.

Good advise.

But if I remember correctly, the SW didn't say a word until after I made the scoop and started driving. I think I dodged a bullet.

**RayMichaels82** · 06-15-12 10:36

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

The block had more streetwalkers yesterday than I've ever seen on a weekday afternoon. Probably because of shore leave off the Navy ships that are visiting. Half of the girls looked better than the typical junkies that usually walk around that area.

Last night I saw more SW on Conkling then I have ever seen, and many of them were decent. That being said, there was more LE out than I have seen in recent memory, either; too much for me to make a pick-up, even (though I'm not as daring as I used to be, and the LE presence wasn't stopping a lot of other mongers).

**The Big Man** · 06-15-12 09:25

Originally Posted by Mo Lewis [View Original Post]

Yo yo yo viking man ain't gots nothing on the king brah hell no thats king shaka to why all. I's like them BIG W Ho and the small ones and the medium ones and I's take Viking mans crack HO too cause she's aite brah LOL LOL LOL ha ha ha.

Hail to king shaka bratha.

I got one thing to say Playboy,"The mind is a terrible thing to waste" Either I am one dumb illiterate bastard, or your spelling and language mechanics are Non existent. Plus the little squiggle red line on the bottom of words means its spelled wrong! It even gives you the correct spelling and puts it in for you WTF? Are you from Baltimore city?

AKA, I have no Idea what you wrote or the message you were trying to convey. I don't know if it was a criticism or compliment or what dude?

My Viking friend doesn't have that problem. He is a real "Player" Matter of fact I am going to amend his name. We will no longer refer to him as just Viking, from here going forward he will be known as. (Drum roll please)"

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Viking Catfish" A true bottom feeder.

**Horsetrader** · 06-15-12 09:12

The block had more streetwalkers yesterday than I've ever seen on a weekday afternoon. Probably because of shore leave off the Navy ships that are visiting. Half of the girls looked better than the typical junkies that usually walk around that area.

**Horsetrader** · 06-15-12 09:09

Originally Posted by Jack Knauf [View Original Post]

.Pull up to this one BSW who had a accent and a squeaky voice.

Ask to see the goods before you ever drive off with a squeaky voice. Sometimes it's a dude trying to sound like a chick.

**Bawlerz** · 06-15-12 08:26

Originally Posted by Ferrailleur [View Original Post]

I know it's not everybody's choice but. It's the Viking loves these girsl.

Are those chicken bones and vomit on the ground in front of the ford escort? Is that chick cross eyed? Where the fuck did you get the garb for her?

Holy fucking shit dude you are by far the nastiest, dirtiest, most revolting, down low, disgusting, swatting flies from your balls and popping puss bubbles on your shaft monger who has ever graced our piss poor disgusting rancid jizz, chlamydia ridden swill of a forum. Frankly, I barf into my mouth a little everytime I see your pictures.

Ferrailleur, I'm waiting for the pic depicting the one that has shat themselves while you plowed her split and goozed the rotten cottage cheese from deep within the stank filled hole.

You've just made the deep end of our pool deeper by another 60+ feet.

I can't even see the freaking bottom anymore, LOLOLOLOL!

Rock on you dude

**Jack Knauf** · 06-15-12 00:54

Was out this morning around lunch time looking for a chocolate bunny. Pull up to this one BSW who had a accent and a squeaky voice. She asked me to pull into the gas station at Garrison and Liberty Heights so she could buy some candy. I wasn't really feelin' the love connection so I bailed as soon as she got out of the car. My monger sense told me to keep looking.

Saw this mixed hottie near the park who is very pregnant. Not thin at all. Good amount of phat on her. Nice tan. Pretty feet. Pretty smile. Has some marks and tats on her. Says her name is Serenity and she's 23. Did the cop check and she has large jellybean nipples and ample breasts. She was eating a popsicle. Went to her place near the park for some BBJ. She charged me for using her place and a little more for uncovered service. That cold tongue really did the trick. Very nice skills on the mic. Finished with probably the best HJ I ever had. Better than a. 5 special on BP. This one is definitely a repeat. I do have her number. I will ask her next time I see her if I can share it. Respectful hobbyists can PM me if you're interested.

**Mo Lewis** · 06-14-12 22:44

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**The Big Man** · 06-14-12 18:54

Originally Posted by Ferrailleur [View Original Post]

Due to popular demand! My "notifications" box is full. LOL, here are some cool pics of one of my favorite junkyard working girl. She is not a Baltimorean SW.

I know it's not everybody's choice but. It's the Viking loves these girsl.

You know what Ferrailleur, I don't care what anyone says brother."You get it in" To be totally frank, it all ends the same. Weather it's a runway model or a ***** that flies in on a broom (Yours seem to be the latter) It all ends the same. You drop your goo and your through. Keep on plugging away and keep the pics coming.

Hail to my Viking friend.

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I also have an ex girlfriend I would like you to conquer. LOL

**Ferrailleur** · 06-14-12 18:41

Due to popular demand! My "notifications" box is full. LOL, here are some cool pics of one of my favorite junkyard working girl. She is not a Baltimorean SW.

I know it's not everybody's choice but. It's the Viking loves these girsl.

**Brogan50** · 06-14-12 15:30

Originally Posted by Cls9637 [View Original Post]

Is this the Tracey you are talking about? The first two pictures are from about two years ago, and the last is about one year ago. Quite a change due to the medications I would assume. If it is the same one I hope she is looking better than the last time I saw her!

She used to work over on Hanover & Fort, about 15-18yrs ago. Always had an additude.

**Barraquda22** · 06-14-12 13:31

Dude a scream mask? That's fucking awesome. I wish I thought of that before. The worse I've done was nail a CL chick from behind humming ba ba ba bum ba baa. I'm going to see if I can actually pull that off and you'll get full credit.[/QUOTE]

You people are terrible. Just glad to know there is someone worse than me on here hah.

BQ22