Strip Club Reports

[Jerikson40]

Yeah, I'm definitely like Camel in my preference for slow and sensual.

Honestly, I've been to Paradise maybe a half dozen times over the years (though my last visit was many years ago) , and I NEVER got a dance because the quality of the dancers was, well, it sucked out loud. I'd usually walk in all raring to go, look around, and end up leaving disappointed. After a while I just gave up and decided the club wasn't worth my time.

My foggy memory was that the price of laps was also $20 or so, which was a slam dunk reason for going to DVCOI or Flamingo, with their $10 dances and, IMO, much hotter girls.

But that may have changed in recent years, so I could be way off. BTW, I've never been to Adelita's, but it's tame on the surface compared to Paradise? Yikes. I may have to stop by.

BTW, Mikeymae, I mentioned two non-COI clubs in a COI thread because someone asked about what clubs are better. Should I be banned, or just a verbal warning?

[The Camel]

If you've been to Paradise then you probably wouldn't like Flamingo IMHO. It's like a middle school dance compared to a place like Paradise. Flamingo aka 'The Bird' and Sahara Theatre are also located in Anaheim about a half hour drive from the City of Industry so I'm not sure why they were mentioned here in the first place.

I get your point about Flamingo seeming tame on the surface next to Paradise (Adelita Bar in Tijuana is tame on the surface next to Paradise). But it is personal to each patron depending on the speed he's comfortable with. I personally count these clubs as co-favorites presently, but they are different experiences. What they have in common is it is difficult not to leave a load behind. They just get there in different ways.

Paradise is a sprinter's game. The dancers get right down to the core or hardcore right away. For an older guy like me who enjoys a slow buildup, sensuality and tease, this isn't always always the right speed. Only a couple of Paradise girls have ever given me a smoldering sensual lap dance where you can go from slow simmer to rolling boil in time. If I'm not careful, I can make the 30-45 minute drive from L. A. On a Saturday afternoon, enter the club at 2:30 and my business is done at 2:42! Yeah it was fun, but I'm looking for extended pleasure and the slower the build the greater the explosion with more of those good feelin' hormones shot into the system to make you feel good the rest of the day. If you have a half hour left as part of a lunch break quickie, well yeah, this is perfect.

By contrast, Flamingo girls will work you slower. More of a long distance race than a sprint but at $10 per dance, you don't mind. Not to mention that they are doing everything sitting next to you at the table that they do on the lap couches. So fewer girls ripping at your zipper and pulling condom wrappers apart within the first 2 minutes, but it can be a long and very hot and satisfying ride for lots of laps around the track. You also get to taste and caress and grind with a number of different girls instead of making a big investment in just one or two who will take you to the finish line.

But that's me. Each to his own. It's all lots better than good!

Btw, DVCOI makes a good appetizer before you go to Paradise. It is cheap dances like Paradise - the 3 for 2 $10 dances are incredible value for the $20 investment and the $100 30 minute VIPs on Thursdays is as good a mongering investment as you can make in SoCal - again if you choose the right girl and don't throw in too big of a tip. You may well not make it to Paradise as plenty of DVCOI girls can get the job done for you, but like others say, this place is the least predictable for mileage. If you walk out stimulated but short of the mark, drive the 1.5 miles over to Paradise and 12 minutes later, you're done.

[Not Shy Guy]

Alright, thanks for the advice everyone, I followed the advice as best as I could. Just broke my proverbial cherry so here's my report on my first strip club visit.

Went to Paradise at about 1:00 PM, (and after psyching myself for about 10 minutes) got in with the free pass, with a paid drink. Brought along $150 and swore to keep it under that as much as possible. It took my eyes a few minutes to adjust to coming in from the bright sun, but once you're inside, it's more than well-lit enough to see who you're talking to. Kind of quiet when I first stepped inside, about 5 other guys sitting around and about the same number of girls. Stuck around for about 2 hours though, and by the end, it had grown to about 12 guys and probably about 20 girls walking in and out of the back. Busy yes, but I still wouldn't call it crowded. Lots of good talent, white and latina, most of the girls there hovered around 7/8 with a few very high 8s. I was actually surprised at how good some of these girls looked. And yes, the waitress will ask you every single time a girl sits down with you if you want to buy her a drink, but they accept "No, thank you" with any problem.

Took a seat along the wall across from the nude section and actually took a while to get approached. Abby was the first to come by and sat with me and seemed nice, but I wanted to see who else was around so she left soon enough. A couple more walked by without sitting to ask for dances, but I kindly declined. First girl I took to the nude room was Berlin, and god damn was she a hottie. Tall (5'8"ish) , white girl with a few tattoos, slim waist, and all-natural Cs with pencil eraser sized nipples. Didn't have to talk to her long to get good vibes from her and took her for a 341. Great, high mileage dance with to some fast rock songs, with plenty of grinding and gear-shifting though the shorts and no limits on touching (even let me pet the kitty and suck on those fantastic nipples) but no extras were offered. While I think she may have been willing, I wasn't quite sure how to approach the topic. I'll admit, given that it was my first lapdance, I might have been a little timid, only reached to pet the kitty on the third song even though I'd had plenty of opportunities before.

Went back and not long afterwards, Abby came back for another try. She sat down for a while again, so I decided to give her a shot. Average height, pretty latina with pair of bolt-on DDs. Not as high mileage as Berlin, grinding was more tease-why, but there was some good gear-shifting going on later as well. When she stuck her tits in my face, I motorboated her, which made her laugh. Again, no extras offered and I didn't get the vibe from her so I didn't ask.

After striking out twice, I went back to watch some of the stage dances. Schedule seemed kind of spotty, sometimes it would be two-song dance, one song break, for a while and then 3 or 4 songs would go by with nothing happening at all. Dance offers started coming fast and furious now, every few minutes, sometimes even back-to-back. A few memorable standouts:

Neyva (Neiva? Something like that.) offered me a 641 (!) and promised that she had "no rules." Latina with a cute face and nice ass, but I had just struck out twice and I'm a boob guy and she wasn't well-equipped in that department so I declined.

Jackie was the first to offer me any kind of extras. Latina with an average face and a few extra pounds. Not ugly, just average. Offered FS in VIP, which I quickly turned down. She countered with FS in 341 for $1. 2. While wishing that I hadn't spent quite so much money on strike-outs, I told her I was down to my last $60. She offered a HJ and a 441, but after thinking about it (which was difficult, with her shifting gears the whole time) I turned that down as well. She still sat with me for quite a while though, just talking and doing some slow gear shifting for several minutes, so before she left, I did buy her a drink, just to say thanks. Stupid? Maybe, but whatever.

Ran into Sorai, who I had read multiple warnings about on this thread, and as soon as she said her name, my shields went up. She's pretty enough (though with a large-ish nose) and actually gives a great pitch, which I guess is kind of scary for the unwarned. I was actually kind of impressed how much suggestive she was able to be without explicitly promising anything in her dance."I'm horny," "My pussy is so wet," "I love to take control (after telling that my favorite position was CG)," "You and I could have a lot of fun," and so on. If I hadn't read about her being a bait-and-switch, I probably would have fallen for it. She actually stayed for a good while, trying to reel me in though I kept declining (politely). I will say this though, ROB or not, Sorai was probably the best stage dancer there, pole-climbing, flip drops, the real deal.

Quite a few other girls walked by to offer dances, but either didn't introduce themselves or didn't sit down so I turned them down on principle, even though some were pretty damn hot. Have you vets had luck getting a good-looking "shark" to sit down and chat for a few minutes or would trying that just be a waste of my time?

Heard Berlin was coming on for a stage dance and I sat down at the rail. Only one other guy at the rail who wasn't tipping so I basically got a table dance. Tipped a dollar each song and left after that.

Total damage:.05 for mandatory drink +.4 with Berlin +.4 with Abby +.1 for Jackie +.02 to Berlin = $0. 97 for two hours and a relatively good time. Alright, I think I included everything. I didn't get to try out any extras. But still had fun for my first experience and will probably be back and some point in the future.

P. S. Any pointers for the rookie? And does anyone know if Berlin or Abby provide extras?

[Into N Out]

Hey guys,

A complete newbie here and I'm planning on going to either dvcoi or paradise for my first trial run. Any tips and advice yall are willing to give to a brother here? Just looking to have some fun at a strip club and get the most mileage out of my money. Do's and don't's and just overall advice would be greatly appreciated.

Depends on the time of day and which day. Paradise is pretty easy action during the day, especially during the week. DVCOI is harder, but often the chicks are better looking (not by thaaat much) , but it can be cheaper if you play your cards right.

[Sriracha]

What's the consensus on Flamingo vs. Paradise?

I haven't tried Flamingo yet. Hopefully it isn't too far from the others.

If you've been to Paradise then you probably wouldn't like Flamingo IMHO. It's like a middle school dance compared to a place like Paradise. Flamingo aka 'The Bird' and Sahara Theatre are also located in Anaheim about a half hour drive from the City of Industry so I'm not sure why they were mentioned here in the first place.

[TrollieStroll]

Hey guys,

A complete newbie here and I'm planning on going to either dvcoi or paradise for my first trial run. Any tips and advice yall are willing to give to a brother here? Just looking to have some fun at a strip club and get the most mileage out of my money. Do's and don't's and just overall advice would be greatly appreciated.

[Member #4234]

Really agree about SR though I haven't been there to personally witness its suckiness in years. Back then it sucked enough to keep me away.

Also agree Re: Flamingo. Also closer to COI, always worth checking out Synn and Paradise though they could very well be dead any given Monday at 5PM. That's generally a terrible time to be in any club. Flamingo doesn't have that many girls but it almost always seems to work.

I am surprised that DV was not open. Monday afternoon has been a major $10 dance promotion for years at all the DV clubs. Since this one is always $10 for topless dances, they offer other bonuses like 2 for 1 or 3 for 2. I've had good Monday afternoons there in the past. Could possibly be the DV clubs are being forced to lend girls to work day shifts at the new downtown L. A. DV on Main Street which just a week or two ago started a day shift. The corporate clubs like DV typically send dancers from established clubs to boost startups for new ones.

What's the consensus on Flamingo vs. Paradise?

I haven't tried Flamingo yet. Hopefully it isn't too far from the others.

[The Camel]

Go to Flamingo, my son. It'll put hair on your chest.

Or even try Sahara Theater. Great place for a horndog to do his thing.

And BTW, going to SR was a big mistake. It sucks. Always has sucked, always will suck. At least for me.

Really agree about SR though I haven't been there to personally witness its suckiness in years. Back then it sucked enough to keep me away.

Also agree Re: Flamingo. Also closer to COI, always worth checking out Synn and Paradise though they could very well be dead any given Monday at 5PM. That's generally a terrible time to be in any club. Flamingo doesn't have that many girls but it almost always seems to work.

I am surprised that DV was not open. Monday afternoon has been a major $10 dance promotion for years at all the DV clubs. Since this one is always $10 for topless dances, they offer other bonuses like 2 for 1 or 3 for 2. I've had good Monday afternoons there in the past. Could possibly be the DV clubs are being forced to lend girls to work day shifts at the new downtown L. A. DV on Main Street which just a week or two ago started a day shift. The corporate clubs like DV typically send dancers from established clubs to boost startups for new ones.

[Into N Out]

Add Diana to my list. She's got a decent simple body, the kind that just feels good against you. Went to the topless and she was pretty chill about things. Started sucking on her tits, and gradually made my way to massaging her clit. She started getting wet, so I whipped out junior and attempted to see how far the action would go. For a moment, I thought I'd go all the way, but she said no, even though it was rubbing all over and almost inside her. But she ended up spitting on her hands and tugging me to the end. The best part was that as she was doing it, she started getting all into it, as though I WAS inside her, but it was just simulated (rubbing just outside against her clit) as she stroked me. Felt pretty fucking good. Three topless dances later, we finish with her kissing me as I bust - and her seeming like she was cumming. Even though she wasn't, the attitude went a long way in terms of turning me on. She works thurs-sun NIGHTs. Highly recommend. She's kinda quiet, but you know what they say. It's always the quiet ones. .

Out.

[MarioBross]

Seriously, busting a nut in a strip club during a lap dance is freakin' awesome. Uncomfortable isn't even an issue. Who cares if your shorts are damp? Who the fuck cares what other customers think? Hell, when I'm in a club the last thing I look at, or care about, is other customers and the state of their shorts. And who cares what any other dancer thinks? She knows the score, no big secret.

For me, when you're on that long bench, wearing the super loose, oversized, and stretchy shorts, going commando, and you have a super hot girl wiggling all over you, your hands all over her big nasty tits, and you look around at other super hot dancers on the bench reaching into guys' shorts and jacking them off while they are staring at you with that "I'm going to do the same to you when I'm done with this guy." look, and your dancer slides her hand inside the leg of your shorts and wraps her hand around your cock and starts strokin'. DAMN, if that ain't heaven I don't know what is. I couldn't care less if everyone knows I blew a load.

Honestly, the only time I get a little self conscious or whatever is when she pulls my dick out of my shorts leg, points it to the ground, and jacks me off so I squirt a big load on the carpet. I feel kinda bad leaving a puddle of jizz on the floor. But that concern goes away in about 5 seconds.

Ha ha ha, man you are out of control, you really made me laugh. Leaving that load on the carpet ha ha, that fucking nasty, but you are right, when you are in that moment WTF, who cares, nobody. Except the shoes of the unlucky bastard that steps on it hahaha.

[Jerikson40]

Went to SR this afternoon around 5:30. Deserted. Maybe 5 guys there apart from the help, and only 2 dancers visible. Shoulda stayed home.

So I go over to Deja Vu around 6, and they're not even open yet. Thought the hours were supposed to be 11-4.

What's a horndog to do?

Go to Flamingo, my son. It'll put hair on your chest.

Or even try Sahara Theater. Great place for a horndog to do his thing.

And BTW, going to SR was a big mistake. It sucks. Always has sucked, always will suck. At least for me.

[Vengo]

Went to SR this afternoon around 5:30. Deserted. Maybe 5 guys there apart from the help, and only 2 dancers visible. Shoulda stayed home.

So I go over to Deja Vu around 6, and they're not even open yet. Thought the hours were supposed to be 11-4.

What's a horndog to do?

[Jerikson40]

The bust a nut thing though. Just seems like it'd be too uncomfortable to get up and walk around. Ah hell, maybe I'll give it a shot sometime. Just seems like it would remind me of being a freshman in high school again haha.

Seriously, busting a nut in a strip club during a lap dance is freakin' awesome. Uncomfortable isn't even an issue. Who cares if your shorts are damp? Who the fuck cares what other customers think? Hell, when I'm in a club the last thing I look at, or care about, is other customers and the state of their shorts. And who cares what any other dancer thinks? She knows the score, no big secret.

For me, when you're on that long bench, wearing the super loose, oversized, and stretchy shorts, going commando, and you have a super hot girl wiggling all over you, your hands all over her big nasty tits, and you look around at other super hot dancers on the bench reaching into guys' shorts and jacking them off while they are staring at you with that "I'm going to do the same to you when I'm done with this guy." look, and your dancer slides her hand inside the leg of your shorts and wraps her hand around your cock and starts strokin'. DAMN, if that ain't heaven I don't know what is. I couldn't care less if everyone knows I blew a load.

Honestly, the only time I get a little self conscious or whatever is when she pulls my dick out of my shorts leg, points it to the ground, and jacks me off so I squirt a big load on the carpet. I feel kinda bad leaving a puddle of jizz on the floor. But that concern goes away in about 5 seconds.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Talk about a name from the past. She is long gone. Regarding the second part, it is safe sex and if you can get it done for $40 or less that is a bargain of sorts. The problem I have is it is very hard for me to nut from a regular lap dance. But in my younger days, it could be accomplished.

Yeah, I figured she was gone. I hardly ever am in the COI area, but going to be down there soon. Just scoping out the scene.

The bust a nut thing though. Just seems like it'd be too uncomfortable to get up and walk around. Ah hell, maybe I'll give it a shot sometime. Just seems like it would remind me of being a freshman in high school again haha.

[Into N Out]

Whether it is a Tijuana club or an american strip club consider it part of the interview process. A lot can be learned about if there is any chemistry between you and the lady and this will usually provide you with the insight as to what kind of experience you will have should you decide to get a dance with her. And yes it is also a good thing to not give in to easily make her sell herself it will be to your advantage. And watch how she consumes her drink if she takes a sip her and there and is focused on you that is a good thing. If she sucks it down and she is waving the waitress over don't bother with a 2nd drink.

This is true, and I agree; however, based on my own experience, buying a drink signifies some investment. If you want to gauge whether a girl is really into you, and not in it for the money, the drink shouldn't matter. If she is into you, then the pvt. Dance is not seen (by either you or the girl) as a similar investment, but rather as a means to get some alone time. As I've posted before, if a girl is willing to sit with you despite you buying her a drink, then she is choosing to be there. If she talks with you and never even asks for a dance, that's a pretty good sign that she's not trying to make money (off you in this case) , but rather because she is interested in you for one reason or another. I've been pretty successful with this philosophy. It's not necessarily because I'm cheap. It's more of a test. I can easily find girls to do more stuff if I pay, but based on experience, the ones who just want to mess around without trying to drain my wallet provide a much more intense and intimate experience.