Massage Parlor Reports

[Bongo1212]

A previously well reviewed alternative historically stocked with younger hotties, now open again. Visited mid-afternoon and saw a couple of young and very hot girls who were mid-service at the time. Stopped back 1/2 hour later and got Leah, neither particularly young nor hot but not objectionable, and proceeded on the premise that experience often leads to a better service. The TS was excellent, the massage so-so, the conclusion very good.

[Xsham]

Back in town after a long hiatus. The absolute best visit ever to an AMP recently in Los Angeles (quality of massage, friendliness of environment, cleanliness, attractiveness, finish etc, a 10/10 in every possible category, and I have incredibly good taste) has gotten me back into the game again. Interested to hear from guys I used to exchange information with about the nail parlor massage scene in VA, if there is one. The Rockville Pike / MD scene is pretty much as it has always been- really old and kind of bad (I. E. Andy's).

I recently tried to get some action at V-Nails in Springfield and while the therapist was quite attractive, there are absolutely no extras ever and the massage itself was at best a 7/10.

[MoonView]

It always pays to call ahead when you know there is one good provider you like at a certain place. Did not call, went to NSP / MSP and drew Ruby, who was previously described here. Ruby has prominent bolt-ons with skinny legs, which combination makes her look somewhat unbalanced. Early 30's, decent face. The last time I got Gina, who is a bit plump, but pleasingly so. So table shower with Ruby is a cursory affair, hitting all the right spots, but no joking or teasing. Massage is ok, with hardly any conversation at all. I like it when they try to connect with you. This should be a social experience as well as physical. Every question of mine was answered with yes or no, and sometimes "no, yes." On the flip she right away starts to negotiate about the tip. This doesn't bother me like it does some people, because I realize it's in her interest to make as much money as possible, the same as everybody else, including me. And you get what you pay for in this world. Overall, I have nothing to complain about. I got my money's worth, except that her heart was not in it. On the way out, they had some other person in the table shower. He must have drawn Gina, lucky bloke.

Yes, Gina is sweet and accommodating, she will go the extra effort if she likes you. She is not a looker by any means but has a satisfactory attitude and a kind smile that goes a long way. Her massage unfortunately can be categorized as perfunctory at best.

[Ymmv Alot]

This weekend I had a spare hour between appointments in the mixing-bowl area and I tried a place south of exit 2 but north of Newington.

Definitely an older place (the building reminds me of a stand-alone dental office, but, in-fact this smallish building has several tenants including a nice massage place.

I was escorted in by MMS (Sara). But she was not the provider that tended to me.

Standard house for the house and after a couple of minute wait, I was taken to the TS area.

A bit dark. But the largest table I've seen (covered with a large mat of some kind).

A long TS. And I really liked that. ACtually, I think if I became a regular, I'd ask for the entire experience on the TS platform. Almost 10 minutes of massage while on the TS platform. Again nice.

Dried and back to the room.

Massage. A bit on the soft side (considering the excellent in the shower, kind of surprised me).

NOTE- I've recently seen postings about "the importance of age"/the providers here are all adult (OK. Everyone over 40 or closer to my age than my daughters).

All-in-all, I enjoyed my experience. But YMMV.

[Boberati]

No need to be a dick. He wasn't trying to tell you or anyone else what to do.

Wrong. ("Don't Discount Providers By Looks / Age").

You just didn't process it as you are clearly only focused on leeching off of the experiences of others who spend the time and money to report back with actual usable solid information on this forum.

What do you have, possibly one semi-informative post and almost all of the others were deleted. For what? - Being "argumentative" (i.e. a dick).

Make some time in your busy day, go spend some money and report back with something interesting. Otherwise please STFU.

[Boberati]

I think I know who you guys are talking about. Long hair and probably one of the oldest provider I have ever met. She is probably not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed my time with her. In my experience, older providers are like chubby girls in college, they know they lack the certain face / body everyone is looking for and usually more than make up for it with techniques (they have been around a while and know all the tricks!) and enthusiasm. I have run into some young and hot things in this hobby, but I much prefer someone having good attitude and eagerness to please, because there is nothing more annoying than paying good money for a mechanical and uninterested session.

Don't tell me, or anyone else on here, what to do, especially when you've been provided a timely, concise and descriptive report.

And thanks for the righteous / defensive response, but this is not entirely why some of us are here. It is a complete experience, looks included, and my report was at least an attempt to show all sides.

I have had plenty of older asian providers that were actually beautiful and talented as well . In fact, I seek them out, which is exactly why I thought I would give JJ a try based on some of the cues from the previous poster. I also know that I will need to adjust expectations when dabbling in this age territory - not exactly rocket science.

For me, she was really unattractive facially (independent of her age) and her body was that of someone closer to the 50's (not early 40's). I also mentioned at least once, that this was, of course, only my opinion.

Looks matter to me, even age-independently, and may matter to others as well. They may not matter to you as much, and gosh, I think I get it. Way to go - I'm sure you're a swell guy.

[Anon Busi]

Thought I would give this a try based on Linkletters review. Nice woman. IMO probably closer to 50. I did not find her attractive in the face, but again that's just my opinion. She was reasonably slender although age-appropriate as far as body shape. Nice nips and natural kitty. Full roaming. Just did a half hour $1.2 total. Overall "good".

I think I know who you guys are talking about. Long hair and probably one of the oldest provider I have ever met. She is probably not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed my time with her. In my experience, older providers are like chubby girls in college, they know they lack the certain face / body everyone is looking for and usually more than make up for it with techniques (they have been around a while and know all the tricks!) and enthusiasm. I have run into some young and hot things in this hobby, but I much prefer someone having good attitude and eagerness to please, because there is nothing more annoying than paying good money for a mechanical and uninterested session.

[Boberati]

Checked out the place near the Outback based on reviews and had a great experience; I think the prior monger had mentioned Ruby or someone else but she wasn't available so I drew "JJ"; probably early 40's, slim, small Bs but full of enthusiasm and good English ability which is good.

Table shower was one of the best I've had recently; very thorough and not rushed and the water wasn't boiling.

Back to the room where she gave a great massage with interesting conversation, which is unusual in my experience; she's very friendly and has great hands; some girls just go through the motions; what I appreciated with JJ is that she seemed to really be trying and her hands and fingers just had "it". Also unlike all the young girls these days, she isn't waxed pre-pubesecent. Seniors can Pm for any additional details though my response time may be long.

Would highly recommend her.

Thought I would give this a try based on Linkletters review. Nice woman. IMO probably closer to 50. I did not find her attractive in the face, but again that's just my opinion. She was reasonably slender although age-appropriate as far as body shape. Nice nips and natural kitty. Full roaming. Just did a half hour $1.2 total. Overall "good".

[Skirite Hound]

It always pays to call ahead when you know there is one good provider you like at a certain place. Did not call, went to NSP / MSP and drew Ruby, who was previously described here. Ruby has prominent bolt-ons with skinny legs, which combination makes her look somewhat unbalanced. Early 30's, decent face. The last time I got Gina, who is a bit plump, but pleasingly so. So table shower with Ruby is a cursory affair, hitting all the right spots, but no joking or teasing. Massage is ok, with hardly any conversation at all. I like it when they try to connect with you. This should be a social experience as well as physical. Every question of mine was answered with yes or no, and sometimes "no, yes." On the flip she right away starts to negotiate about the tip. This doesn't bother me like it does some people, because I realize it's in her interest to make as much money as possible, the same as everybody else, including me. And you get what you pay for in this world. Overall, I have nothing to complain about. I got my money's worth, except that her heart was not in it. On the way out, they had some other person in the table shower. He must have drawn Gina, lucky bloke.

[Linkletter2420]

Checked out the place near the Outback based on reviews and had a great experience; I think the prior monger had mentioned Ruby or someone else but she wasn't available so I drew "JJ"; probably early 40's, slim, small Bs but full of enthusiasm and good English ability which is good.

Table shower was one of the best I've had recently; very thorough and not rushed and the water wasn't boiling.

Back to the room where she gave a great massage with interesting conversation, which is unusual in my experience; she's very friendly and has great hands; some girls just go through the motions; what I appreciated with JJ is that she seemed to really be trying and her hands and fingers just had "it". Also unlike all the young girls these days, she isn't waxed pre-pubesecent. Seniors can Pm for any additional details though my response time may be long.

Would highly recommend her.

[Ymmv Alot]

Last week was busy, so by Saturday I needed a massage and was hopeful of new places and experiences. I called for appointment. I did not know to ask for anyone, MMS said "come now," so I did.

The manager (MMS) was explicit to me (it was my first visit). No internet (although lots of ads on the usual sites). So. I will not say where in NoVA twixt Alexandria and Annandale in an open forum.

The location was not the easiest (but easy once you know which office-park entrance to use. Good parking (even had shade trees, not needed on this visit). Ground floor. Two door.

MMS is young-ish. Very handsome (I will go back just to see if she takes appointments).

Provider was what the Senior hobiests call "a spinner". Probably late 30's (but age was indistinguishable in that wonderful Asian way when 20-50+ is just "spinnerish"). She said her name was Kim, but since I was new, that may have only been her name that day (I understand for professional reasons the names change regularly).

Paid for the hour. Undressed, wrapped in towel to TS room. Very small room. Table not wide. But, her scrubbing technique was exceptional (worth the house fee and a good tip on its own).

30-minute great massage followed by 20 minutes of softer touches (NoVA typical, but nice).

I tipped 0. 6. I think it was the right amount (she did not seem sad, did not ask for more (actually, I don't think she looked / counted it while I was there).

I will return even as I continue my search for these precious gems.

That's the way it was for me. But YMMV

[Captn Stubbing]

Went to Sun Spa Annandale. Was told spa area was co ed. Thought I might get some MILF action in the steam room.

Arrived at 6:30. Get the 140 Mens body scrub / facial / massage special. Went to the steam room. Took off towel. Heard scream. Turned around saw granny korean lady, yelling "must wear, must wear". Must wear what granny? I am in the steam room. She pointed to underwear that staff provides. Fine, whatever put on underwear. Leave steam room, take shower outside of steam room. Again I hear, must wear, must wear. Finally give up and put on wet underwear. Get body shower by the korean equivilant of Granny from the Beverly Hill billies. No MILF action. Notice hot korean 20 somethings leaving restaurant next door doing Karokee. Have to check this place out with a korean buddy as wingman.

Today, Working in Arlington, still have some Cialis in my system from yesterday. Go to FCCC after meeting to flush it out. Girl working there in her early 30's, amazing fake rack. Great attitidue. Unfortunately, she is about as tight as Kim Kardashian would be after going to the BET awards. End up doing some whacky porn positions to finish in 10. Pass on the massage.

[Ted Williams]

Hey

I decided to do a quick toftt at a new place offering a promo today. Located in office park near Honto / G accupressure. Let me be brief and say it is almost like they have duplicated G accupressure. This was a pretty pathetic visit. Draping and no handshakes, better luck next visit bologna and a few teases. I should stick with what I know is decent in Herndon. Also see / see advertises a new staff, but it is still Happy. Refer to a previous post from me about that.

Noticed quite a few changes recently in Herndon. Feeling has reopened and remodeled its joint, didn't get a visit in yet though. New spa also right next to it too. I am going to keep my expectations low and believe these aren't worth a visit right now.

Good day

[FireFighter703]

You may want to give Cheryl a call. She is a bit further south (Ladysmith). She has some reviews on the Richmond forum.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...h-girl/4031741

Been there a few times. It's seems really hard to see her these days. Last time I went she still had someone there. I rang the door bell but no answer so I left. She called me about 15 minutes later asking where I was. I told her I had been there and told her no one answered the door. The massage seemed rushed. I am looking for some other place.

Thanks for the info.

[Cbd7669]

Anything around the Burg or Stafford?

You may want to give Cheryl a call. She is a bit further south (Ladysmith). She has some reviews on the Richmond forum.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...h-girl/4031741