Massage Parlor Reports

**Anon Busi** · 06-13-12 00:57

Originally Posted by Boberati [View Original Post]

Thought I would give this a try based on Linkletters review. Nice woman. IMO probably closer to 50. I did not find her attractive in the face, but again that's just my opinion. She was reasonably slender although age-appropriate as far as body shape. Nice nips and natural kitty. Full roaming. Just did a half hour $1.2 total. Overall "good".

I think I know who you guys are talking about. Long hair and probably one of the oldest provider I have ever met. She is probably not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed my time with her. In my experience, older providers are like chubby girls in college, they know they lack the certain face / body everyone is looking for and usually more than make up for it with techniques (they have been around a while and know all the tricks!) and enthusiasm. I have run into some young and hot things in this hobby, but I much prefer someone having good attitude and eagerness to please, because there is nothing more annoying than paying good money for a mechanical and uninterested session.

**Boberati** · 06-12-12 18:07

Originally Posted by Linkletter2420 [View Original Post]

Checked out the place near the Outback based on reviews and had a great experience; I think the prior monger had mentioned Ruby or someone else but she wasn't available so I drew "JJ"; probably early 40's, slim, small Bs but full of enthusiasm and good English ability which is good.

Table shower was one of the best I've had recently; very thorough and not rushed and the water wasn't boiling.

Back to the room where she gave a great massage with interesting conversation, which is unusual in my experience; she's very friendly and has great hands; some girls just go through the motions; what I appreciated with JJ is that she seemed to really be trying and her hands and fingers just had "it". Also unlike all the young girls these days, she isn't waxed pre-pubesecent. Seniors can Pm for any additional details though my response time may be long.

Would highly recommend her.

Thought I would give this a try based on Linkletters review. Nice woman. IMO probably closer to 50. I did not find her attractive in the face, but again that's just my opinion. She was reasonably slender although age-appropriate as far as body shape. Nice nips and natural kitty. Full roaming. Just did a half hour $1.2 total. Overall "good".

**Skirite Hound** · 06-11-12 18:58

It always pays to call ahead when you know there is one good provider you like at a certain place. Did not call, went to NSP / MSP and drew Ruby, who was previously described here. Ruby has prominent bolt-ons with skinny legs, which combination makes her look somewhat unbalanced. Early 30's, decent face. The last time I got Gina, who is a bit plump, but pleasingly so. So table shower with Ruby is a cursory affair, hitting all the right spots, but no joking or teasing. Massage is ok, with hardly any conversation at all. I like it when they try to connect with you. This should be a social experience as well as physical. Every question of mine was answered with yes or no, and sometimes "no, yes." On the flip she right away starts to negotiate about the tip. This doesn't bother me like it does some people, because I realize it's in her interest to make as much money as possible, the same as everybody else, including me. And you get what you pay for in this world. Overall, I have nothing to complain about. I got my money's worth, except that her heart was not in it. On the way out, they had some other person in the table shower. He must have drawn Gina, lucky bloke.

**Linkletter2420** · 06-11-12 13:24

Checked out the place near the Outback based on reviews and had a great experience; I think the prior monger had mentioned Ruby or someone else but she wasn't available so I drew "JJ"; probably early 40's, slim, small Bs but full of enthusiasm and good English ability which is good.

Table shower was one of the best I've had recently; very thorough and not rushed and the water wasn't boiling.

Back to the room where she gave a great massage with interesting conversation, which is unusual in my experience; she's very friendly and has great hands; some girls just go through the motions; what I appreciated with JJ is that she seemed to really be trying and her hands and fingers just had "it". Also unlike all the young girls these days, she isn't waxed pre-pubesecent. Seniors can Pm for any additional details though my response time may be long.

Would highly recommend her.

**Ymmv Alot** · 06-09-12 07:48

Last week was busy, so by Saturday I needed a massage and was hopeful of new places and experiences. I called for appointment. I did not know to ask for anyone, MMS said "come now," so I did.

The manager (MMS) was explicit to me (it was my first visit). No internet (although lots of ads on the usual sites). So. I will not say where in NoVA twixt Alexandria and Annandale in an open forum.

The location was not the easiest (but easy once you know which office-park entrance to use. Good parking (even had shade trees, not needed on this visit). Ground floor. Two door.

MMS is young-ish. Very handsome (I will go back just to see if she takes appointments).

Provider was what the Senior hobiests call "a spinner". Probably late 30's (but age was indistinguishable in that wonderful Asian way when 20-50+ is just "spinnerish"). She said her name was Kim, but since I was new, that may have only been her name that day (I understand for professional reasons the names change regularly).

Paid for the hour. Undressed, wrapped in towel to TS room. Very small room. Table not wide. But, her scrubbing technique was exceptional (worth the house fee and a good tip on its own).

30-minute great massage followed by 20 minutes of softer touches (NoVA typical, but nice).

I tipped 0. 6. I think it was the right amount (she did not seem sad, did not ask for more (actually, I don't think she looked / counted it while I was there).

I will return even as I continue my search for these precious gems.

That's the way it was for me. But YMMV

**Captn Stubbing** · 06-08-12 15:43

Went to Sun Spa Annandale. Was told spa area was co ed. Thought I might get some MILF action in the steam room.

Arrived at 6:30. Get the 140 Mens body scrub / facial / massage special. Went to the steam room. Took off towel. Heard scream. Turned around saw granny korean lady, yelling "must wear, must wear". Must wear what granny? I am in the steam room. She pointed to underwear that staff provides. Fine, whatever put on underwear. Leave steam room, take shower outside of steam room. Again I hear, must wear, must wear. Finally give up and put on wet underwear. Get body shower by the korean equivilant of Granny from the Beverly Hill billies. No MILF action. Notice hot korean 20 somethings leaving restaurant next door doing Karokee. Have to check this place out with a korean buddy as wingman.

Today, Working in Arlington, still have some Cialis in my system from yesterday. Go to FCCC after meeting to flush it out. Girl working there in her early 30's, amazing fake rack. Great attitidue. Unfortunately, she is about as tight as Kim Kardashian would be after going to the BET awards. End up doing some whacky porn positions to finish in 10. Pass on the massage.

**Ted Williams** · 06-08-12 09:47

Hey

I decided to do a quick toftt at a new place offering a promo today. Located in office park near Honto / G accupressure. Let me be brief and say it is almost like they have duplicated G accupressure. This was a pretty pathetic visit. Draping and no handshakes, better luck next visit bologna and a few teases. I should stick with what I know is decent in Herndon. Also see / see advertises a new staff, but it is still Happy. Refer to a previous post from me about that.

Noticed quite a few changes recently in Herndon. Feeling has reopened and remodeled its joint, didn't get a visit in yet though. New spa also right next to it too. I am going to keep my expectations low and believe these aren't worth a visit right now.

Good day

**FireFighter703** · 06-07-12 20:24

Originally Posted by Cbd7669 [View Original Post]

You may want to give Cheryl a call. She is a bit further south (Ladysmith). She has some reviews on the Richmond forum.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...h-girl/4031741

Been there a few times. It's seems really hard to see her these days. Last time I went she still had someone there. I rang the door bell but no answer so I left. She called me about 15 minutes later asking where I was. I told her I had been there and told her no one answered the door. The massage seemed rushed. I am looking for some other place.

Thanks for the info.

**Cbd7669** · 06-06-12 22:54

Originally Posted by Firefighter703 [View Original Post]

Anything around the Burg or Stafford?

You may want to give Cheryl a call. She is a bit further south (Ladysmith). She has some reviews on the Richmond forum.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...h-girl/4031741

**Skirite Hound** · 06-06-12 21:42

The only thing I didn't like about it was that she asked how much tip I would be providing before the +. I offered the standard. She asked for. 2 more. I said no. She didn't push it. It's an ok place. I don't know if I would be back, since I've found much better.[/QUOTE]At some point you break the code. You are new so here's a tip. Don't forget they have to make a living with what you provide. So they gauge their service accordingly. Of course they ask first.

**Powkid** · 06-06-12 21:40

Don't let the low price fool you.

This place is located in an office building across from Target on Arlington Blvd in Falls Church. I can't recall the exact address but when you call she will give it to you. I think this place is by appointment only. The suite is very small and has only two rooms and one provider. She is in her 40's and not hott at all. Cubby shape and small boobs. (ME DON'T LIKE LOL). She gave an ok massage but the nova ending was horrible. She put NO effect into it and seemed to be agitated. I ended up telling her to stop and said I have to go. She wanted a $.6 tips but that wasn't happening. I will not repeat.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...060501456.html

Be safe guys!

**JLandHard4U** · 06-06-12 21:16

Sorry. New to this forum. Just found it a few days ago.

I visited Booja Therapy a few times in the last 2 months. Its not a bad place, reminds me more of office space. The rooms are clean, just dark enough. I saw two different managers, the first one was more attractive than the last one. I think the first girls name was Jamie, but not positive. She had some really nice fake ones, did the CG but no entrance, just the body rub. Very cute, but english was not very good. Total out the door was $.60.

The second time, different manager, offered a TS. I wasn't impressed. Since it was my first ever TS. Its a big plastic bed, and they spread water out over you. No spray system which is what I expected. But it was enjoyable, nice and warm water. The girl who did the massage was cute, probably 23 to 25, A cup, again very little english. The basic release, but not rushed. I almost spent my entire hour there. Total out the door $.60 again. Even thought she asked for $

Its not the classiest place, but for me, good enough.

**FireFighter703** · 06-06-12 18:16

Anything around the Burg or Stafford?

**FireFighter703** · 06-06-12 17:49

Originally Posted by JBthaMonger [View Original Post]

FYI, Tokyo wellness center is closed becausd of business license issues, whatever that means.

Thats what I was told also, its been over a month.

**Rafen** · 06-06-12 07:34

Originally Posted by XanderEks [View Original Post]

Wanted a massage today, based on some reviews I decided to go to Lime Therapy in Alexandria. They constantly advertise on BP and also on CL, I've seen several reviews on here as well.

-greeted by old woman who told me to come back in 30 minutes, I told her it's fine I'll just go somewhere else, but she insisted that they would provide a top of the line massage. Anyway, I waited in the parking lot for 30. Went back, rang bell, she told me wait 3 minutes. Waited, was led to room where I asked for 30 minutes only. After I paid she told me to wait 5 minutes since I wanted TS and it was in use. I ended up waiting for 10. Another woman came in, mid 30's wanted to start massage, I reminded her I was waiting for TS so she left. 5 minutes later was given TS by older woman. Then waited for another 5 minutes for masseuse to come in.

By then I was already frustrated with all the waiting I had been doing. Masseuse came in, average bod, mid 30's, not talkative. She poked around my back and legs for a while, massaged my head, attempted to give me "feather touch" but I told her I want a MASSAGE so be firm. She then proceeded to pinch around my legs a bit. She kept rubbing her legs on my hands I guess in an attempt to get me turned on and get me to touch her, but since I was so frustrated with all the waiting I did I was not in the mood and resisted. After 15 minutes of what she considered a massage she said "ok honey your time is up". I argued with her saying that only 15 minutes had passed, she was being bitchy so I got up, dressed and walked out. No tip.

Fellas, I think you all need to take a stand against bad service. If you keep tipping and over tipping bad service it will only get worse. She needed to know that her service was shit. I'm never going there again and I hope none of you go either. There's obviously no shortage of massage parlors in NoVa, just go somewhere else.

That sounds awful. Once you met your masseuse, your waiting should have been over. When these places get busy, they really don't know how to deal with it.

I've been to Lime before and had a nice time. It was pretty straight forward. Led to room, met masseuse, got table shower, got massage+ w / clothes on, left with bottle of water. The only thing I didn't like about it was that she asked how much tip I would be providing before the +. I offered the standard. She asked for. 2 more. I said no. She didn't push it. It's an ok place. I don't know if I would be back, since I've found much better.