Streetwalker Reports

[Immanuel Kunt]

Anyone familiar with the Garrison scene knows that there are four or five spots along the stroll that may or may not have retail activity. One is outside the Forest Park Library branch. That spots seems to have come back to life of late, recovering from the construction of a senior citizen apartment complex across the drag that dampened things for a while. Anyway, a bit further north last night I encountered a birdwatching brother. With binoculars. He kept observing a group of three teenybopper girls who sported the wh0rish look so familiar in today's society and probably were up to anything that promised profitable or thrilling.

My first reaction what that this guy was 5-0. But he was a geezer sitting in an American made car so ratty that no cop would even consider it. So I guess the old guy was a birdwatcher, who was jerking off.

That group of girls was one of several that I spotted. I got the vibe that they were not really in business. Anyone outside the group might independently have been interested in a slurpee, but not as a group. Another noticeable thing was similar groups of black teenaged males. I did not get the sense they were hustling drugs, although they might have been able to run an errand for a proper consideration. The point? Know your surroundings.

When Anselmo Kulli, the Italian astrologer, started his hobby, he spent some time in figuring out why certain things happen. He came to the conclusion that relatively few mongers got nabbed by cops because they wanted to get laid but because their pickup attempt was stupid, careless or inappropriate. The professor shares this view. Remember that many people live in these neighborhoods and don't want their wives and daughters hit on as wh0res.

[Immanuel Kunt]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt was taking a geography lesson last night and ended up going up and down Garrison Boulevard, a thoroughfare that used to be a good fishing spot if you had the lure. Guess whom the good professor saw. Sabrina. Those who don't know Bree will find her interesting. She is a light-skinned tallish woman who moves gracefully enough to have been a dancer, which she denies. She is always nicely dressed in a conservative way. Walks with a presence; you will notice her. Often near Bateman; limited appearances. A steady friend of H; whether she probably shorts. The overall package that you see is more attractive than what you get. Not much personality, nearly non-existent tits, lame BJ, although some reports claim her HJ is better. I 've only been with her once, but it is interesting that after all these years she would still be walking Garrison. Just like 2006, although the well-preserved Sabrina, in her late 40s or early 50s, surely has been doing Garrison for far longer.

One racial note: As some rival scholars may know, the professor prefers ladies of color. Sabrina is so light that I wish she were more tanned.

These memories bring this scholar back to memory. The recall of some of these ladies is incredible. My on / off Garrison addict who is trying to make it in the real world tells me all kinds of details of our shared experiences that absolutely stun a geezer like me. I guess if your dick is not memorable (although she talks about that too) , one remembers other things. What puzzles me is that these ladies deal with huge numbers of johns. The professor himself has trouble remembering all the girls and their names. In fact, I seldom remember those. But they remember me. Must be my intellect.

Garrison is what it is. I get the impression it's perking up in a limited way. If so, use this time productively because gentrification is creeping in. As my good friend, the Italian astrologer Anselmo Kulli, used to say: Be good. Or be careful.

[SlapHappy4]

I had thought I had seen all sides of Jenna. In general I have been fairly happy. However I'm keenly interested in the details. Did Jenna really call uncle Leo because of a moderate review? Monger phones are a must.

It's 2006 again. Yep.

Jenna, stop calling Rizaloy on the phone and threatening him. It's not his fault you don't smoke pole as well as you used to. And he's grown up a little and learned the value of a dollar. Also not his fault you overcharge.

Let's face it, you're just out of jail and I guess you weren't practicing your skills on the guards on the inside. Such a wasted opportunity. And you got called out on it. And you want to call the police for a bad report posted her? You're as smart as you are skilled.

Rizaloy, get a mongerphone, now. Start picking up a higher class of wh0re, by which I mean, one that knows what she is and doesn't step outside the social contract of "don't fucking call me just because you have my number."

Personal Note: if anyone wanted to know about the new (ish) want to be stupid non discreet " provider" in Canton. Just change the names above and save yourself sme money. Or at least according to my friend the professor.

Bench.

[Benchseats Rock]

It's 2006 again. Yep.

Jenna, stop calling Rizaloy on the phone and threatening him. It's not his fault you don't smoke pole as well as you used to. And he's grown up a little and learned the value of a dollar. Also not his fault you overcharge.

Let's face it, you're just out of jail and I guess you weren't practicing your skills on the guards on the inside. Such a wasted opportunity. And you got called out on it. And you want to call the police for a bad report posted her? You're as smart as you are skilled.

Rizaloy, get a mongerphone, now. Start picking up a higher class of wh0re, by which I mean, one that knows what she is and doesn't step outside the social contract of "don't fucking call me just because you have my number."

Personal Note: if anyone wanted to know about the new (ish) want to be stupid non discreet " provider" in Canton. Just change the names above and save yourself sme money. Or at least according to my friend the professor.

Bench.

I swear it is 2006. Thank you for the kind words. Personally, I felt a little pedantic in my usage of juxtapose on that last post. Fuck it. Dictionaries are online nowadays.

On to the mediocre.

I ran into Jenna tonight. She's filled out a little since her stay on the taxpayers' dime. And it looks good on her. Her skin is much clearer and she looks / sounds generally healthier. I didn't recognize her even when she got into my car. And I quote,"I know who you are, rizalboy. I can't believe you don't remember me." I felt a little but ridiculous and callous. Her improved look is the good news. The bad news is, I'm a little spoiled now.

When I saw her last, I had no problems ranking her in the upper echelon of SWs. But considering who I've been running into lately, she's just ok. Now, she still has the requisite capabilities that I require. It's just that in comparison, she was never really all that good in the first place. As BBBJCIM and hjs are my thing, she can get it done. But she does use just a smidgen of teeth. There's no scraping or painful moments, it's just not that great. Her hands, though cute, are a bit rough even with a generous helping of lube. On top of it all, she requires a premium that's not worth it (.35) in my estimation. Yes, I'm probably one of the reasons she asks for that in the first place. But, I will not be calling her anytime soon. Like I said, she got it done. But, I could have had a V8. She, however, got a protein shake.

[Ferrailleur]

I gatta say, I sometimes get the best comedy here."Under a bridge, junk cars" LOL You are looking for a troll. Heheheheheehe,

Try the homeless women's shelter. That would be a jackpot for ya. (Under bridges) fuckin classic.

Wow. That old post!

Thanks for giving me a chance. No offense or criticism here.

Like HuntNabj said : to each is own.

Thanks to all

[Ferrailleur]

Hey brother; To each his own. All of those girls got to survive. No matter what they look like. You're doing some of them a favor. Be safe.

Thanks HuntNabj.

[Ferrailleur]

There you go with an old neighborhood fixture. That is old Dawn. I have driven past her a thousand times but never even slowed down. She is TMU (True mileage unknown) Now she always hangs around a young SW or two.

Now you too get the "True Viking" award. LOL

Hi Big Man,

First, I honored to be the recipient of the "True Viking" award. Thank You. What is it? When is the ceremony and reception in Annapolis? LOL.

Second: I'm honored to have had THREE senior members commenting on my post and pics. Like I said, I'm an older monger who doesn't understand too well all those code / initials / letters but who has been mongering for some 45 years in Europe and all over the USA. My tastes and expectations are obviously different from. Let's say a 30 year-old-plus Maryland monger.

Re: Dawn. I have known her for ten years. Never had Full Service with her. She always had fulfilled my desire and fantasies. True, she knows everybody which is good IMO. I've found her to be loyal and trustworthy. The only thing is that she's very fast, like "time is money" = Annoying sometime. Also, always begging, demanding to the point of grabbing more money = Annoying sometime.

Re: dawn / drugs. I have never seen her doing it. The soda can cups on pics are standard decor in all crackhouse / abandoned house. Believe me: it's my territory (and I don't do drugs).

Thanks again to the THREE seniors who commented on my post / pics. I will have more.

Again: no harm done to anybody, just mutual satisfaction.

[HuntNabj]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

Hey brother; To each his own. All of those girls got to survive. No matter what they look like. You're doing some of them a favor. Be safe.

[HuntNabj]

As I indicated in an earlier post, I have been working the B / CB area in the last six months or so. Here are the chicks that I have hooked up with in that time (some multiple times). There are a few whose names I cannot remember though.

1. Tiffany.

2. Corinne.

3. Heather.

4. Jenn.

5. Jessica.

6. Lindsey.

7. Sara.

8. Ashley.

9. Crystal.

10. Zoe.

11. Stephanie.

12. Melanie

Damn, when I put in list format like that, I realize that is a lot of green spent.

LOL. Yes it is alot of green. But look at all the fun you had.

[Kenosha Kid]

Hello All!

Earlier this week was driving through B / CB and saw skinny Ashley at 2nd and P. I always liked her. Boy, was she a looker a few years ago. Now she is anorexic skinny. I gave her a lift for old times sake. She said she was clean for over a year, but then her boyfriend turned gay, knocked out her two front teeth, and kicked her out of the house. What a loser, punching a woman. I hope someone returns the favor, and real soon. I settled for a BBBJ which was good until I was about to pop. I guess Ashley is a little grossed out by the goop, so she didn't finish well. She said her sister Stacy is clean for years now, and also had a baby. Good for her. Ashley is a really sweet girl, but I probably will not repeat. I wish her the best.

Happy Mongering Everyone!

Baltoman

Ashley seems to be the flavor of the day. I have to agree that she has the facial structure and cheekbones to die for. In the right circumstances she would be 10X beautiful. All of what she told baltoman is true, except for the part about her boyfriend turning gay and the part about him knocking out her teeth. Actually he took her in off the streets, took great care of her, got her to a program, and provided her with perks-clothes, makeup, stuff money can buy. No gayness in the story. The Brooklyn girls think he's a great guy. His business went downhill and he was only able to provide a home, care and affection. She stole from him in revenge for losing the perks. Since then his business has picked up to new levels; her perks would have come back. Enjoy her guys, but don't sentimentalize. Take care, she can do a cash and dash (personal experience.)

Jessie of B / CB-30, dark hair. 5'9" about 135, lots of scars and bruises on arms and legs, is enjoying the hospitality of AA county, waiting for 2 AA and 1 QA appearance. I guess you don't worry about FTAs when you're in the life.

[Oakwood99]

Baltimonger, Bench, Rook, Laxman all within 3 pages? If Robux shows up, I'll plotz. It's like 2006 all over again. Except, now I'm not just lurking. Welcome back you old people you. Funny that the OG Baltimore mongers are back on the thread now and I'm going to talk about neophytes.

I hate posers. Just fucking hate them. By definition, they have no sense of self. They seek some sort of validation by pretending to be something that they are not. When you're 12, it's understandable as you search to discover yourself. At 16, your peer group rules. You'll evolve by devolving from the herd mentality soon enough. By the time you hit college, you're in this hyperdrive mode to experience and learn as much as possible so you can become whatever you are. If you're a poser as an adult, I really don't know what to say. I both pity and deplore you. Yours is the weakness that defines a generation.

As much as I hate posers, I have a similar level of contempt for trolls. Ever backing down in your daily life, you derive some sense of power by being slow witted and spiteful on the intrawebs. Whereas you wouldn't have 1/20th the gumption to be combative in real life, the relative safety of the internet gives you a chance to lash out at those who cannot readily give you direct or lasting recompense. In the outdoor world, you are the gossip girl. You are the person who whispers behind others' backs. You are the shit talking drama queen instigator when OTHER people get into a fight. As you genuinely have no notable qualities, you rely on shit behavior to garner some attention from anyone. In this way, you're not much different from a 2-year-old. For lack of a better word, you are a coward.

Then there are those who are both troll and poser. You build a post count by taking jabs at those who provide intel or pics. These are people who share without need for anything in return from you. And yet you find it your obligation to mock them. I have little understanding as to why you are still on my planet taking up valuable limited resources like oxygen and foodstuffs and bandwidth and strawberry jam. I know WHY you do it (it's because you're weak). I just don't know why you do it here. Isn't there a Grey's Anatomy forum or blog about The View where you can share your worthless opinion with like minded worthless opinions? Just sayin'.

Three pages with more than 3 people who each have less than 3 posts were added to my ignore list. Please, if you're smart enough to figure out who you are, please add me to your ignore list. That way you won't get to see my pictures that, like an ass, you'll just cry about anyway.

On to good stuff.

Another low count old time poster shared some info about the beautiful Ashley. I publicly thank you, B. U. There are so many wonderful things about our regular girls that make them special to us. We gladly / foolishly spend our money on them when we can. Kiara's smile is infectious, her skills top fucking notch. Christina and Crystal and Lori and Liz and Jessica and Kiara and others display a willingness to please that makes them even hotter. There are big tits and spinners and MILFs and scraggly toothed motherfuckers and everything in between. And while there certainly are those who bring the whole package of service and attitude and skill together more seamlessly / consistently, none rival Ashley's purtiness in my eyes.

Is it her smooth fair almost alabaster skin? Is it her sharp nose, dimpled chin and fine cheekbones? Is it because she's petite almost spinner like with soft yet firmly sizeable boobs? Is it because she's simultaneously a cute thing while being a tough around the way girl? Is it her long luscious raven hair juxtaposed with her light pink almost Crayola flesh-toned nipples? Is it because when she smiles her eyes smile as well? Is it because she can literally Energizer Bunny your junk off until she swallows your load without coming up for air? No. It's none of those things. It's because she wears old school Chucks.

Props to Vegawrap for sharing his epic facials. They are super hot. In honor of Ashley and Vega, here's more stuff.

Outstanding shots!

[Ebdawgg]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

I hope you find more of the same. Wish I could help but I don't think I could beat this one.

[The Big Man]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

There you go with an old neighborhood fixture. That is old Dawn. I have driven past her a thousand times but never even slowed down. She is TMU (True mileage unknown) Now she always hangs around a young SW or two.

Now you too get the "True Viking" award. LOL

[Member #4581]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

Judging from the sode can top in picture #2 I'd say the lovely model has jsut finished cooking off some weak crack cocaine. Addicts do this to remove crack additives and to strengthen and intensify weak product. Wow that must be one wrung out girl.

[Bunker Buster]

I hate posers. Just fucking hate them. By definition, they have no sense of self. They seek some sort of validation by pretending to be something that they are not. When you're 12, it's understandable as you search to discover yourself. At 16, your peer group rules. You'll evolve by devolving from the herd mentality soon enough. By the time you hit college, you're in this hyperdrive mode to experience and learn as much as possible so you can become whatever you are. If you're a poser as an adult, I really don't know what to say. I both pity and deplore you. Yours is the weakness that defines a generation.

As much as I hate posers, I have a similar level of contempt for trolls. Ever backing down in your daily life, you derive some sense of power by being slow witted and spiteful on the intrawebs. Whereas you wouldn't have 1/20th the gumption to be combative in real life, the relative safety of the internet gives you a chance to lash out at those who cannot readily give you direct or lasting recompense. In the outdoor world, you are the gossip girl. You are the person who whispers behind others' backs. You are the shit talking drama queen instigator when OTHER people get into a fight. As you genuinely have no notable qualities, you rely on shit behavior to garner some attention from anyone. In this way, you're not much different from a 2-year-old. For lack of a better word, you are a coward.

Then there are those who are both troll and poser. You build a post count by taking jabs at those who provide intel or pics. These are people who share without need for anything in return from you. And yet you find it your obligation to mock them. I have little understanding as to why you are still on my planet taking up valuable limited resources like oxygen and foodstuffs and bandwidth and strawberry jam. I know WHY you do it (it's because you're weak). I just don't know why you do it here. Isn't there a Grey's Anatomy forum or blog about The View where you can share your worthless opinion with like minded worthless opinions? Just sayin'.

I'd "Like" your post by clicking the little thumb's-up.