Streetwalker Reports

**Ebdawgg** · 06-09-12 07:53

Originally Posted by Ferrailleur [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

I hope you find more of the same. Wish I could help but I don't think I could beat this one.

**The Big Man** · 06-09-12 07:07

Originally Posted by Ferrailleur [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

There you go with an old neighborhood fixture. That is old Dawn. I have driven past her a thousand times but never even slowed down. She is TMU (True mileage unknown) Now she always hangs around a young SW or two.

Now you too get the "True Viking" award. LOL

**Member #4581** · 06-09-12 07:03

Originally Posted by Ferrailleur [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

Judging from the sode can top in picture #2 I'd say the lovely model has jsut finished cooking off some weak crack cocaine. Addicts do this to remove crack additives and to strengthen and intensify weak product. Wow that must be one wrung out girl.

**Bunker Buster** · 06-09-12 06:03

Originally Posted by Rizalboy [View Original Post]

I hate posers. Just fucking hate them. By definition, they have no sense of self. They seek some sort of validation by pretending to be something that they are not. When you're 12, it's understandable as you search to discover yourself. At 16, your peer group rules. You'll evolve by devolving from the herd mentality soon enough. By the time you hit college, you're in this hyperdrive mode to experience and learn as much as possible so you can become whatever you are. If you're a poser as an adult, I really don't know what to say. I both pity and deplore you. Yours is the weakness that defines a generation.

As much as I hate posers, I have a similar level of contempt for trolls. Ever backing down in your daily life, you derive some sense of power by being slow witted and spiteful on the intrawebs. Whereas you wouldn't have 1/20th the gumption to be combative in real life, the relative safety of the internet gives you a chance to lash out at those who cannot readily give you direct or lasting recompense. In the outdoor world, you are the gossip girl. You are the person who whispers behind others' backs. You are the shit talking drama queen instigator when OTHER people get into a fight. As you genuinely have no notable qualities, you rely on shit behavior to garner some attention from anyone. In this way, you're not much different from a 2-year-old. For lack of a better word, you are a coward.

Then there are those who are both troll and poser. You build a post count by taking jabs at those who provide intel or pics. These are people who share without need for anything in return from you. And yet you find it your obligation to mock them. I have little understanding as to why you are still on my planet taking up valuable limited resources like oxygen and foodstuffs and bandwidth and strawberry jam. I know WHY you do it (it's because you're weak). I just don't know why you do it here. Isn't there a Grey's Anatomy forum or blog about The View where you can share your worthless opinion with like minded worthless opinions? Just sayin'.

I'd "Like" your post by clicking the little thumb's-up.

**Cls9637** · 06-09-12 05:51

I have to agree with Rizalboy about Ashley. She is no doubt fun to be with. She seems to enjoy doing a good job, and certainly wants to make sure that her guy is happy. The number I had for her is long gone, but I would love to catch up with her again. I guess I'll have to try to track her down. These are pictures I have of her from over a year ago. At that time she had asked that I try to conceal her face. I did, but you can still tell who it is and how pretty she is.

**Hairy Dude** · 06-09-12 05:30

Originally Posted by Sportsfan1234 [View Original Post]

The Ashley in Rizalboy's posts is definitely cute. Other than telling me to RTFF, I would appreciate it if someone has info about where she hangs out to pick her up or even better if anyone has contact info for her. Based on the recent posts, it seems that she is in the W / W area but I am not familiar with that area. I used to only frequent the Patterson area and within the last six months or so, I have hit the B / CB area.

Read my earlier posts for the one fact you need to know about her.

**Rizalboy** · 06-09-12 03:14

Originally Posted by Immanuel Kunt [View Original Post]

What a paragraph, Rizalboy. When I saw alabaster skin, I began hearing America the Beautiful, in which the word alabaster also is used to a good effect. Congats! .

I swear it is 2006. Thank you for the kind words. Personally, I felt a little pedantic in my usage of juxtapose on that last post. Fuck it. Dictionaries are online nowadays.

On to the mediocre.

I ran into Jenna tonight. She's filled out a little since her stay on the taxpayers' dime. And it looks good on her. Her skin is much clearer and she looks / sounds generally healthier. I didn't recognize her even when she got into my car. And I quote,"I know who you are, rizalboy. I can't believe you don't remember me." I felt a little but ridiculous and callous. Her improved look is the good news. The bad news is, I'm a little spoiled now.

When I saw her last, I had no problems ranking her in the upper echelon of SWs. But considering who I've been running into lately, she's just ok. Now, she still has the requisite capabilities that I require. It's just that in comparison, she was never really all that good in the first place. As BBBJCIM and hjs are my thing, she can get it done. But she does use just a smidgen of teeth. There's no scraping or painful moments, it's just not that great. Her hands, though cute, are a bit rough even with a generous helping of lube. On top of it all, she requires a premium that's not worth it (.35) in my estimation. Yes, I'm probably one of the reasons she asks for that in the first place. But, I will not be calling her anytime soon. Like I said, she got it done. But, I could have had a V8. She, however, got a protein shake.

**Mo Lewis** · 06-09-12 01:07

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**Benchseats Rock** · 06-08-12 21:32

Originally Posted by Badboy1968 [View Original Post]

Corrine was in town this morning. I saw her at the bus stop on Ritchie Hwy with her boyfriend. She's quite pregnant (I'll guess 8 months) but as pretty as ever. Word is that she's still working, if the idea of a girl that pregnant excites you.

Well where did you think dimples came from?

**Badboy1968** · 06-08-12 19:41

Corrine was in town this morning. I saw her at the bus stop on Ritchie Hwy with her boyfriend. She's quite pregnant (I'll guess 8 months) but as pretty as ever. Word is that she's still working, if the idea of a girl that pregnant excites you.

**Badboy1968** · 06-08-12 19:36

Originally Posted by Sportsfan1234 [View Original Post]

There is a Melanie that can be found sometimes around Church Street but I have also seen her walking down Ritchie Hwy. She is kinda short with dark hair and seems a bit ghetto to me. It is my understanding from reliable sources that she has been known to bail with the money without performing services and also that she has been known to have sticky fingers. If you are just looking to blow your wad with no drama, then I would recommend avoiding Melanie.

I'm surprised that Melanie has earned any kind of reputation as a thief. I have left her in my car while buying a drink or snack at a convenience store on many occasions and never had anything disappear. Maybe the circumstances were unusual, or perhaps she was in a particularly bad way. YMMV, I suppose.

**Ferrailleur** · 06-08-12 19:15

Hi everyone,

The older monger who loves crackwhore is back. I have posted my first pic not too long ago. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea but please don't flame me. I respect everybody's choices. I'm posting another of my favorite. In an abandoned house near Wilkens.

I will appreciate if you can help me locate dirty-old-ugly women. The goal is shared happiness.

Thanks to everybody on this site.

**Sportsfan1234** · 06-08-12 16:14

As I indicated in an earlier post, I have been working the B / CB area in the last six months or so. Here are the chicks that I have hooked up with in that time (some multiple times). There are a few whose names I cannot remember though.

1. Tiffany.

2. Corinne.

3. Heather.

4. Jenn.

5. Jessica.

6. Lindsey.

7. Sara.

8. Ashley.

9. Crystal.

10. Zoe.

11. Stephanie.

12. Melanie

Damn, when I put in list format like that, I realize that is a lot of green spent.

**Sportsfan1234** · 06-08-12 16:04

The Ashley in Rizalboy's posts is definitely cute. Other than telling me to RTFF, I would appreciate it if someone has info about where she hangs out to pick her up or even better if anyone has contact info for her. Based on the recent posts, it seems that she is in the W / W area but I am not familiar with that area. I used to only frequent the Patterson area and within the last six months or so, I have hit the B / CB area.

**Immanuel Kunt** · 06-08-12 15:09

What a paragraph, Rizalboy. When I saw alabaster skin, I began hearing America the Beautiful, in which the word alabaster also is used to a good effect. Congats!

"Is it her smooth fair almost alabaster skin? Is it her sharp nose, dimpled chin and fine cheekbones? Is it because she's petite almost spinner like with soft yet firm boobs? And a tough around the way girl? Is it her long luscious raven hair juxtaposed with her light pink almost Crayola flesh-toned nipples? Is it because when she smiles her eyes smile as well? Is it because she can literally Energizer Bunny your junk off until she swallows your load without coming up for air? No. It's none of those things. It's because she wears old school Chucks."