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[Toy Soldier]

What was the damage like?

100 for a full 60 minutes of massage and leaving happy. You will not do anything other than being happy on the first trip, but there's some intriguing things on the menu for future visits.

[TheTruthHurts]

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[Tigerwoods]

Of me to want to start a website to just make fun of providers terrible Backpage ads?

Or should we just do it here?

Haha, I agree some of the ads on backpage are just comical. Anyone who has just browsed the backpage at least a few times can tell the difference between the legit providers and the ones who are just full of it and / or sleazy skanks. On another note I do recommend the sexy Sarah Italian girl on BP. .1 for half hr. Senior members pm me if you want any details.

[SlitSlurper]

Guys, steer clear of this con artist who is fleeing her bad rapport in Charlotte. She will try everything she can to deplete you of your money and then upsell and rush you till you are eager to get dressed and leave. Whatever the amount you agree on beforehand is determined, she gets on the phone right away with her dealer and orders that exact amount of whatever drug she can get her hands on. Once that amount of your cash is in her hands, she's out the door soon thereafter to meet her guy in the parking lot and will even leave you waiting in her room on her bed for some "incredible performance" that turns out to be the same bullshit as before she left. If you feel you have absolutely got to have her then tell her you'll pay her half before and half later and if she says no then pull your two heads together and zip it up and walk out. I guarantee you she will then say it'll be okay cause that's her drug money walking out.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEs...aby-21/8798114

[Loganpot]

Made the trip put to Sanford to see Bobbie.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/BodyRubs...wty-34/6740247

Fell asleep and had a great time! I woke up once, and then fell asleep again and had another great time!

No rush, she took her time. Asked me if I had any fantasies I wanted to try. One of the best massages I've had.

[Bobbyjones]

She had me drive to New Bern Ave then wouldn't answer the phone.

Maybe that's what she means by her $40 "special". Still, I am intrigued by those tits. Anyone else have any luck with this Brittany?

http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/athletic-busty-ebony-in-town-4-yu-40-specials-avail-20/8447164

[Notatall]

Of me to want to start a website to just make fun of providers terrible Backpage ads?

Or should we just do it here?

[Notatall]

That I really like big tits? Cause I do.

Well that segues into this weeks review of a well known local provider.

Sarah.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-28/8680358

Been around D-town for a while now but I just never got the inclination to go. But I have so here we go.

As usual, good first.

Easy 2call to a not too terrible motel. (a bit exposed for my taste as I roll in flashy, but hey.)

WYSIWYG. No need to try and say you didn't know she is a larger girl cause the pics don't lie on this one.

Tig ole bittys. But as Daddy says, wheels on a 18 wheeler got to be bigger than ones on a VW, right? Still she has them and I like them.

Price. Can not argue this. SW money for a girl with a room and she provides protection. I opted for the 30 minute stay which is. 7. Still crazy cheap for CBJ and CFS.

Friendly on the phone and nice to talk to before and after. Never got the feelimg she just saw me as a walking wallet.

Clean, nice smelling and seems super concerned with staying "safe" which is always a big plus for us married boys.

The negatives.

Not a bit of sensuality to it at all. We undressed got on the bed and she gave me a long list of do's and don't's that she presented like a lifer stewardess reading the safety procedures for the billionth time. I understand that you have to set your rules up front, but she sort of came off like I was a kindergartener.

She started in on the CBJ without much enthusiasm. Almost felt as if she was going by a script in her mind. (lick lick tounge swirl left, hand stroke.) she did stop to warn me that a lot of guys found her BJ intense and if I got to close to climax to warn her and we could switch up. Well, no worry about that because after about 5-6 minutes of that I was starting to lose my erection. Plus the leg she was laying across was going to sleep.

I suggested we switch to her riding me. Once again, not a lot of passion there. She did however put her hand in the center of my chest and started CPR. I encouraged her to sit fully upright after that. Got to give her credit, that actually felt good. She is, like a lot of large girls, pretty tight. So on that encouragement, I decided to take it on myself to go ahead and get off. Grabbed her hips and started a little bouncey time that had me done quickly.

This is where it got sort of weird.

She actually seemed sort of unhappy that I had gone ahead and nutted. Told me I should have told her and we could have switched positions to delay it. I said I was ok with it as I was sort of tired and she said, well as long as you don't blame me for rushing you to cum, it was your decision to go ahead and make it happen.

Ok so all in all, not the best time. I don't expect a pro to be super sensual, but this felt a lot like a trip to the dentist. Too sterile. Then to be sort of fussed at for just deciding to end the session a bit early by my own choice. Just too much.

Would I repeat? Maybe. But just for her advertised. 4 qv special. That is still a good price for a CBJ. And maybe it was just first visit standoffishness that contributed to the rest of it. But I was not impressed.

Course, some folks like beer, some like wine. To each his own. Stay safe!

[Spaceball1]

Does anyone have knowledge about this Lacey?

http://raleigh.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nde-21/8776375

A search only revealed an expired link and one other person asking for information.

Sir Walter

Tineye got a couple hits. Apparently, that is a photoshopped pic of Kayden Kross.

[Beeev]

Anyone know anything about Brittany? I like the thin body with big boobs.

Thanks in advance.

Bobby.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ail-20/8447164

She had me drive to New Bern Ave then wouldn't answer the phone.

[SteveVaugh]

Yes, very nice girl. Safe, intelligent, and you'll leave happy. Sweet as they come. Send her a message through backpage and she'll tell you what to do.

What was the damage like?

[Toy Soldier]

Anyone know anything about this one? No phone number to check out.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-me-34/5332305

Yes, very nice girl. Safe, intelligent, and you'll leave happy. Sweet as they come. Send her a message through backpage and she'll tell you what to do.

[Jmn69]

Anyone know anything about this one? No phone number to check out.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-me-34/5332305

Once you reply to her ad she will get back to you right away. She will make you very comfortable and relaxed, easy to talk to. Good massage and happy at end.

[Bobbyjones]

Anyone know anything about Brittany? I like the thin body with big boobs.

Thanks in advance.

Bobby.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ail-20/8447164

[Bobbyjones]

Anyone know anything about this one? No phone number to check out.

http://raleigh.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-me-34/5332305

Yes, I have seen her many times. Great massage, lots of fun. You leave happy. Send her an email through BP and she will respond with contact info.

Bobby