Massage Parlor Reports

[Ucdiv]

Not worth the money. Yumi and Sinclair were awesome. Jennifer is not that fun and does not seem to enjoy her work. Both have very "meh" reviews. Better to spend your dough at an AMP or at o'hare.

Thanks. Too bad. Jennifer looks great in the pictures.

[BigDog16]

Logan advertising two new girls. Anyone tried? I am thinking about going. What kind of extra cash should I expect to spend?

Not worth the money. Yumi and Sinclair were awesome. Jennifer is not that fun and does not seem to enjoy her work. Both have very "meh" reviews. Better to spend your dough at an AMP or at o'hare.

[Gutenberg469]

Is Oxygen Spa in Greektown legit? (this is old location of Alice in Greektown). PM is fine.

[Ucdiv]

Logan advertising two new girls. Anyone tried? I am thinking about going. What kind of extra cash should I expect to spend?

[Nighthawk1955]

Good to see you back NH!

Share some of that budget, I'm broke and want to try out for the first time.

Sorry. Those funds already earmarked. There is nothing I can do!

[Enderwiggen]

(I was a senoir as Nighthawk55, but lost the login info and changed e-mail) I don't want any secret bat signal stuff. Or Unwind-style bait-and-switch. My monger budget is overflowing and I want to go somewhere that the AMPs are sure things. And I don't want a 12 hour flight to do it.

Good to see you back NH!

Share some of that budget, I'm broke and want to try out for the first time.

[Salesman8888]

On Archer, get YoYo. Sexy as hell and will go to a BJ if you don't want a HJ. Super sexy and fun. FYI.

[Silvio]

Anyone know where the lovely Winniw from Alice's Chinatown went. Damn I miss her. Pease PM me. She gave me her number but not sure if she changed it because I get no answer. Thanks in advance.

[Teabagplain]

Not sure about Ohio, but Dallas has a great scene. There are several areas with K-Girls and Thai girls, and very little pretense about what is on the menu. There are a number of Chinese AMPs as well in the Richardson / Plano areas that are more subtle but also offer a variety of services. Dallas has variety that is almost on par with SoCal, but what I like about Dallas even more so than SoCal is that 60 min is the standard session. In SoCal it's hard to find an AMP that will give more than a 30 min appointment.

Too bad that ChiTown is not doing so well. I just moved to St. Louis, and it's terrible here. I am hoping to make it up there for the occasional weekend and partake in the hobby.

LM

While we're on the subject, anyone know about cities particularly good for EMPs?

[Vick123]

For a HJ 40 should be the standard tip. You don't want to overpay obviously but you don't want to come off as cheap either. 40 is about where it should be, but you know here in Chicago many providers make sad faces if they don't get 60 for HJ. IMHO these should be the going rates for various services: HJ. 40; BJ. 60, FS. 100. Yet as I just said many want an additional 20 on top of those rates. You can always politely refuse if she's not willing to negotiate, especially with HJs.

Then again, if she didn't complain about the 30 tip you left her, more power to you. I did that at United with Lucy last year; left a 30 tip and she seemed very happy to get that. She was Korean, and I'm not trying to sound biased here, but in general I think the Koreans are more appreciative and grateful for any tip you leave them than the Chinese are. That's just my opinion though; others may think differently but to each their own.

She seemed extremely happy with the 30. Even gave me a hug and had a huge smile. I guess it depends on who you get. I'll keep in mind the 40 for next time.

[OPIllini]

Went to an AMP this evening just out of the blue. Figured I'd treat myself before a long work week ahead. Had seen a new place nearby and decided to give it a go. The place is a hole in the wall. Walked in, the girl that ultimately gave me a massage was not great but decent. The massage was sub par and at times painful! But I must admit she gave it an honest effort and gave me the full hour. About 30 minutes into it, on the flip she smiled and went right for a handshake without asking nor discussing any issues on the menu. Now don't get me wrong this is damn well what I came for! But believe it or not, this is the first time I haven't been given "the options" and paid upfront. She allowed touching and I was roaming all over (Granted she was not really my cup of tea) After it was done she continued with the massage to finish up the time and that was it.

My question was when I was leaving I obviously felt the need to tip but wasnt quite sure how much since as I said this was a first for me. What would you guys say is a standard tip for this situation? I ended up leaving 30 to make it a round $ for the entire experience which I think was fair. But I left wondering if I undertipped or overtipped.

For a HJ 40 should be the standard tip. You don't want to overpay obviously but you don't want to come off as cheap either. 40 is about where it should be, but you know here in Chicago many providers make sad faces if they don't get 60 for HJ. IMHO these should be the going rates for various services: HJ. 40; BJ. 60, FS. 100. Yet as I just said many want an additional 20 on top of those rates. You can always politely refuse if she's not willing to negotiate, especially with HJs.

Then again, if she didn't complain about the 30 tip you left her, more power to you. I did that at United with Lucy last year; left a 30 tip and she seemed very happy to get that. She was Korean, and I'm not trying to sound biased here, but in general I think the Koreans are more appreciative and grateful for any tip you leave them than the Chinese are. That's just my opinion though; others may think differently but to each their own.

[Nighthawk1955]

Hello, Which high mileage plus quality for strip clubs? I will have a car so distance is not an issue. I Please PM if you prefer that. Thank you.

Drive that car to Detroit. Seriously. Chicago area strip joints are a massive waste of time and money. You would be better off with a monthly trip to the motor city.

[Vick123]

Went to an AMP this evening just out of the blue. Figured I'd treat myself before a long work week ahead. Had seen a new place nearby and decided to give it a go. The place is a hole in the wall. Walked in, the girl that ultimately gave me a massage was not great but decent. The massage was sub par and at times painful! But I must admit she gave it an honest effort and gave me the full hour. About 30 minutes into it, on the flip she smiled and went right for a handshake without asking nor discussing any issues on the menu. Now don't get me wrong this is damn well what I came for! But believe it or not, this is the first time I haven't been given "the options" and paid upfront. She allowed touching and I was roaming all over (Granted she was not really my cup of tea) After it was done she continued with the massage to finish up the time and that was it.

My question was when I was leaving I obviously felt the need to tip but wasnt quite sure how much since as I said this was a first for me. What would you guys say is a standard tip for this situation? I ended up leaving 30 to make it a round $ for the entire experience which I think was fair. But I left wondering if I undertipped or overtipped.

[BenBeck]

I spotted an MP on Western ave just south of cortland yesterday. Anyone had the pleasure?

I don't know for sure since I haven't been, but it's exactly the address that one of the girls around the corner from Costco has been whispering about moving to. If so, I'd recommend.

[Teabagplain]

Hello, Which high mileage plus quality for strip clubs? I will have a car so distance is not an issue. I Please PM if you prefer that. Thank you.

It's been a while since I have visited any of the gentleman's clubs in the area, but I'm guessing things haven't changed much. The well-known clubs in the city have great looking girls, but you won't get much mileage. I would suggest Industrial Strip in Hammond, IN.