Massage Parlor Reports

[Ozymandias]

Good stuff, and also make sure your car is in good shape. You don't want to explain to the Mrs. Why you had to get towed from the HE's 'R US spa parking lot!

Quite a few years ago (I guess it must have been the late 90s) , I came out of Gold Spa (it may have been VIP then) to find my car unable to start. I was a big regular at that time (this was during its heyday when they were importing the hot model-chicks down from NYC) , and I'd know one of the owners for years (I'd been HER customer when SHE was an AMP girl at VIP on Maple Drive, before she'd saved up a couple hundred thou to buy-in as an owner). Obviously calling triple-A was out of the question (and really, could anything actually be towed out of that squeezed in little lot in back?) , so I went back to the door, rang, and explained the situation.

Michelle (the mamasan) just looked at me with a wry grin and said "such a troublemaker" (which I was, always making unreasonable demands since I was a regular there LOL).

Now this was in the middle of the night, but she makes a call, and about five minutes later a very new, shiny, tricked out Ford F-250 pulls into the parking lot, and two big, very unfriendly looking Korean dudes get out of it.

They fixed the car.

They barely even looked at me the whole time, just worked fast, got it done, and took off. No charge, no trouble. Needless to say, the experience cemented a certain loyalty for VIP / Gold. That's some service!

O.

[Cocknballs]

That reminds me of some newbie advice about cars: It's a good idea to drive a non-descript car to AMPs. That bright red Camaro is going to get noticed. Also be careful about business parking stickers or other identifying bumper stickers like "My Child is an Honor Student at XXX Elementary" or "First Baptist Church Men's Softball." Clear away receipts or anything else with your name on it that someone could spot. If you leave valuables in your car, be sure to keep them well hidden and make sure your car has an alarm. Do you really want report a break-in when your car is in an AMP parking lot?

Good stuff, and also make sure your car is in good shape. You don't want to explain to the Mrs. Why you had to get towed from the HE's 'R US spa parking lot!

[Southbound]

exactly. however, this is a great opportunity for guys like you to speak their piece at these public hearings as both a legit customer and friend of owners / masseuses. even though it's duluth i think it would behoove guys like mark at harmony on buford hwy to show up, speak up and demand that these church do-gooders present one iota of evidence of impropriety at these massage parlors. would be great if they could show photos of groups of women getting foot massages as well. nothing like a few pictures to rebuff rumors and kill the credibility of these overzealous church assholes. if they over-regulate or ban massage parlors in duluth, norcross and doraville will be next.

i love duluth, however the city government is so out of touch. these guys are so concern with what is going on with johns creek and suwanee, they can't' make decisions based on the needs of duluth. some pastor saw one of those investigative reports on msnbc or some other cable program and decided that **** girls were working in duluth. the city has already started hitting the establishments hard with bullshit fines for things as simple as not filling out the customer sign-in sheet properly (a $700. 00 fine).

i wonder if some guy's wife got pissed after finding her husband frequent visit massage business card. she was probably pissed because it is cutting into her mani / pedi fund. who knows? it mentioned perimeter church, isn't that church in johns creek? it's johns creek when its time to get additional pga funding, but duluth when it is something negative.

[Steak 404]

Do you really want report a break-in when your car is in an AMP parking lot?

Obviously depends on location / situation, but if there is a regular legit bus (shopping center, restaurant) with a crowded parking lot within a block or two I park there and walk to the AMP.

Same w / going to an escort incall. I never park directly in front of her door.

[Ros Coming]

At the risk of piling on, Great Post D. O. G!

I usually just say I'm there to play while standing naked with a big grin. Works for me.

[CryoChilled]

Must say this is great information especially for newbies like me.

I would add one minor thing if I may that could actually save you some cash. Before negotiating any extras on the flip, in my experience the girl may give certain signs that she is willing to perform HJ but won't touch you until you make the first move and gently guide her down "there". She may start to gently caress you with her fingernails around your crotch and stomach which can actually be very arousing. Don't be shy to grab her hand and guide her to the spot. If she goes for it, you may be in for a HJ on the house. If she resists, then you'll have to negotiate or give up altogether if she's really not going to provide any extras. This has been my experience at VIP Spa where I walk in with 70 for 1 hour.

Suave:

11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing. One thing some guys recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. But, I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.

[Niteluvr]

Well anything other then elbows. I don't want to complain and have an uptight HE. So what's the best way to handle?

I would suggest monitoring the forum for good masseuses (it's rare but they do surface) , then go to that AMP and clearly explain what you want before handing any money over. Unless you have to go Asian, you might want to look for a white or black masseuse for a more quality massage. Plenty of them will offer a HE.

[Niteluvr]

Since my BP girl in Alpharetta didn't pan out, I went up to Buja Spa. Tiffany was the old one working. 5'0" tall, long straight hair but with no ass and bolt-ons. Turned out even the bolt-ons were not the same size. I just wanted to drop a load so gave her $140 for house and FS, did a couple of positions and got out.

[Beldaws]

Seems like the old Ford Explorer is the mongering vehicle of choice. I have one too and only bring my cash in. Got to love that keypad!

I have held on to my 2001 Ford Explorer strictly for mongering. It is a keypad on the door, so I never bring ANYTHING inside with me other than my cash. Everything else, even keys get left in the car. Keypad never failed me once in 10 years.

[Cocknballs]

I have held on to my 2001 Ford Explorer strictly for mongering. It is a keypad on the door, so I never bring ANYTHING inside with me other than my cash. Everything else, even keys get left in the car. Keypad never failed me once in 10 years.

I used to have one of those too. Didn't realize how much I'd miss that keypad, and it never failed me either! Can't believe no one makes those anymore.

[Fengzi]

I have held on to my 2001 Ford Explorer strictly for mongering. It is a keypad on the door, so I never bring ANYTHING inside with me other than my cash. Everything else, even keys get left in the car. Keypad never failed me once in 10 years.

That reminds me of some newbie advice about cars: It's a good idea to drive a non-descript car to AMPs. That bright red Camaro is going to get noticed. Also be careful about business parking stickers or other identifying bumper stickers like "My Child is an Honor Student at XXX Elementary" or "First Baptist Church Men's Softball." Clear away receipts or anything else with your name on it that someone could spot. If you leave valuables in your car, be sure to keep them well hidden and make sure your car has an alarm. Do you really want report a break-in when your car is in an AMP parking lot?

[Cbr005]

Foot and leg massage only at a Korean-run massage parlor? They probably won't know how to react.

Well anything other then elbows. I don't want to complain and have an uptight HE. So what's the best way to handle?

[Bigsqueeze]

I have held on to my 2001 Ford Explorer strictly for mongering. It is a keypad on the door, so I never bring ANYTHING inside with me other than my cash. Everything else, even keys get left in the car. Keypad never failed me once in 10 years.

I do the same. The only thing I carry inside is cash and keys.

That was a great post from Dirty Old Guy. Thanks for that How-To-AMP guide. It quantifies my average experience from every AMP I've visited. Wish I had read a post like yours before my first-ever visit!

I've been polite, maybe lucky, but always received what I went into one for.

[Svtcobra]

At the risk of piling on, Great Post D. O. G!

I just want to reinforce a couple of points he made that are spot on & usually don't get a lot of discussion:

1) Getting naked and being comfortable is huge to her being comfortable. As a side note, this goes for regular non-massage escort providers, too. If she leads you to the bedroom, Get naked! Lay down on the bed. She'll take it from there.

2) Accept the shower! DOG articulated it perfectly.

3) Use the plastic zippered bag for your valuables. In fact, bring your own. They cost like $2 at WalMart or Target and will fold up and fit in your pocket.

I have held on to my 2001 Ford Explorer strictly for mongering. It is a keypad on the door, so I never bring ANYTHING inside with me other than my cash. Everything else, even keys get left in the car. Keypad never failed me once in 10 years.

[Niteluvr]

I needed a break after a bad experience at Tokyo's in Cartersville. After also hearing great things about Golden on here lately, I stopped by. Great location, inside looks like lounge and I pulled Summer. 5'7, face 7, body 8, attitude 10, massage 2 (she did the infamous elbows to the back. They didn't even give this girl a basic's massage class) , HE was 8 (it's all I wanted, full roaming) , damage $ 1/2hr. I will definitely go back but only ask for foot and legs massage.

Foot and leg massage only at a Korean-run massage parlor? They probably won't know how to react.