Streetwalker Reports

**Masonm** · 05-15-12 10:26

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

I will try harder mom, promise. Mr PP I am a bit surprised that you counted all the lines in the post seeing how much you get around it kind of makes me feel special because you took the time. Mr Luther the last post I read from you was back IN December with all the corrections you felt needed to be made to WW's post. Rusty Pup-Pit bulls are not dangerous stupid owners are.

You started off on the wrong foot and keep digging yourself in. No need for the sarcasm and disrespect. I suggest you create a new name for yourself (you only have 4 posts) and adopt a more diffident tone with your new handle. Most of the contributors here are helpful, and this seems especially true of senior members. Consider the feedback you have received thus far as constructive criticism. And good luck.

**Seva Lurker** · 05-15-12 08:31

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

LOL, yes you are both correct in stating the obvious. However as I said I am not on here to be hassled by the grammar police I just wanted to share info that I had collected during my travels. For the most part I was drunk and do apologize for the multiple run on sentences and general lack of punctuation, I will try harder mom, promise. Mr PP I am a bit surprised that you counted all the lines in the post seeing how much you get around it kind of makes me feel special because you took the time. Mr Luther the last post I read from you was back IN December with all the corrections you felt needed to be made to WW's post. Just for the record I am not trying to start any kind of flame war between to very well establish seniors I do appreciate the comments and after I sobered up I read my post & said the exact same thing you both commented about. The upload button was already hit so I couldn't take it back. This will not stop me from posting.

Rusty Pup-Pit bulls are not dangerous stupid owners are.

Here is a link you might find enlightening. I'd say educational, but that might scare you off.

**LexLuther** · 05-15-12 07:57

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

LOL, yes you are both correct in stating the obvious. However as I said I am not on here to be hassled by the grammar police I just wanted to share info that I had collected during my travels. For the most part I was drunk and do apologize for the multiple run on sentences and general lack of punctuation, I will try harder mom, promise. Mr PP I am a bit surprised that you counted all the lines in the post seeing how much you get around it kind of makes me feel special because you took the time. Mr Luther the last post I read from you was back IN December with all the corrections you felt needed to be made to WW's post. Just for the record I am not trying to start any kind of flame war between to very well establish seniors I do appreciate the comments and after I sobered up I read my post & said the exact same thing you both commented about. The upload button was already hit so I couldn't take it back. This will not stop me from posting.

Rusty Pup-Pit bulls are not dangerous stupid owners are.

I'm not sure what your problem really is. Even when you are presumably sober, your writing is not much better. I believe ProPilot has hit the nail on the head. You apparently wasted your time in school. If this were not the case, you would undoubtedly be smart enough to use the tools of this website better. If that were the case, you would have seen that I have posted quite a number of posts since December.

I don't fault a person for WUI infractions (Writing Under the Influence). I'm sure I've done it once or twice. However the purpose of a web site such as this is to share information. If a person always writes unintelligible gibberish in the way that you do, I don't see the information value in it. I'm not trying to set myself up as some sort of grammar policeman. But when I see such egregiously fucked up writing as what you pump out, I can and will comment on it.

LexLuther

**Shune** · 05-15-12 00:09

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Did you ever think of writing porn novels. LOL

At any rate thanks, glade you all enjoyed the narrative. As it turned out, I had a lot of fun doing this particular piece, the recount brought back many profound memories.

I mean, if you all want, reckon from time to time I can parley some more of my superfluous escapades just for you all's amusement, hell, ain't nothing to it.

However, with that being said, Sci-Fi / Action Adventure (not that there's anything wrong with erotic exploits, mind you.) is more my Genre, or bowl of fruit loops if you will.

To be continued

**RustyPup** · 05-14-12 22:48

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

I have to agree with Lex Luther about his comment of punctuation of your post. You wrote TWENTY EIGHT lines with only two periods. You have run on sentences galore. It reminds me of WirelessWizards report back in December (which I believe was his last report). I just do not understand how the schools of this nation can actually graduate students that cannot write a basic sentence. Either the teachers are not teaching the students, or the students are not trying to learn from the teachers.

Propilot-Always check your six.

LOL, yes you are both correct in stating the obvious. However as I said I am not on here to be hassled by the grammar police I just wanted to share info that I had collected during my travels. For the most part I was drunk and do apologize for the multiple run on sentences and general lack of punctuation, I will try harder mom, promise. Mr PP I am a bit surprised that you counted all the lines in the post seeing how much you get around it kind of makes me feel special because you took the time. Mr Luther the last post I read from you was back IN December with all the corrections you felt needed to be made to WW's post. Just for the record I am not trying to start any kind of flame war between to very well establish seniors I do appreciate the comments and after I sobered up I read my post & said the exact same thing you both commented about. The upload button was already hit so I couldn't take it back. This will not stop me from posting.

Rusty Pup-Pit bulls are not dangerous stupid owners are.

**Krock21** · 05-14-12 22:03

Today I saw a BSW I have seen a few times before walking just outside the W / W loop down the Blvd between 95 and Caton Av. Not interested in picking her up I have just seen this SW several times before and I always wondered if she was a he at some point in time. Looks to have large implants and other work. Plastic Surgery is pretty uncommon for a typical SW. Tall, usually wearing a tight dress / skirt, and bug-eye glasses. Oh and the best part is the walk. I crack up every time I see her (?) strutting up and down swaying side to side. Ring any bells for anyone?

**Propilot** · 05-14-12 21:15

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

This is my first post so please don't blast me for any misspelled words or how many posts I've had since I've become a member this is not my first joyride down the famed blvd as I have been doing this for a long time & thought now would be a good time to chime in. So let's start from the top two months ago I had the pleasent fortune of meeting a young woman named Jazmin not quite a spinster but thin with nice see cups so cute I thought it was TGTBT and when she gave me the look, I was sure she was a cop thinking to my self (with the smaller member of course) I said f it I'll see if she needs a ride so I quickly turn down one of the side streets & before I get back to the blvd sheatthe corner smiling at me I don't even say a word just hit the locks "pop" and she's in quite shook (scared for all who don't know) I ask where do you need to go without hesitation she says where eva you want so I hit the gas so hard and fast I still might have whiplash I might hit up a AMP for that we get to my place and before I go any farther I know I know a lot of you don't agree with that but she could have been wife material to be honest & I have two rather large pit bullies that will not have any Tom foolery back to the storyatmy place in the car a finally think to ask how much is the going rate she says now get this what Eva you think I'm worth well really I think one million $$ but my mouth said 2 5 + t I p agreed wow we go down to the dungeon as I like to call it and she undresses WOW caramell skin no marks or any thing I tell her dance of me mama and she proceeds moving like a siren calling ships to dangerous rocks trust me she was hot hot HOT she starts to give me the best bbj and my eyes roll my toes CURL did I explain this is not my first time fifteen min and I pop she catches shows me but releases had to take her home but not before I got the digets must call &try again during the ride home she asks me why I didn't go all the way I said I thought you had to go home or something really thinking that's all I payed for. I'll give the next time toarrow I think this story was long winded enuff but yes I think the blvd is getting VERY HOT again.

I have to agree with Lex Luther about his comment of punctuation of your post. You wrote TWENTY EIGHT lines with only two periods. You have run on sentences galore. It reminds me of WirelessWizards report back in December (which I believe was his last report). I just do not understand how the schools of this nation can actually graduate students that cannot write a basic sentence. Either the teachers are not teaching the students, or the students are not trying to learn from the teachers.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Deepbam** · 05-14-12 21:08

Yes that is the one and thanks to a certain "Super Friend!" I made her acquaintance! Thanks to that masked man! Be safe

**LexLuther** · 05-14-12 20:30

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

This is my first post so please don't blast me for any misspelled words or how many posts I've had since I've become a member this is not my first joyride down the famed blvd as I have been doing this for a long time & thought now would be a good time to chime in. So let's start from the top two months ago I had the pleasent fortune of meeting a young woman named Jazmin not quite a spinster but thin with nice see cups so cute I thought it was TGTBT and when she gave me the look, I was sure she was a cop thinking to my self (with the smaller member of course) I said f it I'll see if she needs a ride so I quickly turn down one of the side streets & before I get back to the blvd sheatthe corner smiling at me I don't even say a word just hit the locks "pop" and she's in quite shook (scared for all who don't know) I ask where do you need to go without hesitation she says where eva you want so I hit the gas so hard and fast I still might have whiplash I might hit up a AMP for that we get to my place and before I go any farther I know I know a lot of you don't agree with that but she could have been wife material to be honest & I have two rather large pit bullies that will not have any Tom foolery back to the storyatmy place in the car a finally think to ask how much is the going rate she says now get this what Eva you think I'm worth well really I think one million $$ but my mouth said 2 5 + t I p agreed wow we go down to the dungeon as I like to call it and she undresses WOW caramell skin no marks or any thing I tell her dance of me mama and she proceeds moving like a siren calling ships to dangerous rocks trust me she was hot hot HOT she starts to give me the best bbj and my eyes roll my toes CURL did I explain this is not my first time fifteen min and I pop she catches shows me but releases had to take her home but not before I got the digets must call &try again during the ride home she asks me why I didn't go all the way I said I thought you had to go home or something really thinking that's all I payed for. I'll give the next time toarrow I think this story was long winded enuff but yes I think the blvd is getting VERY HOT again.

Hey friend! There's something new you may not have heard of. It's called punctuation. You can use it to separate your sentences so they are more understandable. It can also be used to add meaning to individual sentences. Try it. You might like it.

LexLuther

**Member #4382** · 05-14-12 16:23

While on the left coast I spent time with PB, who had a deal for quick GH visits at a local adult bookstore. It was crazy and fun. Does anyone know of a place in these parts where the same can happen. Or is it simply a great memory?

**Immanuel Kunt** · 05-14-12 15:36

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, having traveled here and there, notes Bangkok has a very successful restaurant institution called Condoms and Cabbages (I think Pattaya may have a branch by now too; I will check later this year). So how about organizing Shune's girl and her sisters into operating something appetizing in Baltimore. We can have a competition about names. This doctor's initial thought is catchy: Greens and heroines.

**Youngster83** · 05-14-12 15:21

Anyone with info on her or seen her? I haven't been lucky to find her in awhile. Plan to troll tonight and well.

**Smiling Fox** · 05-14-12 10:54

Did you ever think of writing porn novels. LOL

**SeoulFood** · 05-14-12 09:45

Originally Posted by Shune [View Original Post]

By the luck of the draw, it was a fortuitous rendezvous that left an everlasting impression, and in the end a trail of casualties. But, the profound memories that remain will be remembered in the years to come.

I first met her last year on the infamous WW circuit, she was young and incredibly sexy...

Sounds like a lot of fun with some feelings.

I'm curious, who is this "woman" that cooked you dinner and a real life gf experience.

**Immanuel Kunt** · 05-14-12 07:56

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, having read much academese, was fascinated by Shune's writing sample. I see an ebook coming. Got to be steamier, though, because competition is keen.