Streetwalker Reports

**Shune** · 05-15-12 00:09

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Did you ever think of writing porn novels. LOL

At any rate thanks, glade you all enjoyed the narrative. As it turned out, I had a lot of fun doing this particular piece, the recount brought back many profound memories.

I mean, if you all want, reckon from time to time I can parley some more of my superfluous escapades just for you all's amusement, hell, ain't nothing to it.

However, with that being said, Sci-Fi / Action Adventure (not that there's anything wrong with erotic exploits, mind you.) is more my Genre, or bowl of fruit loops if you will.

To be continued

**RustyPup** · 05-14-12 22:48

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

I have to agree with Lex Luther about his comment of punctuation of your post. You wrote TWENTY EIGHT lines with only two periods. You have run on sentences galore. It reminds me of WirelessWizards report back in December (which I believe was his last report). I just do not understand how the schools of this nation can actually graduate students that cannot write a basic sentence. Either the teachers are not teaching the students, or the students are not trying to learn from the teachers.

Propilot-Always check your six.

LOL, yes you are both correct in stating the obvious. However as I said I am not on here to be hassled by the grammar police I just wanted to share info that I had collected during my travels. For the most part I was drunk and do apologize for the multiple run on sentences and general lack of punctuation, I will try harder mom, promise. Mr PP I am a bit surprised that you counted all the lines in the post seeing how much you get around it kind of makes me feel special because you took the time. Mr Luther the last post I read from you was back IN December with all the corrections you felt needed to be made to WW's post. Just for the record I am not trying to start any kind of flame war between to very well establish seniors I do appreciate the comments and after I sobered up I read my post & said the exact same thing you both commented about. The upload button was already hit so I couldn't take it back. This will not stop me from posting.

Rusty Pup-Pit bulls are not dangerous stupid owners are.

**Krock21** · 05-14-12 22:03

Today I saw a BSW I have seen a few times before walking just outside the W / W loop down the Blvd between 95 and Caton Av. Not interested in picking her up I have just seen this SW several times before and I always wondered if she was a he at some point in time. Looks to have large implants and other work. Plastic Surgery is pretty uncommon for a typical SW. Tall, usually wearing a tight dress / skirt, and bug-eye glasses. Oh and the best part is the walk. I crack up every time I see her (?) strutting up and down swaying side to side. Ring any bells for anyone?

**Propilot** · 05-14-12 21:15

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

This is my first post so please don't blast me for any misspelled words or how many posts I've had since I've become a member this is not my first joyride down the famed blvd as I have been doing this for a long time & thought now would be a good time to chime in. So let's start from the top two months ago I had the pleasent fortune of meeting a young woman named Jazmin not quite a spinster but thin with nice see cups so cute I thought it was TGTBT and when she gave me the look, I was sure she was a cop thinking to my self (with the smaller member of course) I said f it I'll see if she needs a ride so I quickly turn down one of the side streets & before I get back to the blvd sheatthe corner smiling at me I don't even say a word just hit the locks "pop" and she's in quite shook (scared for all who don't know) I ask where do you need to go without hesitation she says where eva you want so I hit the gas so hard and fast I still might have whiplash I might hit up a AMP for that we get to my place and before I go any farther I know I know a lot of you don't agree with that but she could have been wife material to be honest & I have two rather large pit bullies that will not have any Tom foolery back to the storyatmy place in the car a finally think to ask how much is the going rate she says now get this what Eva you think I'm worth well really I think one million $$ but my mouth said 2 5 + t I p agreed wow we go down to the dungeon as I like to call it and she undresses WOW caramell skin no marks or any thing I tell her dance of me mama and she proceeds moving like a siren calling ships to dangerous rocks trust me she was hot hot HOT she starts to give me the best bbj and my eyes roll my toes CURL did I explain this is not my first time fifteen min and I pop she catches shows me but releases had to take her home but not before I got the digets must call &try again during the ride home she asks me why I didn't go all the way I said I thought you had to go home or something really thinking that's all I payed for. I'll give the next time toarrow I think this story was long winded enuff but yes I think the blvd is getting VERY HOT again.

I have to agree with Lex Luther about his comment of punctuation of your post. You wrote TWENTY EIGHT lines with only two periods. You have run on sentences galore. It reminds me of WirelessWizards report back in December (which I believe was his last report). I just do not understand how the schools of this nation can actually graduate students that cannot write a basic sentence. Either the teachers are not teaching the students, or the students are not trying to learn from the teachers.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Deepbam** · 05-14-12 21:08

Yes that is the one and thanks to a certain "Super Friend!" I made her acquaintance! Thanks to that masked man! Be safe

**LexLuther** · 05-14-12 20:30

Originally Posted by RustyPup [View Original Post]

This is my first post so please don't blast me for any misspelled words or how many posts I've had since I've become a member this is not my first joyride down the famed blvd as I have been doing this for a long time & thought now would be a good time to chime in. So let's start from the top two months ago I had the pleasent fortune of meeting a young woman named Jazmin not quite a spinster but thin with nice see cups so cute I thought it was TGTBT and when she gave me the look, I was sure she was a cop thinking to my self (with the smaller member of course) I said f it I'll see if she needs a ride so I quickly turn down one of the side streets & before I get back to the blvd sheatthe corner smiling at me I don't even say a word just hit the locks "pop" and she's in quite shook (scared for all who don't know) I ask where do you need to go without hesitation she says where eva you want so I hit the gas so hard and fast I still might have whiplash I might hit up a AMP for that we get to my place and before I go any farther I know I know a lot of you don't agree with that but she could have been wife material to be honest & I have two rather large pit bullies that will not have any Tom foolery back to the storyatmy place in the car a finally think to ask how much is the going rate she says now get this what Eva you think I'm worth well really I think one million $$ but my mouth said 2 5 + t I p agreed wow we go down to the dungeon as I like to call it and she undresses WOW caramell skin no marks or any thing I tell her dance of me mama and she proceeds moving like a siren calling ships to dangerous rocks trust me she was hot hot HOT she starts to give me the best bbj and my eyes roll my toes CURL did I explain this is not my first time fifteen min and I pop she catches shows me but releases had to take her home but not before I got the digets must call &try again during the ride home she asks me why I didn't go all the way I said I thought you had to go home or something really thinking that's all I payed for. I'll give the next time toarrow I think this story was long winded enuff but yes I think the blvd is getting VERY HOT again.

Hey friend! There's something new you may not have heard of. It's called punctuation. You can use it to separate your sentences so they are more understandable. It can also be used to add meaning to individual sentences. Try it. You might like it.

LexLuther

**Member #4382** · 05-14-12 16:23

While on the left coast I spent time with PB, who had a deal for quick GH visits at a local adult bookstore. It was crazy and fun. Does anyone know of a place in these parts where the same can happen. Or is it simply a great memory?

**Immanuel Kunt** · 05-14-12 15:36

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, having traveled here and there, notes Bangkok has a very successful restaurant institution called Condoms and Cabbages (I think Pattaya may have a branch by now too; I will check later this year). So how about organizing Shune's girl and her sisters into operating something appetizing in Baltimore. We can have a competition about names. This doctor's initial thought is catchy: Greens and heroines.

**Youngster83** · 05-14-12 15:21

Anyone with info on her or seen her? I haven't been lucky to find her in awhile. Plan to troll tonight and well.

**Smiling Fox** · 05-14-12 10:54

Did you ever think of writing porn novels. LOL

**SeoulFood** · 05-14-12 09:45

Originally Posted by Shune [View Original Post]

By the luck of the draw, it was a fortuitous rendezvous that left an everlasting impression, and in the end a trail of casualties. But, the profound memories that remain will be remembered in the years to come.

I first met her last year on the infamous WW circuit, she was young and incredibly sexy...

Sounds like a lot of fun with some feelings.

I'm curious, who is this "woman" that cooked you dinner and a real life gf experience.

**Immanuel Kunt** · 05-14-12 07:56

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, having read much academese, was fascinated by Shune's writing sample. I see an ebook coming. Got to be steamier, though, because competition is keen.

**Cls9637** · 05-14-12 05:58

Originally Posted by Deepbam [View Original Post]

Finally broke my long dry spell by connecting with Heather. She's been reported on here a few times including pix. I have to agree she is a top notch provider. Slow unhurried service. Started out by giving me a "sense of who she is" with a fairly good life story. A little chatty but it broke the ice.

When we got to the notel she started to get undressed and was fully naked before saying I'm trusting you to take care of me when we're done. Nice way to start a session. We started with CBJ which I have to admit was dayum great! Slow no rush and lots of attention to the head. Turned her around and started with some k9. Found the box was clean shaven, nice smelling and super tight just the way I like it. Had to liberally apply lube to get in then couldn't get it all in but she tried and enjoyed it. Worked her from there before flipping the pie to mish. Pounded for a good while and even got two real orgasms out of her before she cried uncle.

Gave her a brief break changed the cover and let her start with some more slow CBJ. She could only get that small mouth of hers over the head and a little bit more but it was awesome. Turned her over and tried to take her from behind but it was too tight. So asked her for the catch which she was game to do. Shot a nice load into her mouth and let her suck it all out.

Overall an excellent session and would repeat. She doesn't do the streets which has been confirmed prefers phone dates. Have the number to trade with trusted seniors. She is a good one and you should enjoy this if you get a chance!

Tried to take some pics but cheap mongering phone sucks as a camera.

Be safe!

Are you talking about this Heather? Sounds like her, and she is definitely fun to be with!

**CuriousInMD** · 05-14-12 05:02

Quoth the Raven "Nevermore".

Originally Posted by Shune [View Original Post]

By the luck of the draw, it was a fortuitous rendezvous that left an everlasting impression, and in the end a trail of casualties. But, the profound memories that remain will be remembered in the years to come.

I first met her last year on the infamous WW circuit, she was young and incredibly sexy...

**RustyPup** · 05-14-12 02:52

This is my first post so please don't blast me for any misspelled words or how many posts I've had since I've become a member this is not my first joyride down the famed blvd as I have been doing this for a long time & thought now would be a good time to chime in. So let's start from the top two months ago I had the pleasent fortune of meeting a young woman named Jazmin not quite a spinster but thin with nice see cups so cute I thought it was TGTBT and when she gave me the look, I was sure she was a cop thinking to my self (with the smaller member of course) I said f it I'll see if she needs a ride so I quickly turn down one of the side streets & before I get back to the blvd sheatthe corner smiling at me I don't even say a word just hit the locks "pop" and she's in quite shook (scared for all who don't know) I ask where do you need to go without hesitation she says where eva you want so I hit the gas so hard and fast I still might have whiplash I might hit up a AMP for that we get to my place and before I go any farther I know I know a lot of you don't agree with that but she could have been wife material to be honest & I have two rather large pit bullies that will not have any Tom foolery back to the storyatmy place in the car a finally think to ask how much is the going rate she says now get this what Eva you think I'm worth well really I think one million $$ but my mouth said 2 5 + t I p agreed wow we go down to the dungeon as I like to call it and she undresses WOW caramell skin no marks or any thing I tell her dance of me mama and she proceeds moving like a siren calling ships to dangerous rocks trust me she was hot hot HOT she starts to give me the best bbj and my eyes roll my toes CURL did I explain this is not my first time fifteen min and I pop she catches shows me but releases had to take her home but not before I got the digets must call &try again during the ride home she asks me why I didn't go all the way I said I thought you had to go home or something really thinking that's all I payed for. I'll give the next time toarrow I think this story was long winded enuff but yes I think the blvd is getting VERY HOT again.

Originally Posted by Immanuel Kunt [View Original Post]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt had an occasion to travel on Garrison Boulevard about 6:30 pm Sunday and this is what he saw:

Half a dozen doable black SWs at corners, which is pretty good for Garrison these days. Maybe they had been mothered so much they needed to get high.

A zoning notice at the vacant Garrison Woods apartment complex stating that a hearing would be held about their request to convert it into 60 units. That would effectively mean fewer and larger units and, possibly, good-bye to Section 8. Interior demolition has already been taking place at the complex, which seems likely to retain its configuration and outer walls.

So enjoy Garrison while you may since gentrificators seem to be on their way.