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**Shade Snake** · 05-06-12 01:50

I got stood up by two girls today. What the hell is up with this?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...uty-23/5321760

She sent me a text to let me know when she was ready to see me. I tried calling her and texting her. Never received a response back.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...s-s-22/5198337

This girl, we set up an appointment for an outcall and I texted her my address and everything. She said she'll be there in 40 minutes, but after not hearing back from her for an hour. I tried calling her and then after having a bad call reception, there was a disconnect of some sort. Then I tried texting her to make sure she would still come. No response so I gave up (I'm really polite with my messages and calls just to note). At least have the decency to text or call me if she can't make it for some goddamn reason.

Worse yet is that these girls actually have "good reviews." Strangely, I also usually have good luck with blonde providers, but this. God, maybe this is a sign for me to quit doing this.

**Shade Snake** · 05-05-12 17:05

I took a glance at the ads recently and man. Are there really that many guys out there who love their women fat (aka BBW)? Also it seems like most of the providers currently available are only black. Not that there's anything wrong with black girls (I've been with some who were rather hot) , but it just seems what's out there seems slim as of late.

**NewbForBewb** · 05-05-12 14:22

Originally Posted by Whatever5 [View Original Post]

SAVE your MONEY! Photo are her but now I know why there all taken in a dark setting. She looks a lot older than her photos and look like she has had a rough life (told me she was high off weed but I doubt it was weed she was high off of) and a few kids stomach was horrible. She also does not give blow jobs in her words " I don't do anything with my mouth or ass no BJ" then had the nerves to set her timer on her phone. Place was a complete dump bed was lumpy ass hell. Ask to use bathroom went I got there shit was disgusting no wash clothes or towels only a empty box of wet wipes. So when she went to look for condoms I hauled ass out of there.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...76314102075741

So no DATY? LOL

**Whatever5** · 05-05-12 13:54

Has anyone seen morgan recently 7865538114

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ck-23/4912566. Curious about naomi to http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ced-24/5321871

**Whatever5** · 05-05-12 13:06

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ure-23/5019734 Accurate and recent pic nice personality a little talkative but funny. 120 hh Non rushed session average CBJ then it was ay position I wanted overall good session but won't repeat mainly because of distance.

**Whatever5** · 05-05-12 11:12

SAVE your MONEY! Photo are her but now I know why there all taken in a dark setting. She looks a lot older than her photos and look like she has had a rough life (told me she was high off weed but I doubt it was weed she was high off of) and a few kids stomach was horrible. She also does not give blow jobs in her words " I don't do anything with my mouth or ass no BJ" then had the nerves to set her timer on her phone. Place was a complete dump bed was lumpy ass hell. Ask to use bathroom went I got there shit was disgusting no wash clothes or towels only a empty box of wet wipes. So when she went to look for condoms I hauled ass out of there.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...76314102075741

**Whatever5** · 05-05-12 11:00

I guess its time to stop leaching and start posting. Saw cherri wed and photos are accurate she is gorgeous with the perfect body great ass and likes to make it clap. Great CBJ and was really into it. Session was non rushed paid 140 for hh was there more like 40 min. And like a real professional had towel and wash cloths andshower available for mongers. Will definitely repeat.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...at-23/5307534.

650-267-9102

**Mike2311** · 05-05-12 03:21

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...hen-26/5317335

I had the pleasure Of seeing her about a week ago. To my surprise the pics are really her. She has a nice big soft ass and some nice tits. Non rushed session. She is quite pretty and personable. I didn't want to leave. Guys don't miss out on this one. I will be going back very soon.

**RedskinsAllDay** · 05-04-12 11:54

I saw Hillary sometime last year. I know I gave her a bad review on here because when I went to see her. She was extremely sloppy with the way she was dressed. Looking extremely tired. The service was actually decent. I must admit she is very friendly when it comes down to it. I would visit her again but I do everything covered except HJ. To feel good for that one moment without a cover. Taking a chance of carrying something for the rest of your life. Or get the same feeling. When you cum you cum period. It feels the same regardless.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-04-12 01:37

Originally Posted by RavensFan1104 [View Original Post]

I did some research on this Hillary Muff and it seems that she is full on GFE / PSE. The fact that she only charges 60. 00 for the short stay and $ for the half raises all types of red flags given the services she provides. This means she is one step up from streetwalker status in my eyes and I don't beat street meat. I read some reviews that confirm that she really is tongueing down and BBBJCIM all her customers. NASTY. And for 60 I can only imagine who some of those customers are.

I also have always wondered about this chick Jewel and why she has the audacity to claim she's 34. I know these chicks lie about their age but this one was too blatant. Most of them you can't tell untll you see them face to face. In this ones pictures she looks at least 50 so I can only imagine what she looks like in person or, even worse, without all the makeup. But I've stated before I find it funny how alot these chicks claim to be so exotic like half persian and costa rican or brazilian and ebony (even though its possible to be both brazilian and ebony). One time I even asked a provider "so your daddy's black on your moms white huh?" and she laughed and gave me a look that told me the jig is up LOL

I've seen her a few times for quick relief, and neither she nor her friends are dirty or skanky. She's had some good friends traveling along with her before, and Hilary is friendly and considerate. Yes, it's BBBJ for all, but so are a lot of girls. She charges 60 for quick because she realizes that she's older and heavier than a lot of guys like, and recognizes that younger, thinner girls do quick for 80.

You start seeing streetwalker quality when you get girls who are charging 40 on BP.

**Andromeda66** · 05-03-12 21:32

First time poster, long time reader. Figured it was finally time to contribute.

http://maryland.backpage.com/FemaleE...ats-22/5193889

Went to see Kreem a few days ago. She's staying at a decent hotel in the Laurel area. I came to her room and as soon as I saw her, I realized that I missed something. The pictures on her page are not outright false, but she has lots of makeup and is hiding a good sized belly. I really hate to have to say that, because she is a nice and sweet person. Some may have an issue with the fact that she has a dog in her hotel room, personally I didn't care. Cost was reasonable. Enjoyed myself, didn't do anything special.

**Member #4323** · 05-03-12 10:03

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...i-c-30/3897270

Looking for something cheap and kinky so I called up Gabriella after reading some old reviews. .8 for the half. Greek for an additional cost "based on how big you are". She'll still do it if you're big but it will cost more, like a sliding scale or something. We agreed to meet at 5:30. Got to her place on time, pretty rough apartment complex in Essex but not a deal breaker. I wouldn't bring a car that won't fit in though. Leave your Prius and your Fiat at home.

I called at 5:30, no answer. Same thing at 5:40 and 5:50. Then I left. I got a call back at 6:30 asking where I was and if I was ready. She apologized and seemed nice, but I think you might have to be lucky with scheduling with this one. Definitely a flake.

**RavensFan1104** · 05-03-12 09:49

Originally Posted by Bawlerz [View Original Post]

And Bawlerz blurts out.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ink-30/4122687

That you'd poof right the fuck back out of here. JEEBUS IT'S JABBA THE.

Hunney, ain't nothing Exotic about being Exotic here. 29 posts for exotic women in 24 hours, I'd say it's the norm. Now, if you said "average run of the mill down lo ho?". That I will believe.

"I'm creole, I'm exotic, I'm indian, I'm fillipino, I'm latin, I'm latina, I'm a super star." It's like the goddamn bar from star wars here!

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...lor-34/4978432

This one told me she wanted leave her tampon in "cause women have two holes in there, most girls don't know that" As I stood up to get dressed I thought,"if you can take a guy or shove a tampon in your urethra, then I gots to git the fuck up out of here"

I did some research on this Hillary Muff and it seems that she is full on GFE / PSE. The fact that she only charges 60. 00 for the short stay and $ for the half raises all types of red flags given the services she provides. This means she is one step up from streetwalker status in my eyes and I don't beat street meat. I read some reviews that confirm that she really is tongueing down and BBBJCIM all her customers. NASTY. And for 60 I can only imagine who some of those customers are.

I also have always wondered about this chick Jewel and why she has the audacity to claim she's 34. I know these chicks lie about their age but this one was too blatant. Most of them you can't tell untll you see them face to face. In this ones pictures she looks at least 50 so I can only imagine what she looks like in person or, even worse, without all the makeup. But I've stated before I find it funny how alot these chicks claim to be so exotic like half persian and costa rican or brazilian and ebony (even though its possible to be both brazilian and ebony). One time I even asked a provider "so your daddy's black on your moms white huh?" and she laughed and gave me a look that told me the jig is up LOL

**Bawlerz** · 05-03-12 09:32

And Bawlerz blurts out.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ink-30/4122687

That you'd poof right the fuck back out of here. JEEBUS IT'S JABBA THE ****.

Hunney, ain't nothing Exotic about being Exotic here. 29 posts for exotic women in 24 hours, I'd say it's the norm. Now, if you said "average run of the mill down lo ho?". That I will believe.

"I'm creole, I'm exotic, I'm indian, I'm fillipino, I'm latin, I'm latina, I'm a super star." It's like the goddamn bar from star wars here!

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...lor-34/4978432

This one told me she wanted leave her tampon in "cause women have two holes in there, most girls don't know that" As I stood up to get dressed I thought,"if you can take a guy or shove a tampon in your urethra, then I gots to git the fuck up out of here"

**RavensFan1104** · 05-03-12 09:22

Originally Posted by JustPlayingMD [View Original Post]

Saw Diamond for the first time. Her add was taken down so here is her site.

http://whitediamond1.escort-site.com/photos.phtml

Cute small blond. Very fun time. As Proto stated she has been doing this awhile and knows the business. Very nice conversation between rounds. CBJ, DATY, CG, and Mish to finish, nice convo, LFK (initiated by her) , CBJ, Mish to finish. A very nice session at $.6 for the hour. I'll repeat!

Have Fun and Stay Safe,

Jp

I saw her a while ago and she definitely is a nice girl with a nice little body on her. She can take a pounding and gets into the session and gets into the session. She does everything except greek. The only thing that kinda turned me off was that missing tooth right in the front. When she opened her mouth thats all I saw. Teeth, feet, and hygiene are the three essentials for me. Luckily it wasnt like she had bad teeth it was just one missing but it did add some shock value when she first said hi LOL. Other than that she is great. I do think she may have some mental issues though but thats just me.